leave the wind on the grass

The person who came was dressed in black, with a silver mask covering his face.

He thought he could return to modern times this time, but when he got on the time machine, he saw an iron pole in the hand of the leader of Huo Lan.

He was still thinking, that iron rod looked familiar.

I didn't see it until I came back to my senses. Isn't this the rear suspension of his time machine?

Wait, what happened?

It was too late for the man in black to get out of the car, and he was sucked into it by a time vortex before he could react.In a fit of dizziness, he descended to

a whole new world.

He got up from the grass, only to see an ancient courtyard standing in front of him, and the sign on it said, "Li Li Feng Shang Cao".

The man in black thought about it for a while, and since they were all here anyway, he might as well bring some more materials back.

So he opened the door and walked in.

"Beauty, beauty..."

The man in black rushed over happily, "I know you are a couple, can you accept my interview?"

I saw one person with one leg on the stone table, spitting melon seeds, "Who are you?"

"It's not important." The man in black said anxiously again, "Can you do the questions?"

I saw the beauty fiddling with a sandalwood chip in her hand, and asked casually, "What's the question?"

"Husband and wife ask a hundred questions."

Qiu Xiaofeng, "Are there any melon seeds for the questions?"

Xinxin in black said why the kid only wanted to eat melon seeds, so he said perfunctorily, "Of course."

Qiu Xiaofeng nodded, "Then come."

The man in black was flattered and opened the question bank.

[-]. What is your name?

Dongli: Yu Huanli.

Qiu Xiaofeng: He lied, he didn't call Yu Huanli.

Dongli: What does Xiaofeng think my name is?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Of course your name is Dongli.

The man in black (doubtful): Master, what is your name?

Dongli: Whatever.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You're a liar.

Dong Li (smiling): You will believe what I say.

[-]. What is your age?

Dongli (silent): 17 years old.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You liar!You are clearly older than my brother!

Man in Black: How old are you, Master?

Dongli: 17 years old.

Qiu Xiaofeng (tears): Don't face!

Dong Li (touching): Stupid.

The Man in Black (obey): The leader is always a 17-year-old boy.

[-]. What is your gender?

Dongli: Male.

Qiu Xiaofeng (thinking): Do you need me to prove it?

The man in black (laughs): No need.

Dongli: He is a man.

Man in Black: Little one understands.

[-]. What is your personality like?

Dongli (smiling): Gentle and optimistic, considerate and generous.

The man in black (muttering): I thought the leader of the Demon Cult was insane... Now I feel relieved.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You liar!

The man in black (serious face): Leader Qiu, how can you say that about the gentle and kind leader?

Qiu Xiaofeng: You idiot!

The man in black (doubtful): Leader Qiu, what is your personality like?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Perseverance, perseverance, pure white and flawless.

Man in Black: Are you so dirty and flawless?

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): Come on, drag him out for me to feed the huskies.

[-]. What about the character of the other party?

Dongli: A bit cool, but cute.

The man in black: Master, is Qiu Xiaofeng stupid?

Dongli: Stupid.

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): I'm not stupid.

Man in Black: Let's move on to the next question.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You haven't asked me about his personality yet!

Man in Black: Isn't he smart, witty, gentle and reliable?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Insane, insidious and cunning, people despise her.

The man in black (looking at the gentle leader): Not at all.

[-]. When did the two meet?Where?

Dongli: Demon Cult.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Next to the toilet of the Demon Cult.

Dongli: Needless to say, be so specific.

Man in black (covers nose): This is a tasteful text.

[-]. What is your first impression of the other party?

Dongli: He is a noob, I can tease him.

Qiu Xiaofeng: He is a beauty, I can tease him a bit.

Man in Black: Have you ever thought about the feelings of the people squatting in the pit?

Xiaobai: Zhizhizhi~ (Have you ever thought about how I feel as a fox?)

Qiu Xuli (yelling angrily): Come here, Xiaobai.

Gong Zhenglian: Rhubarb quickly arrest Xiaobai and Qiu Xuli.

Rhubarb (None of my business): ...

[-]. What do you like about the other party?

Dong Li (touching): I like them all.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I like his face.

The man in black (sad and angry): superficial.

Qiu Xiaofeng (gritting teeth): But he often doesn't want it.

Man in Black: What else do you like about the leader besides his face?

Qiu Xiaofeng (seriously): I also like his body.

[-]. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Dongli: Compatibility is okay.

Qiu Xiaofeng (asking the leader secretly): What is compatibility?

Dongli: I don't know.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Then you can answer?

Dong Li (in a low voice): Just fool him a little bit.

Man in Black: I didn't hear anything.

[-]. How do you address the other party?

Dongli: Xiaofeng.

Qiu Xiaofeng (raises his finger): Yu Huanli, the devil, Lili, Dongli, beauty, Xiaoli, my wife...

Man in Black (strange): When and what is the name?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Call him Yu Huanli when you are angry, Lili when you are clingy, Dongli when you introduce him to others, Beauty when you are frivolous

, As for Xiaoli, it's all because I was young and ignorant.

The Man in Black: The beauty of the leader, what do you think about this?

Dongli: As long as he is happy.

[-]. What do you want the other party to call you?

Dongli: As long as he is happy.

Qiu Xiaofeng (rubbing): Lili, I like you so much.

Man in black (look): I want to rub too.

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): Get out, I'm only allowed to rub against the fence in my house.

The man in black (muttering): I'm stingy.

Qiu Xiaofeng (memories): Why do I feel that this picture seems to be similar...

[-]. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Dongli: A clingy puppy.

Qiu Xiaofeng (fascinated): Dian 鷟.

Man in Black: What's that?

Dongli: There are five phoenixes in the sky, and those with more purples are phoenixes.

Qiu Xiaofeng (explanation): There are five birds in the sky, and the gay purple one is the yue (yue) and the zhuo (zhuo).

Dongli (smiling): Can you speak more artistically?

Qiu Xiaofeng (shaking): No, it's pretty much the same anyway.

The Man in Black (groaning): I see.

[-]. If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

Dongli: Money.

Qiu Xiaofeng (rubbing hands): It depends on how much money he gave me for my birthday.

Man in black: Sincere cp, you don't want to order other special things?

Qiu Xiaofeng (silent): Let me give you my martial arts mentality.

Dongli: I'm afraid you've made a mistake.

Man in black (surprised): Can you recite martial arts and mental methods wrong?

Dongli: Yes.

[-]. What gift do you want?

Dongli (thinking): I don't want anything.

Qiu Xiaofeng (flutter): I knew you were the cheapest.

Dong Li (pats away): You go.

Man in Black: Could you be a little more romantic?

Qiu Xiaofeng (affectionate): There is a peony garden, where the beauties sleep forever.

Dongli: Xiaofeng, being so lyrical is not suitable for you.

Man in black (hungry): Is fried peony delicious or soup?

[-]. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Dongli (pretending to be sad): Xiaofeng is too fickle.

Men in Black: Where is it mainly reflected?

Dong Li (indifferently): If you just snap off one of his fingers, he will die.

The man in black (shuddering, taking two steps back): Yes, scary.

Qiu Xiaofeng (shaking): This is what I am most dissatisfied with about Lili.

[-]. What is your hobby?

Dongli: lettering.

Man in Black: Calligraphy?Is it generally engraved on wood or on a stone tablet?

Qiu Xiaofeng (Interface): On me.

Man in Black: Yes, scary.

The man in black (hugging Gong Zhenglian): If anything happens to me, you must save me.

Gong Zhenglian (frowning, kicking away): You are not a relative of Qiu Xuli.

The man in black: What are the hobbies of the leader of Qiu?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Eat melon seeds.

Man in black (wiping sweat): This is good, not violent.

Qiu Xiaofeng: It's only fifty or sixty catties a day.

Man in Black: Not angry?

Qiu Xiaofeng: It doesn't matter who my brother marries.

Qiu Xuli (sneering): Your skin is itchy, isn't it?

[-]. What is the hobby of the other party?

Dongli: Is eating melon seeds a hobby?

Man in Black: This level should be counted.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Is lying to people a hobby?

Man in black (cold sweat): I have already experienced this habit of the leader.

[-]. What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other party unhappy?

Dongli: Lied to him.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You liar.

Dongli (petty): Be good.

Man in black: What about the lord Qiu?

Qiu Xiaofeng: When I said I didn't like him, he looked unhappy.

Man in black (silence): If you are against CP, you will be unhappy.

Qiu Xiaofeng (complaint): I'm just treating him in the same way!

Man in Black: What's that saying?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Do you dare to tell Lili that you like him?

The man in black (what's not to dare): Hierarch, I like you.

Dong Li (squinting his eyes, half-smile): I like you too.

Man in Black (flattered): Really, really?

Dongli (smiling): Of course it is true.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Did you see it?

The man in black (returning to himself): What?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I've never seen such a silly man in black as you.

The man in black (continues to ask): The leader just said he likes me?

Qiu Xiaofeng (helpless): Next question.

[-]. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Dongli: Don't listen to me.

Man in Black: Why are you disobedient?

Dong Li: It is said that if you catch him and escape, you will break one of his fingers, but he still escaped.

Man in black (wiping sweat): Then?

Dongli: I just broke his finger.

Man in Black: Please allow me to make a sad face.What about the autumn leader?

Qiu Xiaofeng (recovery): Unhappy?If it is not fast, why is my whole body so sore, as if it is about to fall apart?

The man in black: Just now, Leader Qiu seemed to have said something dirty with an ignorant face.

Qiu Xiaofeng (turning head): Didn't you ask if it's fast?

Man in Black: Please see the title.

Qiu Xiaofeng (concentrating): I feel unhappy when he does [-] questions.

[-]. To what extent are you related?

Dongli: The degree of marriage.

Qiu Xiaofeng: The degree of building a harmonious society together.

Man in Black: It seems that something strange has come in.

Autumn Broad Bean (looks at the show): Hug~

Xiaobai (screaming): Zhizhi——

Song Yuxian: We have to talk about the education of broad beans.

Qiu Xiaofeng: What?

Song Yuxian (snorting coldly): Be elegant and not dirty.

[-]. Where did the two meet for the first time?

Dongli: The White Plum Blossom Club.

Qiu Xiaofeng: At that time we were tired of being together all day long, so how could we have time to date.

Man in Black (bitter): There is finally a romantic place.

Qiu Xiaofeng: But he was fined.

Man in Black (silence): Sure enough, there will be no romance.

Qiu Xiaofeng (thinking): He paid me back the fine, is it romantic?

Dong Li (gentle): Of course.

[-]. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Dong Li (reminiscences): That day, the white plums were like snow, and the beauty was picturesque.Xiaofeng only knows how to ask some weird questions.

Man in Black: Like?

Dongli: He asked me what to do if I used white plum branches as hidden weapons in winter.

Man in Black: What a tricky question.

Dongli: He asked me where to hide the banknotes because they would go bad if buried in the ground.

Men in Black: Horrible.

Dong Li: He asked me if one day my brother and I fell into the water, who would he save?

Man in black (dumb): What the hell kind of question is this?

Qiu Xiaofeng (shaking): Of course it's to save my brother.

Dongli (sorrow): Sure enough.

Qiu Xiaofeng (shrugs): My brother can't swim.

Dongli: Neither will I.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You liar!

[-]. How far have the two of them progressed?

Dongli: The point of innocence.

Qiu Xiaofeng (serious): So pure.

Man in black (envious): I think you are so pure.

Qiu Xiaofeng (lying on the fence): That is.

[-]. Where do you often date?

Dongli (gentle as water): High mountains and long rivers, sunset and solitary smoke, you can go wherever the little wind likes.

Qiu Xiaofeng (rubbing): I like to stay at home.

Dongli: Life lies in movement.

Qiu Xiaofeng: The one on the bed?

Dongli: Do you mean sit-ups?

Qiu Xiaofeng (shaking his head): I mean sitting and bending forward.

Man in black (dumb): What the hell are you talking about?Aren't you talking about a date?

Qiu Xiaofeng: We like to date on the bed at home.

[-]. What preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I don't even know his birthday, so make some preparations.

Dongli (silent): Speaking of which, I don't seem to know.

Qiu Xiaofeng: How old are you?

Dongli: 17 years old.

Qiu Xiaofeng (tears): Enough is enough.

Man in black: What if it's the birthday of Leader Qiu?

Dongli (smiling): The table is full of river prawns.

Qiu Xiaofeng: My birthday next year will be my death day.

[-]. Which side will confess first?

Dongli: I'm a little unclear.

Man in Black: What's not clear about this?

Dongli: I can't remember whether it was I who said "I like you so much" or Xiaofeng.

The man in black (laughs): Are you all talking about this casually?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Yes.

Dongli (touching): I like Xiaofeng the most.

Qiu Xiaofeng (flutter): Lili~

[-]. How much do you like each other?

Dongli: I like it very much.

Qiu Xiaofeng (unhappy): What does it mean to like it?

Tori: I like your body and mind.Is this good?

Qiu Xiaofeng: That's about the same.

Qiu Xiaofeng (thought again): But I don't like your heart.

Dongli (smiling): Which do you like more, leeches or water snakes?

Qiu Xiaofeng (swallowing): I like your heart.

[-]. So, do you love each other?

Dongli: Love.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Love.

The man in black (doubtful): Leader Qiu, don't you only like the leader's body and face?

Qiu Xiaofeng (slap): Have you ever heard that facial control is true love?

Man in black: Didn't you say that the leader is not good-looking and you don't like him?

Qiu Xiaofeng (with a kick): He turned into ashes and I also said he was good-looking.

Dongli (kneading): Xiaofeng is good.

1. What will you do if your date is more than [-] hour late?

Dongli: Break his leg.

The man in black (looking around): Where is Miracle Doctor Gong?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Then just leave him alone, just go where there are many people.

[-]. Who do you think your love rival is?

Qiu Xiaofeng (counting fingers): Duan Zhang, Su Ren, Zhen Su and so on.

Man in Black: Poor.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Nothing to be pitiful about.

Man in Black: Why?

Qiu Xiaofeng (laughs): Because the first two are dead.

Man in Black (make up the knife): Have you ever heard that the living can never compete with the dead?

Qiu Xiaofeng (with gloomy face): ...

Dongli (touching Qiu Xiaofeng): Be good.

[-]. What does the other party do that make you feel uncomfortable?

Dongli (reminiscences): When you were angry with me on purpose.

Qiu Xiaofeng: When did I get mad at you?

Dongli: Every time, I get so angry that my teeth itch.

Man in Black: I can tell.What about the autumn leader?

Qiu Xiaofeng: He lied to me every time, to the point where I couldn't do anything.

Dongli (gentle): I won't lie to you again.

[-]. What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Dong Li (sneering): Lock him up and torture him until he changes his mind.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Same as above.

Man in black (wiping sweat): Terrible.

[-]. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Dongli: What do you think?

Man in Black: No.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Of course not.

Man in Black: Do you have a heart?

Qiu Xiaofeng: The young hero has no heart, how could he feel distressed?

[-]. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Dongli: Hair.

Man in Black: Master, you actually like hair?

Dongli (rubbing): Xiaofeng's hair can be rubbed back and forth, which is very comfortable.

Qiu Xiaofeng (rescue the hair from the clutches): I like his face.

Man in Black (sigh): I knew it.

[-]. What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Dongli: He only has a cute expression.

Qiu Xiaofeng (sluggish): How could this happen!

The man in black (reluctantly): What does Leader Qiu think?

Qiu Xiaofeng: He narrowed his eyes slightly, a half-smile.

Tori: That's just my expression when I think about something bad.

[-]. What makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Qiu Xiaofeng: During the decisive battle against the Wulin League.

Man in Black: Is there any lyrical point?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I use the sword, he uses the white silk, we jump up and down.

Dong Li (touching his head): You are the only one jumping up and down.

Man in Black (probing): Is there anything more...

Qiu Xiaofeng (doubtful): Jumping up and down takes a lot of energy, isn't that enough to speed up the heartbeat?

[-]. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Dongli: Often.

Qiu Xiaofeng: He is very good at it, he can do it easily.

Man in Black: What about you?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Not good at it.

Man in Black (nodding): You are so stupid, you really shouldn't be good at it.

[-]. When do you feel the happiest?

Dongli: When Xiaofeng said he wanted to be with me for the rest of his life.

Qiu Xiaofeng (flutter): When I can hug the fence and rub casually.

Dongli (embraces): Be good.

The man in black (frustrated): Leader Qiu is really a dog.

[-]. Have you ever quarreled?

Dongli: I quarreled.

Qiu Xiaofeng (nodding): Not only have we quarreled, but we have also fought.

[-]. What kind of quarrels are they?

Dongli: It's just trivial matters.

Man in Black: I don't believe it.

Dongli: He wants me to die for other people.

The man in black (questioning): Mr. Qiu, why are you doing this?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Who told him to kill people at every turn.

[-]. How to reconcile later?

Dongli: No reconciliation.

Man in black (unintelligible): How could you be so harmonious if you didn't reconcile?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Just have a fight.

[-]. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Dongli: No hope.

Man in Black: Why.

Dongli: Tired.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Then you avoid me, I will find you sooner or later.

Man in Black: How did you find it?

Qiu Xiaofeng (laughs): Did you engrave the characters for nothing?

[-]. When did you feel that you were loved?

Dongli: I was about to reach the gate of hell, and I heard Qiu Xiaofeng crying, saying that if I died, he would not live.Later, I heard people say that Qiu Xiaofeng didn't think about tea for a few days.

I didn't want to eat, and kept vomiting blood.

Qiu Xiaofeng: He was going to die at that time, I, I was afraid.

Man in Black (sigh): Are you afraid to torture the leader like this?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I didn't know he would die.

Dongli (silent): I am not a god.

[-]. When did you feel that maybe he no longer loves me...?

Dongli: Xiaofeng's feelings are very weak, which is a common thing.If it wasn't for him crying for a while, I still don't know that he loves me.

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): Who said that, I obviously love you.

Dongli (pulls over): You are much better now.

Man in black: What about the lord Qiu?

Qiu Xiaofeng: How could he not love me.If he doesn't love people in the world, he won't stop loving me.

Man in Black: How can you be so sure?

[-]. ​​How do you express your love?

Dongli: I want to be with him forever and spend the rest of my life.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Tired of it all the time.

Man in black (hides face): Is this why you are lying in the arms of the leader?

[-]. Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Dongli: Too many.

Man in Black: Like.

Dongli: My age.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Monster, look at the sword!

[-]. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Dongli (thinking): What is that?

Qiu Xiaofeng: It comes from my IQ.

The man in black (silence): Leader Qiu, are you here to be funny?

[-]. Is the relationship between the two recognized or kept secret?

Dong Li (groaning): There are rumors in the world that he is my male favourite.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Now the rumors in the world are reversed.

Man in Black: Do friends know?

Dongli: The entire Demon Cult is known from animals to humans.

Qiu Xiaofeng (counting): Song Yuxian knows it, the emperor knows it, the genius doctor knows it, Guizong knows it, Jin Su Yi Ge knows it, Dai Tianxing knows it...

Man in Black: You don't need to count, I understand.

[-]. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Dongli (calmly): Yes.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I don't know.

Man in Black: How could you not know?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I can't feel how much I love him.

Dongli (touching his head): Don't think about it.

[-]. Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Dongli: Attack.

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): Why is there such a problem?

Dongli: He is subject.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Just accept it.

The Man in Black: The lord Qiu is also cute.

[-]. Why did you decide so?

Qiu Xiaofeng (thought deeply): That day, it was raining heavily, and we had a fight.

The Man in Black (seems like there's something serious going on): Then?

Qiu Xiaofeng (frustrated): I lost.

Dongli (silent): I still want to live for two more days.

Man in Black (surprised): Why do you say that?

Dong Li: I was attacked by him twice before, almost died.

Qiu Xiaofeng (blink): Is that why you don't want me to counterattack again?

Dongli (kiss): Be good.

[-]. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Dongli (smiling): Satisfied.

Qiu Xiaofeng (protest): I'm not satisfied!

Dongli: If you are not satisfied, just bear with it.

Qiu Xuli (secretly): What, Qiu Xiaofeng can counterattack?Looks like I might as well think about it.

Gong Zhenglian (secretly): What, the leader of the demon cult can't control it, it seems that I should do something.

[-]. Where was the first H?

Dongli: In the inn.

Qiu Xiaofeng: It's in the inn.

[-]. How did you feel at the time?

Dongli: When I have had enough fun, I will grab it and go back to the main rudder. This bun is so fun.

Man in Black (creepy): Scary feeling.

Qiu Xiaofeng: At that time, I always felt that something was wrong.

Man in Black: The result?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why does he look so weak, why does he keep pushing people down endlessly.

Dongli (smiling): Am I weak?

Qiu Xiaofeng (silent): I have this feeling because I have Xiang in my mind.

[-]. How did the other party look like at that time?

Dongli: Very cute, cute, with red eye circles, and she is still cursing and talking nonsense.

The man in black (looks at him): Isn't it the expression of crying for father and mother?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Come here, drag this man in black out to feed the husky.

Man in black (with trousers dangling from the husky): What about the appearance of the leader?

Qiu Xiaofeng: It's a devil.

Man in Black: What do you say?

Qiu Xiaofeng: None of your business.

[-]. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Qiu Xiaofeng: singing and reciting poems.

The man in black (doubtful): Is there a celebration party downstairs in your hotel?

Dongli: I heard him memorize a lot of poems in a mess.

Man in black (silent): What poems are you reciting?

Dongli: The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky.

The Man in Black (continues to remain silent): I don't really understand your world.

[-], the number of times H per week is

Dongli: Generally not very h.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Nonsense, it was only yesterday.

Dong Li (gentle): Come and let me rub your waist for you.

Qiu Xiaofeng: That's about the same.

[-]. Ideally, how many times a week do you think is best?

Dongli: Once or twice.

Qiu Xiaofeng (complaint): You liar!

Dong Li (in a low voice): It's enough to just perfunctory him.

Man in Black: Don't think I can't hear you.

[-], what kind of H is that?

Dongli: The gentle and lingering h.

Qiu Xiaofeng: The tragic h.

Autumn broad beans (eating broad beans): Continue.

Qiu Xuli: Rhubarb, you bring him back to me.

Rhubarb (running over cheerfully and sitting next to Broad Bean): ...

Dongli: Be good, let the children go.

[-]. What is your most sensitive part?

Dongli: I don't want to tell you.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Guess.

Man in black (silent): Waist?

Qiu Xiaofeng: How did you guess right?

[-]. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Qiu Xiaofeng (pounces): Anyway, it's not the waist.No matter how much I rubbed against him, his expression remained the same.

The man in black (observation): The leader is really good at concentration.

Dongli (smiling): Otherwise, how could it be an attack?

Qiu Xiaofeng (recovery): What are you talking about?

Dong Li (touching his head): Be good.

[-]. If you describe H in one sentence, who is the other party?

Dongli: Soft and tender buns that can be flattened and rounded.

Man in Black: I'm hungry now. (Call, here are two steamed buns)

Qiu Xiaofeng: The devil, the dead devil, the perverted dead devil.

Man in black (eating buns): Not bad.

[-]. To be honest, do you like H?

Dongli: I like it.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I don't like it.

Man in Black: Why don't you like it?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why do you like it?

Man in Black: Of course you have to like it.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why?

Man in Black (laughs): Otherwise, how would you have a baby?

Qiu Xiaofeng: You are confused, how did we get along?

The man in black (in a low voice): I heard that your miracle doctor Gong is developing some kind of miraculous medicine...

Qiu Xuli (creepy): The weather is getting colder and colder.

[-]. In general, where is H?

Dongli: On the bed.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Otherwise, where else would it be?

Man in Black (thinking): On the ground?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why do you sleep on the floor if you have a bed?

[-]. Where would you like to try?

Dongli: A barren courtyard.

Man in Black: A place where ghosts and goblins haunt?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Your taste is really too strong!If it were me—

Man in Black: How are you?

Qiu Xiaofeng (laughs): It's icy and snowy.

The man in black (turning his head, looking for Gong Zhenglian): Doctor Gong, are you still there?

[-]. Should I take a shower before H or after H?

Dongli: Wash while washing.

Qiu Xiaofeng: It's all about being happy.

Man in Black: How can you be happy?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why should I tell you.

[-]. Did the two of you have any agreement at the time of H?

Dongli: The love is so deep, what else is there to agree?

Qiu Xiaofeng (silent): He usually speaks directly.

Dongli (petty): Be good.

Man in Black: This tone is as calm as drinking water.

Dongli (demonstration): Xiaofeng, I miss you, go and lie down.

Qiu Xiaofeng (demonstration): Then you should be gentle this time.

Man in Black: As a result...

Qiu Xiaofeng: I don't trust him anymore.

[-]. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Tori: None.

Qiu Xiaofeng (snorting): I don't believe it.

Dongli: Why don't you believe it?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Believe it or not.

The man in black (sighs): Chief Qiu's head shook like a rattle.

Dongli (sigh): Don't believe me.

[-]. If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree?

Dongli: I agree.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I agree.

The man in black (perplexed): Why do you all agree?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Because I have already practiced it myself.

Dongli: Imprisonment is good.

Qiu Xiaofeng: True knowledge comes from practice.

[-]. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Qiu Xiaofeng (laughs): Who can beat him?

Man in Black: I mean what if?

Qiu Xiaofeng (laughs): If so who?

The Man in Black: If it is a very powerful and perverted person.

Qiu Xiaofeng (seriously): Bring the explosives and kill him in seconds.

The man in black (shrinks his neck): What about the leader?

Dongli: Add a warehouse of explosives.

[-]. Do you feel embarrassed before H or after?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Yes.

Dongli: You will?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Why can't I do it?

Dongli (petty): As long as you are happy.

The man in black: One look at Leader Qiu's face is like a city wall.

[-]. If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask for H, will you?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Song Yuxian has a wife.

Man in Black: Except him.

Qiu Xiaofeng (contemplation): Yue porcelain?

Man in Black: What if it was him?

Qiu Xiaofeng (contemplation): Impossible, he has been missing for so long.

Man in black (hides face): If!I mean if!

Qiu Xiaofeng (angry): Wouldn't it kill me if it was blown up?

The man in black (turning to the leader): Then what if someone said that to the leader?

Dongli: That depends on the situation.

Man in Black: What's going on?

Dongli: If this is Ruo's request, let him agree to it for the time being and slow him down.Gain time and opportunity for Xiaofeng to place explosives.

Man in Black: Master, you seem to have said some irrelevant things in a serious manner.

[-]. Do you think you are good at H?

Dongli: Good at it.

Qiu Xiaofeng (stares): Then why does it hurt me so much every time?

Dongli (petitious): Then I'll be gentle next time.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You said so.

Man in Black: Didn't you say that you no longer believe in the leader?

Qiu Xiaofeng: That's right.

[-], what about the other party?

Dongli: Not good at it.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Not good at it.

Man in Black: You need to learn it. It is said that there is a treasure in the palace...

Qiu Xiaofeng (curious): What treasure?

The man in black (cough slightly): Don't you know the emperor?Ask him.

Xiao Wu (doubtful): How come I don’t know?

The man in black: the emperor, the emperor.

[-]. What do you want the other party to say at H?

Dongli: I hope he can not speak when he is in h.

The man in black: What does the leader of the autumn alliance usually say?

Dongli: He usually said that I was insane, outrageous, vicious, and so on.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I hope he won't say any nonsense.

Man in Black: What nonsense?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I won't tell you.

Man in Black: The leader told me.

Dongli (smiling): Usually it’s a compliment.

Man in Black: What compliment?

Dongli: I won't tell you.

[-]. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Dongli: The eye circles are reddish.

Qiu Xiaofeng (tears): You really are not a good person.

The man in black: The leader is indeed s.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Don't make me cry on purpose next time.

Dongli: Good.

[-]. Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Dongli: Probably not.

Qiu Xiaofeng: What do you mean should!

Dongli: Xiaofeng is good.I only treat you alone h.

Qiu Xiaofeng (in a nasty voice): Even if someone else kisses her, it won't do!

Dongli (petitious): Well, well.

[-], are you interested in S∑M?

Tori: None.

Qiu Xiaofeng: You just said yesterday that you wanted to try something else!

Dongli: You heard me wrong.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I don't believe it.

Dongli: How can you trust me?

Qiu Xiaofeng (wiping his saliva): Unless you seal your acupuncture points.

Dong Li (touching his head): Wake up.

Man in Black: I think it's rough.You both have this interest,

[-]. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do?

Dong Li (looking around): Where is Miracle Doctor Gong?

Qiu Xiaofeng: If he doesn't ask me anymore, I have a reason to ask him, just right.

Dongli: Are you forcing me to make you cry?

Qiu Xiaofeng (choked up): I, I was wrong.

[-]. What do you think of Qiang X?

Dongli: That's not good.

Qiu Xiaofeng: It's easy to cause tragedies in the world.

Dongli: Never do it.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Yes.

The man in black (looks at the harmonious scenery): You sing together like this, and you sing along with each other, as if you are hiding some secret.

[-]. Which of the H is more painful?

Dongli: He was exhausted and still wanted to counterattack.

Qiu Xiaofeng: That is my ideal in life.

Dongli: You can choose to change your ideal.

Qiu Xiaofeng: Of course ideals cannot be easily changed.

Dongli (silent): It seems that I need to find a way to make him fall in love with h.

[-]. So far in H, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Qiu Xiaofeng: I can't think of it.

Dongli: Well, they are all at home.

[-]. Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

Tori: None.

Qiu Xiaofeng: On the contrary, he often tempts me.

Man in Black: What kind of temptations are they?

Qiu Xiaofeng: Seeing that I couldn't do anything to him, he took the opportunity to say something like taking off his clothes for me to touch.Later, when I got better at martial arts, he wouldn't

said.

Dongli: A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall.

[-]. The expression of the attacking side at that time.

Men in Black: Skip.

[-]. Did the attacking side have too strong X behavior?

Dongli: Does luring x count?

Man in Black: Did he resist after that?

Dongli: Yes.

Qiu Xiaofeng: I took the opportunity to bite his lips a few times, and then