[Tianxia 3] I haven't won since I broke up with the ladder

Lying on the bed and thinking about it, I suspect that this fishhook must be fucking intentional, Xiaobai is not so stupid, what?Leveling?Do you rest assured to find such a power leveling that can fall into the gutter at any time?I've been played around so much, why don't I get popular and slap him?No matter who takes the initiative to become popular, they will fall into the trap of "He hit me first!" "Obviously you laughed at me first!" "Obviously you!" You see! He admitted it!" In the farce of elementary school students like this, don't deny that there must have been such a dialogue between you and the enemy. I am a high-end troll who has a reputation for dignity and dignity, and I can't be so embarrassing. What’s more, on Thursday, when I was half-blooded and planned to prescribe a big poison, but was sent home by a night wolf who had never seen it before, I clicked on his hero as soon as possible. After looking at his big attack hits and heavy hits, I could only silently close the webpage and choose to ask for blessings.My little Bingxin has no way to kill him. After reading all the hero lists, only Soul Sword Xiaogu can fight against Puyu. If Xiaogu refuses to change numbers to play with me in tomorrow's power battle, I will abduct him young married woman.

When it comes to power wars, you have to mention hostility. Since you mentioned hostility, you have to talk about the coal boss. In fact, the coal boss is not called the coal boss. The coal boss is called Ling Chi. It can disgust a group of people. The reason why he has this idea of ​​revenge against society and has been hostile to us for so many years is all because of Zhuang Yule.Things have to be traced back to the time when the level was 75. At that time, Zhuang Yule was still a little winged sprite. Entering a wild group, the little Tianji in the group couldn't hold back the boss and wiped out the group several times, Zhuang Yule became impatient and said, "Let me do it."

Xiao Tianji said: "I can't even carry it, can you?"

Zhuang Yule said, "No, I'll take your surname."

Xiao Tianji said: "Then you come."

After reading the book in 10 minutes, Zhuang Yule just smiled at Xiao Tianji, and the beam was inexplicably formed, and that little Tianji was the coal boss.From now on, the coal boss has been against Zhuang Yule everywhere, and he can't get through everything. It took five or six years to pinch him. Now the coal boss doesn't talk about bossing. I wanted to compare myself with Zhuang Yule, but unfortunately Zhuang Yule changed to the full-strength injury route after the 75th set came out. The coal boss also tasted the sweetness of moving bosses. The surrounding piles became more and more perverted, but it was still useless. Zhuang Yu Le a disintegration volume still exploded, making his Shandandan bloom red and bright.The hatred of the three rivers and the four seas every day, probably only the death of one of them can solve it.The people around me come and go, and our two forces have always stood firm in the S server, fighting each other and showing our true feelings and true love. One day, if the coal boss stops playing or turns away, Lele will be very happy boring.

The coal boss didn't really start out by digging coal, his temper is very irritable, and he will go around the world counting one, two, three, or else it's a salute to brush up on you bunch of dead monsters, stinking and stupid, a typical one who has no culture, quality, and cultivation Nouveau riche, that's why we call him the coal boss. Is there a greasy man with a big neck and a thick belly that is better than an old sow in everyone's mind?I thought so too at the beginning. I never expected that Boss Coal was not only evil and mad, but also well-dressed. I looked at the photos stolen by 007 and nodded, um, mine.I suggested to Zhuang Yule: "Why don't you let me infiltrate the power of the coal boss and take on the heavy responsibility of 007?"

Zhuang Yule said: "Don't waste your energy, the coal boss and the secretary are fine."

I said, "Yeah, I'm going to drive them apart."

007 said: "The two of them are still living together, are you going to play doublefly?"

I said, "It's not impossible."

007 said: "Sister Zhixin, the coal boss likes fox spirits, so don't join in the fun with little pandas like you."

I said, "How do you know that a little panda can't beat a vixen?"

007 said: "Otherwise, why are you still single?"

Then I stabbed him to death, and I stood on his corpse and said, "No, no matter how I look at it, the little secretary doesn't look like a vixen."

The little secretary is an old friend of the coal boss, and his name is Zhendu, who is Yunlu.He gives people the impression that he is very noble. I have never seen him speak on the regional or Tianxia Channel. No matter how the hostility teases him, he turns a blind eye. One time I listened to the YY recording of the hostility. Even his voice is cold and emotionless. He is completely different from the coal boss. I don't know how they got along.

I asked: "Do you have a photo of the little secretary?"

007 said: "No, the coal boss watched him very closely, let alone the photos, the coal boss would get angry if he said a word to us."

Then I found Yuan Xiaocao, gave her a set of Li Huo Jing and said, "Do me a favor."

Yuan Xiaocao said: "Sister Zhixin, tell me whatever you want."

I said, "Help me get a picture of poison."

She said, "Okay." Half an hour later, she sent me the photo, and I took a closer look, oh my mom, this one with the bright eyebrows is really a little vixen... Well, it's mine.

I also want to try the life of the coal boss who is a secretary when I have something to do, and the secretary who has nothing to do. I said to Yu Yule: "Lele, I still want to be 007 under the influence of the coal boss."

He said: "You are a sex-forgotten thing! Can you come back after you go?! Don't go!"

Of course, I didn’t make it in the end. Yu Yule told the coal boss directly that I wanted to grab his secretary and told him to be more careful in accepting people in the future. The coal boss went crazy and chased me every day. I thought that Puyu was specially hired by him to kill me, but it turned out that I was overthinking. The guy brought a machine gun and fired indiscriminately when he saw hostiles in the non-safe area.

After tonight, I became more and more curious about that fishhook, where did he come from, why did he come to the S server, did he have any weaknesses, did he have any romantic debts, he really couldn't beat it, could he use it to create public opinion pressure A way to break his psychological defense and let him get out early?

I usually sleep until noon on weekends, but this Saturday I woke up very early. I found Yuan Xiaocao as soon as I played the game, and traded her a set of daily diamonds. I said, "Help me investigate someone."

Yuan Xiaocao returned Rizuan to me and said, "If it's brother Puyu, then forget it. I've tried my best, and I really can't find anything else."

I traded the daily diamonds to her again: "I know you can do it."

She also gave me 100 daily diamonds and said, "Okay, since it's sister Zhixin's business, I'll give you a [-]% discount."

I said, "You still have a little conscience."

Half an hour later, Yuan Xiaocao returned home without a word, and returned 50 diamonds to me without saying a word. Her big grass spirit squatted there with her back to me, looked up at the sky, and remained silent for 5 minutes, saying, "...it's a man."

I said, "Can you stop talking nonsense?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "It's not easy to find out about this... I have a friend who is in the L server and gave birth today."

I said, "So? Are you going to deliver the baby?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "I even asked a pregnant woman who was expecting to give birth. Last year, when Brother Puyu was in the L server, this little friend stayed with him for a while in the same faction and sold him some Taiyin. No, I When I called her, her amniotic fluid had just broken, so she scolded me."

My stomach twitched, and I couldn't help but applaud and said in admiration, "You're fighting too...then what did she say?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "I'm 100% sure it's a man. He's very low-key and doesn't talk too much. He's free from all kinds of verbal battles. His sense of existence depends entirely on smashing and opening the box. The black hole of power warfare can't find the north at all. It's not his own death." He didn’t arrive until all the enemies were gone, but he was still running on the road.”

I thought of Puyu's ugly appearance last night, and smiled unkindly: "Did the power master kick him?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "No, his operation is quite slick, of course not when he was told to go to Suzaku but he ran to Xuanwu and encountered a group of people being chased and intercepted."

I rolled my eyes, that kind of equipment needs to be operated with wool, just close your eyes and wear 123 tired birds and night wolves.I said, "Do you think this information is useful to me?"

Yuan Xiaocao said, "Then what do you want to know?"

I kicked her: "It's time for you to take off the signboard of the intelligence network for asking for half an hour. Don't you think the direction of your market positioning service is very problematic? What have you been asking for all these years? Who cares about men when they listen to gossip? Did the master eat or drink and was not scolded by the powerful master? The masses only care about whether he has cheated on him, cheated on him, sought out mistresses, messed with his apprentices, and messed with men and women. Is there such content?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "Really not."

I didn't really believe it, so I confirmed it again: "Where's the ambiguous partner?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "Let's not talk about flirting, I don't even have a friend, let alone a friend, I don't even have a power leveling team, I'm a dungeon gang, and I do the tasks by myself."

I said, "Oh, let me go, is this person too lacking in love?"

Yuan Xiaocao said: "I think so, let's not talk about not being able to find him any material, what can we do if we do find it? Which boss doesn't have some romantic debts? Who cares when the computer is turned off?"

I said: "It makes sense, you set up a stall, I'm leaving."

Yuan Xiaocao said: "Sister Zhixin wants to visit me again~"

I smiled coldly, bought two watermelon seedlings, flew to the depression on the right side of Soul Valley to plant them, unblocked and looked around, and nodded with satisfaction, this location is safe and hidden, one step back is the forbidden land, no Some people are so full that they come here to make money or steal melons. It’s really a good coordinate to hang up and grow melons without worry.I hung up and watched two episodes of animations. Anyway, I was idle. I dug out the hero list of Uncooked Jade. I didn’t study his equipment carefully after I was scared by his attributes last time, but I can’t see this kind of boss standard configuration What kind of flower came out, I glanced roughly, and finally fixed my eyes on the clothes. He was equipped with only the words engraved on the clothes: love is not heavy and does not give birth to mother-in-law, and the pure land cannot be seen without reading.

I can't help but admire, wow!Good Zen and good artistic conception!

It's a pity that I can't understand it.

I sat down and thought about what Yuan Xiaocao said just now. This is probably the same as "smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women". Will the more he kills the coal boss, the more ruthless he will be?Should I seize this opportunity and try to treat him like a spring breeze while he just came here before he gets to know the coal boss well, to warm his lonely heart with no friends or power leveling, and to be a happy father on weekends? If you want to live a loveless life like a wild team, then he won't always say hello to me and say hello to me, right?If I treat him like my sweetheart, brother uncut jade is as good as brother uncut jade, and brother uncut jade takes me and loves me, is it possible for him to turn his back on the dark and turn to the light and become a shemale stepping on his back for health care?

Fuck, it's kind of disgusting...

I suddenly thought of Lao Cao, and it made me sick to my stomach.

Thinking of Lao Cao, I tremble all over. I can't do this kind of thing. I love Wujiang so much and play a ball game?I closed the webpage and switched back to the game, and then I trembled again... Puyu was pointing his full drill mortar at my head.

I quickly got up and took a step back and asked, "What are you doing?"

"You're right here," he said.

Damn, he shouldn't get up early in the morning and look for the enemy to see the blood sacrifice bow, and he found it here, how free he is!

"What's wrong?" I hurriedly took another step back and asked myself the pulse, watching his every move nervously, ready to adjust my breath at any time.

He took a step forward and said, "My melon is ripe. I remember it was planted near the valley, but I couldn't find it after searching for a long time, and then I saw you. Can you recognize the coordinates?"

I said, "This...is Soul Valley."

He said, "Yes, I found it all the way from the valley."

I just hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah laughed at the computer table.I rubbed my face to calm down, and said, "Brother Puyu, do you need my help?"

He said, "Huh? Is there a replacement or did I recognize the wrong person?"

I said: "Huh?"

"You weren't like that last night," he said.

I was about to scold someone, and then I remembered the smart transvestite’s plan of how to deal with hostile forces just now. I held back and said, “Brother Puyu, do you still want to find your melon? Tell me the coordinates, okay? ~"

Fuck, it's really disgusting!

He reported the coordinates. I looked up and asked in disbelief: "Brother, are you sure your melons are grown in Soul Valley?"

"It seems so," he said.

I said, "Did you not wake up at the time? The coordinates are clearly on the opposite mountain!"

He said, "Are you sure?"

I said, "Nonsense, I often grow melons opposite."

He rubbed the dirt on his horse and said, "Okay."

I said, "You're welcome."

"I didn't intend to thank you," he said.

Fuck!This silly beep, you don't eat a toast and eat a fine wine!He was just about to take off, and I said, "Brother Puyu, don't bother to fly there, there is a shortcut behind me, you can teleport directly to the opposite side~"

He said, "Okay." He came over with a fire wheel, and then I laughed at him and turned into a green smoke. He was teleported back to the sect's residence hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

In the end... I laughed too much and accidentally pressed the S key. When I recovered from the laugh, I could only look at myself who was also teleported back to the sect resident with a blank expression. In the pool of Bingxintang, there is a delicate and silly flower that is wet when it is dew, and its stem is blowing in the wind.

Boom~ The system prompts that your watermelon is ripe.Holding my forehead, I mounted my horse and prepared to leave.

thump!Team application, Jade in the rough invites you to join the team.I wiped away my tears and accepted the application.

He asked: "How did I teleport back to the sect's resident?"

I gritted my teeth and said, "That's a bug, it's been fixed, you see, I was also sent back."

He said, "Yeah."

I thought I was going to collect melons anyway, so why not use the spirit of being a smart ladyboy to treat enemies well, and I said, "Do you still want to harvest melons, and I will take you there?"

He said, "Okay, the Soul Valley Divine Stone is waiting for you."

I got off the sacred stone, waited for 5 minutes and didn't see anyone else coming. I clicked on the map and looked, I couldn't hold back anymore, and cursed: "Why the hell are you going to Xingtian Valley?!"

He said, "It went off track."

Off track?You've crossed the map!

He finally teleported to Soul Valley, full of resentment, I took him to the left mountain to collect the melons, and then flew to the right to collect my own melons, and I really didn’t want to see him after that, I said: “Then I Withdrew."

He said, "Are you happy to meet each other on the weekend?"

I am so happy to meet your mother!I said: "I'm doing a sect task, goodbye!" After I finished speaking, I left the team and ran away.

Ding!The secret language of jade in the rough, he said, thank you.

"...Silly beep."