The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

Today is another day of peace.

The sky is clear, the birds are chirping, and the people are happy, except for three screams coming from the gate of the palace.

Lu Anxiang copied the bricks with his own hands, and with great momentum, he repelled the two eunuchs and a guard who came to stop him, and rushed straight into the palace like a yellow dragon.

"Lord Lu, Lord Lu!" The chief eunuch trotted after him, even though he watched his colleague bleed and die gloriously, he still had to do his best to hold him back, "The emperor ordered the imperial garden to manage the government, and the miscellaneous No one can wait to enter!"

Lu Anxiang sneered, and tapped on the brick in his hand, "Eunuch Jin, do you mean that the minister is an idler?"

Eunuch Jin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "The emperor also ordered that if the prime minister asks about it, it will not be considered idle."

Lu Anxiang snorted in satisfaction.

Eunuch Jin said again: "... count on others."

Lu Anxiang turned his head and picked up the bricks and rushed towards the Imperial Garden!

His heart is as heavy as iron, even if he is charged with killing the king today, he will force the emperor to listen to the memorial in his hands!

The Lu family has been virtuous for generations, assisting the king in every possible way.After the death of the first emperor, his father also died of illness, and the position of prime minister was passed on to him before his death.Not boasting, Lu Anxiang has read the Four Books and Five Classics since he was a child, and he knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. Not to mention leaving a name in history, at least it is no problem to assist a generation of emperors.

But he had calculated thousands of times, but he never figured it out. The new emperor, he, no, go, go!

The new emperor had been enthroned for three months, except for the enthronement ceremony where he got acquainted with the ministers and officials, every time he went to court, he would hear Eunuch Jin read out whether His Majesty was kidnapped by the dragon bed or by the bedding.

When Lu Anxiang was a child, he was the accompanist of the former prince and now the emperor. He was familiar with the palace, and soon found the imperial garden. Just as he was about to rush in with a brick, a little girl in rich clothes and a little black cat came out of the palace. Jumped out from the side.

"Brother Huang said, idlers are not allowed to enter!"

The cat in her arms also called out: "Meow!"

Lu Anxiang recognized that this was the emperor's youngest sister, the current princess Wenrenliu.

"His Royal Highness," Lu Anxiang tried to make himself look accommodating, "I came to discuss important matters with the emperor."

Wen Renliu tilted her head, and the cat in her arms also tilted her head.

"But Brother Huang said that he was doing something big inside." Wenren Liu wondered, "It's very important, Brother Huang said that with a serious expression on his face."

Lu Anxiang rubbed his chin, did the emperor suddenly change his mind and decided to seriously govern?

"Master Lu, you also know that since the day the emperor ascended the throne three months ago, the emperor has become obsessed," Wenren Liu said again, "I always sigh why I have a nightmare, why do I think that I have been living in this life?" You can't see us or anything."

Lu Anxiang nodded, knelt down and asked him, "Very important, very important? Is His Majesty managing politics?"

"It's not governance, it's four words."

"Four words?"

"Yeah!" Wen Renliu tried hard to recall, "What, what..."

Lu Anxiang was at a loss: "Recruit? North? Look for?"

Suddenly, Wen Renliu's eyes lit up: "Attract bees and butterflies!"

Lu Anxiang picked up a brick and was about to smash it in, but was hugged by Eunuch Jin, who was out of breath and finally caught up.

"His Royal Highness! Ancestor! It's recruitment! Recruitment!" Eunuch Jin burst into tears, and was about to kneel down to this group of masters.

Lu Anxiang regained his sanity a little bit. The princess is still young and doesn't know many words, so she may have misremembered.

"Oh!" Wenren Liu said again, "In addition to attracting bees and butterflies, Brother Huang is also holding a little beauty in his arms!"

Lu Anxiang: "!!!"

Eunuch Jin felt that he was hugging a runaway wild horse with his life, "Calm down, calm down! Master Lu, the princess may have misremembered, misremembered!"

Wen Renliu snorted: "I don't have one! She is really a little beauty!"

Eunuch Jin felt that his life was passing away: "Master Lu! Your Majesty is young and has complicated business affairs. It is normal for one or two beauties to entertain him!"

Wen Renliu blinked: "The one with the handle."

Lu Anxiang: "!!!!!!!!!"

The runaway wild horse couldn't stop, and Eunuch Jin lay on the ground looking at Lu Anxiang, who was riding a great horse, as if he saw Lord Yan waving at him.

He propped himself up weakly, and looked at Wenrenliu with tears in his eyes, "Your Highness, Your Majesty obviously didn't recruit any beauties!"

Wen Renliu nodded: "Brother Huang didn't recruit, the beauty is in my arms."

Black cat: "Meow."

Eunuch Jin trembled: "That little beauty..."

Wenrenliu: "Its younger brother, Xiaobaimiao."

Eunuch Jin, died.

When Lu Anxiang rushed into the imperial garden, he didn't see anything except the emperor Wen Renfu who was sitting in the middle and the maid who was guarding him thousands of miles away, so he was stunned.

Wen Renfu: "Aiqing, why are you in such a hurry?"

Lu Anxiang was stunned: "Where's the little beauty?"

Wen Renfu held up the little white cat in his arms.

Little white cat: "Meow meow."

Lu Anxiang was even more confused: "The one with the handle."

Wen Renfu turned the little white cat's belly upside down, and before he brushed away the fur, he was greeted by the little beauty's paw on the face.

Lu Anxiang fell silent, glanced around, and there was a table in front of Wen Renfu, on which were displayed pens, ink, paper and inkstones, and half-person-high memorials. .

"I've seen Aiqing's excerpt," Wen Renfu said first, "Aiqing is worrying about the ancestor worship ceremony. She is worried that someone will be unfavorable to me during the ancestor worship ceremony. What reason do you want to discuss with me?"

"Your Majesty, is there a countermeasure?"

Wen Renfu blinked, "Guess."

Lu Anxiang scratched his face in embarrassment: "Since your majesty is dealing with political affairs, you can go to the imperial study to deal with it. Why put it in the imperial garden and let people watch and not let you in."

Wen Renfu put the little beauty on the ground, touched the scratches on her face, "I can't stop it anyway."

Lu Anxiang was even more ashamed, and bit his lips: "Your Majesty, forgive me for being reckless. I heard that Your Majesty is recruiting wise men, and I have some good candidates in my mind. I can recommend one or two."

Wen Renfu's eyes lit up: "Aiqing, you finally understand me!"

Lu Anxiang bowed his head in shame: "This minister was short-sighted and judged people by their appearance."

Wen Renfu nodded in satisfaction: "The person I want must first have a good temper."

Lu Anxiang was hit by an arrow in the knee.

"Secondly, you have to be patient. You can't just listen to a few words and get angry, and don't care about anything."

Lu Anxiang was hit by two arrows in the knee.

"In the end, you have to be reasonable. Everything needs communication. It's not good to hit people with bricks every now and then."

"Your Majesty made a mistake." Lu Anxiang lifted his robe and knelt down, "Please punish me, Your Majesty."

"Why do you love Qing?" Wen Renfu stepped forward to support him, looking at him sincerely and earnestly: "In the final analysis, the people I want to recruit need to have a pair of observant eyes."

Lu Anxiang: "...good at observing?"

Wen Renfu nodded: "Help me look after the little beauty, she's about to go into heat, I'm afraid she'll get sick from messing around."

……

It is said that His Majesty's screams came from the imperial garden that day, surrounding the entire palace, the birds frightened their wings, and the beasts scattered everywhere.

Eunuch Jin sent away the furious Lu Anxiang, and turned to see his emperor patting the hem of his clothes like a normal person. The scream just now seemed to be just like practicing his voice.

Eunuch Jin got used to it, at first he would cautiously ask why he was acting with Lord Lu, but in the end he got a smile from his master with bright eyes and bright teeth.

"Beating is kissing and scolding is love. If you don't beat me, you will panic."

Eunuch Jin felt from the bottom of his heart that the word owed was made for him.

"Eunuch Jin," Wen Renfu suddenly stopped him, "Can you handle the spies in the court?"

Eunuch Jin replied in a low voice: "The old slave has ordered people to surround the man's mansion in secret. Your Majesty will issue an order to ensure that no one in the mansion will run away."

Wen Renfu nodded: "Can the fourth prince and Xie Qiyuan get married?"

Eunuch Jin replied: "The old slave has already informed the Fourth Prince that he will have a banquet in the West Hall in Youshi."

Wen Renfu nodded: "Can I send my wedding invitation to the prime minister's residence?"

Eunuch Jin replied: "The old slave has..." At the end, he paused, raised his head, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty wants to get married?"

Wen Renfu smiled without saying a word, and pushed him a wedding invitation. Eunuch Jin took it with a puzzled face, opened it, and saw that the words in gold on the red background were eye-catching, and Lu Xiang's name was clearly written on it.

It's time to come.

Eunuch Jin's heart sank. Since the new emperor ascended the throne three months ago, Wen Renfu has called his court officials, including him and the Fourth Prince, with a serious look on his face, as if he was about to go out to crusade against the alien party immediately, but he just opened his mouth. : "I want to marry Lu Anxiang."

He and the Fourth Prince were frightened and knelt down on the ground.

I just wanted to persuade my king to think twice, but Wen Renfu responded with a word, "No need to persuade, I like him."

The fourth prince tremblingly proposed desperately: "Lu Xiang may not like the emperor's brother... Ah! Pfft!!!"

Eunuch Jin heard the fourth prince's voice drifting away, turned his head and saw that the prince had already been kicked behind the screen by Wen Renfu, and almost fell into the chamber pot.

He turned around and saw Wen Renfu smiling meekly and innocently: "Eunuch Jin, what do you want to say?"

Eunuch Jin swallowed his saliva: "...Your Majesty is wise."

"Eunuch Jin?" Wen Renfu knocked on the table suddenly, pulling Eunuch Jin out of his memory, "Don't you want to send the wedding invitation to the Prime Minister's Mansion?"

Eunuch Jin's face was as wrinkled as a steamed stuffed bun, "Your Majesty, this old slave is too talkative. According to Lu Xiang's temperament, I'm afraid he's going to overthrow the capital!"

Wen Renfu smiled, "Can you take a closer look?"

Eunuch Jin felt a chill behind his back, unfolded the wedding invitation and read it carefully. In the middle of the two gold-plated names was written "Sincerely Invited" in small letters, and at the end of the names was written "Participate in the Fourth Prince Wenrenyin and Zhenyuan General Xie Qiyuan", and after that, almost half of the entire page was written with four bright and eye-catching words "Marriage Ceremony".

All in all, His Majesty invited Lu Xiang to participate in the wedding ceremony of the Fourth Prince and Xie Qiyuan.

He knew about His Majesty bestowing a marriage to the Fourth Prince, but wouldn't it be appropriate to misunderstand the wedding invitation at this juncture!

Eunuch Jin looked back and forth over and over again, and he couldn't help but sincerely sigh that the person who wrote this kind of upside-down wedding invitation is really a talent, and it's completely aimed at Lu Xiang, who is irritable and impatient.

Wen Renfu smiled: "I wrote it, do you have any opinions?"

Eunuch Jin lifted his robe and knelt on the ground, "Your Majesty is wise and resourceful, but Prime Minister Lu is impatient, so he might be wrong..."

Wen Renfu smiled: "If you dare to say one more word, you will give me the chamber pot and make me bored."

Eunuch Jin quickly patted his robe and got up, quickly took the sign and went out of the palace to handle errands.

When he turned to leave the Imperial Garden, a faint murmur floated in his ears.

"...The last time I couldn't make it in time, this time I will..."

He didn't hear the rest clearly. When Eunuch Jin looked up again, he could only see Wen Renfu frowning tightly looking at the memorial in front of him.

It was early summer in June, and the imperial garden was full of flowers and flourishing. The kitten was hopping around in the grass and fluttering butterflies. The scenery is so beautiful, but somehow it always makes people feel heavy and suffocating.

Lu Anxiang (bao) returned from the (zou) emperor (hun) palace (jun), knelt down in the ancestral hall and lit three sticks of incense, kowtowed three times to the ancestors who did their best to help Daxing, and reverently repent.

"The junior is unfaithful, and today he wants to kill the king again."

"..."

"The ancestors are above all, the younger generation will definitely guard against arrogance and impetuosity in the future, and serve the emperor with all their strength."

"..."

"Second Brother," Lu Yinghao's voice came from the door, "This is your first visit today."

Lu Anxiang pinched his fingers and counted, but he couldn't count with two hands anyway.

Lu Yinghao sighed and stepped into the room: "Second Brother, is this useful for you?"

Lu Anxiang nodded: "I have made up my mind, this is the last time, I have to cut the roots and become a gentle and virtuous prime minister in the future."

Lu Yinghao took a deep look at him: "I heard that the Holy One recruited two new luthiers into the palace the day before yesterday, and they played and sang every night in the palace."

Lu Anxiang looked back at him with resolute eyes: "Is there any king in the world, as long as His Majesty is willing, the blind man playing the erhu in the north of the city can also be his."

Lu Yinghao: "I heard that the Holy Majesty recruited two more exotic dancers into the palace yesterday. They have delicate figures and are extremely coquettish."

Lu Anxiang: "Your Majesty is an upright young man, it's normal to fall in love with beautiful women. As long as His Majesty is willing, the widow who sells dances in the west of the city can also be his."

Lu Yinghao shook the wedding invitation just delivered, and handed it to him, "Second brother, Eunuch Jin sent it..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Anxiang had already picked up the incense burner in front of the memorial tablet and rushed out!

"...a wedding invitation to invite us into the palace to attend the Fourth Prince's marriage ceremony."

Lu Yinghao looked at his back worriedly, feeling that he was [-]% wrong.

The author has something to say:

It took so long for a series of things in the third dimension to forcefully open a new pit TAT

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Salted eggs are in advance. "Where?Eat my rainbow fart! "

May I ask, my god, how did you type out the words "Aw, oh, I want to have a monkey with up" with a paralyzed face? ! ! !