[Zhongyingmei] Fox ancestor and sweetheart soldier

twists and turns

Coulson, who was fishing in the office and peeking at the picture of the idol taking a pet to the clinic, almost choked on a sip of tea.

Seeing the haughty little head of a certain Maotuanzi who was facing the camera, his contemptuous eyes, threatening bared teeth, and the fascination of "you mortals, don't retreat quickly" all over his body, Coulson finally Swallowing the tea, coughing hard twice, couldn't help but sigh with emotion:

The captain just went out to pick up an animal and just picked it up like this?

The next step is to worry, will there be any problems with this pet?

As the supreme commander of S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson has seen too many things beyond the normal cognitive level, and has long had a strong heart.If someone immediately stood up and told him that the pet in the video was a little prince who had run away from an alien planet, Coulson would probably be able to accept it.

Thor of God's Domain has become a frequent visitor to the earth, will the little alien prince be far behind, ha ha!

With this in mind, Coulson paid more attention to the movement in the consultation room, not letting go of a single bit.

Dr. Andre also felt the same way, why did he have a strong feeling of being despised, because he was still being bullied by a cub.

As a Ph.D. in Veterinary Medicine, Dr. Andre also minored in Biology, and also obtained a Ph.D., not to mention knowing the world's animals and plants, but he also knows a lot about it. What kind of stray dog ​​is this? It's clearly... , clearly...

Dr. Andre searched his brains to search for the species that the hair balls in front of him might belong to from the huge memory bank. After comparing similar species one by one, he found that none of the species could completely match the hair balls.If you have to classify them forcibly, you can only classify them into the fox family with the most similar characteristics.

But foxes are born with a pungent smell, which is released from the smell gland at the base of the tail.The one in front of me didn't have a trace of peculiar smell, and it seemed to have a very faint cold fragrance after smelling it carefully. If you don't pay attention, you may miss it.

Dr. Andre wasn't sure that the cold fragrance came from Maotuanzi, but there were only two people in the room petting each other. It wasn't his smell, and the captain was unlikely.

And its tail doesn't look like a fox's tail either. Thinking of this, Dr. Andre couldn't help hesitating, whether there are two important characteristics of belonging to the fox family, it's not easy to make a random judgment for a while.

If Mao Tuanzi, who gradually recovered his memory, knew what was going on in Dr. Andre's heart at this time, he would definitely sneer mercilessly:

Stupid mortal, it has the blood of the noble Sky Fox family, born with a spirit body, clean and tasteless, how can it be compared with the ordinary Fox family?There is no such thing as foxy smell.

"Angus, don't be afraid, it's just a health check."

Because of the viewing angle, Steve didn't feel the pet's suddenly arrogant and domineering demeanor. He reached out and grabbed the hairball on his shoulder, and gently comforted him, with an extremely gentle voice.

Steve thinks that Mao Tuanzi is afraid when he wakes up and sees an unfamiliar environment.Although I know that Mao Tuanzi can't understand, there is a saying on the Internet that a gentle tone of voice can help calm a frightened pet, so Steve is like this, but he doesn't know that this appearance is so empathetic to the die-hard fan Coleson behind the screen one strike.

It's the first time I saw an idol so gentle, buzzing (I always feel that something strange has entered).

God, the blood tank is empty, the blood tank is empty, these words played in Coulson's mind on a loop.

"Aww." (Don't let that mortal touch the deity.)

Mao Tuanzi turned to Steve and tried his best.

Dr. Andre, who heard the barking, couldn't help but sighed softly: Come on, at least I can be sure that it is definitely not a stray dog, so how lacking is the captain's common knowledge about animals that he thought he picked up a stray dog?

Dr. Andre didn't quite believe that this was the first time Mao Tuanzi's cry was here, and the captain didn't show any surprise on his face, obviously he had heard it before.The idol's big-hearted and accepting appearance really made Dr. Andre feel a little hard to describe. Is this still the captain he knows who is wise and powerful and has a bright eye?

Steve thought that Mao Tuanzi was expressing fear, and his comforting movements were more gentle, trying to hug Mao Tuanzi from his shoulders.But he didn't know how the hair ball exerted force. He didn't feel much, but the hair ball's limbs were firmly grasped on his shoulders like a suction cup, and Steve didn't dare to hurt the hair ball with too much force. , so there is a stalemate between one person and one favor.

"Angus, be obedient, don't worry, I will always be with you." Steve was very patient.

"Aww." (Don't lie to the deity, you have to hand over the deity to that ugly mortal.)

It's a pity that the conversation between one person and one pet is like a chicken talking to a duck. Both sides talk with great interest, but it's not the same thing at all.

There were obviously two people in the room, but Dr. Andre felt that he was excluded. The captain would rather communicate across species than give him a little more attention. People are really inferior to pets these days!

Dr. Andre finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Mr. Rogers, your pet is not a stray dog? Or is it not a dog, where did you pick it up?"

Steve was finally willing to look away from Xiaotuanzi, his blue eyes were filled with obvious doubts and bewilderment, as if he was asking:

What could my little dumpling be if it wasn't a pup?

Dr. Andre immediately got Steve's question and continued to explain:

"Judging from the ears, eyes, limbs and body shape of Angus, it should be a fox, but it doesn't have the special smell of a fox, and its tail is too short. Some cubs have no obvious characteristics when they are not mature. Admitting mistakes is normal."

Doctor Andre thoughtfully handed over the ladder, trying to save Captain America's precarious face. When the word "Captain America can't tell the difference between a dog and a fox" was spread, Andre felt that the end of the world seemed to be coming. arrive.

"But I picked it up in a dark alley near Sixth Avenue. How can there be foxes in that kind of place?"

Steve didn't have the shyness that he might misidentify the species, and he didn't feel that it was wrong to say that he would go to a dark alley alone at night. .

It's like talking about the ten-month-old little girl who is born to be a boy. This metaphor may not be very appropriate, but Steve's mood at this moment has the same purpose, even if he only raises it for one night plus one day. Morning only.

"Ahem, sorry, maybe my description is not accurate enough. I mean that the appearance of Angus is the most like a fox. But it doesn't have any peculiar smell. In my memory, there is no species that can match Angus 100%. , or maybe it’s not a fox, but at least it’s definitely not a dog.” Andre explained again.

After all, he is not a puppet, and Steve regretfully crossed off 90.00% of the items on the shopping list in his pocket.Originally, he was going to make a big purchase today, kennels, mats, toys, as well as fur balls, screaming chickens and bone teething sticks that are said to be the favorite of dogs...

Steve has made all the plans. After confirming that Angus is healthy, he will take Angus to the park every day to play frisbee games. Just thinking about that scene will make Steve fly happily.

Now it seems that not only the frisbee game was stillborn, but also the homework last night was probably done for nothing.

Of course, it was just a little regret for Steve, and he didn’t stop liking Angus because he changed his species. When he decided to take Angus in, he didn’t make up his mind because he wanted a pet dog.

In the final analysis, it was his preconceived fault. The low possibility does not mean that it is completely impossible. Angus has never shown any characteristics of a dog, especially the barking is more obvious. It is he who has been talking to himself and misidentified Angus. into puppies.

Steve searched for the appearance of a fox in his memory, with a pointed beak, large upright triangular ears, and a long tail. It seemed that the key features were not very similar.Perhaps because they are still in the cub stage, the facial features are not so obvious, or maybe Angus is a special breed?

Thinking about it from another angle, if Angus could understand what he said, it would definitely hurt him to hear him keep calling it "Doggy".Thinking of this, Steve's heart was almost overwhelmed with guilt, and he had to sincerely apologize for his mistakes.

"Angus, I'm sorry. It's my fault. I've been mistaking you for a puppy. Can you forgive me?"

Steve's blue eyes were full of apology, and even the blond hair that fell outside seemed to lose its original luster.

"Aww!" (Take this deity out of here quickly, the smell here is so bad, this deity doesn't want to stay for a moment!)

Xiaotuanzi keenly felt that the big benefactor suddenly had an emotion that he didn't quite understand, but Xiaotuanzi knew very well that he didn't like seeing the big benefactor like this.

So he stretched out his head and rubbed the big benefactor's neck comfortingly, and did not resist the move of the big benefactor to hold it in his arms, and even continued to scream to get out of here quickly.

Xiaotuanzi's timely response made Steve think that it was generous enough to show that it didn't care about it, and the guilt was relieved a little, and the next step was a solemn promise:

"Angus, don't worry, no matter what you are, you are my Angus, we are a family."

First he lost his father, then his mother, and finally lost his childhood friend. What Steve longed for most in his heart was his family. From the moment he brought Xiaotuanzi home, he regarded Xiaotuanzi as part of his family.

Dr. Andre, who was forced to watch a "confession" of the favorite, said that as long as the words of Captain America are always inexplicably convincing, people are deeply infected.

Steve regained his composure quickly.Since Angus is not a puppy, the feeding methods found on the Internet are no longer applicable. According to Dr. Andre, it is not yet possible to fully confirm the breed of Angus, so he needs to know as much as possible.

So Steve sat down again holding Angus, and asked in an attitude of humbly asking for advice:

"Can Dr. Andre determine the species of Angus as soon as possible? I have never raised small animals and I am inexperienced. I am very worried that I will cause harm to Angus due to my own problems during the feeding process."

"I need to find some more information to be sure. If it is convenient, I would like to leave a photo of Angus for future research."

Andre secretly made a request. In fact, the tiny camera in the clinic had already recorded everything, and there was no need to ask for another photo. Andre's true intentions were self-evident.

Coulson behind the screen scolded Andre for being cunning, and at the same time did not forget to give instructions to the AI ​​to compare the species to which the hairball belongs as soon as possible.

"Of course." Steve didn't think there was any problem.

"Well..., I would like to say that it would be better for Mr. Rogers to take pictures with Angus in his arms. Obviously, Angus is a sensitive little guy." Andre shrugged his shoulders, and found a very shameless but extremely reasonable reason.

Kacha, a photo of the captain holding his beloved pet is in the pocket, the angle is right, the lighting is right, the person is handsome and petted, everything is perfect.

Dr. Andre put the phone in his pocket contentedly, and immediately assumed the posture of a professional doctor, ignoring the slight vibrating sound in his pocket.

Dozens of short messages popped up almost instantly, basically meaning:

Send me a photo of the captain, thank you!

"Let's do a simple examination for the little guy first." Since the little guy didn't like the examination table, he could only let the captain hold him for the examination. Doctor Andre took out a flashlight and a magnifying glass from the pocket of his white coat.