Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

If you don't eat the rabbit meat that is delivered to your mouth, you will be sorry for yourself.

The big bad wolf stretched out his hand involuntarily.The fingertips touched the delicate skin of the little white rabbit's neck, and his blood was about to burn.

Under this thin layer of skin flowed the source of energy for his continuous life, but since then, even this thin layer of skin has become the infinite desire hidden deep in his heart.

The pulsation of the aorta and the heartbeat maintained the same frequency, causing the fingertips to tremble slightly.The looming cyan blood vessels and tendons are like a brush stroke of blue ink, wantonly outlining the beautiful lines of Kunlun Erlang.

What was the old scalper singing just now?

Tickets are one hundred and eighty, and they are washed and sent home?

How polite!

But before enjoying it, the Huotoujun who still had a conscience still thought about it patiently.Regarding the question of whether he has broken sleeves, he was very sure at first, but now...

In fact, it doesn't matter whether the sleeves are broken or not, food and sex are also, not to mention that Erbao, the white rabbit, has food and sex for him.

He managed to calm down and asked, "Are you sure?"

Er Bao replied naively: "Sure."

Then Tibetan bow opened his thin lips, and impatiently licked the dry corners of his mouth.But at this moment, Er Bao suddenly interrupted him again, saying: "It's not good here, let's go to the operating room, let's go."

The Tibetan bow was pulled by him, and his mind became more and more distracted.

really!Xiao Erbao is so bold today, the squirrel and the scalper are still jumping around in the backyard, and he wants to drag himself into the operating room!

How absurd it is to prosper in the daytime, but exciting!think!

A hot current was burning, and Zang Gong's heart was surging. In the operating room with no lights on, he licked Er Bao's outline with greedy eyes, and as soon as he made up his mind, he hugged Er Bao's waist from behind.

He's about to move on to the next step!He is going to take off his clothes, take off his clothes, and condescend to honor him, and be fortunate to be a small private boss, breaking the rumor that a tyrant is a bachelor until he dies!

Unexpectedly, when the atmosphere was just right, the little boss threw a cold cloth towel on his face.

"You're so hot, let's wipe off the sweat together." Erbao said, took another piece, soaked it in water, wrung it dry, and wiped it on his neck a few times.

Tibetan bow: "???" What does this mean?

Er Bao pushed him away, and after scrubbing, he opened the neckline again, and there was another layer of blush on the snow-white neck.Rub it hard, as if the skin is peeling off.

He said: "Wash it clean, you can bite."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Seeing him not moving for a long time, Erbao asked strangely, "Isn't he going to drink blood? Why don't you bite?"

As if a pot of cold water was being poured down, Huotou Jun's heart sank, and he said, "So your most precious thing is blood?"

Erbao said: "Otherwise? My blood can bring the dead back to life, and it is more precious than life. Ah, no way, you don't want my life!"

Grinding his back molars, Zang Gong said fiercely "Yes".

Erbao: "!!!"

No no no, the general must be joking.

The general is not kidding, the general is very angry.

Why didn't you make it clear at the beginning, it's a joy for nothing!

Sure enough, he still didn't die.Good!

Anger is anger, but giving blood is fine.

The man can bend and stretch, Huotou Jun suppressed the scorching waves in his belly, leaned over and bit Er Bao's neck.

As long as you use a little more force, the wolf teeth can pierce the skin and taste the sweet rain.But at this juncture, the Huotou army stopped again.

Er Bao's pretty face flashed in his mind, and the vivid images of laughing and cursing made him reluctant to say anything.

After a fierce inner struggle, he pushed Xiao Erbao away and snorted disdainfully.

Er Bao didn't know what kind of madness he was going through, so he chased him to the door, "What's the matter, don't you want it? There's no one in the room, why are you ashamed?"

Zang Gong didn't turn back, "No."

Erbao: "You're welcome, I'm not in pain!"

Tibetan bow: "If you don't want it, you don't want it."

One of the two chased and wanted to give it, the other avoided it, and those who didn't know it thought they were doing something.At least, the two Shuniu brothers who were poking around in the backyard were terribly depressed—hey, one was shameless, and the other was shameless.

Considering that Huotoujun hadn't drank blood for a long time, Erbao was afraid that he would collapse and faint like before, so he rushed to make a batch of fresh "energy bombs" that day, and stuffed them into his mouth like jelly beans.

After stuffing dozens of pills, Huotoujun's mood finally improved a little, and he didn't care about the previous enmity. He promised to accompany Erbao to the Wang's house in two days and try his best.

A few whistles sounded outside, Zang Gong went out the door calmly, and after a while, two people came in.

Er Bao saw it and turned pale with shock: "They, here, you killed someone again?!"

Cang Gong said: "What is 'again'? Don't turn over the old score with me. You didn't kill anyone if you turned it over. Look, do you still remember this man?"

Er Bao took a closer look, "Ah, he is the one who robbed me of my money! How could he be with Ms. Wang, and why did he pass out? Did he pass out, or die?"

As Er Bao said, he went forward to sniff, and when he got a positive answer, he immediately closed the shop and locked the door of the shop.

"General, I know you want to help me, but," Erbao moved closer to Tibetan bow, like a thief, "but stealing organs is a crime, you can't do that!"

Zang Gong bent his fingers, knocked "Boom" on his forehead, and said, "Who wants to steal organs, this is to save your Miss Wang."

He briefly relayed the information he got to Erbao, and Erbao knew that Liu Lang was lying to deceive his sympathy, so he patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, just go according to your plan, and leave this matter to Liu Lang." I'm sorry, I guarantee that he will pee in fright when he wakes up!"

In the dessert shop, Leopard Qi No. [-] has developed a new product called "Exploding Chunxin Sapphire Ball", and Leopard Qi No. [-] is squatting at the door, munching on it.

Leopard Flag No. [-] said: "Can you eat less, I made it specially to satisfy your hunger? People need face, trees need bark, understand?"

However, with a "snap", the half-gnawed "Explosive Chunxin Sapphire Ball" slapped on the counter like a piece of mud, and the person who gnawed it was gone.

Leopard Banner No. [-] shook his head, knowing that he was summoned away by the Lord again.But not long after, the whistle of Leopard Banner No. [-] also rang, and No. [-] had to hand over the shop to the waiter temporarily, and followed him out.

On the hillside, a man and a woman were lying corpses, and Baoqi No. [-] was reading a letter in his hand.He saluted his lord and snatched No. [-]'s letter.

Well, it turned out to be a blackmail letter.

He lifted off the man's clothes and took a look. There was a long scar on the man's abdomen.According to the content of the letter, this scar was left by the nephrectomy, but the kidney will be kept temporarily. If you want to take it back, prepare 200 taels of silver, and hang the silver to the largest tree in the pine garden after twelve o'clock. Pine tree, then drink this bottle of potion, and the kidney will return after waking up.

Inside the envelope was a small bottle of potion, which Leopard Banner No. [-] recognized as a tranquilizer.He said: "My lord, forgive me for speaking bluntly, this handwriting seems to belong to a small boss. The whole complicated set is no different from taking off your pants and farting."

Cang Gong didn't answer, and Leopard Banner No. [-] explained without hesitation: "I just want him to know who did it, and there's nothing he can do about it. That's cool enough."

Leopard Banner No. [-] lamented his lord's bad taste, silently stuffed the letter into the man's collar, and ended up touching something wet.is blood.

He was very disgusted, and asked Leopard Banner No. [-]: "Didn't the lord tell you to beat him up, why did you hit him with a brick?"

Leopard Flag No. [-] said: "This grandson is really disgusting. The words he said are like picking shit up and feeding shit, but this careless girl is so coaxed by him that she even gives up her internal organs. Hey, I can only say Some are ugly and some are blind, some are thieves and some are stupid."

Baoqi No. [-] said: "What do you know as a bachelor? Girls like this. On the contrary, the honest but clumsy tongue is not popular."

Baoqi No. [-] said: "According to your opinion, marrying a daughter-in-law is all about opening your mouth? It doesn't matter if you have no money, power, or family background, as long as you can coax people?"

Leopard Banner No. [-] said: "Look for yourself, isn't this a living example."

He went on to talk about his own affairs.Said that his eldest brother-in-law is the kind of person who can't do anything but just talk about it. He can't afford to hire a sedan chair when he marries a daughter-in-law. In the end, his family helped pay for it.If it weren't for his eldest sister's attitude of "I can't eat chaff and swallow vegetables without him in my life, I will admit it", he would have stabbed him out to get rid of the trouble forever.

Zang Gong was silent for a moment, did not express his opinion on the elder brother-in-law's behavior of eating soft food, but asked seemingly unintentionally: "How did he coax your elder sister?"

Baoqi No. [-] said: "Then I don't know, and I can't follow the private conversation between husband and wife."

Leopard Flag No. [-] said: "I guess it's about the same as Liu Lang, one mouthful of a 'beautiful baby', and she will always talk about the next life, even if she is married and a woman, I will snatch her... Oh, I can't mention it, I feel all over the place when I mention it." numb."

Having said that, Leopard Banner No. [-] seemed to realize something suddenly, and said, "My lord, why do you care about this?"

Zang Gong said, "Can't you just ask me casually?"

"Okay, of course." Leopard Banner No. [-] stared at his lord without blinking, "but lord, please forgive my talkative subordinates, don't learn from Liu."

Cang Gong kicked his knee, "Fart, what is your master's status, will you learn from him?"

Number three was kicked, and number five was happier than New Year's Eve, so someone can give a sigh of relief for his desserts.He cheerfully asked: "Does the lord have any orders?"

Cang Gong said: "The two of them will wake up later, Bao San follows the man, you follow the woman, find a chance to get the letter back, and blow the whistle for special occasions."

No. [-] suddenly became depressed, and raised his head to ask the sky: "What about the desserts? The business is the best at this time, and there are not enough 'Exploding Soft-hearted Sapphire Balls'."

Zang Gong stared at him, then kicked him out again.

What kind of people did Cheng Ming send here, none of them are likable!

After going back in the evening, meals were already set on the table.Today, in addition to vegetables and meat, there is an extra plate of red cherries, which looks very fresh.

Tibetan Gong asked, "Where did you get the cherries?"

Erbao said: "I picked it while walking the dog. Don't worry, it's self-planted in the farmyard. I gave the money, and the owner promised that I didn't use pesticides."

Cang Gong gave a absent-minded hum, and then recalled the coaxing techniques mentioned by No. [-] and No. [-], struggled again and again, and said with difficulty: "My dear..."

"Pfft!!" Erbao sprayed the porridge on top of the squirrel's head, and quickly wiped it with a rag, expressing his apology, "I'm sorry, Boss Hui, I was not prepared."

The squirrel's face twitched, and he gritted his teeth: "It's okay."

The scalper on the side hiccupped from laughter, knocked on the bowl and kicked the legs of the table, and asked, "General, where did the second go? The second treasure is the same? Hahahahaha!"

"Don't laugh! What's so funny?" Er Bao scolded the scalper, but blushed when he turned his head, "But, if the general wants me to do anything, just tell me."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Stupid, stupid as hell.

It's not that other people are stupid, it's him who is stupid.

Er Bao is not a person with a normal mind, how could he look at him differently just because of a few nasty names, he has completely gone astray!

Then he spent the entire meal to prove that he just spoke too fast, accidentally left out the word "two" in the middle, and had no other meaning.It's a pity that no one believed him, even if he demonstrated the effect of the fast talk several times in a row, no one believed him.

Really, I really want to die.

"Don't eat!" Huotoujun, who had already eaten and drank, lost face, put down his chopsticks, and said brazenly, "You guys are really disgusting, tell me to starve to death!"

The author has something to say: the third update of entering V.A big thank you, thanks to the little angel who accompanied us all the way!