cure that paranoid heartthrob

The grade director turned off the flashlight and yelled furiously: "Don't you have any numbers in your heart!? Ah, what do you think? Every day, I don't have a study in my mind and I just want to play. If I don't come, you still have to talk about it." class!?"

At this moment, Wang Hao felt that no ghost could be more terrifying than the grade director.

The grade director's words had already made him break out in a cold sweat.

The entire class was as quiet as a cicada, and the other classes also heard the grade teacher's voice, and they all shut their mouths. The entire corridor was silent.

The grade director was still yelling, "Whoever takes the lead, stand up for me! The evening self-study is for you to learn, not for you to tell ghost stories. Everyone is quite good at playing, and they also tell ghost stories. Why not God!"

The flashlight on the table illuminated the expression of the grade director, and the whole class took a breath of air.

The most vicious Rakshasa is nothing more than that!

The other classes also heard the roar of the grade teacher, and each of them covered their mouths and held back their laughter.

The grade director was so angry that he walked around with his hands behind his back and shouted: "Stand up for me!"

Wang Hao stood up trembling.

Gu Xuzhou thought for a while and stood up. Just as he stood up, Cen Shuo and Cheng Qiran also stood up, and finally Wang Hao's deskmate also stood up.

The grade director watched the five people choked up and couldn't breathe.

Among these five people, two are No.1 and No.2 who have achieved the highest scores in their school, and the other is Cheng Qiran, whom he can't say enough about.

He pointed at the five of them, panting for a long time before saying, "Come out, all of you!"

Wang Hao walked out dejectedly, followed by the remaining four people.

The grade director took them to the office.

The office was lit with pale candles, making it even more eerie against the backdrop of darkness.

Wang Hao: "..."

Gu Xuzhou: "..."

Sensing Gu Xuzhou's fear, Cen Shuo patted him on the shoulder lightly.

Gu Xuzhou instantly felt more relieved.

The grade director wanted to give them a lesson, but he was too angry to say a word, and walked from one end of the office to the other with his hands behind his back.

He took a sip of cold water and said, "You still tell ghost stories, I think you all look like ghost stories!"

The grade director stood in front of Wang Hao and said angrily: "It's you again, can't you be more peaceful!? Look at your grades, and I'll tell you, if your final grades don't improve, I'll look for you Talk to the parents!"

Wang Hao was next to Wang Hao at the same table, and was affected by the anger of the grade director, and his face turned pale.

After the grade director taught Wang Hao to be at the same table with him, he walked up to Gu Xuzhou and Cen Shuo.

The rhetoric just now must not be used. The grade director changed his strategy, "Do you know how precious time is? If you don't cherish time now, when you are not good at school in society, where are you going to cry? The teacher knows you are very smart. You are very talented, you have already mastered the knowledge in high school, and I don't ask you to learn the knowledge in high school again, you can learn by yourself, wouldn't it be good to use the time in high school to be far ahead of others?"

Gu Xuzhou lowered his head and said, "Teacher, I know I was wrong."

Cen Shuo also nodded.

The grade director saw that these two people were transparent at all, and didn't say much. He sighed and stood in front of Cheng Qiran.

Cheng Qiran stood casually in the middle of the office with his hands in his pockets, as if he was a leader who came to inspect.

Grade Director: "..."

The anger that he had finally calmed down surged again, "Look at what you look like, whether you stand upright or sit down, you are very reasonable when I say a few words to you. I heard from your head teacher that you have almost no I’ve heard it said, what do you want to do! Will you drink northwest wind in society in the future?!”

Cheng Qiran looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "No, there is still family property waiting for me to inherit."

Grade Director: "..."

He really couldn't say no to Cheng Qiran, so he simply ignored him, and said to all of them: "When you go back, write a 5000-word self-criticism, and give it to me tomorrow morning."

When Wang Hao heard 5000 words, he subconsciously said, "Ah, so many!"

The grade director looked over and said, "Why do you still think it's too much, you don't want to write it! Wang Hao, write [-] words and leave it to me!"

Ten thousand words! !

He can't finish writing even if he doesn't sleep at night!

Wang Hao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Teacher, I was wrong, 5000 words is not much at all, I will put it on the desk in your office tomorrow morning."

The grade director snorted and said, "Before the first class tomorrow morning, all of you's self-criticisms must appear on my desk. If one of the five of you doesn't put the self-criticism on my desk, everyone will be guilty of the same crime as him." , Write a [-]-word self-criticism together!"

Wang Hao had learned his lesson this time, and kept his mouth tightly shut without saying a word.

When the grade director let them go back, there were still 5 minutes before get out of class ended.

Wang Hao's deskmate sighed, "Oh, I haven't finished my homework yet, plus a 5000-word self-criticism, I don't need to sleep tonight."

Wang Hao counted the time, "It takes 800 minutes to write the 40-word composition, and the 5000-word review..."

Gu Xuzhou said, "Write for four hours."

Wang Hao then counted the time, "It's 09:30 now, when I get home at ten o'clock, I start writing at 10:30, and I can sleep when I write at 02:30 in the morning."

Gu Xuzhou couldn't bear to beat him, but still felt the need to tell him the truth, "You can't write for four hours without a break, and the most difficult thing is that you don't know what you're going to write until the end of the 5000 words .”

Wang Hao didn't panic at all, and said, "It's okay, I have experience."

Gu Xuzhou was worrying about not knowing what to write, when he heard Wang Hao say this, he hurriedly urged: "Teach me how to write quickly."

Wang Hao said: "When you don't have to write, you change the sentence to another way of expression."

"Another way of expressing it?" Gu Xuzhou asked.

Wang Hao said: "Let me give you an example. For example, if you wrote in the previous sentence: I should study hard, I should not tell ghost stories in the evening self-study. After writing, change this sentence to: How can I tell ghost stories in the evening self-study?" What about ghost stories! We should study hard and make progress every day."

Gu Xuzhou suddenly realized: "I understand."

While the two were talking, Wang Hao's deskmate kept looking at Cheng Qiran.

Cheng Qiran frowned and said, "What do you see me doing?"

Wang Hao's tablemate was taken aback, and shook his hands again and again: "No, no, I didn't watch it."

Cheng Qiran said: "There is something to talk about."

Wang Hao's deskmate hesitated for a moment, and said cautiously: "Brother Cheng, you will write a review, right?"

Cheng Qiran had never obediently written a review, but in front of Gu Xuzhou, he nodded uncharacteristically and said, "I will write it."

When Wang Hao heard this, his eyes lit up: "Really? Brother Cheng, can you really write?"

"I will write when I say I can write." Cheng Qiran said: "The grade directors have said that if I don't write, you will be punished with me. Can I not write?"

Wang Hao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Great, I thought the four of us would share your review."

After the five of them went back, there was no call from the class. Everyone packed their schoolbags and prepared to go home.

Li Hongsheng and Jiang Xiaoning walked over in the dark, and asked, "How is it? Did the grade director make things difficult for you?"

Wang Hao made a crying face, "He didn't scold us much, but let us go back and write a 5000-word review."

"5000 words!!" Li Hongsheng said in surprise, "Then can you sleep tonight?"

"I'm also worried about this." Wang Hao sighed, "Sleep as much as you can, and if you can't, use my cursive skills."

Jiang Xiaoning couldn't help but interjected, "You'd better write well. You can't even recognize your own cursive script. Be careful that the grade director will punish you to rewrite it in a fit of anger."

Thinking about that scene, Wang Hao couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body, and said, "Then I'd better write well."

Several people said a few more words, Li Hongsheng walked out of the school with his arms around Wang Hao's shoulders, and Cen Shuo and Gu Xuzhou returned to the dormitory.

In the past, when Gu Xuzhou returned to the dormitory, he would wash up and go to bed immediately, but today he turned on the desk lamp after washing up.

He tore five pages of paper to Cen Shuo and said, "Is it enough?"

Cen Shuo said: "It should be enough, if not enough, I will give you more."

Gu Xuzhou sighed, and bowed his head to write a self-criticism.

After writing a page, he was sleepy.

At this time, the phone rang a ding dong dong message prompt.

Gu Xuzhou turned on his phone and saw that Wang Hao had created a review group.

Wang Hao: When you are tired of writing, chat in the group, otherwise you will definitely fall asleep while writing.

Gu Xuzhou: To be honest, I am sleepy now.

Wang Hao: Don't be sleepy, I haven't started writing yet.

Gu Xuzhou: I only wrote one page.

Wang Hao: Damn it!Brother Gu, you are so fast, I have to follow!

Wang Hao at the same table: I'm going to start writing too, I hope I can go to bed early.

The two chatted for a few words, and agreed to check in the group once in half an hour to prevent themselves from falling asleep.

After Gu Xuzhou finished writing two pages, he couldn't move anymore. He turned his head to look at Cen Shuo. Cen Shuo was writing the third page, and there was no sign of jamming at all.

Gu Xuzhou couldn't help asking: "What are you writing? I can't think of anything to write about."

Cen Shuo looked back at him and said, "I'm writing an analysis report on the impact of telling ghost stories on my evening self-study on my health."

Gu Xuzhou was stunned, "It can still be like this!"

Cen Shuo said: "In order to make up 5000 characters, I can only write like this."

Cen Shuo's words greatly opened Gu Xuzhou's mind.

From the analysis report on the impact of telling ghost stories on the body in evening self-study, to the impact on the class, to the development of the education industry, and finally talked about the relationship between the country's historical process and education, and finally pointed out the theme, students must be good Learning, you can't tell ghost stories in evening self-study.

After Gu Xuzhou finished writing, he looked at the time, and it was only 01:30.

Cen Shuo also finished writing.

Gu Xuzhou said something in the group, then fell asleep.

When the alarm rang in the morning, he turned over reluctantly and continued to sleep.

After Cen Shuo finished washing, he woke up Gu Xuzhou.

Gu Xuzhou opened his eyes in trouble, and after washing his face with cold water, he regained consciousness a little.

He turned on his phone and saw that Wang Hao and the others were still chatting in the group at four o'clock in the morning.

Gu Xuzhou was surprised: "Why did they write so late!"

Cen Shuo said: "Wang Hao fell asleep by accident. His tablemate played a round of games in order to refresh himself, but one game after another ended. It was already three o'clock in the morning after the game. Cheng Qiran was very irritable the whole time. I don't know if he's finished."

Gu Xuzhou yawned and said, "He should have finished writing."

He shuffled to the classroom and fell asleep on the table as soon as he sat down.

When he woke up, half of the morning reading had passed, he looked up and saw that except for Cen Shuo who was still awake, the other three were sleeping.

Gu Xuzhou looked at the self-criticism on Cen Shuo's table, and asked, "How many copies are these?"

Cen Shuo said: "Everyone has written five copies, and I will send them to the grade director after class."

Gu Xuzhou nodded, then continued to lie down on the table and fell asleep.

Fortunately, today is Friday, and I can sleep enough when I have a holiday tomorrow.

They slept almost all Saturday.Only then did I adjust my work and rest.

As soon as Wang Hao woke up, he organized a barbecue group and asked everyone to have a barbecue on Sunday night.

Gu Xuzhou laughed.

Wang Hao is really a foodie.

****

They came so many times that the shop owner already knew them and sent them a roasted eggplant.

Li Hongsheng ate a mouthful of mutton skewers, and asked Wang Hao, "I really want to know, what ghost story did you tell that day?"

"Don't mention ghost stories to me." Wang Hao said with a bitter face: "After I finished the review, I will have ptsd about ghost stories."

When Gu Xuzhou heard them mention the ghost story that day, he couldn't help being curious and said, "The one, you tell me the ending."

Wang Hao said: "What else can the ghost story end? Everyone in that class died, and blood flowed out of the class from the corridor to the downstairs."

Jiang Xiaoning was shocked, and said, "It's not enough to have 60 people in a class. How could there be such a large amount of bleeding!?"

Wang Hao sighed, "This is a ghost story, of course it is exaggerated in the direction of horror, monitor, don't take it seriously."

Gu Xuzhou rubbed his arms, and Wang Hao's short words gave him goosebumps.

He suddenly rejoiced that he didn't finish listening to the ghost story that day, otherwise he would have been too scared to sleep at night.

Wang Hao didn't want to hear the words "ghost stories" again, so he said, "Stop, stop, don't mention the words "ghost stories" to me from now on, not even by itself."

Li Hongsheng said suddenly: "Wang Hao, can you lend me your circle?"

"My circle?" Wang Hao asked puzzled, "What circle?"

"Compasses." Li Hongsheng shrugged: "Didn't you say that these three words can't be mentioned alone?"

Wang Hao couldn't help but slap Li Hongsheng, "I'm already ptsd, can you stop bullying me?"

Li Hongsheng and everyone laughed.

Wang Hao said: "Okay, okay, let's play a game, don't tell me what happened that day again."

Jiang Xiaoning asked, "What are you playing?"

Wang Hao scanned the audience and said, "Of course we have to play the most exciting game..."

He whetted everyone's appetite before he said, "Truth or Dare."

Li Hongsheng said: "I already guessed it, but I don't want to play with you, Wang Hao, you play too much."

"It's exciting to play well!" Wang Hao said: "Come on, let's scissors and burden hammer, the loser will choose the truth or the big risk."

Li Hongsheng lost the first game.

Wang Hao asked: "Would you choose the truth or a big risk?"

Li Hongsheng didn't hesitate at all, "Speak the truth."

Wang Hao provoked him: "Sports committee, don't be cowardly, real men choose big adventures."

Jiang Xiaoning also booed: "That's right, a real man chooses a big adventure!"

Li Hongsheng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then choose Big Adventure."

Wang Hao said: "Okay, then I will give you a question."

Li Hongsheng raised his eyebrows and stared: "No, Ritian, you can't give me a question, you are too cruel."

Wang Hao said: "You said it earlier, you have agreed now, how can you change it again!"

Li Hongsheng choked and couldn't say a word.

Wang Hao has a lot of ghost ideas, he rolled his eyes and said: "The sports committee is acting like a baby with the squad leader."

Jiang Xiaoning's reaction was bigger than Li Hongsheng's, "Why are you acting like a baby to me! Who chose the big adventure?"

Wang Hao said: "Squad leader, just cooperate. At worst, you cover your face."

Jiang Xiaoning was not stupid, and said: "Why not you, why don't you just cover your face? And it's the big adventure you mentioned."

Wang Hao was sent to the first army and said: "That's fine, then you are acting like a baby to me."

Li Hongsheng resisted fiercely: "No, I don't know how to act like a spoiled child, you can change it."

Wang Hao took out his mobile phone: "It's okay, I'll help you search for a coquettish quotation."

After Wang Hao finished searching, he showed a very strange expression on his face, and handed the phone to Li Hongsheng.

Li Hongsheng almost fainted when he saw the content above.

No, absolutely not!

Wang Hao angered him: "Aren't you too tired of the sports committee? I promised to cooperate with you, but you are still playing around here."

Li Hongsheng couldn't get off the tiger, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and prepare to read the words on the screen.

Wang Hao said suddenly: "Sports Committee, your voice can't be too low!"

Li Hongsheng poked his neck and said, "Okay, I'll do it with a normal volume!"

Poor Li Hongsheng, a big man who is five big and three thick, bowed his head reluctantly at this moment, bit the bullet and read:

"Huh! It's all your fault (`') and you don't want to coax him (〃′o`) I want to cry so much, beat your chest, big villain!!!(￣^￣)ゞ咩 QAQ beat your chest, you are so annoying !(=ω) I want to hug you, I will beat you on the chest with a small fist!!!(︿) Big villain, I will kill you (つд)”

Everyone: "..."

At that moment, the entire barbecue stand was silent, all eyes fell on Li Hongsheng, and the girl closest to them dragged the chair in with a terrified expression.

Li Hongsheng: "..."

Woo, I'm ashamed to be a human being.

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