[Zhongyingmei] Goblin Detective

[Thanks everyone, we're in this together :-d]

The post on the forum that has been discussed for a long time has now come to an end. People don't know whether they should lament that the US team has learned how to post emoticons, or they have inadvertently watched a game that has been persisting since the beginning of the last century. crush until now.

The agreed signature reward expired quietly. After all, they were together thanks to the efforts of Hydra, and had little to do with the tricks of most melon eaters in the forum.I don't know if it was an illusion, but in the next few missions, many people quietly sighed in private that "Agent Lindell has a lot more human touch" - he originally gave the impression that he was like a piece of A stone wrapped in beautiful sugar paper may be visually faked when placed with other candies, but it is definitely not the same as sugar. But now, the boundary is becoming more and more blurred, and there is no sense of boundary. As irrefutable and clear as ever.

And now, they live together as a matter of course.

Tony Stark may be willing to invite a chef to come to his home to cook three meals a day, but it is absolutely impossible for Steve Rogers to maintain this kind of life-no matter how much his current salary is, he is still the same in his bones Growing up in the Great Depression era and understanding the tightness of material resources, a teenager from Brooklyn.

So taking turns cooking became a natural choice.

Of course, they could theoretically go to the S.H.I.E.L.D. cafeteria together, but considering the crowds of onlookers each time, and the fact that Lindell is sensitive to sight, Steve simply gave up after one or two meals.

"Actually, you don't need to eat at all, do you?"

Sometimes, Steve also felt a little strange: "I've never seen you eat three meals a day so punctually before."

Lindell took the stewed potatoes out of the microwave in a serious manner. The two of them were equally unfamiliar with this type of electronic equipment. In comparison, Lindell, who had 70 years of working experience in the human world, was more proficient: "Because it's part of the Human Oath Ceremony."

"ceremony?"

Steve asked curiously.

"It's like exchanging rings and finding a god who won't talk to you to be a notary. I have observed that human life is full of such vows."

Lindell raised his knife and fork solemnly: "Sitting at a table and eating together is part of the ritual, and so are Howard and Maria."

Steve couldn't help laughing. He knew that the other party had stayed at Howard's house for a while, but he didn't expect that this not too long "family life" would allow him to write down such content.

"It's okay if you insist on understanding it that way."

He laughed, took the initiative to embrace the other person's shoulders, and left a light kiss on the forehead: "This is also part of the oath."

"……Um."

Lindell's voice was pressed into the shoulder cloth, revealing a slight nasal voice: "It's not that I can't get used to it..."

Regarding "living together", they had made many ironic jokes at the beginning.

Both Lindell and Steve are quite familiar with simple cooking methods, but their knowledge reserves obviously do not match the modern kitchen facilities. On the day when it was Lindell's turn, he stood in the frying pan holding three eggs He fell into deep thought in front of him, snapped his fingers after a while, and finished the fried eggs that morning with a flame made of magic power.

The face-saving guy didn't admit at the end that he didn't learn how to start the induction cooker.

So the next day, Steve stood in the kitchen with a confused expression and snapped his fingers countless times. Finally, he suddenly realized that this thing is not voice-activated. This matter was ridiculed for several days in the Avengers. It ended with Tony Stark's artificial intelligence sending a thick guide to the use of household appliances.

Most humans don't have magical powers, so they can't sign vows based on magical sums.In the absence of strong constraints and the inability to read each other's voices, it is easy to breed lies and create disputes.Lindel held his chin, glanced at his phone, and confirmed today's schedule - Peter Parker was coming to the Avengers as an apprentice, and if nothing else happened, this kid would be accepted as their new member.

The profession of superhero looks glamorous, but in fact it is always in danger. Although it is not as good as licking blood on the battlefield, it is definitely not an easy job. Fury’s opinion is that Peter should start Familiarize yourself with the work with everyone, and when you really become a member of the Avengers, it will be easier to hand over the work.

He's only in high school—god, teenage years are too young for Lindell today, and Steve once objected to minors having to fight gangsters and even more dangerous enemies like them, As a result, Tony ridiculed "like a mother chicken looking at a chick".Anyway, with Fury's consent and Peter's own strong personal will, he will come to the Avengers for an internship on weekends and holidays, which is like a part-time job found by a student.

Steve was extra serious about this, and Peter's attitude seemed to be a holiday-he had sent everyone a long string of messages a long time ago, expressing his excitement that he couldn't sleep all night, and even more on the same day. He rushed over early in the morning, and when he knocked on the window, Steve had just finished his morning exercise.

The World War II veteran hurriedly opened the window and let him in. By the way, he was educated about the dangers of climbing and not to always enter the door in such a weird way. Peter was looking around in the hall, and he didn't see his other friend today. "teammate"--

"Where is Senior Lindell?"

He took off the mask on his head, revealing the slightly immature face that belonged to a young man.

"I didn't wake up. I stayed up all night last night. I said that I played a new game released by the company all night."

Steve sat on the sofa and took out a book while wiping his sweat: "Anyway, it's still early for work, so just wait for him for a while."

... I remember that Captain America's latest educational video still asks everyone to develop the habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Peter Parker puffed up, feeling that the gap between the Captain America who got along in private and the camera gradually widened.This gap became even bigger after he asked what the name of the game was: "What? Isn't this a limited edition collector's edition! You can't buy it even if you line up in advance!"

His eyes sparkled: "Can you lend me to play later?"

"You can ask Lindell about this, but it may be behind Saul and his brother."

Steve replied, still with the attitude of finding fault: "I don't think he will refuse to lend it to you."

That sounds great, but Peter has one last question to ask: "So... how did you get this game?"

Steve replied: "I sent a letter to the game company."

Peter: "..."

He finally realized where the problem was!Two weeks ago, because he was tired of switching between Spider-Man and Peter Parker, he was misunderstood by the teacher as a truant and was detained. At that time, he saw an educational video in which the US team was still urging everyone to study hard and not be addicted to video games. !

The old double standard!

Peter took a deep breath.

Of course, this was just the beginning. In the subsequent internship, he even saw a guy who advocated "balanced nutrition and not picky eaters" stuff several handfuls of candy into the pockets of his new lover and teammate; it is said that it is not very suitable for modern life. The startup interface of Captain America, who is adapted to or even unfamiliar with smartphones, is a picture of a certain guy; it is obvious that Senior Lindell's grip and combat ability are comparable to his own, and even ordinary bullets can't penetrate the skin. , they would still argue with each other, pestering "who should be more careful to hide behind", while beating up opponents who wanted to roll their eyes on the spot until they cried bitterly.

As a trainee superhero, he seldom participates in life-and-death trials, and he will not be entrusted with work related to Hydra, but this land has always been full of disasters, and even the citizens of New York City They are all used to Iron Man's golden and red suit occasionally flying across the sky, and in an emergency, they even took out their mobile phones to take pictures while evacuating in an orderly manner under the command of the police... How should I put it?

——There are many types of hero jobs, there is always one that suits you.

such as……

"Coordinate the port. It is said that there is a smuggling ship of Jinbin. The crew is armed and is about to leave."

Steve's motorcycle was speeding, Lindell was sitting in the back seat with a helmet on his head, and Peter was relying on Spider-Man's superb movement speed to follow them.

The blond-haired goblin yawned. It was obvious that he had just received a "Shaking Text Message" from S.H.I.E.L.D. in his cell phone just after he appeared in the hall. In his eyes, it was unnecessary for three people to go out together for a mere smuggling ship. , but since Steve is serious, he can only correct his attitude along with it.

When they arrived at the port, they saw the cargo ship puffing out thick smoke and gradually drifting away. Peter suddenly ejected spider silk, while Lindell stretched out his hand and stroked the motorcycle lightly, magic power flowed from his fingers. out.

"Just drive there!"

Gravity operation, plus a suitably strong wind.

The engine of the motorcycle roared, and it took off from the port at a standard parabolic elevation angle, and landed directly on the deck through the air, attracting a lot of firepower, and most of the bullets hit the shield of the vibrating gold round shield strangely. On the surface, people doubt the level of marksmanship of these guys.

"Oh! The unsolved mystery of Captain America, why such a small shield can always block bullets!"

Peter rowed across the air, and couldn't help but whistled: "This is the first time I've seen the truth!"

— This is because of a blessing.

Steve thought for a while, but he still didn't reveal this secret. It is conceivable that for a long time, this will still be part of the "Unsolved Captain America Mystery" and people will try to figure it out.

"The Adventures of Rogers" from childhood is far from reaching the end. The thin protagonist, his teammate and his goblin companion have gradually changed their roles in the passage of time, but they are still new. Moving forward in the story.

Lindell turned over and jumped into the cargo box of the cargo ship, and found a large number of firearms and magazines from under the layers of fireproof cloth. He easily took out his mobile phone and took a picture of them. The noise of battle.

Recently, he finally remembered to register an account in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Intranet forum—Natasha and Clint hinted several times that they wanted to invite him to eat melons together.Originally, Lindell's mobile phone had always been a mail receiving tool, a product uniformly distributed by S.H.I.E.L.D., without even changing the start-up interface and background, it was only used to receive "shaking applications" from field agents—when they were too busy Or when the opponent's strength is too strong, they often need the assistance of agents like Lindell and Natasha who have names on both sides of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers.

But now, in addition to work, he was half-forcibly and half-voluntarily added the contact information of Peter and his friends, and even downloaded several "life apps" that Clint said were very useful.

The forum that is said to have been used for decades is of course among them.

Login verification, iris recognition passed, S.H.I.E.L.D. Intranet link...

[Good morning, Agent [-] Lyndall Rogers, and welcome. ]

The author has something to say: ——he finally got his own melon.