[Zhongyingmei] Goblin Detective

There was an uproar in the forum.

Steve's original intention was just to let everyone think of a way, but obviously, his ideas were not completely captured by these friendly forces, and instead led to all kinds of weird inferences.

[31#: Is the landlord being cursed by something so he is talking crazy?]

[32#: Rather than talking crazy, I think it is more likely to be playing with us, but it is difficult for anyone with a bit of humanity to make such a joke to you, youknowwho]

[33#: Does anyone know when he joined the job? I feel like I heard that S.H.I.E.L.D. father]

[34#: Senior Coulson slipped the tongue when drinking before, saying that he had met Senior Lindell when he was ten years old. I wonder if he joined Agent Romanov at the same time]

[35#: Tell you a horror story, Agent Romanov came after the disintegration of the Soviet Union, in fact, the length of service is not very long]

[36#: Actually, I don't think it's necessary to overreact so much?Whether Lindell will accept other people's favors is not mentioned for the time being. It is normal for people like him to be liked by others. There are basically no shortcomings in terms of appearance, income and personal strength. It is not the classic six sides of your field service department. shaped warrior]

[37#>>36#: You are too young and a newcomer, can you only look at the parameters of love?]

[38#>>36#: It is indeed a hexagonal warrior, but I still want to be with humans]

[39#: Is this considered racial discrimination? (funny)]

[40#>>39#: Who dares to discriminate against him? ? ]

[41#: In the case of racial discrimination, at least the person being discriminated against must be an individual]

[42#: When you all rushed to take a group photo, you didn’t see such a big complaint. I’m the pilot in charge of flying the plane. I really don’t understand, so I raised my hand to ask questions. When I was a teammate, I saw you This group of people is quite willing, why is there such a big reaction when it comes to love]

[43#: Actually, I also thought it was weird, but I didn’t dare to say it before (small voice) Why is he called youknowwho, I’ve seen him a few times in the cafeteria, in fact, he’s pretty good in other aspects besides the strange food taste?I also played table with him. ]

[44#>>43#: A real warrior, or too young, I think you should be the one behind]

[Landlord: How can you say that about him!No matter in terms of task completion rate or strength, Lindell has nothing to criticize! ]

[45#: ...is seriously ill. ]

[46#: The landlord has a lot of dramas, or he is really crazy]

[47#: So why...]

[48#: I am also a field agent. Let me tell you. Although this is an old meme in your circle, it seems that many newcomers don’t know it.You can't lie in front of Senior Lindell, he will directly judge the authenticity of everyone's every sentence, so in a dangerous mission, "I hope my teammates will rush to the front to let myself live first", "Why is this dangerous thing?" It's going to happen to me", "As an ordinary person, I hate mutants even though I don't talk about it", these kinds of things that would never be revealed at ordinary times will be noticed by the other party, and depending on the situation, they may be directly disclosed... This This kind of thing, even if sometimes everyone has their own little thoughts, it would be hard to see through all of them]

[49#: Including "why let us face danger in order to protect these useless people", and don't you have the idea of ​​wanting someone to die quickly because of a conflict... Generally speaking, for ordinary people People just think about it and never show it or actually do it, but Lindell will understand this kind of thing as a weak killing intent, right?From the moment such thoughts are read by the other party, you will become a despicable person in his eyes who secretly thinks about harming others. ]

[50#: Just imagine, if you become a lover and then a husband and wife, don’t you married people have any family conflicts or your own selfishness... This kind of discord in the family cannot be expressed in words or Actions to make up for it will be noticed by the other party from the moment the idea is born in the heart, isn't it scary]

[51#: Seriously, once or twice a week I see my brat and want to beat him up]

[52#: Too real, too real]

[53#: Moreover, there are conflicts in the workplace in the office, who has opinions on who, who actually does not like to see who in private, who maintains a good relationship with who on the surface, but actually wants to pull the other party down... This kind of thing will be handled by Lindell Simplified into mutual malice in your mind, it is detected, even if you are not prepared to do anything but just think about it. ]

[54#: Grass, if he stays with us, he probably won't be able to stay here for a week. Our office is calm on the surface, and there are big dramas every day. ]

[55#: Once before, I remember that someone wanted to establish a good relationship with him, and he went to talk to Senior Lindell for several days, but the other party blocked him back with a single word. ]

[56#: I remember it too, it's too miserable]

[57#: "Why do you force yourself to do something you hate?" That's what he asked at the time, with a very confused expression. ...At that time, there were many people watching around, in front of everyone. ]

[58#: Rationally, I know that what Senior Lindell should say is the truth. After all, it is normal to want to have a good relationship with the boss after joining the company, but in essence, not everyone is willing to do so... But for newcomers It's really heartbreaking to say the least. ]

[59#: Neither side has done anything wrong. However, for Lindell, it is hard to imagine what everyone will look like in his eyes. After all, there is nowhere to hide negative emotions... Being a teammate is really trustworthy, But in this more upward relationship, it is simply impossible. ]

[60#: Yes, and even if you are friends, you need to understand each other... How do you think he will understand you, all the sufferings of ordinary people, not enough money, poor health, sickness and hospitalization, fear of being involved in danger, All the things that need to be communicated are incomprehensible and meaningless in the eyes of the other party. Such a person, even if it is your teammate, it is difficult to establish any friendship. ]

[61#: Speaking of the landlord?Just hit and leave?That's it? ]

[The original poster>>61#: I have been reading your replies.I didn't expect him to come here all these years... God, I have to find him. ]

[62#:? ?Do I see English? ]

[63#: The host is serious? ]

[64#: Terrible, I now have a slightly abnormal impression of your entire field team of detectives]

[65#: Don't talk nonsense, most of us have brains! ]

Steve turned off the phone screen.

That guy, he is an elf living in the human world. According to Zola, he is a wandering soul born on the outside of the world and wandering in an environment that does not belong to him.

He suddenly longed to see him.

At about the same time, Lindell used the portal of the New York Temple to transfer directly to his room in the Avengers Building. There were a few more pots of Strelitzia on his window sill, which were said to be decorations bought by Steve. So far it has been well taken care of.

Human beings cannot hear the words of plants, but in his own senses, these ornamental plants are constantly chattering.

"Hey, you know what, the human who bought us back sat in this room for a long time today."

"So what, Steve can stay where he wants."

Lindell responded.

"Are you a fool? That human is obviously plotting against you."

The strelitzias were shaking their leaves: "We felt that way when we were at the flower market!"

There are many explanations for the term conspiracy, and there are various fabricated statements in literary works, but Lindell obviously understands it as the most straightforward one in the literal sense.He pinched those trembling poor leaves with his golden eyes, and could crush their fragile cell walls with a little force: "Although I don't have the style of threatening ornamental plants like Mr. foster father, but if you say that I don’t mind having an extra wet trash in the recycling truck today if people say bad things about it.”

"...But the flower pot should still be regarded as dry garbage."

They shivered.

"The pots will be filled with new ornamentals that talk or know how to be silent in moderation."

Lindell gritted his teeth and said, "You understand what I mean?"

"understand!"

The Strelitzias replied immediately.

At this moment, Steve pushed open the door of the room.

"I heard voices in the door... Lindell? Are you entertaining friends?"

A head poked out from the crack of the door, Steve saw that he was the only one in the room, and smiled knowingly: "Talking with plants? I really miss it. When I was near your house at first, I thought it was Mr Crawley is not on good terms with you and your son."

"Not talking to plants."

Lindell said righteously: "It is educating them."

He followed Steve out of the room with an unhappy expression on his face, "They speak ill of you."

"Ahaha, I really didn't expect to be hated by plants."

"That is to say, obviously everyone likes you so much."

Lindell clasped his hands on his chest, complaining sincerely: "If Coulson was bought from the flower market for any plant, probably even if he was a bamboo, he would do his best to bloom all year round."

Steve: "...No matter how you say it, this has broken through the limit of his life."

And I always feel sorry for Coulson for using this kind of metaphor.

"I've known him for a long time, and he just likes you that much."

"Probably to the point where they want to ask you for an autograph before they die," Lindell said.

Steve paused.

He once discussed Lindell with Bucky in private, and the other party's attitude was quite understated, saying that as long as you take the initiative, you will have a story, but this kind of initiative fell on his head, which made it a little impossible to talk about.

The whole world loves Captain America, but as long as that person says "no" himself, it means nothing.

His footsteps were firmly on the spot, and he turned around suddenly: "What about you?"

"what?"

Lindell looked at each other in surprise. Even though he had learned to put on the right expression at the right time like a human being 30 years ago, even so, this conditioned reflex is still somewhat slower than the brain at this time. thinking speed.

"What do you think? For me..."

Steve's words paused here again, he thought that his heartbeat must be very fast now, maybe it was a frequency that made the other party feel very noisy, and his emotions had nowhere to hide under the other party's keen intuition.It's amazing that although most people feel fear and distance from this, he himself only hates that this perception ability can't be more sensitive and precise, so that the other party can smell his heartfelt voice over the years.

"It doesn't matter what other people think, I care what you think of me."

Steve stared at each other.

It's the truth.

"Because I've always liked you."

He tried hard to laugh, but when he faced that face, he couldn't help but feel uneasy.

It's the truth.

Even though he is a body made of ether, he still feels that the magic power is fluctuating abnormally.Lindell pressed these abnormal reactions, and deduced it with human thinking logic: "So you came to me to ask for an autograph?"

Steve:?

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