The audience under the stage made me laugh

Two cities to the south are still eating pickled melons, but it's already late autumn here.The north is no better than the south, and the cold winter comes quickly, and the cold wave blows up the small town like it doesn't want silver dollars.

There was no one to be seen on the street, but a row of alleys was bustling with activity.

The stage was beautifully set up, and one could see the generosity of the troupe master: red silk satin, light gauze and silk hanging things in the distance, a red blanket was thrown on the ground, and a red curtain head was lifted on the pole.Look at the voice of the man who didn't show his face, but babbling and babbling, and the spectators in the audience clapped their hands to invite him.Seeing that the red cloth is pulled away, one can see the icy muscles and bones pressing the water sleeves, it is full of people's voices, singing and dancing.

Look at the musician beating the gong fiercely, the corners of his brows raised, the spectators stopped breathing and suddenly widened their eyes------

The visitor was startled and anxious: "When I came to the Metropolitan Procuratorate, I raised my eyes and watched. The swordsmen and axes on both sides made me tremble with fear. It's like a comparison..."

Zhang Gongdao wondered: "What is the comparison?"

"It's like when a sheep enters the tiger's mouth, it will go and never return." Su San covered her face with tears, speaking softly.

Zhang Gongyan: "Going this time, my lord will punish you with death."

"What do you say?"

"Let's live with you."

"It's work."

Look at the gavel hammering heavily, and the court battles are majestic.The crisp and loud sound made the lady's heart skip a beat.

Zhang Gongdao stepped forward and said, "Bring the criminal woman."

You see that official has a high hat on his head, and his black gauze is dignified. He said that he has a beard, but he is also handsome. Listen to him say:

"Why doesn't the prisoner look up?"

Su Niangzi said lightly: "If you are guilty, you dare not raise your head."

Lord Wang frowned and greeted the conversation: "Forgive your innocence, raise your head."

"Thank you, my lord." Su Niangzi's eyes were full of tears, her cheeks were red with bitterness, and she yelled softly, as if complaining about all kinds of grievances.

The musician Xipi shook the board and got off in a hurry, seeing the lover Mr. Wang left the case and stood up.It is said that it is silent but it is better to have words, and the siblings are chestnut to Jiaowa.

This court raises its eyes to observe --- Mr. Wang couldn't help but be fascinated for a moment... It turns out that Su San is coming!

The people in the audience were full of praise, and they rushed to the world with enthusiasm.With tears in his eyes, he told God that it is fair, that lovers will be together in the end.Ladies covered their expressions with tears dripping from their corners.This reunion, the song is not moving.

Ecstasy na ecstasy, Su San's face was full of tears.When the adult drank it, everyone lowered their heads.The adults discussed, and the locks and shackles were broken in court.

When someone came to ask questions, it was the adults who asked loudly:

"Only the case of Su Sanyi, please interrogate your lord, you must forgive me a little bit."

In the end, the two met again after years, embracing and weeping.That lady has long since lost her virginity and beauty, but the lord is still attached to her.

Xipi rocked again suddenly, and the lady said goodbye in a choked voice: "The king's laws are merciless." Seeing her stepping up to ask a few words of confidance, and seeing whether he knew it or not, "Yutangchun is like a stamen in a flower."

Master Wang choked with sobs: "How does the young master compare?"

Laughing and tearing softly, "My lord," he said after a pause, "My lord is like a bee picking flowers. I think the flowers bloomed so luxuriantly at the beginning, and they flew here and there to pick the little flower hearts of my servants. Until now, the flowers have not bloomed. ,

The slave didn't see Saburo either. "

Another Duan Guan, the lover confessed his heart.The lady told the girl's words, and the scene was as beautiful as it was back then.

The feeling of weeping with joy drowned in the eyes and ears of the spectators, and the applause was deafening.But seeing the character playing Su San salute, and then together with the "Master Wang", Shi Shiran retreated behind the scenes.There were endless applause outside the scene, but the one who called the most was his personal name, saying:

Ranunculus Tsing Yi.

Tsing Yi belongs to Danjiao, which is a female singer.Su San and Mrs. Su in the "Yutang Spring" just now are the dan of this song.There is no written statement that female roles must be sung by women, but this Tsing Yi is a real man.

After entering the curtain, a circle of people came up, asking for warmth and handing over the bottle.Ersan's face was still pink and white, and the corner line was half drawn and ran over, looking funny.It was only after being laughed at that he realized it, hurriedly greeted Ransi and ran away covering his face.

After escaping greetings, Ransi ran to the back room --- the theater troupe didn't borrow someone else's place, this house was bought by the troupe owner.

He made a lot of money for the class master.How come there are many ways?About two or three mansions can be bought in Xiangcheng.So the place where he lives has excellent geomantic omen, even better than that of the head teacher.The house has a large space and few objects, so the popularity is thin. When you open the door and enter, you will suspect that there is no one living inside.

The costume and phoenix coronet hadn't had time to take off yet, and they were dragging heavily on her body.After the clothes are untied, they have to be ironed and hung up flat, and it takes a long time to get them down.This matter could have been done by someone else, after all, Yun Qingyi is the pillar of the troupe, he is popular all over Hong Kong, no matter how he works, he can't be talked about.But Yun Qingyi has a strange temper. People say that he only looks like a living person on the stage. After a play, he goes straight to his room after a few words to deal with it. The man was desperate.People only think that these talents are somewhat eccentric, but in their cognition, every genius must have one or two points of difference.

Although everyone in and out of the industry praises him all the time, who knows if anyone talks about him as a freak behind his back.

The door wood was hit by a stone, and after two dull and painful screams, it returned to calm, and it was unknown that it was raised by some unruly little maid in the team.Ranunculus is taking off the trimmings and red powder, his face is black and red intertwined like ghostly symbols.The extremely thin willow leaf eyebrows raised, and the eyeballs glanced at the door and ignored it.When the red makeup was almost wiped off, the stone was thrown up again persistently, making a crackling noise.

Ranunculus Tsing Yi moistened his face with water, and with a flannelette on his right shoulder, he walked towards the window while catching the water rolling down from the tip of his chin. Pushing the glass away with a "swish", I saw the bad boy holding a handful of stones in his left hand and holding a stone in his right hand ready to go.

"Silly Belle Belle [dialect: scolding idiot.], if you throw it again, I will let the worm drill your ass." Ran Qingyi raised the corner of her lips, and pulled out an unfriendly arc, until she saw the girl who was frozen in place. , covering his face and the bad boy who dared not move his head, he held back his smile, and calmed down in a cold and rigid straight line again.

The child was about twelve or thirteen years old, short in stature, with a slightly bent back. It was probably crooked when he was a child, and he couldn't straighten it later.He probably didn't eat well either, he was as thin as a yellow-skinned monkey, as if he could fly away when the wind blows.Just such a silly Belle, Belle, no matter how you look at it and describe it as a corrupt team, you can stay here purely because this guy can also play a buffoon.

For example, the original script of the exquisite "Yutangchun" just now is quite long. The class master was afraid that he would tire the famous actor and damage his voice, so he took two days to sing the song.Except for the tearful part of the spectators, the first three verses of yesterday's song also included the story of Mrs. Su being framed by the housewife.The situation in "Yutangchun" is full of twists and turns, with twists and turns. There is a saying:

The prostitute is affectionate and young, and the bustard is tricked into selling him as a concubine merchant.

Zhengfang was jealous of the poisonous Sanniang, who wrongly harmed her husband and the thief sued.

The wronged woman went to the hall with tears in her eyes, who would have known that the Yamen was Qingqing.

The feudal chief, the standard chief, assisted in the interrogation, and his daughter was put on the bridal sedan chair to avenge the wrong.

This buffoon is more like a matchmaker than a matchmaker, and she is a nasty person who is annoying to laugh at. It is more interesting for spectators to watch men perform, so the theater troupe arranges more men to act ugly.Wiping the extremely exaggerated red cheeks, the wrinkled and sallow old face is like the red face of a talented boy under the palm of Guanyin Bodhisattva; the white dough sticks to the eyes and nose, like a ghost with white hair; A mole the size of a fingernail just sticks to the mouth, and bright red flowers appear on the stage.

Come on!Lively and stupidly, the spectators laughed to death, they all beat the table and rolled, sure to keep the audience on their backs.

Silly Belle, Belle didn't have a show today, so she just wandered around in the backyard.His play was over yesterday --- it was the jealous wife in reverse.Now it is very leisurely, wandering around and sneaking into Ransi's yard.

Silly boy has no father or mother, so no one will give him a surname, not to mention no one in the team wants to be a burden, so they keep calling him silly boy, silly boy.

The transition from early autumn to late autumn in Xiangcheng is swift and silent.After standing by the window for a while, the water droplets on his face became cold, and a flannel towel wiped it, leaving a whitish mark, which was painful when the wind blew.The silly boy remained silent for a long time, as if he had been frozen by the wind.Ranunculus Qingyi didn't have that kindness and carelessness, so she raised her arms and was about to close the window.The silly boy finally broke away from Mrs. Feng's curse, and ran towards Ransi.

Thanks to the fact that there were not a few steps to go or God favored the silly boy, the window got stuck when it was closed, and the wooden lattice scraped against the cement-coated window sill, making a toothache sound.

------The silly boy still broke in, and still climbed through the window.

"Are you a thief in broad daylight? Instead of going through the gate, go through the window." Ranunculus looked at the baby who was squatting on the ground patting his underwear, and his words sounded a little sarcastic.There is no other way, Mr. Ranunculus has a pretty face but a mean mouth.Unless you are talking about drama, even if you say it, you will laugh at it.

The silly boy was a child after all, and he didn't bother with this weird person at such a young age. After shaking off the ashes, he stuffed an orange from Ranunci's table into his pocket, and Ransi made a "tsk" sound when he saw it.

"If you want to close the window, you won't open the door even if I shout loudly." The child's tone was firm, and after glancing at Ransi, he touched the last apple on the table restlessly.

Ransi sneered in his heart------there was a stick hanging on the wall to prevent little thieves. Bad boys and dogs can't get rid of eating dung, and they can't get rid of the bad habit of taking sheep by hand wherever they go.The child touched the apple with his hands, but was hit by the stick and immediately retracted his tattered sleeves, covering the defense in his pocket and staring at Ransi.

The stick didn't hit his hand, but hit the apple.The skin and flesh are not broken at all, and it can be seen that [-]% of the water has been released.This is not at all likely to really hit him, just to scare him.However, this silly boy is quick-witted and quick-witted.

He didn't dare to steal it again.Ranunculus Tsing Yi felt tired when he saw him, she pinched the center of her brows and turned around to dry the cloth towel.When she came back, Silly Belle Belle stayed where she was, but there was an orange peel on the side.The last petal in my hand.It is estimated that there were not enough numbers in hand when peeling the oranges, and the oranges were pitted.

The silly boy has a great forgetfulness, and the enemy who snatched apples from him one minute is thrown to Jiuzhongtian the next.Ransi stared at the orange petal he handed over for a moment, a little stunned: "For me?"

The silly boy snorted in agreement.

"Borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is good," Ransi took the dripping orange petals and stuffed them into his mouth, "Just leave one petal for me, you are so stingy at such a young age?"

The silly boy didn't respond, he lowered his head and picked his fingers.

"The team made a half-circle here because the starving ghosts were reincarnated, so come here to enjoy an orange?" Runan Qingyi leaned back to the table and glanced at him sideways, "Get out if you have nothing to do, you have to wait later Hang up your throat, and disturb me to open your mouth again."

The child licked his lips, grinned and said, "I just walked west and came over and heard that bitch Zhou Changqing miss you."

Ransi stood on the spot silently, staring at him for a long time, seeing that he still looked foolish, suddenly felt uneasy, stepped forward two or three steps and forcefully closed the disobedient window.

"I'm so courageous, Zhou Changqing dares to scold you? Are you afraid that he will suffocate you to death in the middle of the night?" Ran Sihuan folded his arms and saw that the heartless child started to gnaw his hands again --- he probably starved to death in his previous life , I can't rest for half a minute.

The silly boy's ears were numb, and he didn't reply, but instead continued the last sentence he said: "Bitch Zhou, when I heard that you were going to the Grand Theater to sing for the young master and lady of Laoshizi, I felt unhappy, and my mouth babbled. The mother-in-law still complains, so why don't you just be a bitch. You won't tell the truth if you scold me?" He looked at Ransi suspiciously and said that he was hypocritical.

The hypocritical Ran Tsing Yi thought it was amusing, Ming scolded him for being heartless, he didn't care about this thing, he just treated it as a fart, snorted without saying a word.

"I'll bring you something to eat when I come back. It's guaranteed to be a delicacy you haven't enjoyed in eight lifetimes." Ranunculus finished talking, then raised his hand to let him go.

Silly Belle Belle didn't hold back any longer, she glanced at the red-skinned apples on the table before opening the window.Ransi pulled him down, lightly kicked him on the face, and cursed: "Look at you so poor! No wonder people say that you are born to be a thief, and instead of going to the door, you go to this dirty alley." !" After speaking, he gave him a careful slap on the forehead --- the intention was to slap him soberly, don't let him be more stupid --- "What do people say? Do you really take it seriously? Are you a beast? Your legs are broken, and the door won’t go through!”

It is rare for a child to see the mean and personable Young Master Ranunculus swearing at others, and the finger is directed at himself.The confidence that had just been cocky was sucked away in an instant, and he held his breath and took a small breath with his mouth. As a result, when Ransi wanted to open his mouth again, he hiccupped loudly at the right time, saving his life --- Mr. Ranunculus There are so many mouths and gestures that can kill people, don't make people top-heavy, and the sky is dark, they will never stop, let alone show mercy.

Ranunculus felt pain in his head again, stepped forward and stuffed the apple into the silly boy's hand, without saying a word --- he just opened the door and sent the person away, without delay.The silly boy bounced and ran away with the apple in his hands, but he didn't even give Ranan Tsing Yi a look.

Ranunculus cursed "heartless" and closed the door.