Wake up and become a super communicator

After Tie Dan was brought into the isolation room, he jumped up and down cheerfully, scanning and recording every corner here, getting familiar with the new environment, like a flexible little chubby.

After the fun, Tie Dan approached Shi Sui, and the pig's nose moved, as if it was smelling its master.

Shi Sui patted its head, and heard it humming twice, its two pink and tender front hooves rested on Shi Sui's hands, its hind legs kicked off the ground vigorously, wagging its curly tail, trying to reach him climb.

Shi Sui picked it up and played with it for a while, and said in surprise, "Tie Daner, aren't you mechanical? Why is the flesh on your body so soft? Hahahaha, so cute."

"Hmph." Once Tie Dan was favored, he became even more unscrupulous, and directly pushed himself into Shi Sui's arms to act like a spoiled child.

Qi Yan felt that this thing was too lively, so he frowned, but seeing that Shi Sui was so happy, he didn't say anything, he just turned on the communicator and sent Lao Tu a message: Wanwu Sangzhi.

Old Tu replied in seconds: As a pig farmer, what aspirations do I have?

Qi Yan: ...

Lao Tu: It seems that you don't like this gift?

Urushinobu: I don't like it.

Lao Tu: The person you sent didn’t like it either?

Qi Yan closed the chat box.

After playing around for a while, Shi Sui set the rest instruction for Tie Dan according to the instruction manual, and Tie Dan entered a low-consumption state on the cushion beside it.At that time, I started to get down to business. Barbecue grills, pork, kitchen knives, iron skewers, seasonings, cattail fans, tableware, ventilators...everything is ready, and the barbecue can start!

Xiao Wu sent a few fresh-keeping boxes into the isolation room, and what he gave was enough for Shi Sui to eat alone. After all, the food that passed through his hands could not be eaten by others.Shi Sui didn't want to eat alone, so he leaned on the glass door and said, "I can't finish it all by myself, you guys bake some outside, eat with me."

Looking eagerly at him with those shining eyes, Qi Yan couldn't refuse at all, so he nodded and said hello.

Xiao Wu also dipped a little light by the way, took a few crisper boxes to the cafeteria of the scientific research institute and secretly started a small stove, ready to be cooked and served to Commodore Qi, so that he could have a meal of such high-standard fresh meat.

So Shi Sui fiddled inside, and Qi Yan sat outside to watch him fiddle.

As soon as the grill was powered on, there was a burst of black smoke from inside the machine. The isolation room was small, and the ventilator couldn't handle such a large amount of smoke for a while, and the fire alarm on the roof immediately sounded.Shi Sui froze for a moment, quickly found scotch tape from the drawer, stood on the table and pasted the sensor device.

Qi Yan stepped forward and asked, "What's going on?"

Shi Sui coughed twice, waved his hands and said, "It's all right, don't worry, I forgot to take out the waste paper inside, the paper was burned by high temperature, I just take it out and put it out."

As he spoke, he used chopsticks to grab a few pieces of lit paper from the inside of the grill, and poured the water in the water glass on it.

The black smoke finally dissipated and the ventilator was able to breathe.

When Shi Sui finally allowed the inside of the grill to produce a suitable temperature, an hour had passed.At this time, Xiao Wu had already pushed a dining cart back from the kitchen, and there were prepared stewed meat, barbecued meat and stewed meat on it.

Xiao Wu said excitedly: "It smells so good! As expected of Tu Jiu's product, Commodore Qi, this meat is so good!"

Qi Yan didn't even give him a look, just watched Shi Sui busy inside.

Xiao Wu stopped the cart, and suddenly found that the isolation room was in a mess: there was a lump of wet paper in a strange shape on the floor; there were two large pieces of dark and hard unknown carbide on a plate; meat pieces and slices of different sizes were piled up on the cutting board , the center of gravity seemed unstable when it was strung on the iron stick; while Shi Sui's face and hands were covered with black ash, and there were several burnt holes on the beige singlet.

"What's wrong with this?" Xiao Wu was shocked.

"Don't panic." Qi Yan stared nervously at the progress inside, and comforted himself and Xiao Wu with the tone of a combat commander, "It's all a strategic test."

Before the words fell, Shi Sui cheered: "Success!"

Qi Yan: "!!!"

Shi Sui happily ate the grilled pork skewers in his hand: "Although the outside is a bit mushy, the taste is not bad!"

Brigadier General Qi showed a gratified smile: "Very good."

Shi Sui leaned on the glass door and showed him his work in an all-round way: "I want to bake it for you. When I can go out, I will bake it for you. It's really delicious!"

Brigadier General Qi applauded: "Well, I'm looking forward to it."

Xiao Wu looked at the two strings of mosaic-like barbecue in Shi Sui's hands, and then looked at the 1080P high-definition exquisite dishes on his dining car, and thought, Commodore Qi's "expectation" standard is so strange.

Encouraged, Shi Sui continued his barbecue business and even hummed happily.

Qi Yan was also a little relieved, casually ate some of the dishes that Xiao Wu offered, and concentrated on thinking about the important topic of "How to let the super communicator cook and feed himself while ensuring himself not to die".

At this time, Tie Dan suddenly jumped up and made a fuss, humming in circles on the cushion.Shi Sui thought it was malfunctioning, so he quickly put down the kebab to look at it: "What are you doing, Tie Daner?"

Qi Yan's pupils shrank suddenly, and he shouted: "Shi Sui!"

The accident happened in an instant.

The barbecue grill exploded suddenly, and there was only a "bang", and all the surrounding objects exploded into the sky, and fell to all parts of the isolation room with open flames!

Shi Sui was two or three meters away from the barbecue grill, and just picked up the iron egg when he was knocked down by the aftermath of the explosion, knocking his forehead to the corner of the table, staring at him immediately, completely unable to understand what happened.He vaguely heard Qi Yan anxiously calling his name outside, but the sudden high temperature and flames left him nowhere to escape.

Qi Yan directly picked up Xiao Wu from outside: "Open the door!"

Xiao Wu also panicked: "No, it can't be opened! He is a big drug lord!"

The fire spread in a blink of an eye, and all the books, papers, wooden tables, and bed sheets in the isolation room were burned.

Qi Yan dropped him and took out the particle gun: "Let me in, or I'll collapse this wall right now!"

Xiao Wu broke down and said: "To open the isolation door, you must wear protective clothing and do instant disinfection, otherwise we will all die! Everyone in the research institute will die!"

With such a big commotion, people from the scientific research institute and Chen Bi rushed in. Looking at the tragic situation in the isolation room, they didn't know what to do for a while.

Director Ding said regretfully: "Hey, it looks like a big poison... Cough, the super spreader is still unstoppable."

Qi Yan's eyes turned red anxiously, and he said to Director Ding: "You all go out! Just open the door for me! Hurry up!"

Director Ding muttered in a low voice: "Is it worth getting all over this big trouble? Lieutenant General Qi is about to be promoted, so I advise you not to be arrogant."

The isolation room was already a sea of ​​flames.

Qi Yan couldn't wait any longer, and signaled to the guard behind him: "Chen Bi!"

"General..." Chen Bi was also hesitant. He naturally knew that if he really wanted to grab the key and open the door to save people, his brigadier general would definitely be infected and lose his life, but he had to obey the military orders.

"Look!" Just as the two sides were at a stalemate, Xiao Wu suddenly shouted.

Everyone looked towards the isolation room.

Amidst the thick smoke and flames, a chubby figure quickly approached the center of the explosion, climbed onto the wreckage of the barbecue grill despite the high temperature, and then jumped up to the height of the roof.

"What is that?" Chen Bi was puzzled.

"Tie Dan..." Qi Yan's eyes lit up, he understood what Tie Dan was going to do.

The iron egg jumped up and down, jumped up and down, persevered in the flames and high temperature, the coating and protective layer on the body were burnt and peeled off layer by layer, exposing the steel bracket inside.The originally white, tender and cute mechanical piggy has become charred and ugly, skinny.

Finally, it worked.

With its hooves and tongue, it tore off the tape on the smoke alarm.

In an instant, the alarm sounded loudly, several sprinklers were turned on, and vigorous water poured down, which quickly extinguished the fire and cooled the temperature of the entire isolated room, leaving only clouds of white gas.

The staff of the scientific research institute put on protective clothing and began to tidy up the isolation room to treat Shi Sui.

After confirming that Shi Sui had just inhaled too much high-temperature smoke and caused a coma, Qi Yan apologized to Director Ding: "I have caused you trouble, this time I did not think carefully about this matter, I am fully responsible, and all compensation It is my responsibility."

Director Ding said quickly: "Oh, it's easy to talk about, it's not a big deal."

Qi Yan was not in the mood to be polite to him, and returned to the glass wall, staring closely at the unconscious man.

Xiao Wu held out the unrecognizable iron egg, and Qi Yan took it.

At this moment, Tie Dan had run out of energy, and it lay in his hands like a piece of scrap iron.

He took the time to send a message to Lao Tu: Is the mechanical piggy under warranty?

Lao Tu: Did the game go bad so quickly?Which part is wrong?Let's improve it.

Qi Yan took a photo and sent it to him.

Lao Tu: ... I paint a cock, I love you @! #￥#%...No warranty!Pay the full amount for repairs!

Many years later, when a reporter asked Yao Zu about the past at Shi Sui, he recalled it like this: "At that time, I looked at the Brigadier General Qi outside the glass wall, and there was only one sentence in my mind..."

The reporter thought to himself, is it "meeting you in this life, what can I ask for", "waiting for you for a thousand years, but there is no chance", or "it's a pity that fate is too bad, and I can't be with you every year"?

Shi Sui sighed: "Wives are not as good as concubines, and will be not as good as pigs."

Qi Yan who was sitting by the side: "..."

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The headline on the front page of "Alliance Weekly" many years later——

The eighteenth secret of the ancestor of medicine: a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a general is not as good as a pig.

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Shi Sui walked out of the isolation room.