Wake up and become a super communicator

On the day Qi Yan set off for the limestone cave, he came to the scientific research institute to get a few bottles of special lava bombs. This is a cooperative project between the scientific research institute and the military department. It is still in the research and development stage, and it happens to be tested in this mission.

Shi Sui watched him from the glass wall: "Today's combat uniform is iron gray."

Qi Yan ignored him, and continued to confirm the assembly and use of those bottles of lava bombs.

"It matches your eyes very well." Shi Sui said again, "He's cool and handsome."

"..." Qi Yan paused, what kind of adjective is this?

"Wow, you can lift such a heavy barrel with one hand, it's amazing." Shi Sui praised, "You must exercise regularly, oh no, let's train."

Being stared at by those bright eyes without blinking, being flattered by words that have nothing to say, Qi Yan was fine, but the guard beside him, Chen Bi, was a little impatient, and he used his elbow to crutch him. Qi Yan: "General, what does that big drug lord want to do?"

"The big drug lord?" Qi Yan didn't react.

"Hey, that's what I heard from the people in the scientific research institute, the nickname they gave to the super spreader."

Only then did Qi Yan glance at Shi Sui.

A head shorter than him, with not much flesh on his body, with those earnest black eyes open, he was almost the one who stretched his neck and shouted "I have something to say, just deal with me"-a big drug lord?Are the people in the scientific research institute blind?

Seeing that Qi Yan was attracted by him, Shi Sui waved happily: "Are you going to wipe out the mutant species?"

"Yes." Ever since he met this person, Qi Yan found that he often felt a strange sense of powerlessness. He was pulled to the glass wall by this powerlessness, and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Shi Sui looked around and whispered to him, "When you go on missions, don't you often encounter birds of prey, wild beasts, etc.?"

"Yes." Are you worried about him?Unexpectedly, this ancient human being was quite worried.

"Then..." Shi Sui hesitated to speak, with a rare look of shyness, "Then if you meet this time..."

"I will pay attention to safety." Qi Yan returned with a poker face, but his tone was rare and gentle.

"No, no, I..." Seeing that they were about to finish dressing up, Shi Sui had to let go of his worries and said anxiously, "If you meet this time, can you help me bring back some raptor or beast meat? Of course, on the premise of not affecting your execution of tasks."

"What?" Qi Yan really didn't understand, what do you want those meat for?Are you not afraid of infection?

Humans nowadays dare not eat wild poultry or beasts, because the wild is full of mutated bacteria or viruses that they don't understand.This is the aftermath of the Great Cleansing Era. Excessive genocide has created new and more difficult dangers, just like nature’s contempt and provocation to human beings, forcing them to admit that they are not omnipotent.

"Hey, I'm just hungry, I want to eat two bites of serious meat." Shi Sui sighed sadly.

He has been taking nutritional supplements for several days, and he asked the scientific researchers here what ingredients are in the nutritional supplements.They replied that it is absolutely safe all kinds of artificial vitamins, artificial dietary fiber, artificial protein, and artificial seasoning.

Shi Sui asked again, is there any non-artificial, naturally grown poultry and livestock meat that he can taste?

The scientific researcher rolled his eyes and replied: "What are you thinking? There are thousands of high-quality, non-infected poultry and livestock raised in the whole country. The meat has to be sterilized many times, and then made into meat paste. One of the super nutritional supplements costs tens of thousands of yuan, and you can eat it when you get it."

When he heard "making meat puree and making super nutritional supplements", Shi Sui had no interest.

He never expected that when he was reborn, he would be "dimmed to death" by the tasteless food here.

So he decided not to bear it.Anyway, he is locked in this big glass room isolated from the world, and he has nothing to do, so he might as well find a way to get some wild game to satisfy his cravings. However, the only person he can count on is this The "iron-blooded officer" who looks very powerful.

After hearing what he said, Qi Yan raised his hand and knocked on the glass wall with his gun, saying, "You are so bold."

Not only did he dare to instruct him to go hunting, but he also wanted to eat wild game that might cause mutations and infections. What was even more arrogant was that he didn't mention "Be careful" from the beginning to the end.That's the gray rock cave, rumored to be the largest mutant lair in the north-central war zone, A-level mission, this person only cares about his own appetite?

The ancient human beings were really too superficial and ignorant.

Feeling his surprise, Shi Sui pleaded: "I can modify the drying oven here, and then cook barbecue. Xiao Wu said that the scientific research institute allows me to do this, and they will help me do the disinfection and sterilization. Commodore Qi, you Just help me, I am very good at crafting, and I will let you try it when I come out in the future."

"..."

Qi Yan didn't give him any answer, raised his wrist to look at the time, turned around and asked several guards: "Are you all ready?"

The guard responded loudly: "Ready!"

He retracted his gun neatly, his brows and eyes full of chill before the bloody storm: "Let's go!"

Shi Sui sat on the chair dejectedly, his hope of eating barbecue was shattered, and his life was left with only tasteless nutrients. This made him feel sad, and he threw the book "Mad Love" aside: " It’s all a lie, saying that admiration can win favor, iron-blooded officers are all big pig’s hooves...ah, pig’s trotters..."

Bored, Shi Sui opened the book "Into Dawn".

The beginning of this book was very depressing, he didn't read it after reading it several times, but now he was able to calm down and read it.After reading this, he found it more interesting than the book "Frenzied Love", especially the protagonist General Li Weili in it, who is brave and fearless, emphasizing love and righteousness, can punch mutants with kinetic energy, can wash his hands and make soup statically, and can make soup with his hands. What is still grown naturally is vegetables and meat, frying, frying, frying and stewing, proficient in everything.

What a perfect man.

Wait, something doesn't feel right?

Qi Yan has already boarded the transport plane at this time. He attaches great importance to this task. He looks at the topographic map with a serious expression and repeatedly checks the details of the settlement plan. The iron-gray combat uniform makes him even colder. .

Chen Bi shrank to the side and didn't dare to say much. He didn't dare to go up until Qi Yan finished communicating with the military and put down the communicator: "General, what did that big drug lord tell you just now?" Yes, in just two or three sentences, he saw Qi Yan's face change again and again, and he even drew his gun to warn him. He was really curious about how that man teased his brigadier general like that.

Qi Yan glanced at him, and said succinctly: "He asked me to buy him some wild game to take home, and said he wanted to eat barbecue."

"This... isn't he afraid of infection?" Chen Bi twitched the corners of his mouth.

"He is ignorant." If he is infected by a mutant virus or bacteria, he will either die of illness quickly, or lose his mind and become a mutant.Qi Yan was really worried. This ancient human being knew nothing about the present world, and was not aware of those potential dangers at all. Fortunately, he was locked in a glass compartment at the moment. If he was released, he would be alone. How do people survive?

"No, the scientific research institute acquiesced to him doing this? He doesn't understand, and the scientific research institute doesn't understand either?"

Mentioning this, Qi Yan became agitated again: "The scientific research institute has no good intentions. They want to take this opportunity to use him to conduct infection experiments in living organisms." This is obviously against ethics and regulations, and it cannot be said on the table, but secretly The trap, and this person got into the trap in such a daze.

There are only a few thousand high-quality poultry and livestock in the whole country, and all of them are made into super-grade nutrients worth tens of thousands of yuan. It is obvious that bullying him does not have the common sense of this era.Raised non-infectious meat is also more expensive and difficult to buy. How can it be possible not to keep the conventional cooking method? I also blame the man for not being up to date. If you read more books, you will not be tricked into being a gunman.

Chen Bi suddenly realized: "The scientific research institute knows that this matter can't dictate to us, so it deliberately asked him to mention it to you. Tsk tsk, this trick is really dark. I have long said that those blue coats with eyes above the top are not good things."

"..." Qi Yan pursed her lips and remained silent.They were almost near the gray rock cave, but he still remembered the disappointed look in that person's eyes when he turned around.

"It doesn't matter that there are so many of them, we don't need to waste time for this kind of thing." Chen Bi said.

"En." Qi Yan responded, and at the same time turned on the communicator again.

Chen Bi thought that he was going to contact the military department, and didn't pay much attention to it. Who knows, he heard his general say to the communicator: "I want to buy you a pig, let me quote you a price."

Chen Bi: "??!"

At this time, none of them expected that there would be a word with allusion in the idiom dictionary of later generations——

Commodore buys pigs.

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Remarks: "Dictionary of Chinese Idioms (Revised Edition 3030)"

Commodore buys a pig: It is a metaphor for not being able to hold back the restlessness in the heart, spending huge sums of money to please the important person. (For specific allusions, see Chapter 4-Chapter 5 of the work "Wake Up and Became a Super Communicator" by the famous sand sculpture author He Han)