The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 116 The first day of being an anchor
[Is the new assistant looking for something? ? 】
【Did he see a ghost Σ(°△°|||)︴ that we can't see?】
[What the hell is the new assistant? The anchor of 2333 obviously found a leading actor to film, okay!Didn’t you see that the anchors all retreated to the second line, and didn’t talk except for the narration→_→】
[The leading role can actually be a part-time assistant, the anchor really knows how to play 23333]
[I just want to know where the old assistant went?Is it because of the uneven distribution of spoils that the host killed it? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]
[Shouldn't it be done away?At most, I will be fired, and I will take a picture of a cucumber later, and we will have a whole table (eat, eat, eat)
[No, why do I feel that the former assistant Jun ran away from home after a disagreement?Such a natural and unrestrained personality is really a role model for my generation! 】
The main god who ran away from home?
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows, this description is really... apt.
Looking back, it seems that the main god left home without saying a word.
And before this guy leaves, he will always create a lot of trouble for him, wait until he... what is he waiting for?
Jin Jianglan's brain was aching.
—he couldn't remember.
When the barrage discussions became more and more crooked, Cheng Qingze suddenly spoke.
"The time of this town has been going back?"
he asked.
When Jin Jianglan, who was searching his memory carefully, heard this, he just felt that something broke out from the depths of his mind, and when he reacted, he went to capture it, but the thing had long since disappeared...
"How long is the backtracking cycle?"
"If this is the case, the ghosts here should be immortal, right?"
"So where did the female ghost that appeared last night go?"
"Or...only items are traced back, excluding ghosts?"
While Jin Jianglan was silent, Cheng Qingze had already asked several questions one after another.
He didn't want Jin Jianglan to answer these questions, but he was just trying to deepen his impression and think from the perspective of a bystander.
A strange color flashed in Jin Jianglan's eyes, but he knew it clearly in his heart.
When Cheng Qingze said these words, it was as if the last lock had been dropped by him who had been waiting for a long time.
For some reason, Jin Jianglan breathed a sigh of relief, and the breath-holding headache just now disappeared without a trace.
[Is what my new assistant said true? !There is still time to go back to such an advanced skill!Black technology!The cliff is black technology! ! ! 】
[Fuck, this new assistant is so cute = 口 = I'm starting to wonder if he was arranged by the anchor! 】
[Probably the character design of the protagonist? ?Well, a smart, witty and calm character setting is much better than a stupid one who yells at nothing, doesn’t know anything and only drags his feet to death _(:з」∠)_]
【+10086, so don't worry about how spicy it is!Watch the live broadcast with peace of mind, maybe where the anchor still puts the easter eggs? 】
Easter eggs...
Jin Jianglan scanned the screen of the mobile phone again with his spiritual sense, and found that netizens were eagerly looking forward to the "easter eggs". He thought, although he didn't prepare any easter eggs, but... he also prepared a surprise (scare).
——I don’t know if the ghosts and mortals that appear in a short while are considered "easter eggs"?
"It seems that our protagonist has already guessed the true appearance of the town."
Jin Jianglan said something into the microphone of the mobile phone, then took a few steps forward, and stood beside Cheng Qingze: "Perhaps there are many new viewers who don't know the setting of this town. Let me briefly introduce it below."
"The anchor has said before that the whole town is full of dead people. But they don't realize that they are dead, they are still living their lives, repeating the life of the day they died every day, as if they were still alive It's like living."
"If it's just like this, then the living people will not be in any danger, but in fact, the so-called life of repeating the day of death also includes their death process. Every night is the moment when they remember that they are ghosts .”
"From the haunting incident last night, we can infer that in the early stage, ghosts were more restricted in killing people. As long as they don't kill themselves, they won't die too quickly."
"Like the anchor and Mr. Cheng, entering a haunted place after nightfall is a way of expressing death."
Cheng Qingze: "..."
He knew that this kind of behavior looked like death, but in fact it was really death, but in order to live longer, some dangers must be taken, and some deaths must be done boldly.
In Cheng Qingze's view, the task of surviving for a hundred days must be the easiest and least dangerous in the early stage, but one person died on the supposedly easiest first day.
Judging by the degree from easy to difficult, isn't this the rhythm of group destruction?
Cheng Qingze was very aware of danger. After he learned that the ghost had killed people this morning, he realized that these hundred days would definitely not be so easy.If you do nothing, but only rely on evasion and luck, it must be the end of ten deaths and no life.
Instead of passively waiting to die, it is better to take advantage of the present to fight, the possibility of success is higher.
Then he hugged a golden thigh.
Looking at Jin Thigh's attitude, as long as he is obedient, he can satisfy Jin Thigh,
and so……
Don't golden thighs just like to play live broadcasts?
Cheng Qingze is very confident in his acting skills, and it is not difficult to cooperate with the live broadcast.
The anchor Jin, who didn't understand Cheng Qingze's inner entanglement at all, continued his explanation: "This is the second night since the anchor came to this town. At this time and place yesterday, a female ghost killed A middle-aged man, and arrogantly chopped him to pieces. This kind of behavior has caused extremely bad effects, good boy, don't learn from it!"
"Of course, we have to pay attention to science. Things like ghosts are actually just a natural scene, such as images left by using special techniques, such as hallucinations, such as the extras who play the female ghost are very dedicated, the makeup artist is amazing, The special effects are fake and real, etc."
"In short," anchor Jin concluded, "in today's highly developed science, we can't be superstitious!"
[...Anchor, don't you think there is something wrong with such a far-fetched explanation? 】
[What's wrong?For the anchor, speaking nonsense with eyes open is an essential skill→_→】
[Forcibly touching porcelain science is immoral, anchor!Science it gets angry, it really does! ! 】
【Actually, ghosts are also science ← You should say this as an anchor ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭】
[2333 is right, ghosts are indeed science hahaha]
[Don’t laugh upstairs, in fact, the so-called science is only something we have discovered so far and can use known knowledge to explain it reasonably.In fact, the entire universe is so big, we only know less than [-]% of what we know, and the rest is classified as unscientific, but the times are advancing, and we must keep pace with the times! 】
[Are you writing an official speech?Well done the ad, little comrade! 】
Cheng Qingze's focus is obviously different from that of netizens outside these situations.
The reason why netizens often misrepresent the topic is because they are just watching the live broadcast for fun and have no personal experience.
To put it bluntly, whether the people in the live broadcast can live or not has nothing to do with them, at most it is just a verbal talk and a few tears.It can’t be said that there are no ones who really ran to the rescue, but the chances are very small, and more people just call the police or go to the local federal government, and they can’t do anything else.
Cheng Qingze was trapped in this small town.
If he doesn't work hard on his own, if he doesn't try his best to seize the chance of living, then he will have no future.
So he had to concentrate on not missing any clues.
Cheng Qingze listened very seriously. Since Jin Jianglan didn't hide from him when he said these things, it means that the information contains what he needs. As long as he finds clues from it, the way to survive to the end may be at his feet.
"...Obviously, at the beginning, Mr. Cheng didn't know that the residents of the town would repeat their lives on the day they died," Jin Jianglan finally got to the point, "Then how did he find out just now?"
[Is it the lack of humanity, or the loss of morality?Let's walk the inner world of Process Assistant together! 】
[...Welcome the audience friends to watch the unscientific program on time? 】
[The anchor clearly emphasized the importance of science!Do you understand science? ! 】
[Hehe, you underestimate me too much!Science sucks?Just like this, you still want to fool me?I am a person who went to elementary school! 】
[Hehehe, isn’t it amazing to have gone to elementary school?I have graduated from elementary school (chest out)
[Oh, then you take out your diploma, or I will sue you for pretending to be an outstanding student of the Federation (just face]
[2333 elementary school does not have a graduation certificate, okay!Upstairs you are simply 66666]
Jin Jianglan is... asking him?
Cheng Qingze's eyes flashed, and several thoughts flashed in his mind.
But no matter what was in his mind, he still had to answer this question.
"When I entered this room at noon yesterday, I deliberately noted down the placement and angles of some items, and then slightly changed them, such as this window—"
Cheng Qingze pointed to the window, "When I first came in, the opening and closing angle of this window was about fifteen degrees, and I opened it to about seventeen degrees. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible to distinguish clearly with the naked eye. Yes, so I'm not worried about other people finding it."
[So the protagonist, are you excluding yourself from human beings? 2333]
[The protagonist is different from ordinary humans!The protagonist's halo above his head must have a pair of microscope eyes =. =]
【stop fighting!Continue to listen to the new assistant! ! 】
"In order to verify whether things that are not human will notice this small difference, I focused on observing the proprietress' expression when I entered for the second time."
Cheng Qingze shrugged, "It turns out that the proprietress didn't notice anything."
"Just to be on the safe side, before I left, I threw another thing in the crack of the bed."
【Did he see a ghost Σ(°△°|||)︴ that we can't see?】
[What the hell is the new assistant? The anchor of 2333 obviously found a leading actor to film, okay!Didn’t you see that the anchors all retreated to the second line, and didn’t talk except for the narration→_→】
[The leading role can actually be a part-time assistant, the anchor really knows how to play 23333]
[I just want to know where the old assistant went?Is it because of the uneven distribution of spoils that the host killed it? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]
[Shouldn't it be done away?At most, I will be fired, and I will take a picture of a cucumber later, and we will have a whole table (eat, eat, eat)
[No, why do I feel that the former assistant Jun ran away from home after a disagreement?Such a natural and unrestrained personality is really a role model for my generation! 】
The main god who ran away from home?
Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows, this description is really... apt.
Looking back, it seems that the main god left home without saying a word.
And before this guy leaves, he will always create a lot of trouble for him, wait until he... what is he waiting for?
Jin Jianglan's brain was aching.
—he couldn't remember.
When the barrage discussions became more and more crooked, Cheng Qingze suddenly spoke.
"The time of this town has been going back?"
he asked.
When Jin Jianglan, who was searching his memory carefully, heard this, he just felt that something broke out from the depths of his mind, and when he reacted, he went to capture it, but the thing had long since disappeared...
"How long is the backtracking cycle?"
"If this is the case, the ghosts here should be immortal, right?"
"So where did the female ghost that appeared last night go?"
"Or...only items are traced back, excluding ghosts?"
While Jin Jianglan was silent, Cheng Qingze had already asked several questions one after another.
He didn't want Jin Jianglan to answer these questions, but he was just trying to deepen his impression and think from the perspective of a bystander.
A strange color flashed in Jin Jianglan's eyes, but he knew it clearly in his heart.
When Cheng Qingze said these words, it was as if the last lock had been dropped by him who had been waiting for a long time.
For some reason, Jin Jianglan breathed a sigh of relief, and the breath-holding headache just now disappeared without a trace.
[Is what my new assistant said true? !There is still time to go back to such an advanced skill!Black technology!The cliff is black technology! ! ! 】
[Fuck, this new assistant is so cute = 口 = I'm starting to wonder if he was arranged by the anchor! 】
[Probably the character design of the protagonist? ?Well, a smart, witty and calm character setting is much better than a stupid one who yells at nothing, doesn’t know anything and only drags his feet to death _(:з」∠)_]
【+10086, so don't worry about how spicy it is!Watch the live broadcast with peace of mind, maybe where the anchor still puts the easter eggs? 】
Easter eggs...
Jin Jianglan scanned the screen of the mobile phone again with his spiritual sense, and found that netizens were eagerly looking forward to the "easter eggs". He thought, although he didn't prepare any easter eggs, but... he also prepared a surprise (scare).
——I don’t know if the ghosts and mortals that appear in a short while are considered "easter eggs"?
"It seems that our protagonist has already guessed the true appearance of the town."
Jin Jianglan said something into the microphone of the mobile phone, then took a few steps forward, and stood beside Cheng Qingze: "Perhaps there are many new viewers who don't know the setting of this town. Let me briefly introduce it below."
"The anchor has said before that the whole town is full of dead people. But they don't realize that they are dead, they are still living their lives, repeating the life of the day they died every day, as if they were still alive It's like living."
"If it's just like this, then the living people will not be in any danger, but in fact, the so-called life of repeating the day of death also includes their death process. Every night is the moment when they remember that they are ghosts .”
"From the haunting incident last night, we can infer that in the early stage, ghosts were more restricted in killing people. As long as they don't kill themselves, they won't die too quickly."
"Like the anchor and Mr. Cheng, entering a haunted place after nightfall is a way of expressing death."
Cheng Qingze: "..."
He knew that this kind of behavior looked like death, but in fact it was really death, but in order to live longer, some dangers must be taken, and some deaths must be done boldly.
In Cheng Qingze's view, the task of surviving for a hundred days must be the easiest and least dangerous in the early stage, but one person died on the supposedly easiest first day.
Judging by the degree from easy to difficult, isn't this the rhythm of group destruction?
Cheng Qingze was very aware of danger. After he learned that the ghost had killed people this morning, he realized that these hundred days would definitely not be so easy.If you do nothing, but only rely on evasion and luck, it must be the end of ten deaths and no life.
Instead of passively waiting to die, it is better to take advantage of the present to fight, the possibility of success is higher.
Then he hugged a golden thigh.
Looking at Jin Thigh's attitude, as long as he is obedient, he can satisfy Jin Thigh,
and so……
Don't golden thighs just like to play live broadcasts?
Cheng Qingze is very confident in his acting skills, and it is not difficult to cooperate with the live broadcast.
The anchor Jin, who didn't understand Cheng Qingze's inner entanglement at all, continued his explanation: "This is the second night since the anchor came to this town. At this time and place yesterday, a female ghost killed A middle-aged man, and arrogantly chopped him to pieces. This kind of behavior has caused extremely bad effects, good boy, don't learn from it!"
"Of course, we have to pay attention to science. Things like ghosts are actually just a natural scene, such as images left by using special techniques, such as hallucinations, such as the extras who play the female ghost are very dedicated, the makeup artist is amazing, The special effects are fake and real, etc."
"In short," anchor Jin concluded, "in today's highly developed science, we can't be superstitious!"
[...Anchor, don't you think there is something wrong with such a far-fetched explanation? 】
[What's wrong?For the anchor, speaking nonsense with eyes open is an essential skill→_→】
[Forcibly touching porcelain science is immoral, anchor!Science it gets angry, it really does! ! 】
【Actually, ghosts are also science ← You should say this as an anchor ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭】
[2333 is right, ghosts are indeed science hahaha]
[Don’t laugh upstairs, in fact, the so-called science is only something we have discovered so far and can use known knowledge to explain it reasonably.In fact, the entire universe is so big, we only know less than [-]% of what we know, and the rest is classified as unscientific, but the times are advancing, and we must keep pace with the times! 】
[Are you writing an official speech?Well done the ad, little comrade! 】
Cheng Qingze's focus is obviously different from that of netizens outside these situations.
The reason why netizens often misrepresent the topic is because they are just watching the live broadcast for fun and have no personal experience.
To put it bluntly, whether the people in the live broadcast can live or not has nothing to do with them, at most it is just a verbal talk and a few tears.It can’t be said that there are no ones who really ran to the rescue, but the chances are very small, and more people just call the police or go to the local federal government, and they can’t do anything else.
Cheng Qingze was trapped in this small town.
If he doesn't work hard on his own, if he doesn't try his best to seize the chance of living, then he will have no future.
So he had to concentrate on not missing any clues.
Cheng Qingze listened very seriously. Since Jin Jianglan didn't hide from him when he said these things, it means that the information contains what he needs. As long as he finds clues from it, the way to survive to the end may be at his feet.
"...Obviously, at the beginning, Mr. Cheng didn't know that the residents of the town would repeat their lives on the day they died," Jin Jianglan finally got to the point, "Then how did he find out just now?"
[Is it the lack of humanity, or the loss of morality?Let's walk the inner world of Process Assistant together! 】
[...Welcome the audience friends to watch the unscientific program on time? 】
[The anchor clearly emphasized the importance of science!Do you understand science? ! 】
[Hehe, you underestimate me too much!Science sucks?Just like this, you still want to fool me?I am a person who went to elementary school! 】
[Hehehe, isn’t it amazing to have gone to elementary school?I have graduated from elementary school (chest out)
[Oh, then you take out your diploma, or I will sue you for pretending to be an outstanding student of the Federation (just face]
[2333 elementary school does not have a graduation certificate, okay!Upstairs you are simply 66666]
Jin Jianglan is... asking him?
Cheng Qingze's eyes flashed, and several thoughts flashed in his mind.
But no matter what was in his mind, he still had to answer this question.
"When I entered this room at noon yesterday, I deliberately noted down the placement and angles of some items, and then slightly changed them, such as this window—"
Cheng Qingze pointed to the window, "When I first came in, the opening and closing angle of this window was about fifteen degrees, and I opened it to about seventeen degrees. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible to distinguish clearly with the naked eye. Yes, so I'm not worried about other people finding it."
[So the protagonist, are you excluding yourself from human beings? 2333]
[The protagonist is different from ordinary humans!The protagonist's halo above his head must have a pair of microscope eyes =. =]
【stop fighting!Continue to listen to the new assistant! ! 】
"In order to verify whether things that are not human will notice this small difference, I focused on observing the proprietress' expression when I entered for the second time."
Cheng Qingze shrugged, "It turns out that the proprietress didn't notice anything."
"Just to be on the safe side, before I left, I threw another thing in the crack of the bed."
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