The editor-in-chief is so black-bellied

"Ahem..." Jin Yuanbao's face turned red immediately after taking a sip of water.

Go find him for a romance?

You must know that the person who lives next door to him is his brother's classmate and best friend, Long Yin, who moved here a month ago. I heard from my brother that his family background is as domineering as his name, and he looks romantic. To put it bluntly , is a real tall, rich and handsome one, the kind that you are satisfied with in every way, but...

The mouth is very poisonous!And it's not the usual kind.

Jin Yuanbao will never forget that when his elder brother took Long Yin home to play, Long Yin asked his elder brother questioningly after seeing him: "Are you sure this girl is your younger brother?"

At that time, my brother replied very calmly: "He has JJ, if you don't believe me, you can ask him to take off his pants and show you."

Long Yin said again: "JJ matches his appearance? Are you sure you have been checked in the hospital and you are not intersex?"

Double your sister's intersex!I just inherited my mother's genes and looks a little more delicate than ordinary women!

So, don't say that Jin Yuanbao is a man, even if he really becomes a woman, he shouldn't fall in love with that guy!

He smoothed his choked trachea, and then took out a few pieces of paper to wipe off the water stains on the keyboard before replying to the other party.

[17cm]: Are there any other secrets to preach?

[Zhulong]: There is no faster way for you to learn to write Danmei than this method.

After the other party responded to the message, Jin Yuanbao discovered that the other party's profile picture had been modified in his dazzle just now, and changed to a black and white dragon pattern, so he opened the other party's profile to see the other party's gender.

Man.

Gold ingot:

A man asks the same sex to write danmei articles. This man is either crooked himself, or a pervert who uses all means to achieve his goal!

Although I thought so in my heart, the words I typed on the keyboard with my fingertips still followed the topic on the dialog box.

[17cm]: Or recommend a few classics for me to study?

After the message was sent, it took a while, but the other party didn't reply. Jin Yuanbao went to the bathroom and came back, and the other party's black and white profile picture became darker.

Jin Yuanbao looked at the time, it was only 10:30, he went to bed too early, right?

Or just ignore him?

After he closed the dialog box, he went to ask Du Niang for some masterpieces of Danmei literature. He just downloaded it and clicked to read it. There was some movement from the living room, and then he heard his brother Jin Gan calling him.

"Xiaobao, I brought you a midnight snack."

As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Jin Yuanbao immediately put on his slippers and ran out.

But as soon as he went out to the living room, Jin Yuanbao's mouth could no longer be greedy, because in the living room besides his elder brother Jin Gan, there was another person in the living room, none other than that venomous tall, rich and handsome, Long Yin.

He was wearing a white shirt, black trousers, and the revolutionary Jin Gan in a suit standing at the entrance, it seemed that he had just come here.

"Brother Long Yin." Jin Yuanbao greeted him as usual.

"En." Long Yin responded, looked up and saw that Jin Yuanbao was wearing a set of pajamas printed with cartoon little yellow ducks. The pajamas had a loose collar and hung obliquely on his left shoulder, revealing his white right shoulder and The sexy collarbone inadvertently reveals an aura of temptation.

Jin Yuanbao felt the other party's glance, and the bad idea that the editor-in-chief asked him to find a relationship with the brother next door floated in his mind. He pulled off the collar on his left shoulder in embarrassment, and then Turned his attention to the midnight snack on the coffee table.

"What can't you talk about on the phone?" Jin Gan took off his suit jacket, went to sit on the couch where Jin Yuanbao was sitting, and said to Jin Yuanbao, "Remember to brush your teeth before going to bed!"

"Hmm." With a plastic spoon in his mouth, Jin Yuanbao responded vaguely, raised his head, and saw Long Yin walking towards him, and finally stopped on the other side of the coffee table, facing him.

"The phone bill is expensive." Long Yin said, "Go on a blind date with me tomorrow."

He used the word follow, not accompany, so Jin Yuanbao looked at him in surprise, and said in disbelief: "Brother Long Yin is my brother as a matchmaker?! Although my brother is going to run away, but my parents are like There is no rush..."

Long Yin didn't answer, but squinted his eyes. He was saying, didn't you expect you to have such a hobby of meddling?

"It was his blind date." Jin Gan explained.

Now Jin Yuanbao was even more puzzled, and Bazaar looked at Jin Qian with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "Why do you want to go with him on a blind date?" Even if you two brothers have a good relationship, you don't have to go on a blind date like this, you have to see each other, right?

"Be a light bulb."

"Go and reject her."

Jin Gan and Long Yin replied at the same time, the former was said by Jin Gan, but Jin Yuanbao focused on the latter.

"You just tell the other party that you already have a girlfriend or that you have something you want? Isn't it usually written like this in novels? Why do you want my brother to go with you?" Don't you know that the two of you appeared together? Is it very lethal?

Long Yin took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and threw it to Jin Gan, and took one for himself, then sat down on the single sofa beside Jin Yuanbao, and said, "Strengthen your persuasion." He said, put the cigarette ignite.

"Strengthen persuasiveness?" Jin Yuanbao was puzzled, and repeated his words, always feeling that something was wrong, "Then you should find a crush, right? Why are you looking for my brother?" He said, don't overdo it Looking at Jin Gan with strange eyes, "Brother, don't you know how to dress up as a man?"

"Don't worry about it so much, kid." Jin Gan said, putting one hand on Jin Yuanbao's head and stroking his short hair, "It's getting late, eat your supper quickly, and go to bed when you're full."

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao opened the other's hand on the head with one hand, and shouted angrily: "Yool! I'm 23 this year, what a kid!"

Jin Gan lit a cigarette and ignored him. The angry Jin Yuanbao's expression twisted, and finally he snorted and ate his supper by himself.

Seeing the intimate appearance of the two brothers, Long Yin chuckled lightly, pressed the cigarette he had just taken two puffs on the ashtray on the coffee table, and said, "Tomorrow at 03:30 in the afternoon, the venue is Venus Western Restaurant in the city center. , I'm late, I can figure it out."

He said, getting up to go back.

"I have an important meeting tomorrow afternoon, so I can't go." Jin Gan took a breath of his cigarette and said calmly.

Long Yin's steps toward the porch stopped, he turned his head, squinted his eyes and looked at Jin Gan, his eyes seemed to say, what did you just say?Repeat it again.

After getting along for a long time, Jin Qian naturally understood what he meant, took another puff of cigarette, and said: "If someone must go with you, then take Xiaobao, anyway, he has nothing to do at home."

Hearing this, Jin Yuanbao said unconvinced: "What do you mean I have nothing to do? I'm writing a novel! I won't go, I have to change the article tomorrow, and finally an editor said he would praise me!"

"Oh?" As soon as his words came out, Jin Gan immediately greeted him with questioning eyes, and the next second his gaze turned to Long Yin, "Didn't you work as an editor when you just graduated? Tomorrow you two One is not afraid that there will be no topic to talk about.”

"Then let's make do with it." Long Yin said and looked at Jin Yuanbao, "I'll pick you up at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, is there any problem?"

If Jin Qian hadn't said that he had been an editor before, and he could just ask for advice on writing articles, Jin Yuanbao would have definitely refused. Look at his arrogant appearance, and he said that he was barely making do, I wouldn't mind it!

After the discussion, he opened his mouth and said, "I don't wear women's clothes!"

Hearing this, Jin Gan couldn't help but chuckle, "Who told you to wear women's clothing?"

Immediately, Jin Yuanbao was stunned, his eyes flicked back and forth between Long Yin and Jin Gan, "Aren't you..."

"Your face is more suitable for women's clothing." Long Yin's words interrupted his suspicion.

As soon as his appearance was mentioned, Jin Yuanbao's expression became gloomy, he gritted his teeth and said, "I have a dick!"

"So, the most important factor for him to ask you to go on a blind date is that you have a dick." Jin Gan followed his words, "This guy doesn't like women."