Actually I'm a cat gl

The author has something to say: 80: I will praise Xiao Jiu’s cuteness, and I will protect Xiao Jiu’s smile

miss: == idiot class

They were nicknamed Ban (8) Rou (sound like zero) Zhen, and the first two characters of Mi Siman sounded like miss.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I can finally modify it. I sent a short message to the website today and there was no reply. My friend Ji told me to call the customer service. Mom is back, the dog has been barking, I'm so good when the phone is connected, I'm afraid that the customer service girl won't understand what I'm talking about OJZ. . .But it was connected soon~ sister paper is super soft~

I'm really sorry to make everyone wait for so long, I thought I would have to wait until [-] or [-] o'clock in the evening or tomorrow

The next chapter will be replaced tomorrow, and the anti-theft chapter will not exceed one chapter in the future

谢谢天空扔了1个地雷x5、无名小卒罢了扔了1个地雷、凉生扔了1个地雷、拒绝扔了1个地雷

Thank you ^o^ irrigation nutrient solution x2, ninth sound irrigation nutrient solution x2, 17 irrigation nutrient solution, sleepy tooth decay irrigation nutrient solution, cat whale irrigation nutrient solution, unknown person irrigation nutrient solution, Xiaofei irrigation nutrient solution, smiling watching you irrigate nutrient solution

Hui is very grateful to Ang, because Xiaoyu participated. I have a date with Jinjiang, and the nutrient solution is equal to four mines, so girls who have nutrient solution, don’t accidentally pour it on Xiaoyu~ (It’s so dirty

Yidan is a very special bird, which is truly human, and it can chat with humans briefly.Misman tried to communicate with the other party in meow language, and the other party could speak to her in human language.A bird, a cat, a chicken, and a duck talked, and in the end Misman simply stopped looking for Yidan, because it was a bird.

The words "I've become a human" and "Save me" are all Yidan's casual words.But this flower and bird always likes to come to play with her, this may be because she and Xiaohai are the only two cats in the whole building.The weather is a bit cold at the moment, Xiaohai stays in the house when he has nothing to do, occasionally comes down to rub against Misman when the weather is good, and asks Misman with body language if he wants to go out to play.

Misman used to go out with Xiaohai out of curiosity, usually to see the scenery, play with ants, catch mice and birds. Okay, after a long time, she will feel boring.

Having said that, because Xiaohai couldn't be blocked, Yidan often came to see Mi Siman, because Mi Siman's work and rest schedule was too monotonous, and there were seldom times when he was blocked.Coupled with Yidan's colloquial words, once again at dinner, Ban's father actually asked Ban's mother: "Do you think that Ban Nine may also have changed?"

Let's say it's a joke, the expression on Dad's face is very serious, even Ban's mother stopped the planing action, stared at Misman seriously, and Misman was so frightened that he even wanted to run away.

"I don't know whether Ban Jiu has become a human being, but you must have become a pig," Ban's mother hit Dad on the head with her chopsticks, and added, "You actually let a bird brainwash you. I also convinced you."

At the end, there was a mother's mentally retarded expression, Misman added inwardly after observing for a while.

When going to bed at night, Misman took a bath first, and her hair was blown fluffy and soft. Misman looked in the mirror for a while, and felt that she was the most beautiful cat in the world before taking a bath. After washing, She's the most beautiful cat in the universe, well, bar none.

She squatted in front of the mirror, staring at Ban Rouzhen taking off her clothes, and then began to doubt her own IQ. Ban Rouzhen is obviously only a seven-year-old child now, but she would feel aroused by looking at Ban Rouzhen's body Shy, my brain was really broken at the beginning.

Now she was facing the mirror, the surface of the mirror was covered with a hazy white gauze due to water vapor, she couldn't see anything clearly, only the outline.At this moment, Ban Rouzhen's shriveled body reflected its shadow in the mirror, Misman didn't want to move his eyes away, but heard Ban Rouzhen say: "You stare at the mirror like this, can you see clearly?"

Misman: =Dish=!Could it be that peeping was discovered?No way... The mirror is so unclear, how could Ban Rouzhen think she was looking at her?This child is too narcissistic, although she is indeed looking at Ban Rouzhen...

Ban Rouzhen didn't seem to notice, turned around and put the clothes away, "The mirror is full of water vapor, can you see yourself clearly? You must be looking at me, you might as well turn around, I will let you Look, you can look wherever you want."

Mi Siman refused to accept it, who wants to see a little radish!She is not a lolicon, nor a pervert, nor is she gay!

She turned around angrily and yelled at Ban Rouzhen. She didn't show her normal level—the screams she used to, so her normal meow was no different from acting like a baby in Ban Rouzhen's eyes.As long as Mi Siman barks at her like this, she feels soft-hearted and doesn't want to force the kitten.

"Meow meow meow meow!" Who wants to see you!Withered figure!

Mi Siman swallowed, and stared at Ban Rouzhen's white and tender butt for a while, thinking, although she has no breasts, her butt is really sticky!

Ah, is she really a perverted lolicon?Misman was a little sluggish, and jumped down to the sink. When she jumped, the ground was full of water, and she fell a cat.Immediately felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.

"Are you okay? Fortunately, I haven't washed it yet. I'll rinse it for you first and then dry it. You can't get wet anymore." Ban Rouzhen lifted Misman from the ground, picked up the shower and washed it off again, and then blow dry.

Misman: ...It's a bit exciting.

You know, Ban Rouzhen didn't wear any clothes when she was doing these things! !Misman didn't know where to put her eyes. According to common sense, she was an adult woman with a masculine personality. Why didn't she dare to look directly at a little girl's body at this moment?

No, it has nothing to do with age, it just has something to do with personal habits and accomplishments.Misman forcibly associates the seven-year-old's body with his quality.

Misman was lifted out of the bathroom by Ban Rouzhen, feeling that her crazy brain could finally calm down, she walked towards the bedroom at a leisurely pace, thinking, for the sake of her physical and mental health, should she follow Ban Rouzhen Sleeping in separate beds?Although she has been sleeping with Ban Rouzhen since she was bought back.

But... when she saw Ban Rouzhen's naked body just now, she felt her heart beat faster. When she thought about it, she felt that she was becoming more and more abnormal. She felt that if she continued to indulge, would she have to treat a little loli? Do you want to start?She's not that perverted Ban Rouzhen!

After deciding, Mi Siman decided to go to Ban's mother tomorrow to ask for a small nest. There is no big bed. I feel wronged. I feel wronged. When she goes straight back, I will sleep with Ban Rouzhen again. I don't know when the time will come. Will Ban Rouzhen be willing to accept her again?

Pushing open the bedroom door, Mi Siman stretched herself, jumped onto the bed, and was just about to go to bed when she heard a burst of singing.

"I came out of your window again tonight

How lovely is your shadow on the curtain

quietly loved you for so many years

I'm leaving tomorrow

......"

Misman: ...

Reluctantly, she crawled out of the bed, then jumped onto the desk, and then jumped onto the window sill, staring blankly at the strange black figure outside, "Meow meow." What do you want to do so meow?

"You ask me how much I love you

how much i love you

my love is true

my love is true

......"

Mi Siman was a little angry, thinking that if Ban Rouzhen heard about it, she would definitely be angry, so she cursed at the big bird named Yidan outside.

Misman: You are simply sick!Neuropathy!

Yidan: "The moon represents my heart~"

Misman: I don't like a bird, so get out of here!

Yidan: "Goodbye, my beloved dream girl, I will go far away to find the future~"

Ban Rouzhen wiped her head with a towel in both hands. When she opened the door, she saw this scene. Her own kitten was meowing and "singing a love song" with a parrot that could speak human language. This was a weird scene Ban Rouzhen paused, and just as she was about to speak, she saw Yidanniao singing the last sentence, spreading her wings and flying away.

And Ban Jiu didn't seem to have had enough of it yet, with one front paw lying on the edge of the window, and she was still screaming, with a high-pitched tone. If she didn't know what Ban Jiu was talking about, she would definitely think it was her little girl. Mao Hongxing is out of the wall.

Mi Siman was so angry that she had never been pursued since she was a child. It was fine to be pursued by a woman, but after being reborn into a cat, she had to be confessed by a bird, and this bird was not necessarily What are you doing?

Mi Siman was exhausted, turned around and saw Ban Rouzhen, stiffened, cleared her throat, "Meow." Don't get me wrong, I don't like birds.

There are also human loli, Misman added silently in her heart.

The corners of Ban Rouzhen's mouth turned up, revealing a sweet smile. After wiping her hair half dry, she threw the towel aside. Wearing cute anthropomorphic home clothes, she opened the stool and sat down, then turned her head towards Misman Showing a dazzling smile, "Teacher Xiaojiu, come and teach me my homework. My grades have dropped a lot recently." With a distressed tone, coupled with the child's immature face, Ban Rouzhen felt that she couldn't control herself. It feels like the heart has been germinated.

She squatted next to Ban Rouzhen, and the fresh autumn wind blew in, because at night, the servant of the class had just finished taking a shower, Mi Siman thought for a while, then stood up and closed the only gap in the window, and turned her head to Ban Rouzhen Meowing a few times: cold at night, no wind.

After all, the child's body.

Ban Rouzhen didn't object, she narrowed her eyes and looked at Mi Siman and smiled. When Mi Siman felt a little panicked, she spread out her homework. The test papers for the first week of school were full of red crosses. Siman covered her eyes with one paw, feeling that she couldn't bear to look at it.

Randomly had doubts again, obviously with her guidance, why did Ban Rouzhen still do so poorly in the exam?Only a little bit better than before, is it really because people are stupid?

Mi Siman glanced at Ban Rouzhen, maybe Ban Rouzhen was smart, but she was a bit confused in school, she seemed to be a scumbag, but she couldn't say it outright, so as not to hurt the self-esteem of the class servant .Moreover, in order to ensure the physical and mental health of the class servants, she has to instill in the class servants the idea that "reading is not the only way out, and it doesn't matter if you don't study well".

After pointing out the problem to Ban Rouzhen, Ban Rouzhen comprehended it quite quickly, but she didn't know why... she did so poorly in the exam.

When Ban Rouzhen finished her homework, one person and one cat went to bed, Ban Rouzhen lay on the bed with her eyes closed, and suddenly said something: "If you have any questions at school, you can't ask Xiaojiu in time. So much knowledge is stuffed into my head every day, the whole person is dizzy, and I can’t remember what the teacher said.”

Misman felt that she had finally found the problem, but...why did she find it strange, the class servant could not have lied to her?But I feel... the servant of the class is quite reasonable, otherwise it would be difficult to explain why Ban Rouzhen's grades are always improving so slowly.

The next day, Ban Rouzhen looked at Ban Jiu who had already sat in her schoolbag, with the corners of her mouth raised, "Thank you, Xiao Jiu." Then she proudly took Ban Jiu to school.

Mi Siman looked at the other party's smile and thought to herself, could she be fooled?

After going out, Yu Zilin saw the secretary's cat head and said nothing, but gave Ban Rouzhen a thumbs up, and the atmosphere flowed: You really have a way!

Mi Siman squinted her cat's eyes halfway, was she really fooled?

It wasn't until the other members of Yimiaotang went downstairs one after another, and after seeing Misman they all had the same reaction as Yu Zilin, Misman was convinced that she had been cheated!

Misman: There is a feeling of being insulted in terms of IQ...

Then Mi Siman comforted herself, and went to school with Ban Rouzhen, and she could still play for a while. If she took her at home or went out with Xiaohai, she would definitely be harassed by Yidan. bother.Even Liu Bin teased her when the class servants were away, saying: "How about I be the master and give you two marriage certificates, Yidan really likes you."

Mi Siman raised a furry middle finger at Liu Bin on the spot: "Kill you a bird!"Brother Xili also likes you in the future, do you want to consider Brother Xili? !

And then...he left without looking back, and Liu Bin was laughing so hard in the back, haha.

Moreover, she can also see if the class servant really has a cat outside.

The servant in the class is really good at interrupting, she wanted to check the post several times, but she forgot each time, and then showed her affection with the servant in the class.Misman sat in her schoolbag, with one paw propped on her chin, she could no longer be guided by the servants.

She is a majestic college student, but she actually loses to a child in terms of IQ. Is it acceptable to say that?Can you hear me?cannot!So this time she silently warned herself that no matter what this time, she had to find the answers to these questions. If she couldn't find the answers to these two simple questions, she might as well just be a servant!

When we arrived at the school, the whole campus was full of joy and festive atmosphere. Before Mi Siman figured out what kind of festival it was, he saw Ban Rouzhen bent over to Teacher Zhi and said, "Teacher Zhi, Happy Teacher's Day !” Then he handed over the gift in his pocket.

Teacher Zhi's cheeks turned red suddenly, she was very embarrassed, and tried hard to maintain her serious painting style, "Thank you Rouzhen, teacher is very happy."

Ban Rouzhen nodded, and a group of Miaotang members in the back also took out their presents one after another. The five people said, "Don't we have to wait until the class, and everyone organizes and discusses it before giving it together?"Why did you send it so early?Rouzhen's brain was eaten by a cat this morning?

Ban Rouzhen looked at it with a sullen face, with a little sweetness in her heart: If Yu Zilin waits for everyone to discuss together, it will definitely be all kinds of troubles, maybe they will separate from Xiaojiu, and give away the gift earlier It's also good to send it out.

The five people watched Teacher Zhi go back to the office, and looked at each other, wondering what to do when giving gifts today, Zhong Jiaren had a flash of inspiration, "Let's go buy another greeting card at noon later!"

The other four: Good idea!

Ban Rouzhen watched coldly, with an expression that was no different from usual, and said worriedly: "But the teacher taught us to save money and take care of the environment. Greeting cards are all made of trees. Buying greeting cards is like cutting down trees. How bad it is." .”

Five people: That makes sense.

Mi Siman thought: What kind of moth is this group of Rouzhen doing?

She poked her head out and saw five bitter gourds, and almost couldn't hold back her laughter.Yu Zilin saw her sharp-eyed, and finally realized, "I said you are so weird, and you gave the gift out in advance, do you want to live a wife and wife life? You are a beast! A wife is not human!"

Mi Siman: Yu Zilin is getting better at talking, even better than Zhong Jiaren can summarize.

Zhong Jiaren pushed his glasses and said cautiously: "In order to ensure the internal stability of Yimiaotang, we will formulate a series of rules one after another. If you disturb the order due to private affairs, we will punish you and Ban Jiu—— When Ban Rouzhen makes a mistake, you will be separated forcibly, and I don’t know for a few hours, it depends on the situation and the discussion of other members of Yimiaotang.”

Mi Siman: ...As expected, she is determined to be a police officer. There are reasons and evidences to prescribe the right medicine, but can you not let her lie down every time?She is the real innocent victim cat!

When the group arrived in the classroom, Ban Rouzhen was still a little unhappy. She kept stroking Misman's hair with her small hands. Misman was massaged very comfortably. Suddenly, a girl at the desk in front of Ban Rouzhen turned her head and whispered to Ban Rouzhen. Zhen said, "Have you prepared a gift for Teacher Yuan?"

Teacher Yuan is the new math teacher. She is a middle-aged woman in her 50s and [-]s. She has deep nasolabial folds on her forehead. She looks serious, but she is actually a greedy teacher who is hated by all the students.

Ban Rouzhen shook her head, with a helpless smile on her face, "I was afraid that Teacher Yuan wouldn't like the gift I prepared, so I didn't bring it."

The girl in the front row was taken aback when she heard this, and then patted her on the shoulder sympathetically, "It's true, if it's just a greeting card, Teacher Yuan will definitely be even more angry." She took out the thermos cup from the drawer, it was a solid-color thermos cup, It can’t be said that it’s cheap in this day and age, she sighed, “I told my parents, they said that if I want to give it as a gift, I can just make a handmade one by myself, which makes it more obvious that I have this intention, so I told them Teacher Yuan...then my mother gave me the thermos provided by her unit, it was still new, and my mother didn't even use it."

When the teacher was changed before, many innocent children cheered, but after the teacher came, after only two or three classes, they hated the teacher very much.It was also at this time that people in other classes heard about this teacher's deeds - he likes to receive gifts.And it must be sent to every student. If you don’t send it, you will have a hard time waiting, unless you change teachers or you graduate.

Teacher Yuan has been teaching in this elementary school for a long time, and I heard that he has a deep relationship with a certain leader of the school-the background is hard.It's not that I haven't heard of Teacher Yuan's corporal punishment of students before, but the school is strictly controlled, and I haven't seen much of the lower grades. Those who have seen it have almost graduated. They thought it was just a "rumor".

In the past, it was said that there were parents who came to him, but it turned out that nothing happened. Teacher Yuan was still a teacher at the school steadily.

After the people in Yimiaotang got "angry", they inquired about Teacher Yuan's experience in this elementary school, and then quickly spread it to the class, and then spread it throughout the entire campus at the speed of light, but... It's useless.

Because the school teacher strictly forbids students to spread such things among students, if they are caught, they will be fined if they are small, and if they are big, they will be punished by standing and waiting to invite their parents.

When Mi Siman heard it, she couldn't figure it out. There was obviously something wrong with this teacher. She was a teacher in vain!Even if the parents are invited, the students can't be blamed. Teacher Yuan is not worthy of being a teacher at all.

Ban Rouzhen smoothed Mi Siman's hair, and felt that the angry Ban Jiu was so cute, the hair all over his body exploded, each root was like the tip of a needle, but it was so soft, he touched it with his fingertips, It felt soft and itchy, and every time she touched it, she couldn't help but want to kiss Misman.

"Did you know? A few days ago, some students were indeed hired as parents, but what the teacher said to the parents was not about Teacher Yuan's problem," Ban Rouzhen said in an immature voice, but deliberately imitated the master's voice in the TV series The image, with a childish Youyuan, "Said that the student's grades have declined, and there are gaps in class. Fortunately, the student's grades have always been relatively good, and the parents are not too strict. They nodded and said a few words to the teacher, and then took the student away. gone."

Mi Siman was shattered by the shocking three views, what about the teacher's morality?I'm afraid I can't even count as people!And... the parents' attitude in front of the teacher is too low.

"A poor student was called a parent. To show his loyalty to the teacher, the parent slapped the student on the spot," the girl in the front row couldn't help but turned her head and whispered. She thought Ban Rouzhen was talking to her classmates. Talking at the table, "You don't know this, I also heard from my sister that it was a student in the sixth grade, and that sixth grade student fought with his father on the spot. The scene was simply amazing! The teacher was so scared Screaming, the whole office was like a tornado, my sister said, she went to see it with her classmates, the scene was so cool! She had long since disliked the teacher."

Taking the table as the horizontal line, Misman showed her furry triangular ears, forehead pattern and two eyes, and she was staring seriously at the girl in the front row who was beaming with joy.As soon as the other party saw her, she suddenly covered her chest. Misman was dumbfounded, and patted Ban Rouzhen's thigh with her paw. Just as she wanted the class servant to ask if the girl had a heart attack, the other party sat on the table good.

With a smirk on his face, "Ban Rouzhen, I brought the cat here today. It's so cute, I think my heart is about to stop beating because of its cuteness."

Mi Siman: Hehe, she won't take the blame.

The woman in the front row heard Misman's cry and looked at Ban Rouzhen with a smirk on her face, "Is it talking to me? Isn't it? Does your cat recognize people? Does it know me?"

"I don't know." Ban Rouzhen replied, feeling a little unhappy.

The woman in the front row was a little disappointed, "Then what did she say to me?"

Ban Rouzhen frowned, and finally said the words honestly, "She said, 'Hehe, I won't blame you'."

Female in the front row:? ? ? ?

"Are you lying to me?" The other party refused to believe, "I still look good."

Ban Rouzhen's deskmate took a serious look and said, "He looks rather ordinary."

Female in the front row: ...

"I didn't lie to you, Xiao Jiu really said so." Ban Rouzhen said.

"Back the blame? Then I didn't let it take the blame. Why did it say that? You must be lying to me." The girl in the front row patted the table angrily.

Ban Rouzhen thought about it carefully, and gave an answer that she thought was perfect, "I think it might be like this, you said Xiao Jiu is so cute that your heart would stop beating, Xiao Jiu thinks it's none of her business , you are throwing the blame at her, but she refuses to take it."

The woman in the front row widened her eyes, "Is that what you mean?"

Ban Rouzhen nodded seriously.

But she was clearly just describing how cute the cat is, it's just an exaggeration!She never thought of throwing a blame on a cat, she felt a little wronged.

"Don't be sad, maybe Xiao Jiu didn't mean that," Ban Rouzhen looked at her aggrieved expression, and couldn't help comforting her. The girl in the front row looked at her expectantly with wide eyes, and she smiled softly, "Very Maybe it’s because I’m really worried that you have a heart problem.”

Mi Siman covered her mouth, wanting to give Ban Rouzhen a thumbs-up: It's a miracle.

Ban Rouzhen looked at her, smiled sweetly, and said in her heart: Hmph, I'm the only one who can tell you how cute Xiao Jiu is!