Big, please take care of me

Like me, I love words, a lot, a lot.

Hope to support~(≧▽≦)/~

☆、"Two Fried Eggs"

After Jane went to college, she had more leisure time and began to live on campus.The school's apartment is newly built, and four people live in one suite, and the big one is a bit lonely.

The eldest is Guan Zhi, he looks a bit ordinary, but he only has those eyes.The narrow and long phoenix eyes, when smiling, the eyes are full of smiles, which can make everyone stunned.When angry, there won't be too many expressions on the face, but the eyes can frighten people with just one look.As for when she was sad, Jian Yan said that she hadn't seen it yet.Because Guan Zhi has a smile on his face all the year round, he is crazy.

The second child is a southerner, born with a good skin, fair and clean, rarely speaks, generally silent.

As for the fourth child, Jian Yan needs a good introduction. His name is Fu Chuchi, he is 189 meters tall, and he is of mixed race.The youngest, the tallest.The youngest, the most handsome.The youngest, Nima is still a top student.It is said that he was recommended to A University, and he is a bold person.

We are all boys, and after introducing ourselves, we hit it off.

After Jane packed her luggage, she followed the boss to install the broadband. After messing around, Jane spread out on the bed, one word, tired.

The computer coughed to remind him that his friend was online.Then, a few "dididi" someone sent him a message.

Editor thumb man: omelette omelette omelette omelette omelette omelette omelette omelette omelette! ! !

Jane turned her head slightly, and saw the reminder on the computer that she had edited.

It's a child's order, not an fried egg: I'll give you 1 minute, say!

Editor Thumb Guy: You should have updated for three days, your readers are crazy, and you are ready for the reader meeting in City A next month.

There is only one period in a sentence, which is really 1 minute. Jane thought about it for a while. He has published several best-selling books in the past two years as a writer. Thumb asked him to hold a reader meeting a long time ago, but he shirked it every time. Just open it the first time, he doesn't care.

It's a child's sheet, not an omelette: oh, ok

Editor Thumb Guy: Paralysis, do you agree?Your uncle is not coming?Are you cured of your rheumatoid arthritis?No reason this time?

It's a child's order, not an fried egg: I take that back→_→

Edit thumb man: I was wrong 〒_〒

Close the dialog box, open the document, and simply post three chapters to upload to the website, which is regarded as compensation.

Then tweet:

It's not an omelette: it's been restored and updated, with three chapters, to compensate you. (website link)

Comments:

Cats don't eat fish: sofa sofa, I want to give you a monkey, a bunch of small balls.

Wearing underwear to the rivers and lakes: grab the floor, you are enough upstairs, you grab the sofa no matter what you post, I remember your ID, bless you!

Professional sofa snatching: Damn, the floor is gone, those who snatch the sofa will die ⊙﹏⊙

Jian Yan seems to be in a good mood, he rarely replies to comments, @that cat doesn't eat fish

Creole is not an fried egg: there is no need to have a monkey or something, I am a human, not a monkey @猫不吃鱼

Following that avatar, Jian Yan opened the homepage of Maobuyuyu, and only followed him in the follower, and there were only a few fans, and grass could grow on Weibo.

When he returned to his homepage, he found that the comment section had gone crazy.

Cats don’t eat fish: Daddy, you’re going to bully me. I’m so excited. It’s okay. Although I’m a man and can’t have children, I really want to have children with you.

Fan A: The first reply from Puzhuda

Fan B: Damn, is this public? ()

Luren Jia: Being together is sweeter~(≧▽≦)/~

Lu Renyi: Upstairs

The wind blows the ass and the balls are cool: the sky is on top, and the upstairs is mighty

Shave the armpit hair with the sickle: oh oh oh, I give you my heart, anger upstairs

After browsing all the comments with a face full of black lines, Jane received a private message that cats don't eat fish

Cats don’t eat fish: Daddy, I’ve liked you for a long time, and I’ve memorized all your novels by heart.

Cats don't eat fish: Daddy, do you like boys (ω)

Cats don’t eat fish: Daddy, I’m your boss~(≧▽≦)/~

Kid's list is not an fried egg: you can recite it to me ()っ

Cats don’t eat fish: Daddy, I can’t recite backwards, (ω) I can speak lines and compose music, Daddy, can you pay attention to my tuba, fish to fish

large?Jane thought about it.After copying and searching, a big V certified Weibo came out. There are only eight people on Weibo, and the first one is myself, with 10,000+ fans. The certification says: Founder and CV of Suifeng Qingyin Club.

Why?The name of the club is familiar! Jian Yan added attention, and Yuyuyu's private message came over.

Yuyuyu: Big, (ω) I have liked you for a long time, and your favorite novel is "Naihe Bridge: The Story of Meng Po", that book is so good, and Meng Po is so pitiful〒_〒

Meng Po said that it was the first article that Jian Yan contributed to the publishing house, and it talked about Meng Po’s tragic life and life. Later, the physical book was snapped up and became popular for a long time. It was also Jian Yan’s famous work. It's a story he's conceived for a long time.

Kid alone is not fried eggs: oh~

Yuyuyu: I specially applied for a small vest for Daddy, a big vest is not suitable for snatching a sofa (╰╯) Daddy asks for a hookup(ω)

Boy, it's not fried eggs: if you tell me your height, I'll consider letting you hook up.

Jian Yan doesn't know why she posted this sentence, maybe she just thinks he's interesting~

Yuyuyu: Really?Height 178 is short, right? 〒_〒 Weight 105, right? But I'm very good at it (ω) Aries (╰╯) You are a Sagittarius, we are very compatible = ￣ω￣ = I have established a small club, Small fire small fire (>^ω^<)

Jian Yan has already finished reading Suifeng Qingyin's materials, and just saw the news from Yuyuyu, it's not a small fire, it's very popular, okay, Gudanxian drama, Lily drama, everything, and all of them are popular →_→It has been established for just a year and a half, and Yu Yuyu is also very popular. He has only acted in one radio drama, and he acted in a high-cold shou, which is called domineering shou by fans. up.

Child orders are not fried eggs: hook up, busy, order.

Then, without waiting for Yu Yuyu to reply, he forked out the chat box. He was listening to the radio drama Yu Yuyu played with. Yu Yuyu's voice was soft and thin.Jian Dan suddenly thought of him saying to himself in this tone: Daddy, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!! Thinking about it, Jian Dan shuddered.

The author has something to say: Well, cough cough cough, this is the first time I write Danmei, I hope you will tolerate and support

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☆、"Three Fried Eggs" (Part [-])

Jian Dan has a younger sister and a younger brother. The younger sister is now studying in the United States, while the younger brother was brought home by her mother when Jian Dan was 16 years old.

The younger brother is called Ji Fengyu, and he is 16 years old now.He was the son of Jane's mother's best friend. Unfortunately, Ji Fengyu passed away in a car accident when he was 13 years old. Every time Jane's mother talked about Ji's father and Ji's mother, she always choked up, mixed with sadness.

"Xiaoyu is very strong. He said he would study hard and repay me. Do you think I adopted him because of repayment? I just want him to be well, and then run his parents' company. After all, it is their hard work "

Jian Dan actually doesn't have much image of this younger brother. When Ji's mother would bring Ji Fengyu to the family gatherings when he was a child, he just felt very shy, and his deer-like eyes always flickered.Getting along at home is also very simple, there is not much common language (mainly shyness), so the way Ji Fengyu and Jian Dan get along is more like strangers.

When he first came to the house, he didn't like to talk and had low pressure.Later, I gradually got to know each other, but I still didn't talk much. Jian Dan didn't communicate with him too much because he coded every day, but occasionally when he got interested, he would make this shy boy blush.

Later, when Ji Fengyu was promoted, Jian’s mother took him to Hong Kong for more than a month during the summer vacation. When he returned home, Jian Dan was already preparing to go to City A. He just met each other in a hurry, and then Jian Dan went to work the next day. Airplane, leave home.

Jian Dan didn't know what Ji Fengyu thought about him, didn't know that Ji Fengyu always liked to secretly look at this brother who was three years older than him many years ago, and didn't know that this brother was trying so hard to get this brother to notice him.

Of course, I don't even know that Ji Fengyu set up Two-dimensional for him, just because of a Weibo post he posted: I should be voice-activated!It is more sensitive to people with good voices.

My voice should be good, Ji Fengyu thought.

I just want to get closer to you. You don't need to like me, but can you let a corner of your heart belong to me.

He tried to publish his cover songs on the original website, and then accumulated popularity, met friends, got in touch with radio dramas, established his own club, and finally became a great god that everyone knows: Yuyuyu

He reads every novel by Jian Dan, buys it when it comes out, and uses the trumpet "Cats don't eat fish" to grab the sofa every day, but Jian Dan still doesn't notice him.

It's okay, Ji Fengyu thought, I'll wait for you to notice me(*︶*)

During the seven-day National Day holiday, Jian Dan returned home in City D. The boy on the sofa looked a little cramped, with curly hair, fair face, slender legs slightly bent, and slender hands on his legs, as if he was watching TV seriously. But out of the corner of her eye, she lingered on Jian Dan who was changing shoes.

"Aren't you going to help me with my luggage? Just welcome your brother like this." Jian Dan put his shoes in the shoe cabinet, then smiled and looked at Ji Fengyu who was on the sofa.

"Oh, put it back in the room?" He reacted and hurried to get the luggage.Passing by the corner of the sofa, he stumbled and fell straight on Jian Dan.

Jian Dan was stunned for a moment, but still pulled him into her arms and hugged her stupid brother's waist tightly: "It's only been a month since I saw you, and you've learned how to be stupid! Huh?"

The tone was smiling, and the last "um" tone was slightly raised, Ji Fengyu's ears were burning, and Jian Dan's nose was filled with the faint mint smell.

"Missing brother?" Jian Dan's palms were slightly hot, and his waist was too thin, so it was really nice to hold it!He felt Ji Fengyu trembling slightly, so he reached out to rub his natural curls and asked.

So much so that when Jane's parents and mother came back, they saw such a harmonious and loving picture: "Oh, keep going, we didn't see anything." Jane's mother looked at the two people who quickly bounced away with malicious intentions.

"Mom, don't make trouble." Jian Dan handed the luggage to Ji Fengyu, and then stepped forward to hug Ji's father and Ji's mother.

And Ji Fengyu quickly rushed into Jian Dan's room with his luggage, he patted his hot face, calmed his beating heart, and looked at Jian Dan's luggage in a daze, "Brother, I've always missed you "

Jian Dan won't be able to stay for long when he comes back this time, so Jian's mother tried her best to cook delicious food for him, and she nicknamed it: "The canteen of the university is not as delicious as my chef's mother, come here, son. Mom will give you more supplements"

"Tsk tsk, that's amazing. He's also a good chef. If it weren't for our fathers who are not picky eaters and have good resistance, otherwise I have been tortured by you for more than [-] years, and I would have died a long time ago." Sitting on the sofa, Jane's father said to Jane's mother skeptical, and published the only refutation of life in the past two decades.

Jane's mother was still in good shape, holding a kitchen knife and stuck it directly on Jane's father's neck: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

"Of course it's a drunken dream." After all, Jane's father is a very famous coach. He dodged Jane's mother's knife, then grabbed Jane's mother's waist, and scented one on her lips.

"Damn it, Xiaoyu is still here"

"It doesn't matter, I didn't see anything, you go ahead" Ji Fengyu is obviously not surprised by this kind of thing, relatively speaking, he still likes this kind of feeling, at least, this is the feeling of home.

"So calm? Have you watched too much?" Jian Dan was sitting next to Ji Fengyu. At this moment, he bent down slightly, and said in Ji Fengyu's ear with his unique ethereal voice, and then saw his ears turning red with satisfaction, hey, There is a cute little brother who is eager to make fun of him!

Ji Fengyu didn't speak, and when Jian Dan was going to see Jian Ma's Shiquan Dabu soup, he whispered: "The first kiss is still there."

It was for my brother.

"Huh? First kiss, it seems like mine is there too." Jian Dan blinked at Ji Fengyu, then smiled, and walked into the kitchen.

He couldn't control his heartbeat again, so he dialed Yaoyao zero quickly, what to do if it was swollen, his brain had already started to refresh the screen automatically o(≧v≦)o~~It's great.

Brother's first kiss is still there!

My first kiss is still here!

The first kiss is still here!

The kiss is still there!

Still there!

in ah!

Ah!

As a result, Ji Fengyu became more firm in his idea of ​​possessing his brother, he must make his brother fall in love with him (*︶*) or it can be said to fall in love with him.

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The author has something to say: this chapter is not very well written, of course, it is mainly to set off the next chapter, please look forward to it (*?︶?*)

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☆, "Four Fried Eggs" (in the special chapter)

It has been two days since I received the growl from Thumb, and Jian Dan finally went home, and of course he spent all his time chatting with Jian's mother, training with Jian's father, and molesting his younger brother.

When he reacted and went to log in, he hadn't been online for three days, that is, he hadn't updated for three days. With his own editor's character, Jian Dan guessed that his Weibo, WeChat, etc. had been scrolled over and over again. again.

Then, as expected:

Edit thumb man: Eggy, are you there ∩__∩

Edit thumb man: You should update it ∩__∩

Editor Thumb Guy: Great, if you don’t update for a day, you will lose followers ∩__∩

Edit Thumb Guy: Nima, I will give you a reply in 3 minutes →_→

Editor Thumb Guy: Please, please answer me 〒_〒

Editor Thumb Guy: nimamaipi, what do you mean, talk to me, don’t you want to do it anymore, I’ll send you the blade ╰_╯

Omit the countless rants of the following thumbs up

It’s just a child, not an fried egg: one meaning, stop changing, come and bite me if you don’t accept it (*︶*)

The thumb should always be next to the computer, otherwise, why would she reply immediately when Jian Dan sent a message (⊙o⊙)?

Editor's Thumb Guy: You're so successful, I'm going to promote my newly signed cutie [tsundere face]

It's a child's order, not an fried egg: walk slowly, don't send

Editor thumb man: Oh my god!You were brought up by me, my old lady went into the treasury coldly to make you popular, and you treat my old man like this, you are shameless, you are hateful, you don't like it at all. (#`')Depend on.

It’s a child’s list, not an fried egg: I really don’t understand how your language level entered the editorial circle, look at your typos =_= pigeon kiss

Editor Thumb Guy: I did it on purpose, what is Pigeon Kiss (⊙o⊙)?

It's a child's sheet, not an omelette: roll

Thumb scratched her head on the other end, what is a pigeon kiss, she repeated it several times, and then realized that pigeon kiss = roll, (#‵′) damn.

Edit thumb man: You are better than shit 〒_〒

It’s a child’s list, not an fried egg: I will update it when I return to school on National Day, please send me a Weibo notice, and there is an author’s conference in a month, please help me prepare, okay, don’t be angry, okay╭( ╯ε╰)╮

Editor Thumb Guy: You clearly know that I don’t want your gentle [shy face], okay, I promise to complete the task

Is it just a child, not an fried egg: Be good, [touch head]

Editor Thumb Guy: [Shy Face] I hate it, she is a married woman.

Why?It seems that something serious has been revealed.

After blocking the penguin, Jian Dan logged into Weibo and found that the cat doesn't eat fish and sent him a lot of private messages, all of which were missing him. , Jian Dan's attitude towards him was much gentler, and he would occasionally reply a few words.

Leaving aside his title of CV Great God, Jian Dan thinks this reader is a bit cute, of course the main reason is that the voice is more in line with his intentions.

Just after replying to the private message that cats don't eat fish, Ji Fengyu came in with his mobile phone: "Brother, your number."

It was an unfamiliar number, Jian Dan took it: "Hello?"

"Jian Dan? I'm Xia Meng, your junior high school classmate." It was a gentle girl's voice.Xia Meng?Jian Dan thought for a while, she seemed to be the literary and art committee member in the previous class.

"Well, I am" Jian Dan realized that Ji Fengyu hadn't left, but was looking at his computer screen. Jian Dan remembered that he forgot to close the chat interface for replying to cats and don't eat fish, but it's nothing, what should his younger brother do on Weibo? are not interested.

"You play on the computer, and help me turn off Weibo by the way." Jian Dan pointed to the computer, and then went out to answer the call with the mobile phone.

It's my brother's Weibo (*︶*), Ji Fengyu looked at the big V account of "Children are not fried eggs" on the interface, and then found that Jian Dan had a penguin, so he clicked on the little penguin in the lower right corner, and searched Enter your penguin number in the column to add friends.He boarded his Penguin again and agreed, looking at the words of mutual friends, Ji Fengyu expressed his satisfaction.

"Xiaoyu? I'm going to attend the class reunion tomorrow. Look at you..." Ji Fengyu, who was browsing his brother's friend list, was taken aback by him, quickly dropped his penguin number, and then lowered his head.

"What's the matter?" Looking at his brother's flustered face, Jian Dan stepped forward and patted his head again, "Or can you go with me tomorrow? Huh?"

He really regarded himself as a child, Ji Fengyu thought depressingly, the air pressure dropped again in an instant, he was obviously already 16, and he already had his ID card! !

"Going?" Jian Dan asked again.

"Go, of course."

What does junior high school classmates mean?Jian Dan didn't think it was friendship, it was more like "comparison"

At around six o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Dan took Ji Fengyu to the "Yuanlai" bar, and Xia Meng said that he had booked a private room here.But the younger brother doesn't seem to be used to places like bars, his complexion has always been bad, and Jian Dan always feels that the atmosphere is a bit frighteningly oppressive standing beside him.

As soon as I walked to the bar, a girl in a pink dress came over: "Is that Jian Dan?" The girl was dressed in fashion, with pretty makeup and a perfect smile. Jian Dan noticed that she was holding a delicate LV in her hand bags.

"Xia Meng, right? I'm Jian Dan, and this is my younger brother." Xia Meng seemed to have noticed the indifferent but unusually delicate face of the young man beside him, and his thin and slightly pursed lips, which was perfect.

"My brother is so cute." Having said that, Xia Meng has already sized up Jian Dan. At the age of 18, he already has a height of 183. He is wearing a simple white shirt and jeans, fully showing his slender figure and a little too long legs, of course, how could he lack a heaven-defying appearance and abstinence temperament?

Ji Fengyu has always preferred Jian Dan's taste, and Jian Dan's dress has always been more casual, whether it is a T-shirt or a shirt, trousers or denim casual pants, not showing the collarbone and only reaching the ankle is Jian Dan's standard.Ji Fengyu couldn't help thinking about the aura of abstinence permeating his whole body. He wanted to see the confused expression on his brother's face. Then, tonight, he not only saw it, but also tasted it. Not only did he taste it, but he also left it behind. marked.

Ji Fengyu said that he hated his brother's junior high school classmates very much, forcibly pouring alcohol on his brother, and even touching his hands, especially that Xia Meng, who hugged his brother's arm and refused to let it go, and pressed his chest on it.Does she think she has big boobs?It's either a pad or silicone, my brother is very angry, and the consequences are serious! ! !

Jian Dan said that he was very helpless. Not many people came to the class reunion this time. Some of them were studying and did not go home. The others looked familiar but could not be called by name. He kept pouring him alcohol forcibly, and Jian Dan had the capacity to drink in one glass. After drinking two glasses, a mess of people appeared in his eyes. He tried to search for his younger brother with a little consciousness, but to no avail. .After being down a few more cups, Jian Dan became confused.

Ji Fengyu went to the bathroom and came back to find that Jian Dan was already drunk, lying on the table and pretending to be dead, while Xia Meng who was beside him kept trying to pull him up to drink. "Brother is drunk, let's go back first." Ji Fengyu helped Jian Dan who was lying on the table to get up, ready to go out, "No, how long has it been, and Jian Dan didn't say he was leaving!" Xia Meng tried to block them with her legs way.

"You guys got my brother drunk, I didn't seem to settle accounts with you?" Ji Fengyu stepped over, left a word, and took his drunken brother home.

When he was drunk, he became restless, Ji Fengyu supported Jian Dan and almost moved back step by step. "Xiao Yu!" Jian Dan's snort blew into his ears, and his drunken voice was hoarse, as if he was acting like a spoiled child.

"Huh? Brother." Ji Fengyu stopped and turned his head to look at him, only to realize that it was just a mumbling from him, so beautiful!Ji Fengyu thought about whether he could take advantage of it or not!I want to kiss, but I am afraid that my brother will wake up suddenly.

So, Ji Fengyu kissed, yes, he kissed boldly.

Jian Dan's lips were slightly cool with the smell of wine, Ji Fengyu boldly pecked a few times, took a light bite, and then boldly pried open his teeth to attack the city.In the end, he kissed him with unsatisfactory intent, and let go.

Jian Dan didn't wake up, but her breathing was already unstable, her face was flushed, and her lips were slightly swollen.

Back home, Jian's parents and mother were on a business trip, Ji Fengyu helped Jian Dan to the bed, then took off his shoes, and put him under the covers.Looking at his brother who was gradually sleeping, Ji Fengyu suddenly had a bad idea. He kicked off his shoes, straddled Jian Dan, and unbuttoned the shirt he had been trying to unbutton.

Brother's collarbone is very beautiful, or it can be said to be very sexy, Ji Fengyu couldn't help but lightly yun pink hickey on his brother's collarbone.Tian's Adam's apple was tied again, and then Ji Fengyu noticed that Jian Dan hummed softly twice.

Is it a sensitive place?He tried to increase the weight, but as expected, the elder brother gasped a little, and hummed a few more times.

Then when Jian Dan put his own mark on his brother, he found that his brother's eyes were opened, with that kind of blurry eyes, beautiful eyes full of affection, moist and watery, and then Ji Fengyu found that he was ashamed of Shi Geng.

Of course Jian Dan didn't wake up, he was very fuzzy, he only knew that he was a little uncomfortable, his chest was numb and itchy, when he opened his eyes, he saw only a mist of water, as if someone rubbed the corner of his lips, Jian Dan instinctively He stuck out his tongue and licked Tian's lips, and then found that someone was fighting for air in his mouth. Jian became angry, he struggled slightly, and then turned from passive to active, and counterattacked impolitely. Finally, under this offensive, he I was fainted by the kiss ╯▂╰

"Brother, you are mine and only mine"

"Brother, I like you, or you can say, I love you"

Before fainting, I heard these two sentences.

Ji Fengyu felt helpless looking at his brother who had passed out, but he resigned himself to buttoning up Jian Dan, covered the quilt, and went to the toilet to solve it by himself.

The author has something to say: No one will read it, but it’s okay, I will finish it (*?︶?*)

☆, "Five Fried Eggs" (Part Two)

After waking up from a hangover, my head hurts. Jian Dan, who was awakened by urination, rubbed her temples and walked into the toilet. She really couldn't drink alcohol or anything else.

"Brother, is he awake?" Jian Dan heard the prestige, her younger brother was brushing his teeth, and the snow-white foam covered his mouth.

"Well, I have a headache, I need to go to the toilet." After finishing speaking, he walked to the toilet and pulled the zipper to release the water.

Ji Fengyu looked at Jian Dan's place with wide eyes Σ(°△°|||)︴

amazing...

I am completely incomparable, if I am the one with my brother, wouldn't I die in pain?Thinking about it, Ji Fengyu felt the chrysanthemum hurt ╯▂╰

Qiaodu sack, did I put myself in some strange setting (⊙o⊙)?

After washing his hands in the toilet and looking in the mirror, Jian Dan noticed why his mouth was so swollen, and then turned his head to look at his younger brother who was washing his face. Why is his brother's mouth so swollen (⊙o⊙)?

Author: That is your masterpiece! ! !

"What's wrong?" Ji Fengyu saw that his brother was looking at his mouth, so he looked in the mirror, and then he realized why his and his brother's mouths became so swollen?Oops!How to explain this?Could it be that he was in heat last night and gnawed his brother?Or my brother was hungry and swollen my mouth like jelly?Ahhh X﹏X, when did my thoughts still look so dirty-_-///

"This, brother..."

"Have you been bitten by a mosquito? There are a lot of mosquitoes in October, but why do they bite so hard? Damn mosquitoes." Before he finished speaking, Jian Dan had already started talking to himself, and then rubbed his head against Ji Fengyu with his thumb. lips, "Do you want to disinfect? ​​Mosquitoes are quite dirty!!"

Brother, your thinking is jumping too fast, I can't keep up with the rhythm, and the mosquito that bit me is you! !

"No need, I brushed my teeth just now and they are already clean." And brother!Don't touch my mouth, I'm afraid I'll be in love﹋o﹋

"Oh, that's right." Jian Dan turned his head and squeezed toothpaste to brush his teeth, and found that his collarbone was a little red, what is it?Did the mosquitoes still suck my blood?Jian Dan unbuttoned it, and found out in horror that his chest was densely covered with red ╰_╯

"Why is it so red? Mosquitoes don't suck blood and come up to my chest. I remember I was wearing pajamas last night..."

"..." Ji Fengyu's face was full of black lines, I sucked it... I remember my brother moaned (﹃) saliva last night, thinking about it, I remembered, last night my brother's blurred eyes and hooked eyes people's obsequiousness.Ji Fengyu's stomach tightened, it's not good!Xiaoyu seems to be showing signs of rising (⊙x⊙;)

Jian Dan took off his shirt in disgust, then pushed his brother out, "I want to take a shower, you go out."

The clothes peeled off one by one, Jian Dan turned on the pompadour to adjust the temperature of the water, and when the water flowed down his skin, a sentence suddenly skipped in Jian Dan's mind:

"Brother, you are mine, you can only be mine"

This sentence seemed to be said by someone in his ear, Jian Dan felt a little hot in his ears.

After staying at home for another day, Jian Dan was about to go back to school. The night before his departure, Ji Fengyu insisted on coming over to sleep with him with his pillow in his arms. Seeing his cute younger brother lying on the door frame with his pillow in his arms, Jian Dan moved to the side of the bed. Move, and then make room for him.

"I sleep restlessly." Jian Dan said to Ji Fengyu, "When you sleep with me, you must be ready to be robbed of the quilt and roll out of bed at any time!"

Ji Fengyu nodded, and then hugged his brother tightly, "In this way, I shouldn't fall!"

"elder brother?"

"Ok?"

"Does brother have a favorite girl?"

"No, I don't like girls!"

"Is there any boy you like?"

"Yes, I have!"

"Who is it?" Ji Fengyu was a little nervous

"you"

"Really, really?" Aww, my heart felt like it was about to jump out! (*︶*)

"You are my brother, of course I like you."

"Pa" Ji Fengyu's heartbreaking voice, have you ever felt happy because of someone's words, and then his next words made you instantly feel like a basin of cold water poured down from the top of your head, from head to toe?

Ji Fengyu felt this way now, he turned over and pointed his butt at Jian Dan.

"What are you doing!" Jian Dan looked at his movements amusedly, then stretched out her arms to wrap her arms around her younger brother's waist, and pulled him into her arms. "If you sleep like this, I probably won't kick you down."

Ji Fengyu felt that his heart had revived. He put his hands on his brother's waist, felt the beating of his heart, and then closed his eyes.

A few minutes later, Ji Fengyu opened his eyes, and his brother seemed to have fallen asleep, breathing steadily.Ji Fengyu moved his feet and entangled with his brother's legs, and then, (*︶*) was so happy that he and his brother were already together!

Nesting in his brother's arms, hugging his narrow waist, smelling the fragrance of his body and listening to his heartbeat, Ji Fengyu began to think wildly.

He thought of the first time he met his brother, his smile, and his stupidity.

My brother has never been in a relationship, my brother is a foodie, my brother is in the late stage with difficult choices, my brother likes ancient songs, my brother does not eat eggs but loves fish.

My brother never dries his hair after washing because he is lazy.

My brother only wears clothes made of cotton, because his skin is fragile due to his allergic constitution.

My brother never washes the dishes because he always drops them because of his handicap.

My brother likes people with nice voices, because he is tone deaf.

My brother has a slight facial paralysis and a sullen physique, because he has a little social anxiety and a long brain reflex arc.

Don't reason with your brother, because even if it's his fault, he will argue with you red-faced, talk about hype, and bet you speechless.

There is also the big taboo of my brother, you can't lie to him, because if you lie to him once, he will never choose to believe it again.

Ji Fengyu has liked his brother for four years, entered Two-dimensional for him, and founded a club for him, just thinking that his brother is the master of Two-dimensional, so, is it possible that he can be a part of his novels and dramas, and can stand side by side with him, Able to become the "Official CP of Kid's Order——Yuyuyu" in Two-dimensional

A slightly cool object was brushed against the edge of his mouth. It turned out that his brother accidentally rubbed it when he was shrinking down.Ji Fengyu paused, and when he found that his brother hadn't woken up, he boldly lowered his head and touched his brother's lips.

Kiss, grind, bite, suck, then pry open to conquer the city.

"Huh?" Jian Dan panted lightly, then subconsciously responded to Ji Fengyu, getting closer to him, and tightening the hands around his waist.

"Brother is so sensitive, but it would be great if you were sober." Ji Fengyu increased his strength, and felt satisfied that his brother was out of breath!

The next day, an exclamation in the toilet broke the silence: "Why is my mouth swollen again!!! The mosquitoes are so rampant, if I catch them, see if I don't blow his asshole!"

Ji Fengyu, who was still asleep, shuddered, and then found that his brother in the dream took out a mace from his back and stabbed it into his chrysanthemum!

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☆、"Six Fried Eggs"

Just six days passed quickly. When seeing off at the station, Ji Fengyu pretended to be relaxed and waved to his brother. Only he knew the reluctance and nostalgia in his heart.

The car was very boring, Jian Dan took out a book he brought with him, and after reading a page, he fell asleep.There is no way, the densely packed tadpoles in the book gave Jian Tan a headache.

Sitting next to Jian Dan is a girl, who should be very lively, chatting with her mobile phone all the time, uttering some special two-dimensional words.

"Let me tell you, I will definitely go back to the reader's meeting next month after the fried egg, please ask Liu Ming to adjust the matter of Mian Ji to the same day, just in time we are going to block the fried egg..."

Jian Dan sneezed, the fried egg in the girl's mouth couldn't be him-_-///

"There's a handsome guy sitting next to me!" When Lin Ruya turned her head, she realized that there was a boy in a black coat sitting next to her. At this moment, she covered half of her face with a copy of "Crazy English" and fell asleep.She unconsciously lowered her voice, "I'm asleep, it's really good to see!"

"I don't dare to say hello, let's talk about it when he wakes up. By the way, during the three months since I went to D City for training, has the freshman come to the handsome guy?"

Not knowing what the other party said, Lin Ruya suddenly laughed out loud: "Keep it for me, I want to soak"

"By the way" the girl's voice became serious: "Let's find Pandanda to get the authorization first, our club should also accept new dramas! Recently, the president just had time to check, and haven't we listened to the president's supporting drama for a long time? "

"Tonight, I'm going to privately crack the fried egg, I don't believe I sold the bean sprouts, and the boss didn't present the authorization with both hands."

"Ahem..." Jian Dan was choked, he opened his eyes and looked at this brazen girl, then raised the corners of his lips, right?I'll wait for your shot, no matter if you act coquettishly or roll around on the floor, I won't give it to you! ! !

The girl hung up the phone after making a fuss for a while, and Jian Dan also fell asleep with the stop and go of the train.

"Handsome guy? Can you let me go?" Lin Ruya lightly touched Jian Dan's hand.There is no way, the handsome guy's legs are too long, and the seat is too narrow, she needs the handsome guy to get up before she can go out by herself.

Jian Dan threw the book on the small table, then got up, and after the girl got up and walked away, he noticed the girl's computer on the small table. At this time, the computer was opening a document. The girl seemed to be counting something, and the title was impressive. yes

"Annual Drama Statistical Table of Suifeng Qingyin Association"

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