[Network] The counterattack is too far away

In this fanart sent to me by my son, there are a few paragraphs that I think are very well written. "

"...Where, which paragraphs..."

In the following time, Pingxi's consciousness gradually fluttered in the wind, because——Emperor Yao actually used his gorgeous attacking tone to read the most H part of the article, commonly known as: a serious Kaihuang|accent...

There is a steady stream of voices such as "He opened his [beep--]", "He put his fingers into his back [beep--]", "He leaned down | body [beep--] he [beep——]", "He made an unbearable [beep——] sound", "he slammed into [beep——] hard"...

These have been automatically silenced in Pingxi's brain, but it is enough to make him blush: "I was wrong! I am so sorry!! I dare not do it again!!" Pingxi wished that Emperor Yao could see that he was giving him Kowtow to apologize..."Ahhhhhhh, stop reading, I was really wrong! I don't want to hear it~~~~~~"

Public screen:

2333 Emperor Yao has skills in controlling his wife!

There are skills in royal wives!

There are skills in royal wives!

Emperor Yao also asked innocently: "Do you think this section is not good, then I will find another section... Qixi's clothes were all stripped off, and he was sitting on Emperor Yao's..."

"Bang—" Pingxi shut down the computer.

Throwing the earphones angrily, you're on a horse!Even Emperor Yao, he really wants to stick his mouth with tape at this moment!Stick it hard!

Public screen:

Qixi escaped!

Qixi is gone!

Hahahaha stupid Qixi actually escaped!

Emperor Yao: "It's okay, I'll call him back. I'll go to the performance hall to sing later, everyone come."

Public screen:

Great Yao!

Obedience Yaoda!

Alright king, no problem king!

"By the way, is there a next part to the fanart just now?"

Public screen:

23333 yes, yes!I send it to you!

Ah, ah, add me as a friend and I will send it to you!

Does Yao Dada want to preview the life after marriage in advance?

No, Yao wants to unlock more new poses!

Hahahahahaha forgive me for my obsessive jokes!

When Pingxi received the private chat from Emperor Yao, the heat on his face hadn't subsided. He really had a terrible death today. Sure enough, he had a fever and burned his brain out!So he started a private chat with deep resentment——

Emperor Yao: Are you there?

Qixi: This person is dead, burn paper for something...

Emperor Yao: Xiaoxi, you are so cute, you are so shy

Qixi: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Emperor Yao: I'm going to the performance hall now, are you coming?

Qixi: Are you going to connect with me?

Emperor Yao: Yes.

Qixi: Come on! ! !Here we go! ! ! !

When the two entered the performance hall, they heard Yunge and Half an Oil Lamp singing in Lianmai. They sang the song "The First Quarter Moon" they collaborated on, a brisk little love song. The male and female voices matched well, and the other was bright and clear. , a gentle and playful one, and the harmonic part is also particularly harmonious. Pingxi couldn't help becoming nervous, and said to Emperor Yao: "What should I do? I'm so afraid that I can't sing well!"

Emperor Yao replied: Don't be nervous, just pretend that there are only two of us present.

Pingxi thought about it a bit, only the two of them...wouldn't be more nervous! ! ! !

But he didn't have time to worry about it, because they had already arrived at their wheat sequence, and he heard Emperor Yao say in his usual lazy and deep voice: "Everyone has heard this song, but this is the first time." Sing live once."

Public screen:

Could it be "Pray for Tears"?

It's "Pray for Tears"!I come from Qixi Nest!

Me too!Chasing all the way from the nest is also quite hard work 23333

Will they even mic?

Will Lianmai!I swear!Qixi said it!

Sit and wait for Yaoxi Lianmai!

Waiting for "Tears of Prayer"!

"Are the subtitles ready? We'll start when we're ready."

Subtitle: Ready ╰(￣▽￣)╭

Everyone held their breath and waited for a few seconds. The music played by the guzheng sounded slowly, accompanied by the soft sound of the flute, which instantly brought people into the antique world.

"Long Street Ten Li Hidden Green Shirt

low brow dark Xu Jishian

Send lovesickness on the temples with cold dew

A glass of Yin Shao wine tastes bitter in the throat

You also talked with him in a boat

You also went to the capital with him through mountains and rivers

Even though thousands of past events are lingering like brocade books

But the way is cloud and smoke passing by

Even if Linglong's mind breaks branches and grinds the world of mortals

Not as good as her

He once said that taking me to the gold list title promises you a lifetime of youth

He once said that although the flowers are full of flowers, they are no match for you, with light eyes and a light smile

You believed in your promise and your hair turned gray

He rides a tall horse to shop ten miles of red makeup

You can see all the sails

stick to that little ferry

He went to the wedding banquet arm in arm for her Fengguan Xiapei

Wait until the blue hair turns white

Wait until the clothes are ragged

What is a good man?

What is

Beloved"

Pingxi's unique clear voice is like a young man who is ignorant of the world, but there is an unknown depressive feeling of sadness between the lines. The vocal part perfectly sets off Pingxi's singing, and the solo part is very powerful. The two of them alternated just right, and even their breathing seemed to be on the same rhythm. The heart of those who read it trembled.

After the song was over, even the public screen slowed down for a few seconds before finally getting out of the sad situation, frantically swiping:

It sounds so good to cry! !

Help, I'm really crying!

Those two sentences mean that a good man is really a foul!Tortured to death!

How could the voices of Qixi and Emperor Yao match so well!

It actually sounds better live! ! !

Subtitle: It’s so cruel, don’t ask me for this song next time Lyrics╥﹏╥

Since it was Lian Mai, Mai Xu could at least sing another song, so Emperor Yao asked, "What song do you want to hear next?"

Public screen:

You will marry me today!

Elope to the moon!

Draw the thread!

Romance!

Congratulations!

Hongchen Inn!

Tracker's love!

Subtitle: Believe it or not, if you dare to sing the tracker's love, I'll show you on strike! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Xiaoxi, what do you want to sing?"

"..." Ping Xi silently faced the computer - he would rather sing "Tracker's Love" than the love songs "Today You Will Marry Me" and "Elope to the Moon" duet!

"What, you sing, Yao, I'll roll out the lyrics for you."

Public screen:

no!Don't grab the subtitle gentleman's job!Please sing!

Qixi hold back!

I want to hear the chorus!

Ask for subtitles to become a big chrysanthemum bed!

Subtitle: I have changed, how can you thank me?

Public screen:

The best subtitles

Subtitles are so handsome

Confession 3 wheat

So, the subtitles really turned into a chrysanthemum bed, and the whole Mai Xu became like this——

Emperor Yao【NankeのSinger】

Qixi【NankeのSinger】

┏━╰???┳┳bed┳┳??╯━┓

Pingxi was dumbfounded, Mr. Subtitle is too good at playing, so it looks like he and Emperor Yao are on the same bed... What's the matter with the inexplicable shyness? !He quickly squeezed his face: Don't think too much, don't think too much, don't think too much!

At this time, Emperor Yao's voice came from the earphones: "If Xiaoxi doesn't sing, I won't sing either."

Public screen:

Damn it, hold back!

55555 Hold back!

Qixi is big, you can sing with Emperor Yao~~~

I beg the two of you not to leave!

Pingxi was about to cry, and sent a private message to Emperor Yao: Big Daddy, you are trying to force me to death 〒-〒

Emperor Yao: Is it not good to sing with me?

Qixi: (⁠⁄) But those are love songs duets...

Emperor Yao: Well, what's the problem?

...there is a big problem!

Qixi: I'm not very good at singing those songs...

Emperor Yao: It doesn't matter, then I won't sing, and I will read the fanrenwen that I just didn't finish in the rest of the time.

Qixi: I think the song "Red Dust Inn" is good! !

Emperor Yao: Good boy.

So Pingxi was forced to sing "Red Dust Inn" with him again, and that night, the two choruses were both sent to Station B.In an instant, countless Aites appeared on his Weibo. What's even more frightening is that under the comment on his latest Weibo, everyone seemed to be possessed by Sherlock Holmes, and they all had doubts about his ID "Xixixixixixixixixixi910" .

"By the way, am I the only one who thinks the number 910 is strange?"

"Is this 910 Qixi's birthday?"

"The hot comment about Qixi's birthday, do you really have a good look at the information [laugh cry]"

"You made me cry when you said it was Qixi's birthday. Qixi's birthday is February 2th! [laugh cry]"

"I won't tell you that September 9th is Wuli Yaoda's birthday [doge]"

"Holy shit 910 is my Yaoda's birthday!"

"910 is Emperor Yao's birthday! Praise me for putting it up so more people can see it!"

"I heard that 910 is Emperor Yao's birthday... I seem to know something incredible [doge]"

"Isn't it just using Emperor Yao's birthday as a suffix? Don't let this trivial matter prevent me from eating dog food..."

"Fuck, I give full marks to this loving show!"

"Single dogs are also dogs, you don't have to love them, but please don't hurt →_→"

It's over, it's over, it's over!

Pingxi's mind is full of these two words at the moment.

The person who added 910 at the end of his ID must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!

Emperor Yao probably hasn't found out yet, should we change it before he finds out?If he found out, he must think that he was shamelessly deliberately firing him for CP.

Thinking so in my heart, my hands have already acted

He clicked on the interface for modifying information and changed the user name to "Qixi_Nanke".

As a result, the next day, when he got up early in the morning to browse Weibo, he just wanted to close his eyes and pass out, because he saw a post——

Emperor Yao_Nanke V: Where is my 910? @ Qixi_Nanke

……

Pingxi stared blankly at the screen for three seconds, then the phone "clanged"