One Hundred Ways to Kill Slag Gong [Quick Transmigration]

As long as Zhang Rong thinks about having a baby, Zhang Rong's blood will hurt!While taking a bath, Zhang Rong shamelessly studied the structure of this body for the first time, and finally spread his hands. He answered with the experience of touching the flesh of a man for hundreds of years. This body is really no different from a man!

So the question is, where is the child born from?

Zhang Rong vaguely had an answer, but he didn't dare to think deeply, he felt that the chrysanthemum was about to loosen.

The next day, Zhang Rong stared at her closet and once again sighed that the original owner was a little goblin who didn't mean it. Look at the floral wide-leg pants in this closet. Do you still have the nerve to call yourself a man? ! !

Zhang Rong feels that he almost feels that he is not a man anymore, this world is really scary, he wants to go back, otherwise the three views will be shattered into pieces!

System: [Accept the punishment of thousands of arrows and chrysanthemums, this world will automatically close, may the host accept the punishment? 】

Zhang Rong knelt down and quickly denied it, [Just kidding, don't be so serious, please? 】Comparing in my heart, is it hurting like a thousand arrows?Or is it painful to have a baby?

In the end, it dawned on him that he had neither enjoyed the Ten Thousand Arrow Piercing Chrysanthemum nor had a child, so there was no way to compare it.

Now in May, the weather is getting hotter, and the thick shirts have been replaced. It is suitable for Zhang Rong's age. They are all three-quarter wide-sleeved short shirts, short waist jackets, and wide-leg trousers. , plus a pair of cloth shoes, with a little chirp on his head, like a little Taoist priest.

Brother from a wealthy family in the town, needless to say, the clothes are made of high-quality materials. The three-quarter sleeves of the wide shirt need to be embroidered with flowers. The most thoughtful thing is to pinch the waist and make the waist thin. Exquisite flowers, grass, fish and birds, etc., wide-leg trousers can also be selected in softer and brighter colors, such as light yellow and light pink, and the cloth shoes under the feet are embroidered.

Zhang Rong has the above-mentioned equipment for the younger brother of the wealthy family, and Zhang Rong also has the equipment that others don't have.

This is all prepared by a good father and mother who love him. This kind of love cannot be enjoyed by others!

"Heavy love!" Zhang Rong said poorly. After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, he finally found a pair of black wide-leg pants. With a light blue gown.

Zhang Rongrong is thicker than children of the same age. A 14-year-old child is already 1.7 meters five, with a big frame, and slightly rounded when he eats well. Dressed like this, he looks like a fool.Zhang Rong's only comfort is that he can grow to 1.8 meters in this life!

That scumbag of Bai Jun is not as tall as him, hahahahahahaha!

There are more than a dozen villages near Qiuhe Town, and they usually go to the market to buy in Qiuhe Town. The Zhang family has fields in several nearby villages, which they lease to villagers and collect food or money every year.

Zhang Rongrong is the little overlord of the children in every village. Other rich brothers are learning how to embroider female red, but he is the only one who runs around all over the ground. Everyone in the town knew that the Zhang family was rich, but no one came to propose marriage because they thought Zhang Rongrong was ugly.

Looking at himself in the mirror, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he looks masculine, he doesn't understand the aesthetics of this world!Zhang Rongrong pursed her lips, bared her white teeth, and smiled. The little white-faced and handsome scum likes thin and thin girls or brothers. How can it be okay to chase him at this time?

The 14-year-old boy is still innocent.

Zhang Rong ran to the small living room to have breakfast, and Mama took a look at him, "What's wrong with wearing this? It's not too hot!"

"Father, mother." Zhang Rong called out with a smile, and sat on the stool to eat breakfast.

Zhang's father is a rough man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, Zhang Rongrong looks like his father, and Zhang's father loves his son very much.

"Eat slowly, I heard from your mother that if you want to play in the water, dad will build a pool in the backyard of our house, and you can play in it alone." Father Zhang said cheerfully.

In Zhang Rong's world, he has enjoyed the love of his parents, and his father is very embarrassing.

"Father, don't spend that money, I don't want to play anymore, I want to play in the village today." Zhang Rong imitated the 14-year-old boy acting like a baby in his memory.

Aunt Zhang spoke first, and reproached, "Take Ah Fu and Ah Gui, but you are not allowed to play in the river with the children."

"Your mother has spoken, so you are obedient, take someone with you, and come back early in the afternoon." Father Zhang added.

Zhang Rong flattered her parents a few times to make her parents happy, and ate another big steamed bun before she was full.Zhang Rong, who was belatedly aware of it, was surprised by her large appetite and comforted herself that it would be 1.8 meters long, so it doesn't matter if it is round now.

Afu and Agui are two years older than Zhang Rong, and they are the housekeeper's twin sons. One is clever and the other is honest and honest.

The elder brother A Fu is a smart brother, and the younger brother A Gui is honestly a man.

Ah Gui harnessed the ox cart, Ah Fu prepared mung bean soup, dry food, and some copper coins, and went to the countryside to eat some farm meals at noon.Zhang Rong was sitting on the bullock cart, dangling his legs, Ah Fu saw that the young master was relatively silent today, so he also sat beside him in a daze.

"Master, he is a student of Qingshan Academy!" Ah Fu exclaimed while sitting on the scooter, his eyes filled with envy.

Zhang Rong looked over following the sound, and saw five students dressed as scholars in green shirts, slowly passing by their bullock carts, one of them glanced at Zhang Rong, covered his mouth and smiled, with a mocking smile , and whispered to the taller person beside him, "See? Rich Zhang's brother, he's so stupid, I've never seen such a stupid brother..."

The voice of the other party was very low, with sarcasm, as if he was superior to others, even if Mr. Zhang's family is rich, he is still an uneducated local rich man.

The student next to him squinted at Zhang Rong and smiled lowly, "I thought I was a servant if you didn't tell me."

Several people laughed together.

With sensitive five senses, Zhang Rong heard every word in his ears, but Ah Fu didn't hear it, and was still envious, "Master, the one who looked back at you just now was Bai Xiucai, the youngest scholar in Baijia Village, maybe he fell in love with you—" —”

"Ah Fu." Zhang Rong interrupted Ah Fu's words, "Don't talk about it in the future, I think that Bai Xiucai's mean face is not good enough for me."

Ah Fu's jaw almost dropped in shock, what's wrong, young master?

The first time we met, Zhang Rong sized him up with his eyes that were about to turn into X-rays to identify scumbags. Bai Jun looked like a golden phoenix in the backcountry like this, but the possibility of miscellaneous chickens in the mountain nest was much higher than that of phoenixes. This person is among a bunch of people who are either old, ugly or short, and Bai Jun is exceptionally outstanding, like a phoenix, but in fact he is just a chicken.

All the way out of the city gate, Ah Gui asked which village to visit, but Zhang Rong didn't pay attention. He saw a wooden hairpin pinned to Ah Fu's head, pulled it off, turned around on the car board, and finally pointed the hairpin to the south, " What village is to the south?"

"Baijiacun and Zhaojiacun." Agui scratched his head, "Which one is the young master going to?"

"You go first." Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang, where are you?Where do I go to touch you?

The people on the official road outside the town can't walk, they can only walk on the small road that the people built or stepped on by themselves. It's cool outside in May, but the road is uneven and bumpy. Zhang Rong feels dizzy and nauseated after sitting for a while. , quickly got out of the car and walked beside the bullock cart, so scared that Agui and Afu all got down and walked with them.

Zhang Rong saw it, and knew that it was not enough to say it. In this day and age, domestic slaves were born to serve their masters. The Zhang family usually had no big rules, but the class between masters and slaves was still there.Zhang Rong didn't sit, but walked, and the two of them dared not take the bullock cart by themselves.

After walking for a while, Zhang Rong's legs became sore and he felt much better, so he called Ah Fu and Ah Gui to get into the car.

The three of them stopped and went, and when they reached the fork, Agui asked again, "Where are we going, young master?"

Zhang Rong pointed casually, "Go here!"

"Zhaojia Village!" Ah Fu looked at the road and said with a smile on the side, "Master, you have never been to Zhaojia Village, and there is our farm here, and there is a small hill behind it, which is full of little rabbits and pheasants. I can meet a little fox, there are sour fruits planted on both sides of the village, and now the trees are blooming sour fruits, you like to eat them the most, and I will ask my brother to pick them for the young master..."

When the three of them arrived at the entrance of the village, it was already almost noon, and the smoke from the chimneys of every household was wafting from the chimneys, and there was a faint fragrance, which made the three of them very hungry.Agui smiled, "Master, sit down!"

With a sound of driving, the cow let go of its hooves and ran away. At this moment, Zhang Rong didn't feel that he was jolting. There was no food in his stomach and he wanted to eat.

Ah Guishu went to the village head's house and reported his identity, "Uncle, excuse me, we want to borrow a meal." Ah Fu stepped forward and gave [-] copper coins, and it was only [-] if he ate at the stall outside. copper plate.

The village head refused, "Since he is Mr. Zhang's young son, the money cannot be collected. Mr. Zhang is kind-hearted, and the rent is [-]% less. This meal can be managed by an old man."

Zhang Rong shook his head and said with a smile: "Uncle, you are welcome, you take this money, the three of us can eat well, otherwise the three of us would not dare to eat here."

Farmers, who spend the whole day in the sun, Zhang Rong saw that the village chief's face was almost in his fifties and sixties. He was tanned and his face was wrinkled and furrowed. It was really hard to take advantage of such a meal, especially because he had a big appetite.

The village head took the copper plate with a grunt, and asked his wife to add scrambled eggs.

The eggs laid by free-range chickens were yellow and fragrant, and they were paired with small wild onions from the farm. As soon as they came out of the pot, they stabbed twice, and the smell of onions came out.

Looking at the tablemates again, the two youngest grandsons of the village chief's family were drooling, and the son was swallowing, Zhang Rong felt balanced.

The food is here.Everyone moved their chopsticks.

Zhang Rong was so hungry that he didn't hesitate to pick up an egg with chopsticks and a mouthful of yellow-faced soft steamed buns. He squinted his eyes because it was so delicious!

The village head's wife is also a brother, she was a little awkward sitting next to her, she put chopsticks and pickles for the little grandson, and the little grandson whispered, "Eggy."

The village chief called out to Da Niu in a low voice, with dignity in his words, and the village chief's daughter-in-law hugged the little grandson, coaxing in a low voice: "The dishes are delicious."

Zhang Rong was stunned, and immediately understood that the egg was his and A Fu and A Gui didn't serve it with chopsticks.

The younger grandson held his mouth shut but didn't drop the peas, while the older grandson held the bowl and didn't dare to speak, but just moved his nose to smell the aroma.A little embarrassed for a while, he swallowed what was in his mouth, picked up the egg bowl, and poured some into the children's bowls, "I can't eat so much."

He picked up chopsticks for Ah Gui and Ah Fu again, and as for the adults, Zhang Rong didn't bother, wouldn't it be disrespectful to adults if he took care of them!

The village chief was embarrassed, but he didn't know what to say, and the only sound left was the sound of eating.

After Zhang Rong finished eating, "Thank you Uncle and Ah Mu, let's go first." Ah Mu is what this world calls a brother who is married and has children, similar to Aunt.

After leaving the village chief’s house, the wheat turns yellow in May, and when the wind blows, there are wheat waves. Going down the mountain, walking back with a bag full of sour fruits.

Zhang Rong sat on the bullock cart and gnawed on the sour fruit. The more he gnawed, the more he felt sad. Every world is looking for Da Zhuang by himself, Da Zhuang, why didn't you take the initiative to appear in front of me!

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