[Zhongyingmei] Goblin Detective

As an adult, he's actually not that keen on sweets.

But even so, Steve still took the candies, and just as Lindell expected, the other party's mood quickly improved-the reason is still unclear, and he blamed it on the tetraploid super soldier. The speed of kephin is also faster than others.

"Does your face still hurt?"

Steve wiped the wounds with tweezers dipped in alcohol swabs, and Bucky held a similar piece of gauze in his hand—even though he himself insisted that the wounds would go away after two extra meals.

"No, it's cool."

The goblin youth sat on the sofa without moving. In fact, any one of them could single out a large group of people with a single shot. Even he himself didn't take this level of trauma seriously.

...but Lindell suddenly didn't quite want to explain this.

The base facilities of the Avengers are very reliable. In addition to the facilities where the guys with explosive physical fitness can train, there are also places where "ordinary people" like Dr. Banner can exercise. The artificial intelligence even specially purchased a few strips of yoga mats.

His latest hobby is Tai Chi. In short, he has tried almost all the experience items that are said to be able to "calm the mind" after exercising. The first one is Indian meditation.

"At least this will make you move."

Lindell's own evaluation is: "It's better than sitting there and dozing off."

"...so it's meditation."

Banner raised his forehead: "Who did you learn this meanness from?"

Steve's work density is much higher than Lindell's, often having the kind of sea rescue or repelling pirates, while Lindell is mostly focused on mysterious matters, in anti-curse, mutant issues and monsters. The field of hunting and killing is active.

After all, heroes and agents are different jobs in a sense.Steve is probably better at being a hero, like Charles and his X-Men, but for Lindell, he is not so used to being hugged by inexplicable passerby children after saving others— Even the emotions of love they burst out are sweet and delicious, like the kind of small candies that are fleeting in the mouth and not at all full.

Whether it is saving mankind or destroying mankind, this should be the business of mankind itself.

Among the members of the Avengers, Saul naturally does not have a social account, Lindell is a nominal member and never does business, and among those who have a Twitter account, Iron Man and Captain America have the same amount of attention.

The former benefited from the hard work of artificial intelligence, and his Twitter account appeared to be much friendlier than himself, while the latter... Netizens completely regarded "when can I get a reply from the US team" as a daily lottery.

But in terms of the activity level of netizens, Clint's account is the most popular one.

The reason is simple, he will post videos on YouTube.

Sometimes it is a live broadcast by myself in the training room, most of the time it is to demonstrate his perfect archery skills, and sometimes it will moderately show some decorations and internal facilities of the Avengers Building-of course, it can be made public Partly, as for the core components stored by S.H.I.E.L.D. and Stark, those are secrets that cannot be revealed publicly.

And on this day, his shooting theme is eating and broadcasting.

The camera is set up in front of the table in the living room of the Avengers Building, looking directly at the mountain of cheeseburgers on the table.Clint sat on the side as a commentator, with an exaggerated expression and dancing: "——this is definitely a new challenge! Seventy cheeseburgers are theoretically impossible for human stomachs, but it is obvious that transforming soldiers and humans My physical condition is a bit different, if everyone has over 30 likes, next time I will consider how much the Asgardians eat live..."

In the camera, James Barnes stuffed the food in front of his mouth expressionlessly.

His and Lindell's identities are now semi-public. Although they have not officially joined the Avengers, they are already one of the sure-fire reserve members.Anyone who knows a little bit about Captain America or the Roaring Commando can easily figure out the details of his two close teammates.In addition, Captain America's own memorial hall is always full of people, and it is one of the tourist check-in places for tourists from all over the world. Many people also have the same impression of Bucky's face as "a character in a history textbook".

The external explanation from the Avengers is that he and Lindell also belong to the ranks of transformed soldiers. For various reasons, cryopreservation technology has been used to extend life to modern times.In fact, only more than half of the netizens believe this statement, but most people don't care what the official method is. In this relatively "entertainment to death" era, the news of Chaoyingxi +1 is very important to the majority of people who eat melons. That's enough.

As one of the rare superheroes that can do business, the barrage of netizens is overwhelming.

[cute love]

[Ah, this is the appetite of a tetraploid super soldier]

[I feel that I will go bankrupt if I leave it at home]

[Is there a black hole in my stomach? This is, it seems that I am not trying to force myself at all, and I even eat quite deliciously (...)]

[Watching this video, I also ate an extra bowl of rice]

"About this time next year, he will be one of our members and cooperate with everyone to carry out missions. He is still in a difficult adaptation period. After all, everyone knows that from the last century to the present, the whole world has changed. too much."

Clint's voice is in the background, and then his camera jerks and another voice-over comes out.

"Agent Clinton, what are you doing?"

"Ah Lindell, would you like to say hello to everyone?"

Clint waved his hand and adjusted the direction of the camera lens, but Lindell was quite uncooperative, almost chasing the other party to adjust the angular velocity of the lens to avoid, using a series of beautiful gymnastic movements to make room, leaving only A little bit of hem and elbow.

[Shocked, what kind of skill is this]

[Didn't the camera sweep along the wall, didn't capture this moment? ? ]

[Grandma, your favorite heroes have superpowers]

[This speed is too late to take screenshots, I searched my automatic screen recording and found that only a few frames appeared in the screen]

[Friends in front, please share a few frames of your pictures]

Lindell circled in mid-air and landed on Clint's back, reaching out and patted his shoulder: "I'm here to inform you that there is work to be done now."

After finishing speaking, he paused: "I'm more sensitive to sight, if someone is staring at me, I will feel it, so it's better not to take pictures."

"Okay viewers, that's the end of today's live broadcast, bye~"

Clint snapped the lens cap back on quickly and said "I can't believe you're actually going to explain this to me" as he walked.Bucky sat behind the half-disappeared Burger Hill and waved at them: "Do you need me to help?"

"You consume too much once you start it."

Clint looked at the hamburger wrappers meaningfully: "It's like a nuclear submarine with high military expenses. A cruise needs to consume a lot of energy."

"Then you should go and complain to Stark, his battle suit consumes as much as a bomber cruising at a constant speed in the sky."

Bucky didn't take it seriously: "Furry can't even afford this little money."

"Last time, you couldn't think of how to refute!"

Clint's eyes widened: "Your brains adjust so fast? Then why didn't you say something when you were eating and broadcasting?"

Lindell and James looked at Clint together with mentally retarded eyes: "Of course it's because of trouble."

Steve had been waiting downstairs early, raised his head from the car and waved at Lindell, saying that he would bring him a gift along the way when he came back.The location of their mission this time is in the tropical jungle of New Guinea. It is said that there is a Hydra base hidden in the depths of the rainforest. Originally, Lindell should set off together as an elf who is familiar with the forest environment, but recently he has a more important mission. Things—Gu Yi rarely contacted him, saying that he had something important to inform recently.

In the eyes of Natasha, who is a bystander and driver, the performance of these two guys before leaving was too sticky.

"I heard that the golden phoenix tree kangaroo in New Guinea is the most beautiful kangaroo in the world. I think if you are interested, we can also go and see the berlepsch'ssix-wired there in the future. ) Bird of Paradise.”[1]

Steve said: "I heard that the Lorenz National Park over there has a pretty good reputation among tourists."

In fact, New Guinea was only established in [-], and it belongs to the country that was born after the end of the Vietnam War. The knowledge that Steve has accumulated is entirely from the results of temporary Google searches.Lindell nodded at this travel suggestion and accepted it all. What he cared about was another thing: "There are some skilled witches among the aborigines on that piece of land, and they even have the power to change the weather and affect the soul, so To be on the safe side, I suggest you take this..."

He poked his head in from the car window, stretched out his hand to lift off the tights on the opponent's arm - I don't know why human heroes like to wear this kind of thing - cut his skin with a sharp nail, pointed at The blood from the abdomen flowed out, and a small rune was traced on Steve's arm.

"This is a protection applied on the soul level, and the effect can last for about 72 hours."

Lindell explained: "On the physical level, it can resist an impact of [-] joules, but this is no big deal. The focus is on the effectiveness of anti-curse."

Lindell's chanting voice is very soft.

[inproprionominemeo]

in my own name

[benediximus]

best wishes to you

The blood on the arm disappeared in an instant after the magical brilliance appeared, and it was completely indistinguishable to the naked eye, leaving only "some invisible thing" left on the body.Just like during World War II, even the hair cut from Lindell's body will turn into pure energy light particles and ride away in the wind, leaving no trace on the material world.Divide a small part of the body made of true ether, and use these parts as a catalyst to send down blessings. This is part of the fairy's inherent magic formula and a moderate improvement of the magic base on the world's surface.

Clint fastened his seat belt on the co-pilot's seat. Hearing this with great interest, he also rolled down the window and stretched out his arms: "Then give me one too!"

Steve and Lindell looked at him together, and his gaze made him anxious: "What's the matter? Why is Steve the only one receiving preferential treatment? Is Captain America so charismatic!"

Natasha, who was in charge of driving, slapped him on the back of the head, stretched out her hand and pulled him back: "Shut up, let's go!"

"But I heard that there are headhunters among the aborigines in New Guinea! What if they want to come and eat me after seeing my clever mind and strong body—"

"Then the first thing they eat should be Stark, and human teeth can't wear metal battle suits."

Natasha, holding the steering wheel, closed the window indifferently.

Lindell gave him a final wave from the window, and Steve pulled on his seatbelt, feeling a little unkind, but happy nonetheless.

The car quickly disappeared downstairs from the Avengers Building.

What Master Gu Yi wanted to instruct was part of his last words.

——"last words", this word is too heavy for human beings, even Lindell, who is somewhat used to seeing human death in a certain sense, can't help but put this heavy word in the top priority .

The human body has a limit of movement, but this is limited to ordinary people. The life of a supreme mage cannot be compared with ordinary people. Therefore, even though Gu Yi mentioned several times indiscriminately about his "successor" Lindell didn't take it as too urgent a matter - the opponent has lived from the Celtic period to the present, and hundreds of years have passed, not less than a few years or more.

And when he passed through the teleportation formula set up in the New York Temple and entered Karma Taj, he found that this old acquaintance, the Supreme Mage, who had known him for decades, was teaching a new face how to use the hanging ring to restrain magic power.

"How is that Mr. Barnes who came back from Fairy Town?"

Gu Yi greeted him very familiarly, with a calm and casual attitude. Along with his questioning, a wooden bench was added beside Lindell, and a cup of steaming honey tea with added honey was placed on the table. : "Three times the amount of honey, it's the taste you usually like."

The man sitting cross-legged next to her gave him a very surprised look. Judging from the emotions fed back by the other party, the thought in his mind was probably "why didn't triple honey kill you directly".

"It's still recovering, and it will probably soon become what it used to be."

Lindell also maintained a considerable degree of respect when facing the Supreme Mage: "Why did you come to me?"

"Just to introduce you to each other."

Gu Yi said calmly, "This is Lindell."

She looked at Lindell again: "This is Stephen, a..."

"Doctor, I'm a doctor, and I know him."

The unshaven man said: "Thanks to the wifi signal here too... I know he is a potential member of the Avengers."

A teammate of Captain America who survived World War II to the present.

I just didn't expect that group of superheroes to be connected with Kama Taj.

"Oh, I didn't expect Mr. Lindell to be quite famous among humans?"

Gu Yi showed a little surprise: "What I want to introduce is that he is a goblin living in the human world and one of the founders of the New York Temple."

With a puff, the man spit out all the tea in his mouth.

He is a complete layman, Lindell thought, the talent in the magic circuit is top-notch, there are very few individuals with such a rich circuit in the first generation of magicians, but it is nothing more than "top talent" - for the supreme mage In terms of position, talent is even an entry-level requirement, and other than that, there are almost as many assessment items that need to be met.

Gu Yi stretched out his hand and drew out a mirrored space, where there were only the two of them, and the conversation was very safe.

"Do you want me to protect you?"

Lindell guessed for a moment.

"No, on the contrary, until he officially becomes the supreme mage, I hope you don't do anything."

Gu Yi said: "I came to you for another matter."

"I hope you can help cure the neurological disease in his hands after he assumes the responsibility of the Supreme Mage."

——This is the last thing I can do for him as the supreme mage of the previous generation.

The author has something to say: Clint: Give me one too!

Natasha: are you thinking about peach