don't make a fuss, bend

I was so excited just now that I called him "Little Sun".Yu Hei suddenly realized that he needed to change his words, so he showed a bright smile and said, "Brother Baiyang, we are so destined by fate, and it is too coincidental."

Auntie listened and said:

"Oh, have you met?"

But Bai Yang had a stinky fart face, and replied angrily:

"I've seen it. Today in the subway, he deliberately knocked me down to the ground."

Yu Hei was in a hurry, and said innocently:

"No, no, it's not like that. I didn't hit you on purpose, no, no, it wasn't me who hit you at all."

Bai Yang refused to let go:

"You mean I bumped into you on purpose."

Yu Hei nodded, realizing that it was a trap, he hastily denied:

"No, no, how to say this."

Yu Hei was eager to gain wisdom, and continued to explain:

"The impact process can be analyzed in this way. You know, the force is reciprocal. The force you exert on me is equal to the force I exert on you. So there is no such thing as who hits whom. Then why do I Didn’t fall to the ground, but you fell to the ground? This needs to be analyzed according to the kinetic energy theorem. When we interact, although your speed is greater than mine, it is obvious that my mass is greater than yours, so my kinetic energy Bigger, if you do this, Brother Bai Yang, you will fall to the ground."

After finishing speaking, Yu Hei finally straightened his waist, thinking that he had succeeded in defending himself.

The more my aunt listened to it, the more confused she became, and Bai Yang became irritable when he heard it was something from physics class.

After Yu Hei finished explaining, Bai Yang couldn't help but burst out:

"What nonsense, I can't understand! Don't think that you are great because you can read!"

Yu Hei became very embarrassed when he heard this, looked at Bai Yang, and didn't know what to say.

There was no unpleasant expression on Little Sunshine's face either, but he just looked at the other party in the same way and remained silent.

Fortunately, the aunt beside him recovered from the pile of physics concepts just now, and said to Bai Yangxun: "Stinky boy, what are you talking about! It's great to be able to read! Although you are one grade older than Yu Hei, But he didn’t always regard Yu Hei as a role model. He was afraid of being caught up by Yu Hei, so he worked hard to be admitted to Jiangsu and Zhejiang Conservatory of Music! You see that Yu Hei is much better than you now, and he is recommended to Jiangsu and Zhejiang University for free!”

Bai Yang's face turned red, as if some important secret had been uncovered by his mother, he said hesitantly: "Well, then, you call each brother, I, I am older than you."

Yu Hei felt more innocent and said:

"My mother said that you are one year older than me."

After hearing this, Bai Yang argued:

"How can there be a year? They are only nine months old!"

"Really, it turns out that Brother Bai Yang is only nine months older than me!"

After hearing this, Bai Yang stared straight at Yu Hei.

Yu Hei had no choice but to ask weakly:

"Then I'll still call you Little Sun?"

Bai Yang kept silent.

Auntie broke the deadlock between the two in time:

"It's fine, it's fine! Both of you, stop being so horny, sit on the sofa and chat!"

Bai Yang's body softened, and he fell on the sofa, his whole body sinking into the sofa.

At this time, my aunt jokingly said:

"Son, so you ran into Yu Hei on the road today, why didn't you recognize him? Last night you looked at his photos for so long!"

"Mom, are you kidding me? It's not like you don't know that Yu Hei's photo is still so small!"

"My picture? You even have my picture?"

"Yeah, I'll show it to you, you were so cute back then!"

Yu Hei looked at himself in that photo, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.In the photo, he was wearing crotch pants.