Huge crowd

"It speaks" pet shop.

"That one, that one! Look!" Gu Yuxie squinted his eyes with a kind smile, and turned to greet Lu Zheng, but turned around and touched the air, "Where is the person?!"

Lu Zheng stood five meters away from the store door, shaking his head, pinching his nose with one hand and putting his hand in his pocket.

"Come here!" Gu Yuxie went over and grabbed him, grabbed Lu Zheng's neck and yelled at the window glass of the pet display, "Look quickly! That Garfield is so cute!"

In the window, a three-month-old black, white, and yellow three-flowered Garfield cat was hugging the sky-high priced buttock next to him as a pillow, and looked at Gu Yuxie dully.

"Look at its small pupils, I look like an idiot." Lu Zheng stood with folded arms, very dissatisfied, "Can you close your loving eyes, you haven't looked at me like that for a long time... hiss What are you pinching me for!"

Gu Yuxie turned her head and rolled her eyes: "I have measured the size of the 'Cat Villa', and it will be delivered in two days. I must take it home today!"

Lu Zheng was sullen: "You've been staring at this window like a wolf for a month, and I don't understand how cute it is?!"

Gu Yuxie looked at the cat with a sinking expression on his face: "Look at this flat, big round pancake face and fluffy fat butt, it's my ideal type!"

Lu Zheng felt a sudden "thump" in his heart, subconsciously touched the long and thin face of the classic handsome man on his neck, and then rubbed his ordinary butt. He felt that according to Gu Yuxie's increasingly crooked taste, his appearance might soon be Fall out of favor.

Lu Zheng: "But baby, I heard that Garfield doesn't use cat litter to bury shit."

As soon as he finished speaking, Garfield licked his paws, then turned his head and got into the litter box to defecate for Lu Zhengxian.

After pulling it, it calmly buried the poop with its claws, Barabara, and glanced at Lu Zheng with disdain, as if saying, "You don't know how to bury it!"

Lu Zheng: "..."

Gu Yuxie exclaimed: "It can still bury shit!"

Lu Zheng: "I'll flush the water after I fucking finish it!"

"It's looking at you! It likes you very much!" Gu Yuxie shook Lu Zheng's hand.

Lu Zheng had a displeased look on his face, but it was as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person who couldn't bury shit.

"Then you promise me, you can't push me off even if you have a cat!" Lu Zheng gritted his teeth, "Don't let it go to bed, don't let it kiss me after kissing it, don't let it hug me more, don't let it..."

At this time, a couple passed by the two of them, and the girl screamed: "Wow, that Garfield looks like a dementia!"

Gu Yuxie: "..."

Lu Zheng frowned and glared at the girl, suddenly a little defensive.

He is like this, although he is reluctant, but his precious treasure is his private property rounded up, he can despise it, but others can't count on it.Lu Zheng rushed to Gu Yuxie and said, "If you want to buy it, take it out quickly, and don't show it to others!"

Half an hour later, Gu Yuxie walked out of the pet shop holding Sanhua Garfield while teasing and kissing, followed by a hand full of cat litter and cat food, a soft and cute pink cat litter under his arm, mouth Lu Zheng was still holding a bottle of beauty "fairy water" for cats in his mouth.

After "Sanhuamei" was taken home, she meekly showed her skills of "doing nothing but burying feces, choking water and licking her paws". Gu Yuxie took great pleasure in hugging her and teasing her to serve her around, not even going to Yunyun. , Just cultivating feelings with Sanhuamei at home, Lu Zheng can be regarded as seeing with his own eyes what is meant by a fatuous lord who "makes a beautiful woman smile, and can throw away the family and the country".

But this dumb cat was very unfriendly to Gu Yuxie, and would often point its butt at him, anyway, it would not give hugs or kisses, but whenever Gu Yuxie used violent kisses, it would mercilessly slap Gu Yuxie's paws.

Lu Zheng shunned it, but Gu Yuxie slept with the cat in the living room for two days. On the third day, Lu Zheng quit, and took him back to the bedroom after eating.

"No, Lu Zheng, Miss Sanhua hasn't eaten anything tonight..." Gu Yuxie was pressed into the pillow and kissed by Lu Zheng until she raised her neck.

Lu Zhengcai ignored him, took off his trousers with one hand, touched his straight white neck with the other, and buried his head in Gu Yuxie's mouth: "I'm starving to death, how many days have you been serving that stupid cat? Touch me, huh?"

Gu Yuxie smiled, raised her knees and rubbed against Xiao Xiaozheng, and raised her arms to wrap Lu Zheng's arms into the quilt.

"Bang!"

"Don!"

"Meow~ow~~"

While the bedroom was in full swing, there were three terrifying bangs from the living room.

"Wait!" Gu Yuxie lifted the quilt, and Lu Zheng snatched it back, "Don't go!"

"Sister Sanhua is in danger!" Gu Yuxie kicked Lu Zheng off his body, put on his pajamas and went downstairs.

"Damn it!" Lu Zheng held Xiao Xiaozheng, who was "forced to be laid off", and shouted: "I will never live with this dead cat!"

In the living room, when Sanhua girl jumped down from the sofa, her big face hit the ground, and she threw herself like a cat to eat shit. Gu Yuxie hugged and coaxed her for a long time, but Sanhua girl didn't appreciate it, so she kicked Gu Yuxie away with her paw , I buried my big face in the empty snack bag and almost suffocated myself.

"IQ is worrying! Obviously you can rely on your face to eat, but you are shameless, hum." Lu Zheng walked to the stairs in dissatisfaction, threw his underwear on his shoulders, and gave an objective evaluation of the cat.

Gu Yuxie turned around and stared at him, Lu Zheng shrank his head and explained: "'shameless' is a literal meaning."

Three days later, Gu Yuxie received a garden design from a foreign client, and was going to measure the land on site. The night before leaving, Lu Zheng finally settled the matter by making excuses. In the end, Gu Yuxie was too tired to get out of bed .

Sleeping until noon, Lu Zheng just woke up and helped Gu Yuxie change the ticket, put away the phone and turned over, hugged Gu Yuxie, pressed him into the pillow and kissed him repeatedly.

Gu Yuxie lost his temper after being tormented by him, and said exhaustedly: "I'll just leave for a week, you take good care of Sanhuamei, if you lose one feather, I'll make your bird feather bloom!"

Lu Zheng's legs trembled: "..."

On the first day of Gu Yuxie's business trip, Lu Zheng and Sanhuamei looked at each other for half an hour at home, and after exchanging ideas, they reached a treaty of peaceful coexistence, non-provocation and non-aggression.

Lu Zheng drew a "three-eighth line" at it with his eyes: "If you dare to cross the line, you are waiting to eat your fist!" Then he clicked on his phone and searched a wave of cat taming metaphysics, and then used cat litter boxes and litter boxes , the water basin, and the cat food basin painstakingly set up a gossip formation to ensure that this idiot would not walk out of the palm-sized place after eating and sleeping, and then Master Lu sat back on the sofa holding the computer with his legs raised high. start working.

10 minute later.

"Meow……"

Sanhuamei turned a blind eye to the "three-eighth line" drawn by Lu Zheng, and squeezed out the "eight trigrams formation" with her fat body. She was so bold that she didn't know what the danger was, so she jumped onto the sofa, squatted beside Lu Zheng's legs and stretched out her claws Flick the hem of his sweater.

The corner of Lu Zheng's forehead twitched, and he turned his head to stare fiercely at it, but Sanhuamei still stared at her big round eyes, her claws grabbed Lu Zheng's sweater out of the thread, and her big flat face innocently turned to Lu Zheng. Crooked, as if asking him: "Do you want to be together?"

Lu Zheng took a deep breath, and just wanted to stop it civilly, but Sanhuamei pulled it again, and the thread at the hem was pulled out by it, and a hole was torn out of the sweater.

Lu Zheng was obviously stunned by the lightning-fast destructive power. He saw it rattling and tearing the thread non-stop, and Lu Zheng's sweater was about to be dismantled into a navel-baring outfit.

"Civilization" obviously had no time to stop the violence/chaos, Lu Zheng grabbed the cat's neck and pulled the wool from the cat's paws: "You little brat can do it, just pull the wool under my nose!" He elbowed He hugged Sanhuamei to his chest and rubbed her face roughly, trying to let her know what the consequences of challenging authority are. Who would have thought that this dumb cat had a sense of "seeking wealth and wealth in danger", relying on her cute and fat face With his handsome face, he buried his head and rubbed against Lu Zheng's chest, yelling softly "Aww", which made Lu Zheng soft... Soften his hands.

"You bastard..." Lu Zheng gave up his plan to educate it with his fists, angrily pushed that soft body aside, got up and left "Tender Township".

Lu Zheng got up a little anxiously this time, and brought down a pot of green plants that Gu Yuxie had just planted on the side table, and the fresh and tender zebra calla lily fell to the ground and fell to pieces.Lu Zheng was dumbfounded. It was impossible for Gu Yuxie to repair the damage of his hand. He stared at the mess on the floor and thought for a moment, then squatted down and hooked Sanhuamei with the broken sweater thread.

Holding it in his arms, Lu Zheng pointed to the "scene of the crime": "Look, now there is an opportunity to let you go, and our revolutionary friendship is here!" He raised his hand, and Sanhua The younger sister tilted her head, and stretched out her fat paws to touch Lu Zheng's palm.

"Deal!"

That night, Gu Yuxie received a photo from Lu Zheng—Sanhuamei squatting innocently in front of the "corpse" covered in black mud and zebra calla lilies.

"Miss Sanhua kicked it over?" Gu Yuxie waved his hand and passed the order to Lu Zheng, "That's all, just see if it's hurt!"

The next day, when Lu was about to go to work, he was about to go downstairs with a tie on in his hand, when he found a pile of fluffy three-color balls squatting on the stairs in front of the bedroom door with their backs facing each other.

Lu Zheng walked a few steps to the side and was about to go downstairs, but Sanhuamei moved Fei Dundun's body and walked two steps to the side, blocking his way.

Lu Zheng: "..."

What the hell is going on here!

Chasing back and forth several times, Lu Zheng picked up Sanhuamei and hugged her in his arms, pinching the little fat face hard, who knew that this thing became more and more vigorous, and crawled into Lu Zheng's body with a push of his calf and a scratch of his claws. In the V-neck of the woolen sweater, when the nest is comfortable, I stretch my nose and face, and lie on Lu Zheng's chest and fell asleep... fell asleep....

An hour later, Lu Zheng stepped into the meeting room of "Zhengfu".

Yu Guifu and all the employees in the room looked at the boss's bulging "pectoralis major", and wondered if the boss had undergone some kind of surgery these days.

"Uh, Dad, your..." Lao Yu stared at his chest inexplicably.

Lu Zhengyi raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing? What are you looking at! I've been training my chest in the gym for the past two days, what's the matter? Not fit?"

"Healthy!"

"Beautiful beauty!"

Everyone immediately nodded and bowed and praised the boss's fitness results unanimously.

In the middle of the serious meeting, a soft sound came from Lu Zheng's chest - "meow".

Sanhua poked her head out with a big round face, looked at the startled human beings in the room, and continued to rub Lu Zheng's chest softly.

Everyone: "…………"

Lu Zheng coughed, and put its head back into the collar: "Then what, I just kept this one, don't worry about letting it stay at home...continue the meeting."

Ever since Lu Zheng took Sanhuamei to the company once, this cat seemed to have misunderstood it, and even entered the house and regarded himself as the main palace.As long as Lu Zheng is at home, this guy will definitely appear within half a meter in diameter and ask him to play with him. He even squats in front of Lu Zheng when he goes to the toilet. He ignores the cat strips and cat food he prepared. She had to step on Lu Zheng's thigh and kiss him until he was willing to eat.

Lu Zheng was overwhelmed, and he always remembered Gu Yuxie's advice. In order not to starve Sanhuamei to death, he could only humiliately endure all kinds of being gnawed, trampled on her breasts, and molested on her thighs every day, and finally accepted it with nothing to love. Sanhuamei slept next to the bed in the bedroom, and finally got the fat cat's physical and mental health by sacrificing her body/body, and finally got Gu Yuxie's "return to court".

As soon as Gu Yuxie arrived home, she opened her arms with a spring heart, and Lu Zheng immediately pounced on him, but Gu Yuxie dodged him, turned around, hugged Sanhuamei and kissed her fiercely.

Sanhuamei didn't recognize Gu Yuxie anymore, she was almost frightened to death, kicked him away in a daze, and rubbed her paws on Lu Zheng's body.

The back of Gu Yuxie's hand was scratched with a red mark, while Lu Zheng hugged the cat, he lowered his head and hugged the back of his hand: "Does it hurt baby?"

Gu Yuxie withdrew her hand, staring suspiciously at the cat and the person hugging each other, as if she was looking at her cheating husband and the mistress who was looking for a position in his arms: "There is something wrong with you two..."

Lu Zhengzhi shook his head: "No, no, I'm teaching it female self-defense."

Gu Yuxie frowned: "Defend against whom?"

"Prevent...fire, theft, and mistress." As soon as Lu Zheng finished speaking, Sanhua sister slipped into Lu Zheng's neckline again, as if she couldn't wait to take the position of real palace lord.

"Heh..." Gu Yuxie pinched Lu Zheng's and Sanhua's faces with both hands, left and right, and tugged vigorously at the same time.

"ouch!!"

"Meow!!"

Gu Yuxie glared at the two of them bitterly, turned her head and went upstairs.

In order to coax people, poor Lu Zheng sacrificed his body/body and sold his strength all night.

When he woke up the next day, Lu Zheng turned left and hugged Gu Yuxie for a kiss first, then turned right and kissed the face of Sanhuamei, who had climbed into bed early in the morning, and finally put the two ancestors at ease.

Lu Zheng, who hugged left and right, was exhausted physically and mentally. Gu Yuxie buried Lu Zheng in the pillow and hugged Lu Zheng, and said gloomily, "Go and buy a male for it today!"

Lu Zheng: "..."

Sanhua: "..."