[Network] The counterattack is too far away
Chapter 13
Ten years of life!Scared me to death, really fucking scared me to death! ! ! !
In the assessment group, Qing Huan was so excited that she couldn't even type clearly: Fu Yin is doing great!You are simply brilliant!Very wise!So smart!bounty happiness!Subi Nanshan!
Fu Yin: Shut up.
Qinghuan: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ
"Qixi, you can change the vest into a Nanke singer, does Emperor Yao have anything to add?"
"Qixi, you really amazed me today." This was the first time Emperor Yao commented.
Gongping: Emperor Yao finally said a complete sentence!
Is he willing to comment only after Qixi finishes singing?
What a capitalized "favorite"!
Isn't Xi Meiren os at this moment: hold back and kiss me?
When Pingxi was listening to Emperor Yao's praise, he received a message on his mobile phone. He clicked on it and saw that it was from Emperor Yao: Look, I told you that you will be able to pass.
After reading this line of words, he was stunned for a moment, his face turned red like an apple...
"By the way, Qixi, remember to come to the performance hall tonight, there will be a welcome ceremony." Qing Huan said happily from the other end.
"Good, good!"
Gongping: Sure enough, you still can't escape the welcome ceremony...
Da Qixi, I advise you to run quickly, I can only help you here...
Run beauty Xi!
Although Pingxi didn't understand why everyone told him to run, since Qing Huan said it was a welcome ceremony, he had to go...
So at seven o'clock in the evening, he still entered the performance hall as promised, and almost frightened to death when he entered - well, a lot of people...! !
There are a lot of singers from Nanke on the wheat sequence, even those who don't usually appear.
"Hey, welcome to Xiaoqixi." Qiu Jihan said.
"I had to work overtime tonight, but I came back from work in order to watch Xiaoqixi." Hong Funu said.
"I heard that today is Xiao Qixi's first and last night in Nanke, so I rushed in." Half an oil lamp said.
"Looking at the legendary Xiao Qixi, I can't wait to teach you." Nianhua Jun said.
Gongping: Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
"Brother, hello everyone..." Pingxi was so frightened by the battle that he could hardly speak.
"Hello, Xiaoqixi." Nianhuajun's voice was full of cynism, and one could imagine the other party's smirk with the corner of his mouth curled up.
"You should know that all the singers who come to our Nanke have to go through a grand welcome ceremony. First of all, there will be a wave of Gongpinghuahua... um, so obedient~"
Gongping: I feel that Mr. Nianhua is going to do something big
Who is the big deal?
Upstairs is so dirty I didn't see it!
"Next, for the second session, everyone should swipe 'Welcome to Qixi'~"
Gongping: Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi should run quickly!
Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi still runs quickly!
Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi still runs quickly!
"Wait, why did everyone tell me to run away?" Pingxi was puzzled.
"Is there? All I see here is 'Welcome Qixi', maybe your computer has a virus, well~ Don't worry about the details, come on, let's enter the third link." Mr. Nianhua said with a smile.
Public Screen: Forcibly changing the topic
Forcibly change the subject
Forcibly change the subject
"Xiao Qixi, may I ask what style of song do you usually sing?"
"Uh, I don't have a particular style of singing, I'll sing a bit of both ancient pop and Japanese."
"It's great. As a singer, you must be able to control various types of songs. I wonder if you can sing songs with panting?"
"Me? No! No! I can't sing!"
"Tsk tsk, do you believe it?"
Gongping: Heh, "Majestic" back then hardened my listening.
Heh, since I listened to Qixi's "Majestic and Powerful", I can't listen to other Jiaopan.
Heh, this song is still stored in my mobile phone, and it repeats every night. My mother no longer has to worry about my impotence.
"Today is your first night in Nanke, so many girls have come to see you, so for the third session, please present a song with panting to our girls in Nanke, to express your affection. "
"...Eh?! Really, really there is such a rule..."
"Yes, all newcomers have had their first and first nights... If you don't believe me, ask everyone."
Gongping: Actually, the rules are all based on the mood of Mr. Nianhua
Mr. Nianhua is best at serious nonsense
The newcomer last time, Mr. Nianhua made him gasp for the whole wheat preface
Qixi is big, you are content
Miss Xi, accept your fate
"I'm an upright person. I never force others to do what they don't want to do, but there is nothing I can do about it. If you want to hear Xiao Qixi's breath, please tap 1."
Public screen:
111
111
1111
1111
11111
Even the singer on the wheat sequence changed his vest in a wicked way——
Autumn Chill【NankeのWant to Hear Xiaoqixi Breathing】
Red Fu Girl 【NankeのXiaoqixi Please Breathe a Wheat Preface】
Half an oil lamp【Nankeの1111111】
Pingxi Furious Hammer Keyboard—Why did he have the illusion of straying into the wolf's den?
at this time,
Gongping: Emperor Yao is here!
I saw Emperor Yao!
Emperor Yao, you came at the right time!
Emperor Yao, did you step on the spot?
Emperor Yao was quickly embraced by Mai Xu, but he didn't understand what happened: "What's going on?"
Public screen: Mr. Nianhua is tuning in | teaching Xiaoqixi~
Nianhua Jun bullied your wife~
It's just a routine training|teaching, you don't have to worry about it~
Emperor Yao: "Qixi, did Nianhua bully you?"
Qixi seemed to be grabbing a life-saving straw: "He told me to sing a song with panting! He also said that this is the rule, and that every newcomer has sung it!"
Gongping: Oh my god, Qixi's voice is so soft!
This soft and cute voice... I'm going to be hard!
The welfare of Yaoxi Party!
Emperor Yao was silent for a moment: "...Yes, this is the rule."
Pingxi: "..."
Mr. Nianhua smiled even more: "Don't struggle, if you don't sing, you can just breathe and breathe for the whole night, you choose."
Pingxi: "...I, sing,"
Public screen:
Ask for a recording!
Ask for a recording!
Ask for a recording!
The author has something to say: Heh, Emperor Yao just wanted to hear Xiao Qixi panting...
Chapter 12
The prelude sounded, and the explosive electronic sound made the public screen cheer:
Ah ah ah ah ah solitary jealousy!
Song Title: Solitary Jealousy!
Smart I recorded it!
The singer on the wheat sequence changed his name in a wicked way:
Autumn Chill【Nanke's determination to overwhelm Xiaoqixi】
Red Fu Girl【NankeのWant to Lure or Not】
Half an oil lamp【NankeのMy Phantom Limb Appears】
At the end of the song, Qixi let out a sigh of relief, this is really his limit.
Nianhua Jun sighed: "Little Qixi, I am very sad, you are so upright, why are you messing around in Nanke?"
"Is that fair?"
"How should I put it, the song you just said, although it is a song, but, you! No! Yes! Breathe! I have heard your majesty, and I had high expectations for you, but I didn't expect... oh, I I'm really disappointed, huh..."
"I was drunk when I sang Majestic last time, and I couldn't breathe when I was sober..."
"Xiao Qixi, where are you now?"
"Me? I'm in the dormitory."
"Is there a supermarket downstairs in your dormitory?"
"Eh? Yes, yes..."
"Okay, you go down and buy a bottle of wine to drink now, it doesn't matter if we wait for you."
"..."
Public screen:
233333 Xiaoqixi is confused!
Hhhhhh Qixi doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!
I feel sorry for Xiaoqixi, but I still have to say, Mr. Nianhua did a great job!
"Well, I won't embarrass you anymore. After all, you are new here, and I don't want to scare you away." Mr. Nianhua said reluctantly, "Can you sing "Peach Color Archway"?"
"...will be...but..."
"Very good, that's it."
"Hey, I didn't promise to sing..."
"Little Qixi, as long as you sing, no matter how upright you sing, it will be your fault, and I will let you go tonight. How about it, is it a deal?" Mr. Nianhua smirked and set him off.
Upon hearing the three words "let you go", Pingxi's eyes lit up, and he agreed: "Okay, okay, deal!"
Public screen:
No matter how I sing this song, I can't stand it!
I feel sorry for Xiaoqixi!
Little Qixi is heartbreakingly stupid hahahaha
2333 Nianhua is so good!
In order to make Mr. Nianhua no longer find fault, Pingxi gasped in the prelude, although it was very small, but it was the limit of his waking up, and he didn't really gasp out, just let out a trembling exhalation sound , but could not escape the ears of girls, the public screen set off a new round of frenzied swiping:
I heard Xiao Qixi panting!
Nanny save me!
Who will give me a sip of milk!
My phantom limb has appeared again!
I want to put Xiao Qixi under me, don't let anyone stop me!
The public screen was so dirty that I couldn't see it, so Pingxi simply closed his eyes and concentrated on singing——
"The wave of sound below the stage
I can't stand this hot temperature
The spotlight melts, the skin sticks, the sweat is ambiguous and cannot be shaken off
only for midnight jokes
Remove the thinking and shake with me
chanting again
no more careless flirtatious
close your dirty eyes and mouth seep poisonous spices
upside down in the storm
Gently flick the forehead hair and pull the wire to make you burn for me
......"
When Zhang Sheng came back from the shower and saw Xu Chongyao still sitting in front of the computer, he couldn't help but wondered: "Hey, it's the first time I see you staying on YY for so long, don't you usually leave after singing?"
"It's nothing, I suddenly want to hear them sing today."
"Hey, I'm so happy today...Huh? You're actually recording? Who's singing, let me listen."
As Zhang Sheng said, he was about to lean over to pull his earphones, but Xu Chongyao blocked him, "No."
"Damn it, cheapskate!"
Zhang Sheng cursed and went back to his bed
In the assessment group, Qing Huan was so excited that she couldn't even type clearly: Fu Yin is doing great!You are simply brilliant!Very wise!So smart!bounty happiness!Subi Nanshan!
Fu Yin: Shut up.
Qinghuan: Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ
"Qixi, you can change the vest into a Nanke singer, does Emperor Yao have anything to add?"
"Qixi, you really amazed me today." This was the first time Emperor Yao commented.
Gongping: Emperor Yao finally said a complete sentence!
Is he willing to comment only after Qixi finishes singing?
What a capitalized "favorite"!
Isn't Xi Meiren os at this moment: hold back and kiss me?
When Pingxi was listening to Emperor Yao's praise, he received a message on his mobile phone. He clicked on it and saw that it was from Emperor Yao: Look, I told you that you will be able to pass.
After reading this line of words, he was stunned for a moment, his face turned red like an apple...
"By the way, Qixi, remember to come to the performance hall tonight, there will be a welcome ceremony." Qing Huan said happily from the other end.
"Good, good!"
Gongping: Sure enough, you still can't escape the welcome ceremony...
Da Qixi, I advise you to run quickly, I can only help you here...
Run beauty Xi!
Although Pingxi didn't understand why everyone told him to run, since Qing Huan said it was a welcome ceremony, he had to go...
So at seven o'clock in the evening, he still entered the performance hall as promised, and almost frightened to death when he entered - well, a lot of people...! !
There are a lot of singers from Nanke on the wheat sequence, even those who don't usually appear.
"Hey, welcome to Xiaoqixi." Qiu Jihan said.
"I had to work overtime tonight, but I came back from work in order to watch Xiaoqixi." Hong Funu said.
"I heard that today is Xiao Qixi's first and last night in Nanke, so I rushed in." Half an oil lamp said.
"Looking at the legendary Xiao Qixi, I can't wait to teach you." Nianhua Jun said.
Gongping: Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiaoqixi run!
"Brother, hello everyone..." Pingxi was so frightened by the battle that he could hardly speak.
"Hello, Xiaoqixi." Nianhuajun's voice was full of cynism, and one could imagine the other party's smirk with the corner of his mouth curled up.
"You should know that all the singers who come to our Nanke have to go through a grand welcome ceremony. First of all, there will be a wave of Gongpinghuahua... um, so obedient~"
Gongping: I feel that Mr. Nianhua is going to do something big
Who is the big deal?
Upstairs is so dirty I didn't see it!
"Next, for the second session, everyone should swipe 'Welcome to Qixi'~"
Gongping: Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi should run quickly!
Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi still runs quickly!
Welcome to Qixi, but Mr. Nianhua is here, Xiao Qixi still runs quickly!
"Wait, why did everyone tell me to run away?" Pingxi was puzzled.
"Is there? All I see here is 'Welcome Qixi', maybe your computer has a virus, well~ Don't worry about the details, come on, let's enter the third link." Mr. Nianhua said with a smile.
Public Screen: Forcibly changing the topic
Forcibly change the subject
Forcibly change the subject
"Xiao Qixi, may I ask what style of song do you usually sing?"
"Uh, I don't have a particular style of singing, I'll sing a bit of both ancient pop and Japanese."
"It's great. As a singer, you must be able to control various types of songs. I wonder if you can sing songs with panting?"
"Me? No! No! I can't sing!"
"Tsk tsk, do you believe it?"
Gongping: Heh, "Majestic" back then hardened my listening.
Heh, since I listened to Qixi's "Majestic and Powerful", I can't listen to other Jiaopan.
Heh, this song is still stored in my mobile phone, and it repeats every night. My mother no longer has to worry about my impotence.
"Today is your first night in Nanke, so many girls have come to see you, so for the third session, please present a song with panting to our girls in Nanke, to express your affection. "
"...Eh?! Really, really there is such a rule..."
"Yes, all newcomers have had their first and first nights... If you don't believe me, ask everyone."
Gongping: Actually, the rules are all based on the mood of Mr. Nianhua
Mr. Nianhua is best at serious nonsense
The newcomer last time, Mr. Nianhua made him gasp for the whole wheat preface
Qixi is big, you are content
Miss Xi, accept your fate
"I'm an upright person. I never force others to do what they don't want to do, but there is nothing I can do about it. If you want to hear Xiao Qixi's breath, please tap 1."
Public screen:
111
111
1111
1111
11111
Even the singer on the wheat sequence changed his vest in a wicked way——
Autumn Chill【NankeのWant to Hear Xiaoqixi Breathing】
Red Fu Girl 【NankeのXiaoqixi Please Breathe a Wheat Preface】
Half an oil lamp【Nankeの1111111】
Pingxi Furious Hammer Keyboard—Why did he have the illusion of straying into the wolf's den?
at this time,
Gongping: Emperor Yao is here!
I saw Emperor Yao!
Emperor Yao, you came at the right time!
Emperor Yao, did you step on the spot?
Emperor Yao was quickly embraced by Mai Xu, but he didn't understand what happened: "What's going on?"
Public screen: Mr. Nianhua is tuning in | teaching Xiaoqixi~
Nianhua Jun bullied your wife~
It's just a routine training|teaching, you don't have to worry about it~
Emperor Yao: "Qixi, did Nianhua bully you?"
Qixi seemed to be grabbing a life-saving straw: "He told me to sing a song with panting! He also said that this is the rule, and that every newcomer has sung it!"
Gongping: Oh my god, Qixi's voice is so soft!
This soft and cute voice... I'm going to be hard!
The welfare of Yaoxi Party!
Emperor Yao was silent for a moment: "...Yes, this is the rule."
Pingxi: "..."
Mr. Nianhua smiled even more: "Don't struggle, if you don't sing, you can just breathe and breathe for the whole night, you choose."
Pingxi: "...I, sing,"
Public screen:
Ask for a recording!
Ask for a recording!
Ask for a recording!
The author has something to say: Heh, Emperor Yao just wanted to hear Xiao Qixi panting...
Chapter 12
The prelude sounded, and the explosive electronic sound made the public screen cheer:
Ah ah ah ah ah solitary jealousy!
Song Title: Solitary Jealousy!
Smart I recorded it!
The singer on the wheat sequence changed his name in a wicked way:
Autumn Chill【Nanke's determination to overwhelm Xiaoqixi】
Red Fu Girl【NankeのWant to Lure or Not】
Half an oil lamp【NankeのMy Phantom Limb Appears】
At the end of the song, Qixi let out a sigh of relief, this is really his limit.
Nianhua Jun sighed: "Little Qixi, I am very sad, you are so upright, why are you messing around in Nanke?"
"Is that fair?"
"How should I put it, the song you just said, although it is a song, but, you! No! Yes! Breathe! I have heard your majesty, and I had high expectations for you, but I didn't expect... oh, I I'm really disappointed, huh..."
"I was drunk when I sang Majestic last time, and I couldn't breathe when I was sober..."
"Xiao Qixi, where are you now?"
"Me? I'm in the dormitory."
"Is there a supermarket downstairs in your dormitory?"
"Eh? Yes, yes..."
"Okay, you go down and buy a bottle of wine to drink now, it doesn't matter if we wait for you."
"..."
Public screen:
233333 Xiaoqixi is confused!
Hhhhhh Qixi doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!
I feel sorry for Xiaoqixi, but I still have to say, Mr. Nianhua did a great job!
"Well, I won't embarrass you anymore. After all, you are new here, and I don't want to scare you away." Mr. Nianhua said reluctantly, "Can you sing "Peach Color Archway"?"
"...will be...but..."
"Very good, that's it."
"Hey, I didn't promise to sing..."
"Little Qixi, as long as you sing, no matter how upright you sing, it will be your fault, and I will let you go tonight. How about it, is it a deal?" Mr. Nianhua smirked and set him off.
Upon hearing the three words "let you go", Pingxi's eyes lit up, and he agreed: "Okay, okay, deal!"
Public screen:
No matter how I sing this song, I can't stand it!
I feel sorry for Xiaoqixi!
Little Qixi is heartbreakingly stupid hahahaha
2333 Nianhua is so good!
In order to make Mr. Nianhua no longer find fault, Pingxi gasped in the prelude, although it was very small, but it was the limit of his waking up, and he didn't really gasp out, just let out a trembling exhalation sound , but could not escape the ears of girls, the public screen set off a new round of frenzied swiping:
I heard Xiao Qixi panting!
Nanny save me!
Who will give me a sip of milk!
My phantom limb has appeared again!
I want to put Xiao Qixi under me, don't let anyone stop me!
The public screen was so dirty that I couldn't see it, so Pingxi simply closed his eyes and concentrated on singing——
"The wave of sound below the stage
I can't stand this hot temperature
The spotlight melts, the skin sticks, the sweat is ambiguous and cannot be shaken off
only for midnight jokes
Remove the thinking and shake with me
chanting again
no more careless flirtatious
close your dirty eyes and mouth seep poisonous spices
upside down in the storm
Gently flick the forehead hair and pull the wire to make you burn for me
......"
When Zhang Sheng came back from the shower and saw Xu Chongyao still sitting in front of the computer, he couldn't help but wondered: "Hey, it's the first time I see you staying on YY for so long, don't you usually leave after singing?"
"It's nothing, I suddenly want to hear them sing today."
"Hey, I'm so happy today...Huh? You're actually recording? Who's singing, let me listen."
As Zhang Sheng said, he was about to lean over to pull his earphones, but Xu Chongyao blocked him, "No."
"Damn it, cheapskate!"
Zhang Sheng cursed and went back to his bed
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