After the White Moonlight Came Back, the Stand-in Fell Into Unemployment Crisis

When someone else aspires to be a scientist or an astronaut, the substitute has already set his future aspirations.

He wants to find a job that pays more and does less work close to home.

Unexpectedly, this job really came to him. On the road, he met a man who said "I am a domineering president". As soon as the man saw him, he showed a surprised expression. After less than 10 minutes, the black-clothed bodyguard came to invite him. He went to meet his boss.

After the meeting, the other party was also very straightforward, directly explaining the intention of coming.

Want to keep him.

He thought about it for a while.

Is he good looking?He was good-looking, but he wasn't so stunning that a domineering CEO would fall in love with him at first sight.

Or what ability does he have?Let the domineering president be thirsty for talent?Presumably not. When the domineering president met him, he was standing on the side of the road eating popsicles, with a stupid look on his face.

So it's taken for granted that he must look like someone whom the domineering president couldn't ask for.

Sure enough, the domineering president saw that he was silent, and told him very discreetly that he looked very similar to an old friend.

That's it.

He told the president that he had to think about it, left his phone number and left.

On the third day, the president called, and he told the president, yes.

And so his new job began.

On the day when he signed the nurturing contract with the president, the stand-in raised many opinions.

"If I want to rely on your company, I must have five insurances and one housing fund."

"The monthly salary should not be lower than the average starting salary of fresh graduates from 985 universities in a city." The stand-in said, "I work eight hours a day, and I get overtime pay. If I have to go out to socialize, I have to pay for business trips."

The president readily agreed and gave him twice the average starting salary. The working hours are from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am, and from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am.

"You can come and go whenever you want, but you must have a rental subsidy. I have to live close enough to your home."

"Transportation must also be subsidized if there is no driver to pick up and drop off."

"You live at my house." The president interrupted him, "I don't like my people running around."

"Okay, but it's not working hours. I can do whatever I want at home, and you don't have to interfere." The stand-in said, "Let me go out for a walk once a week."

The president agrees, one day off, one day off on weekdays, no weekend off.

The president said: "I don't like people who come into my house. You live there and you have to be responsible for cleaning the house."

"No problem." The stand-in said, I will clean during working hours, if you don't want me to clean in front of you, you have to pay overtime. "

"Okay." The president asked, "Is there any more?"

"Oh, a full physical examination is provided every year, me, and you." The stand-in said seriously, "After all, we don't want to get any disease, so we can rest assured."

"Row."

"I still need a study allowance." The stand-in said, "I can't go out, so you have to pay part of the cost of my registration for online courses."

"Row."

"Hired once a year, and the salary must be increased for re-employment." The stand-in said, "My part is over. If you have any needs, please ask them now."

The president nodded indifferently, picked up a piece of paper, picked up a pen, and started writing.

He wrote a few points, revised some, and finally pushed it to the stand-in: "That's all."

One, don't smile in front of me.

Second, during the effective period of the contract, you are not allowed to communicate with other people or have sex.

Three, in all occasions where I am present, follow my rules.

Four, the dress must conform to my preferences.

Looking at these requirements, the stand-in almost laughed out loud.that's all?The first item is the legendary "you don't look like him when you smile"?It turned out that such a person really existed.

"Okay." The substitute also nodded indifferently.

"Afterwards, my secretary will hand over the formal contract to you, and you can sign it if you have no problem." The president stood up.

"Happy cooperation." The substitute said.

In this way, the substitute joined the president's company as an assistant.

Five insurances and one housing fund, single holiday, 20 days of paid annual leave per year.

Board and lodging included, transportation subsidies, study subsidies, and a full physical examination once a year.