The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 19

After setting the route and checking the car, Yu Tong set off with Jian Yi after nothing was left behind.

After getting on the expressway, Jian Yi suddenly became excited. She sat on the co-pilot and dangled her feet to eat potato chips, feeding Yu Tong a couple of bites from time to time.

Jian Yi watched it for a while and began to feel bored, took out the downloaded TV series to watch, and enjoyed watching while watching, and the snacks delivered to Yu Tong's mouth became faster and faster.

He just handed it over and didn't look at it. Yu Tong, who was poked on the chin six times, couldn't bear it anymore, and finally took the potato chips away and stuffed them into Jian Yi's mouth when he was poked on the chin for the seventh time.

Jian Yizheng was enjoying it, and suddenly he was choked with a face of bewilderment, after chewing, swallowing, he covered his mouth and glared at Yu Tong.

"What are you doing!"

"What am I doing? What are you doing? If you feed me something, take a look at it, okay? Are you feeding my mouth or my chin? You have poked my chin six or seven times."

"It's fine if I feed you! Just tell me and scare me."

Yu Tong, who was still focused on watching the road ahead, turned his head and glanced at Jian Yi when he heard Jian Yi's tone, "It's terrible, this kid stuttered when he talked to others, and now he will play a small temper."

I don't know if it's because Yu Tong's glance contains too much content, Jian Yi shrinks her neck guiltily.

"It's really okay if I was wrong. Aren't I afraid that you will be hungry? You didn't eat lunch when it was time. Or you can see what to eat, and I'll get you something to eat?"

Jian Yi clapped his hands and took the backpack from the back seat and turned it over. After turning over two self-heating rice, Yu Tong took out two tissues and handed them to Jian Yi.

"Wipe your hands, don't pat them all over your clothes and pants."

"It's like an old father, how can God E have the slightest passion." Jian Yi took the tissue and muttered in a low voice.

"What are you talking about?? Who am I doing this for?? Wait a minute, I'll beat you up in the service area. Why are you so excited when you go out? What's wrong with you?"

Jian Yi pretended to hide to the side and stuck out her tongue, the steam from the hot meal was already coming out.He lifted the lid gently, covered his ears, and shrugged his nose.

"It smells so good hahahahaha."

Yu Tong smiled helplessly, Jian Yi was really like a silly child, having fun all day long.

"Stupid child" took a spoon to mix the rice and brought it to Yu Tong's mouth, and purposely leaned closer to look at his chin.

"Come and open your mouth, look at it, I didn't feed your chin."

"It's okay, you didn't feed my chin, you are amazing, Bao'er, so smart, so amazing."

"Why do I feel that you are perfunctory to me?" Jian Yi mixed the vegetables and rice together, took a bite and then fed it to Yu Tong. "Ah, open your mouth."

Yu Tong opened his mouth to eat without looking at it, and Jian Yi kept looking at him, so he didn't worry that he would feed it to his chin.

"Okay, you can eat first, I will eat later, you just fed me a lot of food, to be honest, I am not very hungry."

"...No! Do you know that you eat on time, don't be distracted, watch the road and drive carefully. When I tell you to open your mouth, open your mouth and I will feed you. I will see that you will not feed your chin, nose Nor will it."

He heard Yu Tong chuckle, and then his head was rubbed.Jian Yi shrank her neck and squinted her eyes for a while, Yu Tong suddenly felt as if she was petting a dog.

After struggling to finish the meal, Jian Yi started looking for something to eat again. Yu Tong's forehead twitched, and when he turned around, Jian Yi took out the fried chicken that he had fried in the morning.

When Jian Yi saw the chicken wings and drumsticks in the refrigerator when she was about to have breakfast in the morning, she suddenly said that she wanted to eat fried chicken. Yu Tong was so hungry that he nodded indiscriminately in agreement.

After the two had breakfast, Yu Tong realized that Jian Yi wanted to make fried chicken now. Luckily, Jian Yi marinated the chicken legs in advance, and fried them directly.

I thought that Jian Yi made a few meanings, but I didn't expect to make two plates, and I had to put them in an insulated box and force them in.

He also said to Yu Tong in a serious manner, "Although it tastes good when it's cold, it's definitely not as delicious as when it's hot. If we do so much, if we watch a fried chicken video on the road, we won't be able to eat it." How uncomfortable it is to be greedy and teary, if you do it, make more, anyway, it’s not too much to eat, "

Facing Jian Yi, Yu Tong could only express his words.

"Yeah, you're so smart, you're a little genius. But just to clarify, I won't be teary-eyed if I can't eat fried chicken, I'm a big man."

"...Who isn't?"

"No, you are a little angel, angels have no gender."

"???" Why do I feel that you are fooling me.

Jian Yi took out the insulated box and took a bite of the fried chicken, stomping her feet happily, and wanted to feed Yu Tong again.

"It's hot! Open your mouth, wait a minute and don't bite like this! I ate it and there is no meat."

Yu Tong took a bite of Jian Yi's hand, and some scum fell on his pants, but Jian Yi smashed it off.

"Don't rub it, that's it. It's not that you feed me and take it well, or you eat that and give me another one. You have eaten the meat and I ate it. I look at the road and how do I know where to bite? You eat first Bar."

"You despise me? You despise me?"

The sudden scene confused Yu Tong.

"What? Why do I dislike you..."

"You despise me? Didn't I think it was delicious so I fed it to you? You don't eat what I've bitten? Do you despise me?"

"It's not that I didn't, I just said that you bit off the meat over there. I can't see and don't know where to bite. It would be nice if you gave me another one."

"Then you took one bite and you still can't see the second bite. How do you know where to bite? Take another one? Give that one to me? I don't dislike you, you dislike me?"

"..."

Yu Tong suddenly choked. How should he explain it? It seemed that he couldn't explain it.This process is the default of the two, and neither of them thinks there is a problem. It was only after Jian Yi made such a fuss that he realized it.

Even if two friends don't want to eat what the other has bitten, what's the matter?They are not a couple,

But Jian Yi didn't seem to think so, and continued to say "Do you despise me?".

Yu Tong wanted to nod Jian Yi with his finger but was afraid of poking his eyes, so he first touched Jian Yi's face and then groped for his forehead.

"What are you doing...you are sick."

Seeing Yu Tong touching his face suddenly without speaking, Jian Yi thought something was wrong, but suddenly poked him in the head.

"Okay, you've finished the show. It's really interesting to say that I despise you. Do you have the confidence to say this?"

"Yes..." Jian Yi retorted in a low voice, sighed and leaned back, rubbed her face and stretched, almost knocked over the fried chicken on her lap, but hurriedly stabilized it.

"Really, why did you expose me so quickly?"

Jian also didn't make any more fuss and didn't watch variety shows anymore, fearing that Yu Tong would be sleepy and chatted with him one after another.

"Do you want to go to the toilet? Do you want to take a break in the service area?"

"Stop for a while, go to the toilet and rest for a while, you have been driving for so long, wait for me to drive?"

"No, I'm not tired."

"Ha - vomit, cough cough"

Jian Yi stretched and adjusted the seat, rubbed her eyes and glanced at the time.

"It's three o'clock? I've slept for so long."

Yu Tong stretched out his hand and handed the water to Jian Yi to watch him drink it.

"Let's go to the hospital when we get back. It's so uncomfortable to retch even if you yawn."

"It's okay, I'm used to it."

"Who made you get used to it? You have to go and see if you have any problems!"

"...Just look at it, how fierce it is, no one wants the fierce one."

"you are not human?"

"..."

"Is he flirting with me? Illusion, how could it be possible? He is so handsome, he is so good at playing games, and he can cook and make snacks. How could he fall in love with me? Illusion."

Jian Yi suddenly clasped his hands together and closed his eyes, murmuring in a low voice like chanting a mantra.Yu Tong was still wondering why Jian Yi stopped talking suddenly, and when he turned his head and saw Jian Yi's appearance, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"What are you doing? Did I do something wrong? Are you cursing me?"

Hearing this, Jian raised her eyes to see that he closed them again.

"No, I'm blessing you, I hope you will be in good health."

"...Although I don't know why you said that suddenly, it makes me feel like I'm terminally ill. But thank you little angel for protecting me."

Seeing Jian Yi kill a box of fried chicken by himself, Yu Tong sighed in his heart, "This kid doesn't grow up strong and eats so many really high-calorie foods every day and doesn't get fat. It's really good, how many girls dream of skills."

"Bao'er, didn't you bring so many cans to eat in the car? Why don't you eat them?"

Jian Yi took the hand of Latiao, quickly wiped it with a paper towel, found the can, handed it to Yu Tong, and then suddenly took it back.

Yu Tong was confused by this series of actions and looked at him suspiciously.

"What's the matter? What do you mean?"

"...I can't open it, I want you to open it for me, but you are driving."

"Oh, that's true." Yu Tong shook his head, not knowing what to do. "Turn it on, I've opened it for you."

"Eh? Really! When did you do it!"

Jian Yi happily held the bottle and took a sip, then picked up a piece of fruit from the spoon and fed it to Yu Tong.

"I made it in the morning. I'm afraid you won't be able to open it if you want to eat while I'm driving, and I don't have the hands to open it for you."

"Are you a prophet! That's great!"

Jian Yi took a bite of the canned food and fed it to Yu Tong. Eating sweet things would make everyone feel better.He dangled his feet and shook his body slightly from side to side.

"what......"

"what happened?"

"Yu Tong..."

"Ok?"

"I spilled the can on my pants..."

"...Bring me my bag and change your pants."

"Your bag? How can I wear your pants? It's a bit long."

Jian Yi rummaged through Yu Tong's backpack and found out the pants. Jian Yi looked back and forth twice and then looked at the size, suddenly looked at Yu Tong in surprise.

"These are my pants, how could you put my pants in your bag, don't you!"

"Go away, I'll go to you. Look through it yourself to see if there is still a pair of my pants and coat inside. I was afraid that the water would spill or something, so I stuffed two into the suitcase. What are you thinking about?"

Jian also smiled embarrassedly and took out Yu Tong's coat to cover her legs, twisting and twisting on the seat to put on the pants with difficulty.

After changing, he was a little at a loss with the changed pair of pants.

"Is there a bag? Put away the dirty pants."

"Turn through the front compartment of the bag, I should have a bag in it."

"Are you Doraemon! Why are you so nice!"