so cute

Jing Jiujiu introduces Ting Yi to Queen Tao Ying.

Tao He turned around and called Master Zhou, asking, "Is it better than you?"

Master Zhou had just finished dealing with Guan Yan and was suffering from a headache, so he immediately assumed the posture of a peerless expert: "Oh? Who can be better than me? Who introduced you?"

Tao He couldn't say Jing Jiujiu's name, so he just said tactfully: "It's a good friend of Brother Bai from our crew..."

Brother Bai?Mr. Bai?Then who else is there beside him?

Master Zhou changed his tone: "That's better than me, he must be an expert who usually doesn't go out of the mountain! You should cherish it..."

Could there be anything wrong with the young master's recommendation?

There must be nothing wrong with that!

Even Master Zhou wondered, why, did the ghost contact Tianshi for business?

But when Master Zhou thought about himself, he didn't find it strange.

Maybe it's another person who was taken under Mr. Bai's command. Mr. Bai is so powerful, he can do everything normally!

This time, Master Zhou repeatedly asked Tao He to respect him, and then he hung up the phone.

Tao He clenched the phone tightly, thinking that the other party must be amazing!

Immediately, I happily went to see Master Tingyi.

Master Tingyi used to deal with troublesome matters in metaphysics for others, and sometimes some people in the circle messed up things and asked him to finish them.

But no one talks about money.

Ting Yi himself didn't mention it.

Although he was quite famous in the circle, outside the circle, many big bosses saw that he didn't take money, and thought he was incompetent.How does Ting Yi know this?Every time someone in the metaphysics circle asks him for help, he still thinks that because of their Lingyang Mountain's reputation, everyone believes in him, so he asks for it.

This important task, naturally, should be picked up by him.

Now counting in detail, I don't know how many years I have worked for nothing.

What a generous man Tahoe was.

Inviting Ting Yi to sit down, he first poured tea with his own hands, and put some snacks he made.In her current position, she sometimes develops other hobbies.Making snacks is one of them.

"Is there an amulet that has been consecrated by the master?" Tao He asked in a low voice.

"Yes!" Ting Yi opened his pocket, took out a bunch, and tied them all with a thin red string.

Tahoe: ?

Why does this look so much like... Fifty cents from the wholesale market?

But with Master Zhou's warning before him, Tao He thought, some masters who have not been on the mountain for a long time may be like this.

Tao He hurriedly picked one out of the top carefully: "Is this okay?"

Ting Yi: "OK."

Tao He had all the money ready, and first took 20 yuan on the table: "You take it first, I will wear it for two days."

Master Ting Yi almost acted like an old man crying on the spot, but he was the abbot of the temple anyway, so he still held his posture, then nodded slightly, accepted the money, and put the remaining amulets into his cloth pocket.

As soon as this Tao He sent him away, Ting Yi immediately found Jing Jiujiu.

Jing Jiujiu was chatting with Bai Yuhuai while taking a break.

"You introduced the client to Master Tingyi?"

"Yes."

"..." Bai Yuhuai's mood was so complicated that he couldn't speak for a while.

He was a little worried at first, but Grandmaster Ting Yi stubbornly insisted on drinking Jingjiu.

That's nothing.

Ting Yi has a high reputation in the metaphysics circle.If he stood up and raised his arms, most of the people in the circle would follow in his footsteps, wanting to exorcise ghosts.

Jing Jiujiu took another biscuit from his schoolbag and handed it to Bai Yuhuai: "Do you want to eat?"

This small biscuit is a little bigger than a marshmallow.

Bai Yuhuai was too tired to earn money to support his family.

Eat bigger ones.

Bai Yuhuai's heart moved, he curled his fingertips, and then reached out to take it.

While peeling the package of biscuits, he heard Jing Jiujiu say: "I think the descendants of Tao Ying are very good. Meng Hexin took me to play games that day, and it was on the hot search. I heard Xu Sanyu say that the hot search is not good." It must be a good thing. Then Tao Yinghou said, she took me to fight."

Bai Yuhuai: "..."

Wouldn't that cause more trouble?

Tao He just divorced her wealthy husband last year, and the paparazzi and marketing accounts are all eyeing her new relationship.

Jing Jiujiu then touched an orange from the bag: "After eating the biscuits, eat this. You won't feel dry in your mouth."

Bai Yuhuai's face softened slightly, and he took the orange again.There is a feeling of being gently caressed by the tenderness of a teenager.

Jing Jiujiu: "Well, I think the descendants of Tao Ying are very good. It is unjustifiable for Master Zhou to lie to her like this. Since Master Ting Yi has real skills, it is better to introduce Master Ting Yi to her. In this way, she can finally I got what I wanted."

The corner of Bai Yuhuai's mouth twitched: "...do you know what her greatest wish is?"

Jing Jiujiu: "Huh? What?"

Bai Yuhuai: "Her ex-husband and his ex-husband's lover stood together on the tallest building in Beijing, hugged each other naked, and shouted, I'm shameless and messing around. Do you think it's possible?"

Jing Jiujiu: "...ah this."

Jing Jiujiu quickly realized: "... lover? A fraudulent marriage?"

Bai Yuhuai: "Yes."

Jing Jiujiu fell silent for a while.

Bai Yuhuai frowned, feeling deeply slipped.Does this remind him of Yu Ran and Jing Tinghua again?

"Little friend!" Master Ting Yi's voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Bai Yuhuai:?

Can really have yours.

It turned out to be a "fierce ghost", but in a blink of an eye it became a "little friend".

Jing Jiujiu turned around: "Master is back, please sit down, Master. What request did Madam Tao ask you?"

If this can't be done, you can't blame Master Tingyi for not being able to do it, right?

Ting Yi smiled, all the wrinkles on his face gathered together and turned into orange peels: "Just ask me to buy an amulet. It's only 20 in cash. There is no bargaining. I put it all in a bag and brought it back."

Bai Yuhuai: "..."

He didn't expect that no one had ever paid the court.

Bai Yuhuai still reminded: "Cash is easy to be robbed. Next time, either bring two more disciples, or let the other party send the money to your mobile phone."

Ting Yi let out a long sigh: "Among so many of my disciples, only Yin Mo is 1.8 meters [-] tall. He is so tall that he can scare people. But when he grows up, he is always difficult to handle." He took out a PHS from his pocket: "Do you think this phone can work?"

Ting Yi was still a bit embarrassed at first, but after hearing Bai Yuhuai's kind reminder, he decided not to make such an old face at all, and first humbly asked for advice.

"The one who knows how to use a mobile phone to surf the Internet is your junior brother. His mobile phone should be able to collect money. You can't." Jing Jiujiu said beside him.

Compared with Ting Yi, Jing Jiujiu felt that he already understood the technology of the 21st century very well!

So I immediately placed an order for a new smartphone and asked the church how to use it.

Bai Yuhuai: "..." He squeezed the biscuit, and couldn't swallow it.

In order to ask him for a mobile phone, Jing Jiujiu followed behind him and called "Brother Bai" several times.In a blink of an eye, you can buy online for others.

Here Jing Jiujiu is still pointing Ting Yi.

"Oh, next time you go to see a client, don't take it out, take out so much. If there are too many things, they won't be worth much, understand?"

Jing Jiujiu knew nothing about metaphysics circles, but he used to follow Yu Ran to invest in some antiques and famous paintings.

"Think about it, think about it! One of the antiques is called an orphan worth tens of millions. What are the two called? They are called worthless waste! How can people think that these things are expensive and hard-won? How dare they believe yours? What about the level of consecration?" Jing Jiujiu's lesson was exceptionally professional.

Ting Yi heard the chick pecking at the rice: "Oh oh oh."

When Yin Mo came to the set, he saw such a scene.

Ink is full of question marks.

Is this still the face of his master?

"Then these..." Ting Yi pulled out four of them, and pushed the rest to Jing Jiujiu: "Give them all to you."

Jingjiu:?

Ting Yi: "These things are really not very valuable. The younger brother said that you can buy one for fifty cents. It's just a consecration."

Jing Jiujiu: "Can you open so much in one go?"

Ting Yi: "Of course it can't be done in one go. You can consecrate one a day."

That's amazing too!

Jing Jiujiu asked them what they were doing every day.

Ting Yi was at a loss.

Yin Mo then stepped forward and said lightly: "What to do? It's nothing more than meditating, chanting scriptures, strengthening the body, reading, and practicing Zen."

This is even more boring than Jing Jiujiu's castle life!

Jing Jiujiu can also generate electricity by himself and turn on the TV.

"No wonder." Jing Jiujiu whispered.

Wouldn't it make more money if a group of monks were kept in captivity at home and consecrated every day?

Oh no.

Jing Jiujiu quickly suppressed his dangerous thoughts.

I can't be a ghost full of bad thoughts.

After hearing this, Bai Yuhuai was a little surprised.

The self-discipline of these monks is indeed one of the best in the circle of metaphysics.

...So after being poor for so many years, Jing Jiujiu was abducted with just two or three words.

Jing Jiujiu: "No wonder India and ink have to return to vulgarity."

Ink lowered his eyes.Where is it just because of this?It is more because of the instinctive choice made because the memory cannot be found.

Ting Yi blushed when he heard this, and murmured: "I'm old anyway..."

It doesn't matter whether you stick to the dunya or not, whether you care about cause and effect or not.He will never be able to reach a higher level in his life.It's nothing more than waiting for the day of death.

"I want to make more money!" Ting said.

Jing Jiujiu blinked lightly, and responded, "Yes."

Ting Yi said again: "Little friend, please let me follow you more in the future."

Jingjiu:? ? ?

No way...he was a little scared.

After Ting Yi finished speaking, he still took his tattered PHS phone that he had used for who knows how many years, called a few juniors and asked them to come over together.

After a while, there were countless bald heads on the set.

"I'm going to stay here for a few days, you guys go back to the mountain first." Ting Yi thought for a while, then turned his head to look carefully at Jing Jiujiu's appearance, "May I ask how my little friend died?"

Hearing the sound, Yin Mo frowned.

For so long, he never dared to ask Jing Jiujiu how he died.

"Dead in the castle, I don't know exactly how."

"That is very likely to become an earthbound spirit after death, but...how can my little friend follow Mr. Bai?"

Jing Jiujiu felt guilty, and wanted to say that it was because he had completed the system task!Oh, system tasks...system?When Jing Jiujiu thought about it, he seemed to have forgotten such a thing!When are you going to find it back...

Jing Jiujiu blinked, with an innocent face: "Well, I don't know, anyway, I left with him."

Ting Yi didn't ask any more questions, and just ordered: "After you go back, have you forgotten the craftsmanship of the statue? Just follow the old method and make a statue. Just follow his appearance..."

Jingjiu:? ? ?

Little monk, old monk:? ? ?

Even Yin Mo was taken aback.

Ting Yi went on to say: "After the sculpture is completed, it must not be placed in the temple. The gods and Buddhas in the temple will not nod. You just put it outside the temple. Isn't there a sign on the steps outside our temple? Just put it there. We need to build a shed to keep out the wind and rain. Put an incense burner under it."

Yin Mo frowned and asked, "What does this mean?"

Bai Yuhuai said indifferently: "I don't write my name, but I put down the incense burner. People who come to Lingyang Mountain will know that this is worthy of worship."

Ting nodded: "There is no need for many people to worship, three or two, ten or so a year, is enough. There have been examples of ghosts being worshiped since ancient times. According to legend, during the Shang and Zhou dynasties, there was a lonely ghost who ran into a dilapidated temple. There are no gods and Buddhas in the temple, but those who came to the temple to escape the disaster of war regarded it as a god and Buddha, and worshiped it every day. For this, I really got the imperial seal from the Heavenly Court and became a moderate official, so I don’t have to go into reincarnation again.”

"Heavenly Court?" Jing Jiujiu was startled.

Ting Yidao: "Nowadays there is no heaven anymore. According to legend, as early as the Ming Dynasty, when the Little Ice Age came, there were many earthquakes in the country, because the spiritual energy was collapsing. Since then, there has been no heaven above and no hell below. My friend has been kowtowed repeatedly. I can no longer be a fairy official. But the power of faith is the most powerful force in the world. Even the gods and Buddhas have to rely on them to make offerings. My little friend is worshiped every day, so it is naturally very different from the ghosts in the world. The status has been raised by one level. From then on, the trouble of becoming a ghost will be avoided, and the soul will be much more solidified."

Ting Yi said, and glanced at Jing Jiujiu's wrist: "Is this the bracelet of Guiyunmen? I've seen this one before. It's only a temporary thing to draw amulets on to solidify the soul with this thing."

He paused, and said: "In the future, my little friend may increase his strength greatly. There is no need to rely on eating ghosts to strengthen himself."

"If it is an earth-bound spirit, you can go wherever your believers are in the future. You don't have to be trapped in one place anymore."

Jing Jiujiu was stunned.

Counting it down like this, isn't there a lot of benefits to making a statue?

But come to think of it, he didn't seem to have done anything...

Yin Mo took a deep breath, knelt down in front of the court, and kowtowed three times.

But when I got up, I still couldn't help asking: "Why... didn't you allow me to make a statue of him when I went up the mountain in the rain and told you about these things?"

If at that time the statue was made.

Didn't Jingjiu come out a long time ago?

Yin Mo still can't imagine how Jing Jiujiu spent all these years alone in that abandoned castle...

Ting Yi: "Do you still know how to make statues?"

Yin Mo: "... I have learned it."

Ting Yi: "Oh." He paused and said, "That's different."

Yin Mo pursed his lower lip, also, he had only been a young monk for a few years at that time?The level is definitely no better than his uncles.They can naturally make better statues for Jing Jiujiu.

Bai Yuhuai interjected lightly: "Not everyone can make a statue. Except for monks and Taoist priests, they offer sacrifices to gods, Buddhas, and Sanqing. After several years of worship, they make statues and repair golden bodies by themselves. Everyone else does it. No."

That's why he never considered making a statue for Jing Jiujiu.

and……

"Buddhism pays attention to cause and effect. Casting a statue today, I don't know what effect will be affected in the future. What is being performed is to turn yin into yang, and transform evil things into gods and Buddhas. It is equivalent to lifting him up. To stand shoulder to shoulder with gods and Buddhas will be punished by heaven."

Yin Mo was nailed there, pursed his lips tightly, and was speechless.

Ting Yiyi: "Hey, that's it! I told you a long time ago, you were too young at that time. It's different..."

Too young to take responsibility.

It is already very heavy and difficult to take over his mantle properly.

Jing Jiujiu silently took out another fruit from his schoolbag and handed it to Ting Yi: "Do you want to eat it?"

Ting Yi took it: "What is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Jing Jiujiu: "Kiwi fruit. It's soft. Once you peel off the skin, you can bite it. It's sweet." As he spoke, he couldn't help but licked his lower lip.Probably because he hasn't eaten it for many years, this taste is particularly deep in his memory.

Bai Yuhuai lowered his head and glanced at the oranges and biscuits in his hand.

There is always one more than him.

So my heart was calm for a while.

Ting Yi peeled the skin and ate it.

And hiccupped.

"It's delicious."

Oh my god.

How many good things he missed back then!

Jing Jiujiu lay down on the table, and asked in a low voice, "How did you suffer from God's punishment?"

Ting Yi: "It's an exaggeration. As I said just now, the Heavenly Court is gone, and this day, it can't say well. Look at the tens of thousands of wicked people in this world, who is really condemned by heaven?"

Little monk: "Master, you don't respect God. The Buddha's heart is impure. God will be angry when he hears this."

Ting Yi: "It's pure, so we can see more and see clearly. We worship Buddha, not heaven."

The little monk: "...Oh, it makes sense. Then I will scold the gods next time, and my master can't hit me on the head again."

Ting Yi: "..."

The uncle beside him silently clenched his fists.

"Well, I've finished talking. Let's all go back to the mountain. You should deliver the ink. They don't know the way, and they don't know how to navigate." Ting sent them away.

Yin Mo turned and left without making a sound.

The young monks bowed to Jingjiu: "Thank you for your hospitality."

Then he walked away.

There was only one bald head on the set.

Ting Yi licked his lips, wiped his beard, and asked softly, "Is there any more?"

"It's gone. But you can buy it. When I went to eat at night, I bought it along the way."

Ting nodded, and his beard trembled slightly.

In the evening, Jing Jiujiu took Tingyi to dinner, and also picked up a new mobile phone and bought new fruits along the way.

Bai Yuhuai took this scene into his eyes, but didn't make a sound.

Teenagers are always very likable.

He was young, and he was pampered and brought up, but he was always able to arrange these things in an orderly manner.Just like when they first entered the castle, he prepared a refrigerator full of oranges.

This head of ink sent people to the car.

They left the film and television city all the way, and the little monk asked in amazement: "Where is our van?"

Yin Mo raised his finger and pointed to the extended Lincoln next to him. There are six cars in total, and it is easy to sit down on them.

Old monk: "It's very expensive at first glance."

Little monk: "I can't sit still."

Yin Mo: "...I will pay."

The old monk Lima opened the car door.

The little monk: "Wait a minute, Master. Our mountain road is twisted. This car is too long. The head can go up, but the buttocks can't turn around..."

Ink: "..."

In the end, Yinmo was replaced with a small car suitable for running mountain roads.

After getting into the car, Yin Mo's mood was not too high.

The little monk couldn't help but asked him: "Brother, did you drink today? We can't drive drunk. I read it all, and said that drunk driving needs to write a review."

Yin Mo: "No."

The little monk couldn't help but said, "Then...then can our minivan drive back to the mountain? It's quite expensive."

Yin Mo: "... yes."

Little monk: "That's all right, you step on the gas pedal."

The little monk: "? Senior brother, why don't you move? Do you not have a driver's license?"

Yin Mo looked up at the rearview mirror inside the car.

The mirror reflected his appearance, the hair carefully brushed back, the ruby ​​earrings around the ear, the clothes/crown/chic...

So what if he really made it to the top?

in the mirror.

The man's eyes were scarlet, and tears were streaming down slowly.

He punched the steering wheel: "In the end, I'm still too useless."

……

This Ting Yi finished eating a hairy crab.

"It's so delicious." Ting Yi sighed, "So there is such a delicious food in the world!"

Jing Jiu was so hungry that he asked him, "What did that Argentine red shrimp taste like just now?"

Ting Yi: "Delicious!"

The adjective is very barren, less than one percent of Master Zhou.

But it's also fortunate that Master Zhou is not here, otherwise Jing Jiujiu would really want to cry.

Jing Jiujiu: "I think Master Zhou can eat with you next time."

"Who is Master Zhou?"

"You're an old magician." Jing Jiujiu said honestly, "He's a magician, much better than you. If you learn from him, 1000 million won't be a dream."

Bai Yuhuai couldn't help but touch his forehead.

If the circle of metaphysics knew that Master Ting Yi devoted himself to studying with an old liar, they would be frightened crazy, right?

Jing Jiujiu: "Master Zhou is very capable, and he is not bad. Although he went astray in his early years..."

Ting nodded: "Well, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. We don't discriminate against such people."

"He still wants to share money with me and Mr. Bai." Jing Jiujiu praised Master Next Zhou again.

Ting Yi: "Oh yes, I should also share some money with Xiaoyou and Mr. Bai."

Jing Jiujiu: "Ah, no need. I have some money, more than 20."

Only then did Ting Yi stop his hand.

Jing Jiujiu sat next to him, he had nothing else to do anyway, so he turned around and added Master Zhou's WeChat on Ting Yi's phone.

in the car.

The little monk pressed Yin Mo's back: "Brother, don't cry. Master often said that self-awareness is very important. You can realize that you are a waste is already very remarkable..."

Old monk: "Your elder brother's fist is hard."

The little monk: "Ah? Are you trying to hit me? How could it be? I'm trying to comfort the senior brother. The uncle has a heart of stone and remains motionless..."

The old monk sighed lightly: "Inmo, don't think too much."

Yin Mo was firmly pressed down by the little monk, and the tears of anger flowed even more fiercely, and the horn was honked on his chest——

In the shop.

Ting Yi let out a sigh: "That's great. This group of people are all gone... Yesterday, to light up that little bald man, go down in one gulp, my fellow, my tuna is gone!"

After he finished speaking, he burped contentedly.

Today is also a day that I like this little devil more!