[Zhongyingmei] Goblin Detective

James Buchanan Barnes, the new identity hasn't changed a word.Lindell looked at Fury on the video call with some doubts, and the other party stared back without hesitation: "I don't think there is anything more reliable than his own identity."

"Also, you should just use the name Lindell now, otherwise Stark will complain about why his own illegitimate son is so big all of a sudden in a few years."

Lindell was indifferent to these arrangements. After so many years, he didn't expect that Howard was the only one who had a bad reputation. However, he couldn't complain to himself sincerely.The soup pot in the public kitchen was bubbling and bubbling. Although there were only three people who needed to eat, they made a meal for at least ten people.

I'm having curry today.

One of the least difficult foods to make in the world.

After all, the three people living here have no experience in cooking. Even with the only reliable Steve, they can barely cook the food.Lindell does not need to eat most of the time, but just like cats can also eat fruit, it is not impossible to sit at the table honestly just for the taste or the atmosphere of "everyone eats together", so there is this scene today — Chunks of potatoes, carrots and beef tossed up and down in a stockpot bucket, laced with instant curry cubes to give off a charming...industrial spice mix.

Like instant noodles in cups, it is a well-known invention of the Japanese in modern times.

Although you can buy a lot of them at a very cheap price in convenience stores, Steve and James are obviously interested in this modern and convenient ingredient. The ratio of curry for ten people is 1:1:8 Being quickly carve up, the World War II veteran with azure blue eyes looked at the "8" very worriedly, thinking that there might be something wrong with his perception of the world.

"Is he all right?"

Steve asked, "I remember you told me before that eating human food would be burdensome."

——But Bucky is obviously eating too much food now, and no matter how much he eats, his appearance has not changed in any way, as if there is a black hole in his stomach.

"There is a difference between the "fairyization of humans" and the naturally formed elves. "

Lindell made a judgment, and felt that the problem was not too big: "So, he has both the energy intake method as a human and the magic power intake method as a goblin, and at present, it seems that eating alone can produce magic power."

After finishing speaking, he sighed: "It's really convenient."

At the beginning, he himself had to do his best to maintain a stable form on the outside of the world, but now the only thing that has changed in James is his appetite.

He kept saying "this is really enviable", but in fact, this half-human half-fairy life was easier than imagined, which made Lindell sincerely happy for his friend.

"So does he use that...spell like you do? And the goblin song?"

"That shouldn't work. This is another thing. Bucky's 'underground color' is still human, but new parts are built on the basis of human beings, as a living person—even in a dying state— As a transformed creature, he doesn't have most of the goblin talents."

Lindell thought for a while, and concluded: "Except for a little magic power, other places should be similar to you after body transformation."

James, who swallowed the curry in his mouth, nodded in agreement: "It's easy to get hungry now."

"Because the consumption of generating magic power is much greater than the daily activities of human beings."

"If it's just a matter of eating more, you're lucky," Lindell said.

In fact, as a transformed soldier with four times the physical strength, Steve’s daily energy intake also exceeds that of ordinary humans. Thinking about it round and round, none of the three of them can normally eat an adult meal in a fast food restaurant. set meal.

Of course, this is nothing to regret.

There are not too many twists and turns in the establishment of the Avengers, but the minor problems have not been broken from beginning to end.First, Tony Stark himself announced that he was the investor and half-boss of this new superhero organization, with a modest amount of command while paying everyone a salary.At this point, Fury rolled his eyes bluntly, saying that every time you are the only one who arrives late and leaves early, and if you don’t attend and let the artificial intelligence record, you should at least correct your attitude first. Tony retorted that your thinking is too slow to keep up I am a genius, and stupid people in this world need to constantly reflect on themselves.

Natasha and Clint were originally agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and belonged to the backbone of the entire alliance, and Clint even applied for his own Twitter home page account quickly, just waiting for S.H.I.E.L.D. The operation adds an official certification label to him.

Steve is very positive and even willing to take time out to do everyone's ideological work. Lindell suffered from the battle plan he talked about many times during World War II. He raised his hands and surrendered early. Bucky himself is fine. Opinion, he is not yet a person with full capacity for civil conduct, and there is currently no need for Fury to let him go to the front line.

And Dr. Banner has always upheld the resistance of others to push and move.

"I really don't think it's going to help."

He spread his hands: "If there is any magic, I mean, if there is any magic that can make me disappear and become an ordinary person again, I am willing to pay any price to do so."

"'Price' is not something that can be easily said, Mr. Banner, especially don't make an oath lightly."

Lindell was leaning on the sofa, his whole figure was like a cat stretching its muscles and bones: "Most human beings have no magic power, nor do they have the binding effect of the soul oath, but casual words will still form a very slight curse. If something else sneaks in, the promise you just made will become an invitation to enter the room."

"Praying devoutly to God and calling out the word "□□" to be the believer of the other party means that your spiritual realm has opened the door to unilaterally connect with the other party; you say that you are willing to 'pay all the price', this sentence means that if you Someone with the power to take you out of that pain for a while can take the power of the Hulk and do all the evil things they want."

Lindell added: "If I were Fury, I would prefer that this power is still locked in a more reliable human body, such as you."

"This is the best conversation you've had in ten years, Lindell."

Natasha whistled and clapped from the air.

"Just a little advice based on my own experience."

The guy who was praised proudly raised his chin, and being able to show his more reliable side in front of that human really made Lindell very satisfied: "After all, I don't know how many years we will work together in the future."

The problems on the human side are not difficult to solve, but the troubles of the gods increase exponentially.

The skinny teenager who looked like a high school boy put himself between Thor and the other members of the Avengers vigilantly, threatening "Don't try to let a god work for you group of ants in the middle of the garden".

"Sorry, my friends, my brother is like this, don't mind too much."

Thor pressed his shoulders to bring him back, and the action made the dark-haired young Norse look even more annoyed: "You idiot! Have you only known them for a few days and started falling for these Atrium people?"

"He lied."

Lindell said suddenly: "He just thinks you won't return to Asgard after staying on Earth for too long."

"Are you kidding me, this guy almost cut Saul open with his own hands two months ago."

Clint stared wide-eyed: "Or are the kinship between gods so bloody?"

Almost at the same time, the guy who was dubbed the god of tricks widened his eyes, and immediately gathered a bright magic cluster in his hand: "Ah, I haven't found out that a group of ants in the atrium has been stuffed into it!" Talkative Alfheimer, it seems that the life in the courtyard has also rusted your head, you don’t know how to control your tongue, it seems that I should turn you into a noisy frog..."

"All right, all right Loki,"

Sol hurriedly stopped Loki's finger with his hammer again. Although he couldn't use any spells, the destructiveness of the magical armor to the balance of magic power at least prevented Loki's attack from being too accurate: " You know the people of Alfheim are a little b-direct?"

He paused belatedly: "People from Alfheim?"

Steve is also interested in this rare word: "What does that mean?"

"So your knowledge of the history of the Nine Realms is worse than that of Fandral."

Loki gouged out his older brother, who was obviously bigger in size: "The son of Niord, the god of summer and sea, and the kingdom of fairies led by the sun god Frey as king, but the one in front of you should not come from Asia. Wolfheim, I've heard there are native goblins in the Atrium itself, but most of them live in a place called Avalon."

In fact, in essence, there are still subtle differences between the elves of Avalon and the bright elves of Alfheim, probably on the level of the differences between Peking Man and Neanderthals, but this kind of elf creature No one is willing to listen to the subdivisions of learning, including Thor himself, who has never taken those cosmic creatures seriously in 500 years.

Aside from Odin's sudden whim of throwing him to Earth and stripping away the trial of his divine power, the godbrothers were here for another reason.

"We need to salvage something that was originally left on Earth by that bad old man Odin."

Loki said with a disgusted expression: "Those are not something you ants in the courtyard can get your hands on."

"It was God the Father who left some of his own garbage...some of his private collections on the earth earlier, but at that time, human beings had no way to go deep into the seabed and snow-capped mountains, so the storage method at that time was very safe."

Saul explained: "Humans have reached most of the earth's surface and a small amount of ocean range by now, so storage sites thousands of years ago have become less suitable."

"I can tell you just wanted to say the dump! What's your initial impression of Earth?"

Clint interrupted.

"The last time I came to the atrium."

Sol thought for a while: "People still wear clothes made of animal skins, but it's fun to get along with them. Although they are clumsy and not very smart, there are businessmen, explorers, craftsmen and sailors with bold personalities among them."

"A bunch of savages."

Rocky puts it succinctly: "I hate them."

I don't know how long ago that was.

They once came to the early Scandinavian Peninsula, and left the legend of Norse mythology with the Vikings at that time. Unfortunately, it is probably because the early humans did not understand enough, and many of them relied on their rich imagination to make up fabricated content.

"For example, gods used ash and elm to create humans, but that's just making human-shaped puppets."

Thor spread his hands: "And I remember that humans at that time thought that Loki gave birth to an eight-legged horse..."

"Shut up Saul!"

The young god who was a head shorter than him drew out his dagger angrily: "You swear (swear) never to mention this!"

"That's because you said you were going to kill every Atrium person who brought it up, so I can't swear,"

Thor argued: "It would be too much to kill at least one-twentieth of the human beings on this planet."

"So you also know that so many damned ants in the atrium know this fabricated lie! You—"

Lindell didn't listen carefully to the following content. To be honest, the alien members of the Avengers were a bit noisy.However, as the crown prince of Asgard, Sol himself doesn't have a lot of time to stay on the earth. Even as a member of the Avengers, most of the time he can only be a sideline.

There are indeed some Asgardian-style weapons in the "cold storage" that cannot be analyzed. Although Fury also wanted the R&D personnel of S.H.I.E.L.D. Let them take the things away quickly.

"Now is not the time to be greedy for alien technology."

Tony, who is relatively professional in this regard, also gave his own judgment: "Because of energy leakage, it is never a good thing to expose the coordinates of the earth to the universe in advance, at least I have to wait until I make the magic power monitoring indicator before thinking about it."

"Don't even think about it, it's just a tin can!"

"That's why I never fight with minors, and I can do this kind of thing if I give me some time."

"Come on, just rely on your metal iron skin with a color matching like the Niflheim flame lizard..."

Steve couldn't talk about this kind of discussion. He turned on his mobile phone and logged on to Twitter, and the background was immediately flooded with overwhelming comments.At the first press conference of the Avengers, the media released the news that "Captain America is still alive", which instantly ignited the attention of the whole world.

The tweet that only sent a single "Hello" is filled with all kinds of confessions from netizens, far exceeding the number that can respond and reject one by one.

Netizens are far more open-minded now than they were back then. There are all kinds of opinions, from "Grandma, I also like the hero you chase after" to "I even thought of the child's name", which made him unable to bear it. I can't help but think of the scene when I was blocked by the actors in the corner of the dressing room when I was performing in the opera house.

——The young soldier from Brooklyn blushed, and finally Lindell knocked impatiently on the door before letting him escape in embarrassment.

He followed the tips of the app one by one to follow several Avengers members who had registered Twitter accounts. On Clint’s homepage, he posted some videos of himself shooting arrows in the training room. Natasha mainly reposted various Interesting photography pictures.Superheroes are not movie stars, they have absolutely no need for business, Tony Stark’s social accounts have been taken over by his artificial intelligence before, and the speed of replying to netizens’ questions is a mess.

He also asked if Lindell had a similar personal homepage, and the other party answered no without hesitation, saying that the only forum he would read was the S.H.I.E.L.D. intranet, but the last time he visited it was a few years ago.

"I still prefer face-to-face communication. The content that language can convey is too imprecise."

Lindell said: "But it seems that Coulson and the others use this forum very often."

So on this day, Captain America himself appeared in the main building of the "Hub" branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., sat in front of the computer and registered a forum account with his internal magnetic card.

It is true that no one is talking about work in the chat forum.

[Original poster: Hello everyone, I am a newcomer who has just joined the company. Excuse me, what should I do if the other party does not respond? ]

The author has something to say: In the forum: what?Lindell?Landlord, you are dreaming, and you have everything in your dream.