The audience under the stage made me laugh

The two young men were very kind, and when they saw Ranunculus clearing their throats, they eagerly handed over a brocade bag full of...gold? ! !Young Master Ranunculus said that his hands trembled badly when he saw it clearly, but in order to maintain the image of a big showman, he could only reluctantly smooth the upward curve of the corners of his mouth: "By the way, how do you guys... know my real name?" He asked When he said this, he laughed a little stiffly, and there was some cold sweat on his forehead.

The two people looked at each other with strange and unpredictable eyes, and then the brat said, "Well, we really can't talk about it, or you will think there is something wrong with our heads." He smiled and looked at the naughty girl. , "But we will meet again in the future, just, I hope you will be merciful! Don't go to study medicine!"

Ransi felt strange: How did this kid know that he wanted to study medicine?

After making jokes for Sanliang, Ransi said goodbye, and before leaving, he put a few gold ingots on the table --- together with the lion-headed corpse.

There was still a simple wooden door outside.Ransi opened the door and went out, but saw a guy he didn't face.

"Hello Mr. Ranunculus!" The man's face was blue and gray, his cheeks were swollen, like a toad thirsty for water.He was wearing a velvet mandarin jacket that had been washed white, which made his hands and feet even shorter.

"Wu Neng?" Ransi frowned imperceptibly, and then Shu Kailai put on a festive smile, "Why is Brother Wu here today? This place is very sinister, don't cut your body How precious!"

Wu Neng pointed to him, then pointed to the door behind him, and said, "I was looking for this door, but who knew that I just saw Mr. Ranunculus. Why, it's also a chance?"

Looking for a door?opportunity?

Ransi smiled: "What opportunity? Could there be some treasure here?" His forehead began to sweat again in the winter.

Wu Neng glanced at him suspiciously: "Then what are you doing here?"

"I'm unlucky, I didn't get to sing Yang opera, so I went to Liezi Street to look for someone who can take me back to sing Bai opera, otherwise I'm going to starve to death." Ransi now I really feel that the gold in my pocket is a hot potato.

The "incompetent" old man believed his nonsense for the time being, and walked past him to the door.Ransi then turned around and followed him to look over, but didn't want to see two new lion heads on the simple wooden door!It is still full of oil and shine, and the shape is simple and exquisite.

Buttercup four:? ? ?my money!

Seeing the other party grabbing the doorknob, Ransi let out a sigh of relief, but Wu Neng couldn't even pull the door open a few times, nor could he break the lock.

"Come and try?" Wu Neng looked back at Ransi.

Young Master Ranunculus was sweating profusely, what else could he do at this time other than to bite the bullet?

All of a sudden, without pulling, the lock did not fall off.

After a while, I still didn't pull it, and the lock didn't fall off.

Three times...

"Okay, don't pull it!" Without a second thought, Brother Ang interrupted his next move.His expression was a little bored, but also a little happy.

Ranunculus felt relieved for no reason, but he heard the toad □ suddenly become kindly asking: "Recently, business is not going well. I heard people say that the old god who lives here can take chances, but I didn’t expect that I couldn’t even get in the door. But, who knows that I’ve met you who are also worried. You see, I’ve come here all the time, and I can’t leave empty-handed. Why don’t Mr. Ranunculus come to my place? Think about it by the way What about my last proposal?"

Ransi sneered in his heart.

This old guy's house is a whoring house, and there are all kinds of whoring clients, including high officials and small people, who can't touch him for a while, so it's really a different kind of business that dares to accept him now.But what this accepts him for is unknown.

After all, this man doesn't taboo on meat and vegetables, as long as men and women can attract business, he will do it.When he was just showing his talents, this old guy once approached him and asked him if he wanted to come to him to find a big shot, and he will be on the rise from now on.He was arrogant at the time and beat him up.After that, he practiced harder and harder, and finally became popular with "Yutangchun", so the old man never looked for him again.

Unexpectedly, Feng Shui turns.Today, the status is reversed, this guy is thinking about making money, but he forgot about the time he was beaten, and brought it up again.

Although Ransi was smiling, his tone was cold and stiff: "Brother Wu, I don't want to sell myself."

The old man's face was thicker than the city wall, as if he couldn't see the coldness behind Ranunculus's four faces, and he said foul words: "I know, I know, how can Mr. Ranunculus go under someone else's body and get it for others, right? I'm dead too It turned out that I dared to mention this matter to you again only when I was determined."

Ransi's phoenix eyes were calm and unwavering, just watching what other stupid things the other party could say.

"Hey, I'm thinking that Young Master Ranunculus has no place to go now, why not go to my place to sing, you know that I not only do that kind of business, but also do some bright things on weekdays. We... Mutual benefits, relying on Ranunculus Your prestige, my lord, will definitely lead to better business for me! Of course, the price will never be low."

There is no gain for nothing in this world, Ransi mocked shamelessly in his heart, and asked, "Conditions."

Sure enough, the tomb thief surnamed Wu laughed: "Young Master Ranunculus is so forthright and easy to speak! There are conditions, but they are simple." He touched his cheeks and said with a smile, "You can't sing Shengdanjing, You can only sing ugly."

Seeing that Ranunculus did not make a sound, he said slowly, "I heard that Mr. Ranunculus, you have traveled all over the streets and alleys around you for your livelihood. You also said that in order to beg for food, you ran to this kind of land where evil and life are lost, and asked for a white actor to sing, so my request should not be considered too much, and I am not forcing you to be a prostitute, nor is it a job If you don't pay me, you have no reason to refuse me, right?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah.This Wu □□ asked innocently, carefully calculated every sentence, and seemed to be thinking of him everywhere, but actually recruited for himself---mostly because of the rumors leaked from the theater, thanks to that young master Qu.This Wu □□ is probably the first bird who came to him looking for something.

Unfortunately, very unfortunately.

But Wu Neng was right, he was indeed short of money and wanted to beg for food.Although the cloth bag containing gold is still in his pocket, how he uses it has become a problem.Such a ostentatious and rare thing, if you throw it a few catties casually, it will be strange if people don't pay attention to you.

Therefore, this bag of gold must not be moved unless it is in danger of life or death.

So he said: "That's for sure! Brother Wu is always thinking about my younger brother, which really alarms my younger brother, but I am lucky to have someone who treats me as well as my elder brother!" Isn't the beautiful words easy to come by?

"What are you panicking about? I'm sure no one will bully you when you stay with me in the future. There will be wine, meat, clothes, and opera singing. You can eat delicious food!" Wu Neng's cheeks became more bulging, as if he had finished a business deal worth tens of millions of dollars. He became more and more like a toad about to belch when he was full of gas, and he patted Ranunculus' shoulders with his frog hand, "Go, go to my place and have a look, it's no worse than your troupe's place. If you get angry, just live with me directly." It’s convenient to go there…”

"That's not enough, haha," Ransi resisted the urge to saw his arm and grinned as usual, "I'm used to living in an opera troupe, and I still know the house, and I can't sleep well if I change places. If I don't sleep well, I won't be able to sing well. , wouldn’t that just be a nuisance to Angkor? Or should I run a few more steps every day and get up early to exercise my body and nourish my spirit.”

The old guy immediately shut up when he heard that the business would suffer, and changed another way of saying it. He lamented and lamented his pity over and over again, and praised him again and again, saying that the two of them would surely make a lot of money working together If the bowl is full, it can also increase his status. When the surname Qu can't help him, he will go back to sing Tsing Yi, saying that it is only an expedient measure now, and now we should hide our strengths and bide our time, try our best to endure hardships, and endure hardships to be the best for others. people.

Ranunculus was taught patiently.I sat at Wu Neng's place for a while, looked at the environment and found that it was not bad, at least the facilities were complete.After testing again and again that the other party had no other intentions, he was slightly relieved, said goodbye to Wu □□, and returned to the place of residence.

Immediately afterwards, I went to Wu Neng's place to sing buffoons on time, and the days passed by little by little, and no one found fault.He is "two-faced and three-faced, exquisite in all aspects". If he is said to be noble, he can nod and bow, and if he is said to be slick, he will openly contradict the big boss.There is a reason for trusting in one thing, but you can't trust everything. It is always a habit to bend his straight spine anyway.Besides, this "incompetent" brother also does what he says, and pays wages on a daily basis, which is not bad. It is rare to be honest and honest.This made Ransi suspicious, taking the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, should it be called a crime?

Ranunculus didn't think so.It was not in vain that he had been on guard for nearly half a year, and when he had to go back to Huoxiang City as a buffoon again, Thorny came to the door, breaking Mr. Ranunculus's long and quiet life, and he was convinced that Ranunculus Fourth, this person has bad luck. It is an indisputable fact that "when a person sits at home, misfortune comes from heaven".

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