One Hundred and Eight Types of Newspaper Office

"Young girl! Did you drop the golden elixir or the silver elixir, or uh huh?" River God belched.

"You ate it all up, how can I give a speech! Eight grids and roads."Queen Mother Xi complained.How can I speak a foreign language!Don't block my foul language!

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The river god looked at him strangely and lifted into the air! "Oh, what's wrong with me!"

Chang'e, who was slow at that time and fast at that time, immediately moved away from the Queen Mother of the West in fright.

Hou Yi looked at it strangely and picked up the black pill box. On the box was written: Traveling to the moon and the ball is gone forever.

Chang'e prevented Hou Yi from taking the elixir, so she snatched the elixir and ate it.

Then Chang'e flew to the moon crying, and the river god turned into a rabbit!Since Queen Mother of the West couldn't make the elixir brewed by herself, Chang'e asked the river god rabbit to make it for her.

The Queen Mother of the West and Hou Yi live a happy life!

I went home after eating their happy noodles, so I didn't show my face at all.

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