Yang Jin Enters Beijing

The veil, which is as thin as Zen wings, hangs down, and behind the veil, a beautiful woman in a palace costume dances lightly, dancing and swaying, which makes people fascinated by watching.

Lifting the jade bowl lightly, green onion and jade fingers are like pinching a lotus flower. Looking back and smiling, half of the thin sand shirt slipped off her shoulders, revealing a fragrant shoulder and half of the back.

Turning around again, slender legs stretched out from under the gauze skirt, white as cream.

The veil suddenly came loose, and slowly slipped from her waist...

I pinched my nose with my hand and raised my head, not daring to look directly at it, otherwise I was afraid that my nosebleed would be unbearable.

Gyatso said that I was like a mud bodhisattva in a Buddhist altar, but other people can imagine that there were almost as few nosebleeds at the table we sat around as at the scene of a murder.

The only one who remains unmoved until now is Lei Fengyu, who is still sitting upright with a calm demeanor.

Lei Fengyu was shaking his fan, looking at the dancer and muttering to himself, "How come the dancers in this Persian tavern are not Persians?"

I thought about it, yes!Although this dancer looks beautiful and has fair skin, although her hair is curled and decorated with many crystals and feathers, it can still be seen that she is different from the dancers dancing in the street outside, her hair is clearly black Yes, the eyes are also black.

"Quick, look, the most, the most exciting place." At this time, Gyatso pushed me and said incoherently.

I looked up quickly, only to see that the dancer had already taken off her pink blouse and obscene pants under the gauze.

At this time, there are only three white feathers left on her body, the two cherries attached to her chest, and the body/lower/private/secret place.

Whoosh!Whoosh!I took a deep breath.

"What? Are you uncomfortable?" Lei Fengyu asked with concern.

"No." I shook my head: "I think it will be quite difficult to snatch the feathers later." I still remember what Lei Fengyu said about kissing Fangze.The most personal thing should be this feather.

"You really want it." Lei Fengyu looked at me with an expression as if as soon as I nodded, he would immediately rush up, pull off those feathers for the dancer, and then bring them to me.

"No." I shook my head resolutely, "I have a wife at home, and when we parted, my wife told me repeatedly not to touch other women."

I reminded Qiangba with one word, and Qiangba immediately put on the posture of a parent, and said seriously: "Gam just married into our family. Two wives are enough for our family. I can't afford any more. You all give me comfort." Points." In Jamba's simple understanding, after kissing Fangze, he has to be responsible and marry back home.

Hearing Gamu's name, Gyatso sniffed, thinking of the newlywed Gamu who had left the next day, the emotion of lovesickness suppressed the fire aroused by the provocative dance on the stage.Then he glared at Tsering, and said in a low voice, "Second brother, you have to bear it too."

Tsering could only reluctantly turn his eyes to the table, grabbed a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

"I still prefer our Tubo women. They are really temperamental, so it's okay to look at this woman." Garduoji said while drinking.He was born in a noble family and has seen the world, so he can still handle this kind of scene.

"Since none of you want it, then I'm not going to be polite to this beauty." Jiang Yangcai was very happy, smoothed his hair, straightened his robe, walked to the side of the stage, and squeezed in a group of Han people who were going to snatch the feathers and kiss her. inside.

The people on the stage have already begun to take off their chest feathers...

Jamba, Tsering, and Gyatso and I stared closely at each other. If we don’t kiss Fangze, it doesn’t mean we can’t watch.

Well!Why is her chest so flat?

The man stretched his hand under his body again, followed her by swinging her waist like a snake, and uncovered the last feather...

vomit!vomit!vomit!

There was a sound of vomiting, and Jamba, Tsering, and Gyatso had all leaned on the table and vomited without exception, and even Kardorji retched.

Then, under that feather, there is a thing like ours growing, and it is still big, swollen and thick, and the color is very dark,...

Me, vomit!

I finally sprayed, who can tell me how that dancer is a man?

"So that's how it is!" Lei Fengyu nodded suddenly, and tapped his fan twice on the palm of his hand, "My Tianyu is very masculine now, so it's no wonder there will be a male actor here."

Masculinity prevails!The culprit who caused the prevalence of masculinity is sitting at our table!

"Let's, let's go." Jiang Yang rushed out of the group of people with a pale face, as if there was a ghost following behind.

"Yes, yes, hurry up, all Han people have problems."

We all agree, of course.But just as we were about to leave this perverted place in a swarm, the shop owner stopped us.

This barbarian with gray eyes, a goatee, and a turban on his head said to us in a fluent Beijing dialect: "Several guest officials, it's not too late to leave after paying the bill."

"This..., originally I was supposed to do my best as a landlord, but..." Lei Fengyu hesitated for a while, and then said, "I didn't bring any money." He narrowed his eyes and showed a fox-like expression.

"Boss, how much?" I asked bravely.

"Not too much, not too much, I wiped off the change for you, and rounded it up to a total of ten taels of silver." The boss said with a smile.Afraid that our Chinese would not be easy to understand, he stretched out two hands and compared ten fingers.

One tael of silver and ten yaks, that ten taels of silver is...

My legs are weak.The legs of Jamba, Tsering and Gyatso also became weak.

"I will only pay my share." Jiang Yang took out a tael of silver from his body and handed it to the boss, "Okay, I have nothing to do now, I will go first." He was very embarrassed One goes first.

"You see, I came all the way to the Central Plains to do a small business." The shop owner said embarrassedly.Behind him, several black and strong Kunlun slaves appeared and blocked the door.

Lei Fengyu was watching with great interest with the head of his fan in his mouth.There was a time before Long Yuezhong's number one scholar couldn't pay for his meals, and because of that, he got the plaque in front of the number one scholar's gate. I don't know what will happen this time?

Naturally, I didn't know what Lei Fengyu was thinking, so I turned my pitiful eyes on Kardorji for help.

Originally, he didn't take advantage of how much money he had, and left most of it to Danzhu when he left home. Now he only has a few copper coins on him, and I'm afraid it's not even enough for a tael of silver.But when it comes to rushing out by force, although they are not afraid of those Kunlun slaves, they can't do such a thing if they take their account like this.

Kardorji patted me on the shoulder reassuringly, then grabbed a silver pendant with shells and pearls on his waist, and threw it to the boss, "Is this enough?"

The boss took the pendant, shook it in his hand, and immediately smiled, "That's enough, that's enough, the nobles go away, and come back another day when you are free."

"Thank you, Kardorji, you are still a good friend." I said happily.

But listen to click!With a sound, Lei Fengyu, who was at the side, bit his fan hard, and the ivory fan bone was bitten off a small hole by him.At this moment, he squinted his eyes and thought to himself: This Karduoji throws him into the well and drowns him if he finds a chance.

Seeing that a few people no longer have the intention to play, they are going back to the barracks.

"Wait a few people." Lei Fengyu's fan stopped forward, "I said that I will be the host today, but I asked you to pay the bill. How can this work? I must pay back the money."

"No need to pay it back." Gal Dorje waved his hand.

"Yes, you are not joking." Lei Fengyu looked straight.He is a person who has been in the high position for a long time, and his whole body immediately exudes a domineering aura, which cannot be refused, "Which of you will accompany me back to the palace to get it?" He said, looking at me, "Yang Jin, let's go this way. "

But Kardorji pulled me behind him, "Since I paid the money, I'll let you go."

"I'll go with you." Tsering said very loyally.The officials and generals in the Central Plains are not friendly to my Tubo soldiers. Last time they almost got into a fight at the gate of the palace. What's more, as we all know, the person in front of me is the No. [-] Duanxiu in Tianzi.On the way here on the first day, I stripped off [-] poor clothes, which is the most sick one among the Han people.

"Let me go too." Qiangba said.In his eyes, his second brother Tsering is also very handsome.Turning around, he told Gyatso and me, "You two go back to the camp first."

Gyatso and I looked at each other, and said in unison: "The four brothers advance and retreat together, we will not separate."

"What are you doing? Do you think my palace is a dragon's pond or a tiger's lair? Do you think I'm a monster who eats people and doesn't spit out bones?" Lei Fengyu frowned, with an angry expression on his face, "I only love the queen in this life, except I have never met any man other than him, he went out for three years and did not return, I waited for him for three years, if he did not return for 30 years, I also waited for him for 30 years."

What he said was straightforward and categorical, and what he said made us men who originally despised masculinity feel as if we had done something wrong.

Lei Fengyu walked forward with a flick of his sleeves, and the rest of us followed behind in despair.

"Selling candied haws, candied haws..."

At this time, a peddler walked through the market carrying a shoulder full of candied haws and hawking.

My sight was attracted by the bright red and shiny clusters of fruits, and my eyes followed them unconsciously.

"Give me one." Lei Fengyu beckoned the peddler over, threw a few pennies to him, picked out the biggest and reddest fruit, and handed it to me.

I couldn't wait to take it, smelled the sweet fragrance of the candied haws, and bit down.Oh!The sweet and sour taste is really delicious!

However, I seem to feel that something is not right, what is it?

Why!Forget it, don't think about it, my brain doesn't work well when I have food on my mouth.This candied haws is so delicious!

Lei Fengyu covered his mouth with a fan, hiding the smile at the corner of his mouth, watching the person in front of him nibbling candied haws like a little mouse, while quietly stuffing the purse back into his bosom.