Don't Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Jiang Qingyue handed the orb in her hand to Ren Shuhan, wagging her tail quickly, Ren Shuhan thought he was tired from holding it, so she took it without thinking much.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was placed in her arms, Jiang Qingyue hugged him fiercely and said, "That's great, I like you too!"

Before Ren Shuhan realized that he was being tricked, he raised his head, approached his face, closed his eyes, and asked for a kiss with a shy and happy look.

The crowd of onlookers sighed for a while, Hu Yang was dumbfounded, and his thoughts were finally reduced to one word...

"Grass……"

Jiang Qingyue's cheeks became more and more red, and her tail wagged more and more cheerfully. Ren Shuhan couldn't laugh or cry, so she turned her head and kissed him lightly on the lips.

His lips are too soft, Ren Shuhan can smell his sweet taste, just like his favorite chocolate, Ren Shuhan wants to taste it deeply, but the occasion does not allow it.

Ren Shuhan could only try to suppress his emotions, and it took a lot of effort that even the sea water trembled when he clenched his fists.

A circle of water ripples vibrated from around the two, and the mermaids who were forced to watch all saw it.

"Fuck, why is there such a special effect? ​​Is the kiss of true love real?"

"Isn't it a story to coax children?"

"Isn't it? Then can he breathe in water?"

"Don't move, my tailbone seems to be misaligned..."

"Clear - clear!!!"

The background sound included shocking sounds, painful groans, and heart-piercing cries, but it didn't affect Jiang Qingyue's good mood at all.

The tip of his fish tail was still swaying, and he sank down, pulling a little distance away from Ren Shuhan, and slowly opened his eyes to look at Ren Shuhan, his eyes full of expectation.

Being looked at by his bright eyes, Ren Shuhan couldn't bear it, and couldn't bear to tell him that the legend was just a legend, so he decided to forcefully breathe, anyway, his lung capacity is very large, so it shouldn't affect his performance later.

"Well," Ren Shuhan tried to say something, "It works."

Actually really useful?

Ren Shuhan:?

system?is it you?

In addition to being invisible and flying, you actually have the messy function of talking and breathing in water? ?

System: "...Host, this is your own ability."

Finally, it was Ren Shuhan's turn to be silent.

He wants to live a normal life and return to the Star Alliance, so he has to read a lot of books, and he usually doesn't turn on the system reminder, but now he knows that he can breathe in water.

I feel like I've been holding my breath, stupidly.

"Hey..." Ren Shuhan sighed, touched Jiang Qingyue's cheek, thinking, you are stupid too, but you are so cute.

He handed the orb to Jiang Qingyue again: "Take it, their parents are coming soon."

The mermaids are usually in the sea, and the sea water transmits the sound quickly. Hearing the cries of these little mermaids come from the deep sea, and Hu Wang who just flew out, so they pay special attention to them, and they come quickly. Ren Shuhan didn't wait long .

On the contrary, Hu Yang was more anxious.

Seeing that the human could speak in the sea, he was very frightened. As soon as the mermaids arrived, they shouted, "This human is not normal! He just got the kiss of true love and can breathe in water!"

Several adult mermaids who came over covered their faces one after another.

"Yangyang, did he beat you to the head?"

"You child, you should grow up too, why do you still believe in these things..."

"Why are so many people, and Hu Wang following them, beaten up like this? Jiang's tribe is bullying people too much. Let's get you back!"

Hu Yang and the pile of unbearable mermaids all wailed:

"it is true!"

"Be careful!"

Of course the mermaids didn't believe it, they underestimated the enemy.

But they usually hunt in groups, and now there is a group of them. With so many Hu family mermaids working together, they can even compete with giant octopuses in the sea. Therefore, although the Hu family's small sharks are worried, they also feel that this time they are sure.

"You guys go together," Hu Yang said, "Don't let him single out, that's how Hu Wang suffers!"

It's a pity that in Ren Shuhan's eyes, there is no difference between them going up one by one or together, because the movements are too slow.

With so many mermaids besieging a human being in the deep sea, it is basically a deadly attack, so this time Ren Shuhan didn't show mercy. A phantom shadow passed by, and these mermaids broke their tails one by one, and piled up into another The hill pile, next to Hu Yang, is no different from those little mermaids before.

"That's it?" Ren Shuhan asked, "Is there anyone else you can fight?"

Does he feel that he has no effort at all?

It seems to be playing around ==!

The adult mermaids were in a trance, while the little mermaids were speechless.

Hu Yang was pressed for a long time, and he really vomited a mouthful of blood: "Grass|you| are you a fucking human????"

"Oh," Ren Shuhan was very disappointed, took the orb from Jiang Qingyue's arms, turned around and left, leaving a casual sentence, "You don't know anything about human beings."

Jiang Qingyue swam around Ren Shuhan and reached the shore, very happy.

"...Did you forget that you lied to me?" Ren Shuhan reminded him.

Jiang Qingyue tugged at his arm and shook it, her cheeks blushed, she didn't dare to look at him, but she said shamelessly: "We will be a family from now on, you won't be angry with me, um."

Ren Shuhan laughed, and slapped his butt like he did when he was a child.

Jiang Qingyue trembled all over, covered her hands behind her back, and looked at him accusingly: "I have grown up, and my mother is not like this anymore!"

"Why did you grow up?" Ren Shuhan straightened his face without looking sideways, "If Mom knew you lied and came to the deep sea, she wouldn't just hit you once."

"Don't tell mom, good brother, don't tell them," Jiang Qingyue hurriedly begged for mercy, blushing again as she begged, rubbed her cheek on his shoulder, and discussed in a super low voice, "That... we, kiss, kiss Don't talk about it, shall we?"

Ren Shuhan looked down at him, and was very energetic when he was called "good brother".

But why weren't you shy when you asked for a kiss in front of so many mermaids, and now you know how shy it is?

Jiang Qingyue couldn't wait for his answer, so she simply stopped swimming, hugging his waist and falling down on him.

"Don't make trouble."

Ren Shuhan took a few deep breaths, and after getting out of the water, he looked down at his dripping black hair, and looked at himself with sly and dependent eyes. There were still drops of water on his eyelashes, and his body was also closely attached to him. Finally, he couldn't help it. Living.

"Baby," he held Jiang Qingyue's waist, put him on the bank, and told him, "yours is not called kissing at all."

"Ok?"

Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes wide and looked at him dissatisfied: "Then what is kissing?"

"I'll teach you."

Ren Shuhan pressed his index finger on his slightly parted lips, reached in to press his teeth, and then sucked his lips forcefully, and stuck his tongue in clumsily to invade wantonly, declaring his sovereignty.

Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes wide, there was a "boom" in her head, she blushed to the tips of her ears, she didn't know where to put her hands, and she was kissed so quickly that her eyes blurred, her whole body went limp, and her fish tail was unconsciously in Ren Shuhan's hands. dawdling on his calf.

"Um……"

When he couldn't help making a trembling sound, Ren Shuhan let him go, got up and walked to the entrance of the cave, his movements were a little embarrassing, and he wiped his lips with the back of his hand, as if he had just stolen a delicious meal.

Jiang Qingyue opened her eyes suspiciously, tears were still in the corners of her eyes, she stood up and realized...

His tail was missing.

Zheng Zhilai told him before that before adulthood, fish tails will open special mouth openings, revealing some human-like organs. Generally, mermaids will have them at the age of fifteen or sixteen. This is a transitional stage, followed by fish around The tail will naturally become the legs.

But he matured relatively late, his birthday was passed some time ago, and now he has directly changed his legs.

"Put your clothes on."

Ren Shuhan covered his face, took out a simple nightgown from the system, and put it by Jiang Qingyue's hand.

This should be easy to wear. When he was a child, after he bathed and wiped Jiang Qingyue, he also wore it for Jiang Qingyue. It was just a towel, but Xiao Jiang Qingyue wore it with a fluffy effect. It was very cute, but now he wears silk. , should have a different flavor.

But he waited for a long time with his back on his back, but he didn't hear the sound of cloth rubbing.

"What's wrong?" Ren Shuhan turned around and asked worriedly, "Can't wear it?"

He suddenly saw Jiang Qingyue's upper body lying flat on the stone, with one leg bent and the other leg raised high, shaking her white and tender feet, and curiously stroking her own legs.

Ren Shuhan turned his head abruptly.

"Brother?" Jiang Qingyue raised her chin and called him when she saw him turn around, "Look, my legs!"

Ren Shuhan: "...I saw it, get dressed quickly."

Jiang Qingyue was a little disappointed: "Isn't it pretty?"

Ren Shuhan's Adam's apple rolled up and down several times before he said, "It looks good, put it on."

Jiang Qingyue just sat up and put on her clothes in a leisurely way: "It looks good, why don't you take a second look?"

Ren Shuhan had a headache: "Please forgive me, I forgive you today, but if you lie and take risks in the future, I will never talk to you again."

"Oh." Jiang Qingyue didn't react extraneously, she had expected this would end up like this, she jumped up suddenly, took a big step towards Ren Shuhan, and said excitedly, "Aren't you shy?" --ah!"

He couldn't walk yet and fell a bit.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ren Shuhan quickly came to him, picked him up and hugged him, and tied a bow on the strap of his nightgown.

Jiang Qingyue put her arms around his neck with ease, and asked sweetly: "The one you poked me just now was yours..."

"Don't talk about it!" Ren Shuhan was not a few months older than him, and now he blushed, "You will know later."

"I know now," Jiang Qingyue was proud and a little hesitant, "but why are our organs so different?"

Ren Shuhan felt that he had experienced Hu Yang's collapse.

Don't make me remember anymore, I can't calm down anymore!

"Baby, you spared me today. We still have a lot of things to do after we go back," Ren Shuhan tried to reason with him, "I have to tell my parents what happened today, and I need to inform the people in the tribe. There is a lot to negotiate, and my parents should be looking for them tomorrow."

"Oh, yes, um, are you going to be the patriarch of two tribes?" Jiang Qingyue nodded obediently, "Am I going to see my parents-in-law too, husband?"

Ren Shuhan felt that he was almost ripe.

"Don't call me so early... Forget it, don't wrap your legs around my waist."

"Oh." Jiang Qingyue got used to wrapping his tail around him, so she let go of her legs and was carried back by his princess.