The human disqualification of an outsider

Never thought Osamu Dazai would turn into a child, and a teenage boy appeared who said he was Osamu Dazai's father.

Everyone said: I believe you are a ghost! ! !

Nakahara also seriously doubted whether this was Dazai Osamu's conspiracy, and he came here to play with himself. After all, it was not like the other party had played similar "games" before. Kicked away, and then snatched the child version of Osamu Dazai. Unexpectedly, Tsushima Tokuro's skill is strong, but with a move of his feet, he escaped Nakahara Chuya's attack.

"Mr. Slug, please be quiet." Covering the ears of Osamu Dazai who was sleeping, Tsushima Tokuro said calmly, turned his head, and set his eyes on Oda Sakunosuke, beckoning to him waved.

"Huh? Me?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little confused, but he still walked forward.

Unexpectedly, Tokushima put Oda Dazai in Oda Sakunosuke's arms directly, and said, "You are the Oda Saku who was praised by Shuji fancy, please give him a hug."

"Eh? Okay..." Skipping the "fancy boast" in the boy's mouth, Oda Sakunosuke subconsciously adjusted his posture so that Dazai Osamu in his arms could sleep more comfortably. He paused, and suddenly realized When he arrived, he looked up and was about to ask what was going on, when he saw Tokuro Tsushima turned his head and was already "cleaning up" the Central Plains.

Hmm... You have to pretend that you didn't see the boss's beating. He calmly turned his head and walked towards Atsushi Nakajima and his group with Dazai in his arms, patting Dazai on the back from time to time, coaxing The other party fell asleep peacefully.

"Why did Mr. Dazai get smaller?" Atsushi Nakajima asked in a low voice, looking at Dazai Osamu who was sleeping peacefully in Oda Sakunosuke's arms, and found the small pillow in his arms, he couldn't help smiling, "Dazai Mister was so cute when he was young..."

"That's the only face he can see." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses. He glanced at Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda. Everyone left here together.

Atsushi Nakajima stretched out his hand, touched Osamu Dazai's little hand, squeezed it lightly, his eyes were bright, he never thought that Mr. Dazai was so cute and soft when he was a child.

As if awakened by Atsushi Nakajima's actions, Osamu Dazai moved his feet, kicked him, moved his eyelids, and then opened those kite-colored eyes. When he saw Sakunosuke Oda, he was obviously stunned. After a while, he showed a big smile, and stretched out two small hands to Oda Sakunosuke, wanting to touch the other's cheek.

"Dazai." Calling Dazai in a low voice, Oda Sakunosuke's heart softened, and he lowered his head slightly so that the little Dazai could touch his cheek and feel the little hands stroking his face. The corners of his mouth could not help but twitch slightly, revealing a faint smile.

Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, he patted Oda Sakunosuke's face vigorously, giggling, obviously super happy to be able to interact with Oda Sakunosuke.

"Mr. Dazai's body has become smaller, do you still have memory?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at the interaction between Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda curiously, a little envious - I also want to hug the soft and cute Mr. Dazai! ! !

"Maybe not?" Izuku Midoriya guessed from the side, but he couldn't get an answer.

"Anyway, that's Mr. Dazai." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said with certainty, his voice was a bit loud, and he immediately attracted Dazai's attention.

He was stunned for a moment, and the moment he met Osamu Dazai's eyes, he subconsciously lowered his head and said loudly, "I'm following your orders, Mr. Dazai!"

"Woo..." With a whimper, Dazai Osamu struggled to stand up in Oda Sakunosuke's arms, and wrapped his arms around Oda Sakunosuke's neck, looking like he was frightened by Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and he didn't grow up at all Afterwards, the prestige is fierce.

"Akutagawa-kun, you scared Mr. Dazai!" As he spoke, he felt that something was wrong. When Atsushi Nakajima said this, he felt a little awkward in his heart. The urge to laugh.

"Too, Mr. Dazai..." Called Osamu Dazai dryly, Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked at Osamu Dazai pitifully, but found that the other party completely turned his head away, and deliberately buried his head on Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder. Looking at himself, he suddenly became sluggish, with a resentful breath coming from his body.

"Well, Mr. Dazai is still young, it might be better if there are more places..." Atsushi Nakajima was also very helpless to explain to Ryunosuke Akutagawa awkwardly, who knew that Osamu Dazai would be frightened by Ryunosuke Akutagawa when he was young It's not scientific at all.

"Huh..." Nakahara was abused by Tokuro Tsushima again, thinking that this guy is not his target task, there is no need to work hard on this aspect, and he is too lazy to open the dirty, that's it Walking over, after seeing the interaction between Akutagawa and Osamu Dazai, he sneered, completely laughing at the "weakness" of the child version of Osamu Dazai.

"Come on, Zaizai." Ignoring Nakahara Nakaya, who seemed to be losing his temper, Tokushima Dazai stretched out his hand, took him from Oda Sakunosuke's arms, and put him on the ground.

Osamu Dazai moved his feet, trying to move towards Sakunosuke Oda, but he stepped on the gravel, and the three heads were tilted, and he almost fell. The gravel kicked away.

Tsushima Tokuro glanced at Dazai Osamu, said nothing, but simply stretched out his hand, gesturing for him to come over.

Turning around, he saw Tokushima Tsushima's hand reaching out to him. Osamu Dazai tilted his head and thought for a moment, then took a few steps forward, and threw himself into the opponent's arms, rubbed against each other, and called out obediently: " Slate Dad~"

Nodding slightly, Tokushima took Dazai Osamu's little hand and introduced the group of people in front of him.

The memory of Osamu Dazai, who has become smaller, has naturally regressed to the time when he was four or five years old, and naturally he would not recognize the person in front of him.

Tokushima said lightly, and the introduction was completely based on what Osamu Dazai said to himself before: "This is Mr. Slug, your partner; this is Kunikida, and your partner; this is Shiratora; this is Akutagawa; This is Green Valley."

The cross on Nakahara Chuya's forehead bounced again, and he knew that it must be that bastard Dazai Osamu who didn't introduce his identity to Shiban properly before, causing the other party to keep calling himself "slug". No one except Dazai Osamu would call himself For slugs! ! !

He had no idea that calling himself a "slug" was actually decided by Slate, not by Osamu Dazai. When Dazai introduced Chuya Nakahara, he still introduced it well.

"Kiya, I'm Shuji Tsushima." Osamu Dazai saluted them and smiled sweetly.

Turning his gaze, he landed on Oda Sakunosuke, Tokushima paused, and said in fluent words:

"This is your best friend. That one likes to eat super spicy curry rice. He raises a group of children in the house. His ideal is to become a novelist. He is a mafia member who refuses to kill. He has a gentle and kind personality and is not at all artificial. Once you get used to him Oda Sakunosuke is very interesting just because of the way he speaks."

Everyone: Wait, are you serious about this string of adjectives?Where is the shorthand you used when you just introduced us?Why did Sakunosuke Oda change his style of painting completely? !

Shiban Tsushima Toku: I patiently listened to Shuji’s 5-minute Oda Sakubuki. This is just a simple selection of a part of it. Don’t care, don’t care.

"Wow~" In view of the long list of adjectives, Osamu Dazai's eyes on Sakunosuke Oda obviously changed, with a little more exploration and curiosity.

If Oda Sakunosuke had a favorability meter, he would have found that Osamu Dazai's favorability for him had skyrocketed from 95 to [-].

Osamu Dazai shook Tokuro Tsushima's hand, pointed at the ruins and said, "Where are we? Papa Slate."

"Huh? It's nothing but nothingness where human beings die." Tsushima Toku's reply was very stylish, and he completely practiced the principle of not talking about normal aspects.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded half-understood, then pointed to this group of people whom he didn't recognize at all, who had just been introduced by Shi Ban's father, and asked, "What about them?"

"A person who pursues ideals." Simply speaking, Tsushima Tokuro hugged Osamu Dazai, stamped his foot, and brought Dazai directly to the ground with the help of the impact, and then ignored the somewhat surprised Akagumi and Ao Group, turned around and took the child with him, and planned to leave, "Let's go, we're going back."

"You two wait for me!!!" Nakahara Chuya and others did not expect Tsushima Tokuro to move so quickly, and immediately ran away with Dazai Osamu, and they quickly chased them out, keeping up with the two of them. pace.

Especially Chuya Nakahara, he raised his eyebrows, looking at the shrunken version of Osamu Dazai, for some reason he was a little bit hesitant to do it, tsk... even if this brat gets smaller, he is still a guy who can easily confuse others.

"What's wrong? You're staring at me." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, looked at Chuya Nakahara curiously, raised his finger to point at the other person's eyes, and said, "You are surprised by my body Is it? Or is it because of the change in your heart that you have doubts? If this is the case, I don’t think it’s necessary. Dad Shiban just said that we are partners. Since we are future partners, no matter how I change, I will always be partners Ah, will that change you?"

Dazed for a moment, Nakahara also smacked his lips, reconfirming that the kid in front of him is Osamu Dazai. This feeling of insight into people's hearts is really annoying.

"All in all, let's go back to Yokohama and report the matter to the Boss." As he said this, he stepped forward and walked in front of the two of them, intending to lead them the way.

"Boss? Yokohama?" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, his brain started to work, he looked at Slate's father beside him, and then at the blue and red groups who wanted to stop his group, and suddenly understood what was the same , touched it from his bosom, and actually took out a small red bead.

Since their group appeared, Anna from the red group has been paying attention to them. She held a small red bead, looked at Osamu Dazai and his group through the bead, and finally landed on Osamu Dazai.

Her eyes lit up, and she ran over the moment Dazai took out the bead, and came to Dazai with a rattling sound. After standing still, she spread her palms, and the beautiful red bead appeared on Dazai's face. In front of him, they just stared at each other and fell into silence.

"Is that so?" After a while, Dazai Osamu suddenly said, he put his own bead in Anna's hand, then took the one from Anna, and showed a sweet smile to Anna. With a smile, "It's an appointment."

"It's an appointment." Anna nodded, she had finished what she wanted to do, and ran back to Zhou Fangzun's side, the corner of her mouth slightly raised a slight arc, obviously a little happy, low Said in a low voice, "Great, we will meet again in the future."

"Just be happy." He didn't ask what Anna did, let alone what happened to Dazai Osamu and his group. Zhou Fangzun only felt extremely relaxed at this moment. What happened was not only the disappearance of strength, but also the pressure on my heart disappeared without a trace.

He led the people from the red group and turned around to leave this place, leaving all the follow-up to the people from the young group. That chic figure made Munakata Reishi grit his teeth.

"Keep it if you like it." Tsushima Tokuro didn't care about the agreement between Osamu Dazai and Anna at all. What he cared about was Osamu Dazai's birthday. There are three days before his birthday, and it's okay to go back to Yokohama of.

There are always various problems on the Tsushima family's birthday, and Osamu Dazai is no exception, but all the conclusions can only be made after seeing Tsushima Haraemon, no matter what, this guy is his own There is nothing wrong with descendants.

After going through various thoughts in my mind, I finally got a simple answer. Tokushima led Dazai Osamu to Yokohama.

Talking about going back to Yokohama, but in fact there is still a lot of follow-up work to be done, and finally the group came to the work place of Oda Sakunosuke - the port mafia branch.

After seeing the soft sofa and the juice presented by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Osamu Dazai couldn't move his legs.

The three-headed man climbed onto the sofa in a sexual manner, tilted his body, and collapsed on the sofa, his long black hair spread out, like a bed quilt spread under him.

He played with the bandage on his wrist, unwound it, unwound it, unwound it, unwound it...he repeated this, and finally turned his head bored.

"Mr. Dazai, do you want to play games?" Izuku Midoriya walked to the sofa with a game console and asked tentatively.

The juvenile version of Osamu Dazai does not seem to be as scary as the future, but more cute and pitiful, which makes people subconsciously relax their vigilance.

"Huh?" Tilting his head to look at the game console, Osamu Dazai's eyes moved up and landed on Izuku Midoriya, he squinted his eyes slightly, as if he saw something, and then showed a sweet smile, "Okay ~"

Waving away the hands of others trying to help, Osamu Dazai slowly climbed down from the sofa. The three-headed body was so short that when he got down, his hands were on the sofa, and his two little feet were on tiptoe landed.

Dazai ran to the TV, and Dazai picked up the game controller, sat on the carpet, and seemed to feel something was wrong, and waved to Atsushi Nakajima beside him.

"Eh? Me?" Atsushi Nakajima walked over in a bit of confusion, and Atsushi Nakajima didn't quite know what Osamu Dazai called him for.

"Tiger!" Patting the position behind him, Osamu Dazai raised his head, his kite-colored eyes reflected Atsushi Nakajima, "Soft pillow."

"Eh? That's not how tigers are used..." muttering softly, Atsushi Nakajima had no choice but to explain to Osamu Dazai, "Even if you become a tiger, Mr. Dazai will transform back if you step up to him. "

Unexpectedly, such a thing would happen, Osamu Dazai lowered his head, pursed his lips, and grabbed the corner of his clothes unhappily.

Seeing that he was making Osamu Dazai almost cry, Atsushi Nakajima was a little panicked, and hurried to save him, "I can hug Mr. Dazai, as long as Mr. Dazai doesn't mind..."

Osamu Dazai glanced at Atsushi Nakajima with disgust, pulled his long hair with his hands, and said casually: "You are so thin, what if you break it?"

"Huh? Playing a game and still picking and choosing?" Nakahara, who was exchanging messages with Tsushima Tokuro and the others, couldn't stand it any longer, and turned his head and yelled at Osamu Dazai.

"Hmph..." Opening his eyes wide, Osamu Dazai glared at Nakahara Chuya, and his tone obviously turned bad, "I don't want slugs!"

"Who do you call a slug?!" Zhong Yuan's face turned cold, sure enough, even though it got smaller, that mackerel was still so annoying! ! !

Startled by Nakahara Chuya's voice, Dazai Osamu's eyes filled with tears, and he stretched out his little claws to Oda Sakunosuke pitifully: "I want Oda Saku!"

Walking over dumbfounded, Oda Sakunosuke sat on the carpet, held Osamu Dazai in his arms, coaxed Osamu Dazai skillfully, and calmed Osamu Dazai to his mood.

Watching Osamu Dazai slumped comfortably in Oda Sakunosuke's arms playing games, Nakahara Nakaya looked down at the opening report that had just been drafted and almost blew up the house.

Tsushima Tokuro smiled, not intending to get involved at all, just turned his head, and said to Kunikida Doppo who was on the side: "What a failure, obviously a partner, the initial favorability is far lower than that of a friend, too bad..."