One Hundred Ways to Kill Slag Gong [Quick Transmigration]

Bai Jun walked out of the small courtyard in a daze, shivering from the cold, pulled his thick coat, the academy was empty, everyone had gone home early for the New Year, Bai Jun seemed to be a little slow, this time will be in a hurry After packing up, carrying a book basket and luggage, I rented a bullock cart and went to Baijia Village.

There was a layer of snow on the ground, and the ox cart was driving slowly. The driver of the cart was from Zhaojia Village. Seeing that Bai Jun was cold in the cart, he started talking when he had nothing to do, "It's really cold, this time It would be great if you drink broth. I still remember that in June this year, Mr. Zhang set up a flowing water banquet in your village for three days. Haha, now that I think about it, I can still think about it! This meal can be remembered for a lifetime, the chef hired is good, and the ingredients are sufficient. Everyone can eat for three days with a mouthful of auspicious words. Mr. Zhang is kind and loves children, You talk about Brother Zhang’s appearance, why is his life so good, he has a good father, and now he has a good husband, eh, he really wants to do more good deeds and accumulate virtue..."

Bai Jun looked at the driver driving the coach with his frozen face, his eyes moved, but he didn't say anything.

When he arrived at Baijia Village, Bai Jun looked at his dilapidated house. There was a pot of charcoal fire, and there was no heat at all. When his mother saw him coming back, she muttered, "Why did you come back? It's cold? How's your reading going?" ? There is no rush to leave after the exam next year..."

"Get some broth for the kid first." Father Bai said.

Bai Amu hurried to scoop up the broth. The family was poor, but no matter how poor they were, they still had to buy meat for the new year.

Holding the broth, Bai Jun looked at the empty house and the chipped bowl in his hand. As soon as his eyes became hot, he gulped down the broth. No matter what the price was, he must succeed and trample the Zhang family. on the soles of the feet.

The next day, Bai Jun wore a padded jacket and rode an ox cart to the town. Aunt Bai was worried, and Bai Jun said impatiently, "I'll go to the yard to get some books, and I don't have much meat at home. Buy some, and leave me alone."

Eunuch De was cooking mutton hot pot in the small courtyard. When he heard the knock on the door, he stopped with his chopsticks and asked Xiao Yuanzi to open the door with a smile.Tsk, save his time.

"Hey, look at our family's petite liver, Xiaoyuanzi, go and get the bowls and chopsticks, come here, our family has only eaten a few bites, come together." Eunuch De entertained.

Touching Bai Jun's hand this time, Bai Jun didn't dodge any more.Eunuch De was delighted, and asked Xiao Yuanzi to fetch the wine from his collection, and the two of them shared a glass with each other, and it quickly became hot.

Eunuch De was also a pretty little eunuch when he was young. At that time, he didn't understand anything, because he was good-looking, he was chosen to serve beside the sixth prince, who is now the emperor's younger brother, Prince Yi who passed away early.At that time, the sixth prince liked male sex, but he didn't dare to let the queen mother know, so he picked a beautiful and handsome eunuch to vent his anger.

The rootless father-in-law was teased, and slowly felt the fun in an alternative way.But the sixth prince was appointed prince and left the palace. There were eunuchs in the palace. Eunuch De suppressed the fire in his heart when he was still young, and then he climbed up step by step. The other eunuchs raised women outside and ate with the maids. Only the father-in-law likes a man who is gentle and handsome, and after raising him, he calls him a foster son.

As long as the eunuchs who are close to Eunuch De know that Eunuch De loves this, Xiao Yuanzi is no exception. Seeing Eunuch De help Bai Jun to walk into the room and silently clean up the dishes and stove, I thought to myself, I didn’t expect Such a noble scholar is like this!

Taking advantage of the strength of alcohol to kill Father-in-law, Bai Jun's stomach twitched in nausea, but he endured it.

Satisfied, Eunuch De touched a piece of jade pendant with shaking hands and handed it to Bai Jun, "Take this, and when you arrive in Beijing, go to Fumin Lane No. Father will definitely help you." He took another 12 taels of silver, "Take this as pocket money, you have a good New Year, our family is waiting for you in Beijing."

Bai Jun held back his vomiting, nodded, put on his clothes and went out of the small courtyard. As soon as he went out, he crouched in the corner of the wall and vomited until the sky was dark.

It was late that day, and Bai Jun took care of the carriage and brought a load of new year's goods back home. Aunt Bai was relieved to see his son came back safely, and he didn't ask one or two questions, why did he buy so many things?Where does the money come from?Wait, I saw my son fell asleep, in the dark.

Bai Amu looked at the meat and fish on the ground, and smiled happily, "We, Jun'er, are capable."

The Bai family had a good year, just after the fifteenth day, Bai Jun went to Beijing with his luggage on his back.

At the end of February, Zhang Rong's birthday.Zhang Amu prepared a table of good food for his son, and Zhang's father wrapped a red envelope for his son. That day, Zhang Rong was dressed like a monster. Hair, clothes are also bright red embroidered with butterflies, trousers are black but embroidered with dark red flowers.

Zhang Rong was about to take off his clothes, Ah Fu was so anxious that he was about to cry, "Master, don't dare, this is what Brother Jiji should wear, and Xiu'er, is your hot water ready? Master, don't move!" clean face..."

Then Zhang Rong opened his face like a pig. It was the first time he enjoyed this thing. He was shivering in pain and screaming. When it was done, his skin became whiter and brighter, and his pores disappeared, but Zhang Rongfa was happy.

Chang Yi touched Zhang Rong's face and said affirmatively, "Slippery."

Ah Fu added, "Master, the night before your big wedding, you will ask the old lady to open your whole body."

Zhang Rong was so frightened that his legs tightened, and he asked Chang Yi pitifully, "Ah Chang, can I not open my whole body? It really hurts!"

Chang Yi has no integrity when he meets Zhang Rong, "No, even if you are covered in hair, I will love you too."

The filthy Zhang Rong smiled softly, the picture in his brain was almost like a small train, filthy and filthy non-stop.

The two of them are sweet and sweet here, and Zhang's family is too busy. They will move to Zhang's mansion after Zhang Rong's birthday, and the dowry for marriage, whether it is prepared by the general's mansion or rewarded by the emperor, goes to the town every day. La, there is also the courtesy of matchmakers to exchange posts, try on new clothes and dresses, etc.

The Zhang family didn't have enough hands, so the housekeeper bought another batch and was too busy.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the Zhang Mansion is getting more and more lively.

In mid-April, the General's Mansion in the capital was very lively. Chang Yi was riding a tall horse with a big red flower on his chest. He was not stupid at all, and he smiled happily, making him even more handsome.

Standing in the crowd, Bai Jun looked at Chang Yi, who was praised by the people around him. In the near future, he would also parade across the street to let the people in the capital know that the new champion was Bai Jun.

The township examination has been over for half a month, and the results will come out in a few days. Bai Jun is full of confidence. When a man gets married, what a big deal such a person can become in the future!

Because it is a married couple, Chang Yi took his dowry team to Qiuhe Town in a mighty way. The emperor's favor, Concubine Jia also came out of the palace on this day and went to Qiuhe Town to be a witness. It took less than an hour, but this was the first time Concubine Jia went home in 13 years.

In the sedan chair, Zhang Rou'er's eyes were red, and she pressed the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief. Ever since she learned that the first-class prince Chang Yi had entered her family and married her younger brother, Zhang Rou'er knew that all her favors today came from General Chang.

The sun was over, the firecrackers rang in front of Zhang's mansion, and the thunderbolt was very lively, and the little eunuch ran past the door, "The empress Jiafei will arrive in half an hour, let's go first."

The eunuchs in the palace who presided over the wedding had already handed over the rules, and now they all waited quietly for the meeting. After a quarter of an hour, they saw the bright yellow soft sedan chair, and a mighty group of palace servants and eunuchs followed the two side.

The eunuch arrived first and sang a kneel, and everyone knelt down to pay their respects.

Concubine Jia just stepped out of the sedan chair, and everyone lowered their heads, not daring to witness the majesty's demeanor.When Concubine Jia saw her father, mother, and younger brother who got married today kneeling in front of her, she couldn't stop crying, and said softly, "Father, mother, and younger brother, get up quickly."

The whole family just got up, seeing the empress's face, their eyes were red for a moment, the eunuch whispered: "The empress will talk inside first." There are so many people outside, how can anyone see the empress's face?

A group of Hulala arranged for Concubine Jia, Zhang Rong happily waited at the door to pick up his 'bridal wife'!

After another half a moment, a sentence came from the front, "Grandpa Chang is here——"

With the sound of firecrackers and thunderbolts, there were already women and girls spreading happy candy and copper coins at the gate of Zhang's mansion, and it was very lively for a while.Zhang Rong raised his neck, and saw his family Ah Chang from a distance. He was very handsome today, drooling.

For Chang Yi to marry, Zhang Rong must personally lower the red silk to Chang Yi, owe Chang Yi off the horse, and from the gate to the worship hall, Zhang Rong will walk half a body faster than Chang Yi along the way, which means that you are the brother of the bride. Son-in-law, you have to be half as short as your brother in everything, and you will listen to your brother in the future.

Zhang Rong didn't care about this rule, and made Chang Yi look like an idiot, so he quickly approached Chang Yi.

The guests around looked at it and laughed. Looking at the looks of the two, those who didn't know thought Zhang's brother was a man!Chang Yi's friends and subordinates all came, and when they saw it, they were surprised. They didn't expect that their jade-faced iron general would suffer like this today. Seeing that brother is so anxious...

Concubine Jia sat on the throne, and the eunuchs sang court poems, and then the three worships were held.

Because the elder brother is also a man, and he is married again, after the salute, no one went into the bridal chamber and sat blankly. The two of them changed their clothes and they were able to entertain guests.Concubine Jia drank a glass of wedding wine toasted by the newcomers. She had already gone to the backyard to talk to Mother Zhang and Father Zhang. After a while, Zhang Rong came along with Chang Yi.

"Sister." Zhang Rong called out.

Concubine Jia's eyes turned red all of a sudden, tears rolled down her face, "Rong Rong has grown so big."

"Sister, don't cry, our family will get better and better in the future, and we will have more opportunities to meet each other in the future, don't cry." It may be that they are related by blood. Seeing Concubine Jia crying, Zhang Rong felt very sad.

Different from Zhang Rong's rough and thick eyebrows and big eyes, Zhang Rou'er looks like Zhang Amu, especially her eyes are pitiful with raindrops and pear blossoms. She has a bit of luxurious makeup, and she is a bit bright and charming, but she is unconventional. She is really a beauty.

Chang Yi stepped forward, bowed, and respectfully called Sister, Concubine Jia's eyelashes were still stained with tears, "Okay, okay, from now on, Rongrong and parents will be taken care of by you. If there is any inconvenience, everything at home will be entrusted to you."

"Sister, don't worry, Chang Yi will definitely protect our family." Chang Yi said firmly.

Before saying a few words, the eunuch beside Concubine Jia reminded Concubine Jia that the time was up and she had to go back to the palace, otherwise she would not be able to go back to the gate of the palace.

The keys to the palace gate were released at seven o'clock in the evening, and it was less than two o'clock at this time. Zhang Rou'er was sitting in a sedan chair, and the large troops naturally walked slowly. It was probably past five o'clock when they arrived at the palace gate, so the first thing to do when they went back Just go to the two palaces to give thanks, and that's the end.

So the time was really rushing, and Zhang Rou'er also knew that the family was in tears as they sent Concubine Jia to the sedan chair...

The banquet lasted until five o'clock in the evening, and Chang Yi's brother was going to have a bridal chamber. Although Chang Yi's subordinates also wanted to watch, but because of Chang Yi's usual military might, they could only agree with him.

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother sent the guests home, and they didn't care about the young people's affairs.It takes more than an hour to walk around Zhang's mansion with just legs. The couple live in the main courtyard, and they have all the functions.Zhang's father and Zhang's mother chose a beautiful and quiet yard, suitable for their age, to rest and maintain their health.

A group of people will go to the courtyard of the new house laughing and laughing.

"Having a bridal chamber? The two of us are so boring, why don't we play together?" Zhang Rong said hehehe.

This idiot's expression frightened all the aristocrats from the capital. You must know that those who can play with Chang Yi are all well-educated. Having said that, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

One of the burly men asked curiously: "Sister-in-law, how do you play?"

"Is there any brother among you?" Zhang Rong saw if there was any, "It's easy to handle." He smiled shamelessly and sinisterly, and Chang Yi beside him laughed.

Zhang Rong raised his eyebrows, "What do I and our family Ah Chang do, what do you two do as a pair, how about it? Let's see who dares!"

The aristocrats looked at each other, and looked at the men around each other with a look of disgust. If you want him to kiss me and me to a man, he might as well die! ! !

"It seems that my sister-in-law thinks that we disturb the wedding night in the bridal chamber, it's over, let's withdraw!" said one of the men with a fan.

Everyone nodded.

"Xiu'er, Ah Fu, you take a few young masters back to the yard to rest. They are all friends of Ah Chang. You must stay for a few more days." Zhang Rong sent them off with a smile.

Hearing this, the man who had just started said cheerfully, "Naturally." Then he raised his head and saw a tall and strong man, who was listening to the younger brother calling him Xiu'er. The man looked stunned, this is a brother Son? !It's really the same as 'sister-in-law'.

When everyone left cleanly, Zhang Rong smiled, and the undressing method was quickly completed.

"A Chang, I can finally enjoy the night life!!"

Chang Yi's face was reddish, and his body was out of control.

System: In automatic standby, adults are too dirty to play, and babies are still young, they will grow needles!