What should I do if I suddenly become sperm and have no account indicators?

"We have a quiz for this class. Come on, the class representative will hand out the papers, and the next get out of class will be collected." A middle-aged woman walked up to the podium, put down a thick stack of test papers, and said without blinking her eyes.There were instant complaints and mourning in the classroom.

Qi Jiang thought to himself, what else is there to listen to in the quiz, he was about to sneak away with his schoolbag in his arms, when Jin Liufang came back from behind.

"Sit back, the class next door is also taking a weekly test today." Jin Liufang said, crossing his arms.

Qi Jiang listened attentively, and there was indeed the sound of flipping papers on the other side of the thin wall. "Oh..." He sat back sleepily, and turned out his little notebook.

He listened to the history class for the first time today, and talked about Hemudu farming culture. More than 7000 years ago, humans on this land learned to use tools, grow rice, and burn pottery. ran up.Qi Jiang looked at the pictures the teacher showed on the blackboard, and suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

Human beings are amazing and very lucky.They are human beings from birth, they don't have to practice, and they don't have to wait for the favor of others, unlike a tree, a thunder, an axe, or a flood, which have nothing to resist.In thousands of natural disasters and man-made disasters, it is necessary to be so lucky that we have the opportunity to be a human being.It means that becoming a human is something worth cherishing, otherwise why are there so many goblins, no matter if they are flowers, trees, insects, fish, birds, or beasts, why do everyone want to be a human being, Qi Jiang thought to himself.

The more he thought about it, the more profound and subtle he felt, and the more he thought about it, the more sleepy he became. Who made him spend so long with the little piece of paper on the top of the bed last night, and had such a weird nightmare, and squatted in a daze all morning.

Jin Liufang was busy writing the test paper, and the students in the front row leaned over with a chair, "Hey, how many choices should you choose for the third question?"

Jin Liufang glanced up at him, then tapped Qi Jiang with her chin - the latter was lying on the table and sleeping fascinated.

"Oh..." The classmate lowered his voice knowingly, "Who do you choose?"

Qi Jiang was woken up by someone. Jin Liufang rolled the book into a stick and hit him on the back of the head, "School is over."

Qi Jiang quickly jumped up and wiped his face indiscriminately, thinking that I wouldn't drool on other people's desks, he looked at the potted flower with even more guilty eyes.

"How is your pinyin learning?" Along the way, Jin Liufang swaggered and hugged the flowers without seeing Qi Jiang's guilt.

"Uh, uh, it's okay." Qi Jiang recited the pinyin all night last night, and he was somewhat confident.

Jin Liufang pointed, "Street lights, fight."

"Lu dēn." Qi Jiang replied obediently.

"swim."

"yóuyǒng."

"central."

"zhōngyāng."

Jin Liufang asked faster and faster, Qi Jiang was so nervous that his forehead was sweating.

Jin Liufang walked to the door of the dormitory, stopped, turned to face him, and pointed at herself, "Me."

Qi Jiang looked up at him, and quickly said, "Liufang."

Jin Liufang smiled, reached out and stroked his hair, and said, "Good boy." She turned around and went in.

Qi Jiang felt a little hot on his cheeks and his heart was pounding. He thought it was too risky, and almost said that sentence. Fortunately, he didn't say that sentence, and he was a little annoyed that he was hesitant, maybe he said it. It will be different.

Although 80.00% will only make Jin Liufang angry, and if he is angry, next time he might not have a stool to sit on.He walked back dejectedly.

When he returned to the dormitory, Bai Miaomiao hadn't come back yet, but Li Li, a regular visitor, came to Jinliufang's dormitory with the same binoculars as before.

Qi Jiang stood behind him and said, "Jin Liufang just went back."

Li Li was startled, "Hey, little ancestor, you are going to have a heart attack." Li Li almost staggered when his legs softened, and said while clutching his chest in shock.

Qi Jiang said, "Why do you want to see him?"

Li Li blinked, "I like her."

Qi Jiang thought for a while, Jin Liufang is a bit unreasonable, a bit capricious, and a bit unreasonable, although he occasionally treats him like a spring, but the weather is uncertain, so you don't know the good and bad - although the face is really pretty. It's beautiful, but is it necessary to go all the way here to take a peek?

Well, looking at Jin Liufang's face, he can eat three bowls of rice - so it seems necessary.

Qi Jiang looked at Li Li with pity, and suddenly felt a sense of intimacy as a fallen person in the world.

Bai Miaomiao climbed the stairs belatedly.Li Li waved his hand without looking back, "You're back?"

"Yeah." Bai Miaomiao was not interested in this kind of voyeurism, so she went into the dormitory to put her bag away.

Only Qi Jiang stayed aside with his schoolbag on his back, Li Li was crazy for a long time, looked back and saw Qi Jiang staring at him in a daze, "Little sapling, what are you looking at?"

Qi Jiang regained his senses, and nodded vigorously to Li Li sincerely, "I understand you!"

"Right!" Li Liru rushed over to pat him on the shoulder vigorously after hearing the sound, "Anyone who has seen her will be deeply attracted by her beauty!" He patted Qi Jiang's shoulder boldly, and suddenly said vigilantly: " Wait, so you are my rival in love...?" He stepped back and thought for a while, "Forget it, you are a tree, and the competitiveness is too small so I can barely coexist peacefully with you."

Qi Jiang asked: "Are you a flower?"

Bai Miaomiao walked by the door with an apple in her mouth, Shi Shiran, "Li Li, seeing how many failures you have in life, you are simply the scum among us."

"I failed as a human being, but I was quite successful in making flowers." Li Li was confident. "—at least good eyesight."

Bai Miaomiao said, "Bah."

Qi Jiang kicked the non-existent gravel on the ground with his toes, hesitating, "I, I also think that Jinliufang is actually pretty good..."

After he finished speaking, he felt that the air around him was stagnant. Bai Miaomiao couldn't cough up a mouthful of apple and couldn't swallow it. He stepped over a few steps and pressed the back of his hand to his forehead, "This kid doesn't have a fever, does he?"

"Jin Liufang is considered a good person?!" Li Li raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"It's over, it's over," Li Li came over to pull his hand, clapping the palm of his hand and the back of his hand, "What is the child's appearance after being poisoned by Liu Fang, tsk tsk tsk, heaven has no eyes."

Qi Jiang was a little dazed, "You, don't you also like Jin Liufang?"

Li Li screamed: "Who likes Jinliufang! How could I like Jinliufang! I would rather like herbicides than Jinliufang! What I like is Chenxiang! Only Chenxiang! I only love Chenxiang in this life!— —Wait, what did you just say?"

Two people with bright eyes surrounded Qi Jiang, they were dumbfounded and said in unison: "Do you like Jin Liufang?"