Bamboo Horse Conspiracy

Watching Junxuan raise the cup, Song Yuan's heart suddenly rose to his throat excitedly, drink, drink, drink a few more glasses, I have already inquired with Aunt Jun, you are pouring one cup.

【Song Yuan, don't you want to drink? 】Jun Xuan put the wine glass on his mouth and asked pretending to be puzzled.

[I don't drink, I'm allergic to alcohol. ] Song Yuanben lied calmly.

【oh.Then I don't drink anymore, it's boring to drink alone. 】Jun Xuan put down his wine glass, expressing regret.

What, this guy doesn't even drink it, so my plan is going to be ruined, 【Drink it, I bought it on purpose. 】

[Song Yuan, do you have something to hide from me? 】

[What's the matter, there's nothing, I just want to have a date with you, have a meal, what's the matter. 】

The word 'date' obviously made Jun Xuan very happy, he raised his glass and drank it down.

Song Yuan was so happy that he almost applauded enthusiastically, look, you will pass out after a while, and then, haha, I can do whatever I want.

One second, two seconds... Song Yuan silently counted the time when Jun Xuan would be drunk, but this guy had already drank two cups and was still full of energy. What's going on, Aunt Jun couldn't have lied to me.

Joy gradually turned into doubt.

When Jun Xuan drank the fourth cup, Song Yuan finally couldn't help asking, 【Jun Xuan, don't you feel very drunk? 】

【No. 】

Could it be that this guy's drinking capacity has been practiced so well after a year?I am so mad.

The result of being angry is that Song Yuan forgot the allergy to wine just mentioned, picked up the bottle and poured a glass of red wine and drank it. After drinking it, he felt that it was not smooth, so he drank another glass, um, it felt much better, I bought it The wine is delicious.

Song Yuan drank a few cups one after another, feeling much more comfortable, and his head became dizzy, so he toasted Jun Xuan in a daze, [Hurry up, I'll be able to counterattack when you're drunk . 】

Looking at Song Yuan who was talking nonsense with a drunken face, Jun Xuan smiled dotingly and shook his head. This idiot thought that a little red wine could get me drunk. Last year at Dad's banquet, if he didn't like the one who kept pestering him Girl, how could I pretend to pour a glass.

Jun Xuan turned on the light, extinguished the candles, and prepared to drag Song Yuan to the bathroom to take a shower and rest.However, Song Yuan, who was drunk, was even more furious than usual.

[Why did you blow out my candle, turn off the light, I need a lighter to light the candle. 】Song Yuan looked left and right, his vision became increasingly blurred, and things became blurred, 【Why is Lao Tzu's lighter missing.Junxuan, did you hide my lighter? ] Song Yuan stood unsteadily in front of Jun Xuan, grabbed Jun Xuan's collar and questioned him.

[Okay, little idiot, stop playing, you are allergic to alcohol, you can't even fool a three-year-old with this little trick. 】Jun Xuan held Song Yuan's hands in his hands, comforting Song Yuan.

[I'm looking for a lighter! 】Song Yuan was awkward, opened Jun Xuan to look for a lighter, but as soon as Jun Xuan let go, he fell to the ground.

He was still muttering about the lighter, and wanted to get up, Jun Xuan had no choice but to pass the lighter on the dining table to Song Yuan, who took the lighter and smiled contentedly, 【I found the lighter! 】

Chapter 31

On the day when Song Yuan was preparing to implement the plan, he deliberately went out for a walk and bought some nice clothes.

After entering the house, Song Yuan looked around and found that Junxuan had indeed gone to Jun's company, so he stepped into the house with confidence and boldness. The room is arranged in a romantic way, well, the so-called romance means turning off the lights and lighting a few candles.

When Jun Xuan entered the door at night, he turned on the light naturally, and the room was brightly lit. Song Yuan looked at him angrily, and then Song Yuan turned off the light angrily, muttering in a low voice,【 Dead Junxuan doesn't even know what romance is. 】

【What? 】Jun Xuan didn't hear clearly, so he asked.

【nothing. 】Song Yuan immediately changed into a smiling face, 【Well, Junxuan, look at this Saturday, let's have a good meal, shall we? 】

【Song Yuan, are you showing love to me? 】

What a fart to show love, I want to retaliate, but these words must never be said out of the mouth, 【Mmm, um, eat quickly, stop talking nonsense. 】

【Then you say you love me. ] Junxuan and Song Yuan pushed him, but he still remained motionless.

【You fucking don't push yourself too far. 】Song Yuan said angrily, it is easy for me to prepare a candlelight dinner, this guy is really annoying.

Jun Xuan stared at Song Yuan fixedly, 【Okay, I won't eat. ] After finishing speaking, he turned his body and turned on the light, then walked towards the room.

[Wait, wait, wait a minute. 】Song Yuan turned off the lights, walked quickly to stop Jun Xuan, 【I love you. 】He finished speaking quickly, and immediately continued, 【I said, you go to eat quickly. 】

[I didn't hear it. 】

【what! 】

[I didn't hear it. 】

This guy definitely did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose, [I love you.I said I love you, that's fine. 】

After he finished speaking, Jun Xuan raised his chin, and pressed a kiss on his lips, 【It's ok, Song Yuan, I knew you loved me so much. 】

Damn, pushy guy, just wait, you'll feel better soon.

Jun Xuan saw a few shabby-looking candles on the dining table, and immediately felt that Song Yuan was incapable of understanding romance.He looked up and saw the window was wide open, and the flame of a candle flickered a few times in a breeze, and finally went out.

【Song Yuan, the candle is extinguished. 】Jun Xuan said leisurely, pointing to the candle emitting green smoke.

[I am standing next to you, can you not see it? 】Damn it, I don't even give my face to candles.

[Song Yuan, another one went out. 】Jun Xuan's finger leisurely moved to another candle that was emitting green smoke.

【I saw it. 】Song Yuan was depressed, and just after finishing speaking, another one went out, Jun Xuan looked at Song Yuan dumbly, Song Yuan couldn't help but roared, 【I saw it! 】

The four candles were extinguished gorgeously before the candlelight dinner, and the room was suddenly plunged into darkness.

【Song Yuan, turn on the light. 】Jun Xuan said.

【no.You wait, I'll close the window and find a lighter. 】

As soon as Song Yuan turned around, he was tripped by a chair in the dark. Hearing a noise, Jun Xuan quickly turned on the phone, and saw Song Yuan lying on the ground with the light of the phone.

This fool is so reckless.

【Does it hurt? 】Jun Xuan was about to help Song Yuan up, but Song Yuan stood up immediately.

[It doesn't hurt. 】No wonder, it hurts me to death, my knee must be bruised, but I am a man, a man bleeds but does not shed tears.

Jun Xuan went to turn on the light, Song Yuan took advantage of the light and endured the pain to quickly close the window, 【It's okay, it's windy. 】 He whispered softly.

I went to the bedroom to look for a lighter, [Hey, I put the lighter here, why is it missing? 】

Song Yuan searched left and right but couldn't find the lighter. Where did I put it? When he was anxious, he saw Jun Xuan standing beside him and said leisurely, 【Are you looking for this? 】

What Jun Xuan held in his hand was the lighter that Song Yuan was thinking about.

[Give it to me quickly. ] Song Yuan snatched it impatiently, 【Where did you find it? 】

[It's on the dining table. 】

What!I actually put it on the dining table, damn it, why did I forget, 【Well, just find it. 】Heaving a sigh of relief calmly, Song Yuan turned around and prepared to go back to the living room to light candles.

You idiot, just looking for candles and not caring about your leg injury, Jun Xuan blocked Song Yuan's way, and pulled him to the bed, [You must have hurt your leg. 】

[That little injury is nothing, it doesn't hurt at all. 】Song Yuan said firmly.

【You don't hurt, I feel bad. 】Jun Xuan took out the medicine box from the cabinet, and wanted to apply Song Yuan's wound.

Seeing Jun Xuan's series of actions, Song Yuan gradually blushed uncontrollably, why did this guy say such nasty words as 'distressed'.

Jun Xuan wanted to lift up Song Yuan's trousers, but unexpectedly, Song Yuan wore loose sweatpants, but for today's big plan, he specially put on a pair of tight black pencil pants.

Song Yuan was extremely embarrassed, 【Then what, I don’t need medicine for my injury.forget it. 】

[It’s okay to not take medicine, but I heard that many people will get tetanus because their wounds are not treated properly, and they may even kill people. 】

[You think I have never read a book, can my injury rise to the level of human life? 】

This guy is definitely scaremongering, absolutely yes, I am well-read and intelligent, and my grades are in the top every year, so I will be fooled by you.

[Then try it. ] After finishing speaking, Jun Xuan began to pack the medicine box.

【Then】 Song Yuan took Jun Xuan's hand, 【You should give me medicine. 】

Song Yuan took off his pants vigorously, revealing his straight white thighs, and the white panties covered the sleeping part.

Song Yuan sat on the bed, looked at Jun Xuan's playful face, and warned viciously, 【Don't think too much. 】

Jun Xuan saw a big bruise on Song Yuan's leg and a broken skin, so he carefully applied the medicine and put on a Band-Aid.

[Okay, put on your pants. 】

【Um?Why don't you...] Why didn't you move your hands and feet, realized that Jun Xuan would be very proud of what he said, Song Yuan quickly stopped talking, but he didn't expect this person to be quite honest.

After Song Yuan put on his trousers, Jun Xuan leaned close to his ear and whispered, 【Song Yuan, you think too much. 】

[I didn't think much about it! ] Song Yuan retorted angrily.

On the dining table, Song Yuan looked at the four candles flickering lightly, and then looked back at the closed window. The anger just now disappeared, haha, Junxuan, just wait to get drunk.

[Junxuan drink quickly. 】Song Yuan warmly greeted Jun Xuan.

Watching Junxuan raise the cup, Song Yuan's heart suddenly rose to his throat excitedly, drink, drink, drink a few more glasses, I have already inquired with Aunt Jun, you are pouring one cup.

【Song Yuan, don't you want to drink? 】Jun Xuan put the wine glass on his mouth and asked pretending to be puzzled.

[I don't drink, I'm allergic to alcohol. ] Song Yuanben lied calmly.

【oh.Then I don't drink anymore, it's boring to drink alone. 】Jun Xuan put down his wine glass, expressing regret.

What, this guy doesn't even drink it, so my plan is going to be ruined, 【Drink it, I bought it on purpose. 】

[Song Yuan, do you have something to hide from me? 】

[What's the matter, there's nothing, I just want to have a date with you, have a meal, what's the matter. 】

The word 'date' obviously made Jun Xuan very happy, he raised his glass and drank it down.

Song Yuan was so happy that he almost applauded enthusiastically, look, you will pass out after a while, and then, haha, I can do whatever I want.

One second, two seconds... Song Yuan silently counted the time when Jun Xuan would be drunk, but this guy had already drank two cups and was still full of energy. What's going on, Aunt Jun couldn't have lied to me.

Joy gradually turned into doubt.

When Jun Xuan drank the fourth cup, Song Yuan finally couldn't help asking, 【Jun Xuan, don't you feel very drunk? 】

【No. 】

Could it be that this guy's drinking capacity has been practiced so well after a year?I am so mad.

The result of being angry is that Song Yuan forgot the allergy to wine just mentioned, picked up the bottle and poured a glass of red wine and drank it. After drinking it, he felt that it was not smooth, so he drank another glass, um, it felt much better, I bought it The wine is delicious.

Song Yuan drank a few cups one after another, feeling much more comfortable, and his head became dizzy, so he toasted Jun Xuan in a daze, [Hurry up, I'll be able to counterattack when you're drunk . 】

Looking at Song Yuan who was talking nonsense with a drunken face, Jun Xuan smiled dotingly and shook his head. This idiot thought that a little red wine could get me drunk. Last year at Dad's banquet, if he didn't like the one who kept pestering him Girl, how could I pretend to pour a glass.

Jun Xuan turned on the light, extinguished the candles, and prepared to drag Song Yuan to the bathroom to take a shower and rest.However, Song Yuan, who was drunk, was even more furious than usual.

[Why did you blow out my candle, turn off the light, I need a lighter to light the candle. 】Song Yuan looked left and right, his vision became increasingly blurred, and things became blurred, 【Why is Lao Tzu's lighter missing.Junxuan, did you hide my lighter? ] Song Yuan stood unsteadily in front of Jun Xuan, grabbed Jun Xuan's collar and questioned him.

[Okay, little idiot, stop playing, you are allergic to alcohol, you can't even fool a three-year-old with this little trick. 】Jun Xuan held Song Yuan's hands in his hands, comforting Song Yuan.

[I'm looking for a lighter! 】Song Yuan was awkward, opened Jun Xuan to look for a lighter, but as soon as Jun Xuan let go, he fell to the ground.

He was still muttering about the lighter, and wanted to get up, Jun Xuan had no choice but to pass the lighter on the dining table to Song Yuan, who took the lighter and smiled contentedly, 【I found the lighter! 】

Chapter 32

Song Yuan got the lighter and was eager to open it, but he couldn't find the button, huh?Where is the button?He was so focused on looking for the button that he didn't even realize that he was picked up by Jun Xuan.

Jun Xuan put Song Yuan on the bed, went to the bathroom to fill in the water, and when the water was finished and returned to the bedroom, Song Yuan was nowhere to be seen.He returned to the living room only to see Song Yuanzheng smiling foolishly.

There is a bright red light in the smile on his face.

[Jun Xuan, the candle is so bright! 】

Song Yuan pointed to the burning curtain with excitement and pride on his face, I finally turned on the lighter, I finally lit the candle.

Smoke slowly spread in the living room, Song Yuan coughed twice, seeing this, Jun Xuan didn't care to scold Song Yuan for being an idiot, so he hurriedly took out the fire extinguisher from the cupboard.

Turning around, Song Yuan was covering his mouth with teary eyes, 【Why are I crying? 】

Jun Xuan reluctantly pulled Song Yuan away, and quickly extinguished the fire. Fortunately, the fire was not too big, but the curtains were almost burned, and the cabinet next to it was also blackened.

[Alright, idiot, let's take a shower.If you continue to make trouble, the house will burn down. 】The room suddenly fell into darkness, Jun Xuan turned on the light and helped Song Yuan go to the bathroom.Stupid, born without romantic cells.

Dragging Song Yuan to the bathroom, he hurriedly took a shower, tossing and tossing until midnight, Song Yuan finally stopped making trouble, and was still muttering words such as "lighter" and "counterattack" in his sleep.

In the future, Song Yuan must never be allowed to touch a lighter again. Jun Xuan hugged Song Yuan in his arms helplessly, wanting to counterattack even though he was so stupid.

When Song Yuan woke up in the morning, his mind was dizzy, and he only had a few sporadic memories of yesterday's events, as if he lit a candle, and it was still bright, and then he and Jun Xuan lay on the bed.He lifted the quilt and looked inside. There were two naked bodies.

Jun Xuan was still sleeping with his eyes closed, but his face looked devastated. Could it be that he successfully counterattacked yesterday?But how did I do it, why can't I remember it at all?

Thinking that he was able to throw Jun Xuan down yesterday when he was drunk, Song Yuan laughed cheerfully.

[Why are you so happy? 】Jun Xuan woke up leisurely, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Song Yuan's smiling face, wrinkled all over his face.

[Did Lao Tzu yesterday...] The ending was prolonged, and there was a taste of a successful plan.

【Yes. 】

【real? ] With a high pitch, Song Yuan was so excited that he couldn't control himself, he sat up from the bed, staring at Jun Xuan with bright eyes.

The only pity is that I didn't remember anything about such a wonderful time because I was drunk.

【of course.You almost burned your house down yesterday, and spent most of the night just for a lighter. 】

【How can it be!Did Lao Tzu successfully counterattack?Before he finished asking, Song Yuan knew that he must have failed, and the light in his eyes went out instantly.

[Is there anything? 】

[It's nothing, I'm going to get up. 】

Song Yuan quickly jumped out of bed and began to put on his clothes, but after putting on his clothes, he saw Jun Xuan was still lying on the bed and fast asleep.The imbalance in my heart came out again to cause trouble.

[Hey, get up quickly. 】

[Today is Sunday, I want to sleep a little longer, I slept too late yesterday.Don't bother me. 】

He even said that I quarreled with him, well, since this is the case, I want to quarrel.Song Yuan lay down on the bed and began to shake Jun Xuan's arm, 【Get up, get up, get up. 】

【What are you doing? 】

【Well, uh. 】Yeah, what are you doing when you get up, Song Yuan turned around quickly, and finally thought of a good reason, 【Get up and do homework. 】

[Have you not written yet?I have already finished writing. 】

【oh. 】Recovering, Song Yuan's eyes widened,【When did you write it?I haven't written a word yet! 】

In high school, homework tasks have always been heavy. Previously, Song Yuan always finished his homework early. This week, he was delayed because of the great counterattack plan. Thinking of the few test papers lying in his schoolbag, Song Yuan wanted to cry but had no tears. Well, I have one more day to write today.

Song Yuan no longer bothered Junxuan, and was ready to get up and finish his homework early.Jun Xuan behind closed his eyes sleepily, 【Song Yuan, make me breakfast, I'll get up later. 】

It was absolutely impossible for Song Yuan to make breakfast. After washing up, he casually took out an apple from the refrigerator and prepared a hasty breakfast.

Turning around, Song Yuan was completely dumbfounded, the curtains had been burnt to nothing, the wall and the cabinet were pitch black, and there was still a smell of burnt in the living room.

The apple in his hand fell gorgeously from his hand to the floor.

What to do, that guy Jun Xuan must have laughed at Lao Tzu countless times in his heart.

Song Yuan picked up the apple from the ground, sat on the sofa and gnawed it unconsciously, and slowly began to sort out yesterday's events in his heart. Yesterday, I made a candlelight dinner, and then the candle went out, and I couldn't find the lighter, and then Mr. Xuan drank, then drank himself, and so on, as if he missed something.

Before he finished chewing the apple in his mouth, Song Yuan seemed to be frozen, motionless.

I seem to say that I am allergic to alcohol, but I am drunk.

It's over, the trick of drinking in the future will definitely not work.Lao Tzu's counterattack plan is about to be redeployed.

Song Yuan was in deep thought when the doorbell rang, and with a three-point shot, Song Yuan steadily threw the apple core into the trash can.

Without thinking, he opened the door directly, and seeing the two people at the door, Song Yuan closed the door again without thinking.

Why are Mom and Aunt Jun here? !

Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing looked at each other, what happened to Song Yuan, seeing his mother was like seeing a ghost.

Song Yuan quickly ran to the room, shaking Junxuan as if his butt was on fire, 【Wake up, your mother and my mother are here! 】

【oh. 】Jun Xuan gave a faint 'oh', closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

[Oh what.My mother is here, what if she knows that we are together, what if Aunt Jun finds out. 】Will my mother beat me to death, or think that I have led Junxuan down?

[If you know it, you will know it.I'll get up first, you go to open the door, you can't shut them out.The doorbell has been ringing, and if you don't open it, your mother may break in. 】

Jun Xuan got up and dressed slowly, showing no signs of haste.

Song Yuan remembered that he was like an ant on a hot pot, he must not open the door, even if his relationship with Jun Xuan could be concealed, it would be strange if his mother didn't see the burnt curtain, so he didn't beat him to death.

Knowing what Song Yuan was worried about, Jun Xuan looked at Song Yuan who was pacing back and forth, and comforted him, 【Don't worry, nothing will happen. 】

[My mother won't beat you, of course you can rest assured. 】Song Yuan roared, really wondering if he was his mother's biological son, every time he saw Jun Xuan, the smile on his mother's face was like a sunflower blooming on the balcony.

Jun Xuan stood in front of Song Yuan, and raised his chin as if molesting a woman from a good family. Song Yuan widened his eyes in dissatisfaction and waited for Jun Xuan's next words, 【You promise me one thing, I promise that Auntie will not do anything about the curtains. Will pursue it. 】

【What's up? ] Bastard, with this kind of action, you think I am a woman, but for the sake of 'life safety', I will bear it.

[From now on, every time I ask you to call me Brother Junxuan, you must. 】

[Okay, I agree. 】Forbearance, isn't it just calling 'Brother Junxuan'? It's not like I didn't call it before when I was a child, so I called it once. If I escape today, I won't call it.

[Okay, let's call again first. 】

[Jun, Jun,] His lips trembled, he couldn't yell for a long time, Song Yuan was determined, 【Brother Junxuan. 】

[Be gentle. 】Jun Xuan lifted Song Yuan's chin up again, with frivolous eyes.

The doorbell rang louder and louder, and their mobile phones rang. Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing outside the door didn't know what Song Yuan was up to, and gradually became worried.

[Brother Junxuan. ] Song Yuan smiled obsequiously, feeling like he was about to vomit.

【good. 】Jun Xuan slightly lowered his head and kissed Song Yuan, turned around and picked up the mobile phone on the bed cabinet, while answering the phone, he went to the living room to open the door, 【Hey, Mom, I have nothing to do but sleep dead...】

Behind him, Song Yuan gritted his teeth and followed Jun Xuan to the living room. When he saw Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing by the door, he instantly changed his face, 【Mom, auntie, why are you here? 】

As soon as Wang Xinmei entered the door, she pinched Song Yuan's ear, 【Why am I here? When you saw your mother just now, it was like seeing a ghost. 】

Song Yuan screamed in pain, and smiled to please his mother, 【My mother is so beautiful, how can she look like a ghost. 】

【Then why did you close the door? 】

[My eyes are not good, I thought it was someone else. 】

The more she explained, the more outrageous she became, Wang Xin said angrily, 【You don't even know your mother anymore? 】

【no no……】

Song Yuan was eager to explain, feeling that his ears were going to be ripped off by his mother, and Lao Tzu must not be his own.

【Auntie, Song Yuan can't be blamed. ] Jun Xuan couldn't bear to see the little idiot's red ears.

Wang Xinmei let go of Song Yuan, and changed a gentle face towards Jun Xuan, 【Xiao Xuan, don't speak nice words to Song Yuan.If he hadn't done something bad, would he be so afraid of seeing me? 】

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard Xia Xueqing say in surprise, 【Xiaoxuan, is there a fire?How do you do this curtain. 】

Wang Xinmei raised her eyes and saw that there was only a small piece of the curtain drooping pitifully. Without thinking, she turned her suspicious eyes to Song Yuan.

Song Yuan sat on the corner of the sofa and gently rubbed his red ears. Feeling his mother's gaze, he shivered suddenly, and subconsciously shifted his gaze to Junxuan.Bastard, you have to keep your word, you can't just ignore death.

[Mom, aunt.It's okay, the power went out last night, Song Yuan and I planned to finish our homework, so we lit candles, unexpectedly one accidentally set the curtains on fire. 】

[That's right. 】Wang Xinmei breathed a sigh of relief, 【Xiaoxuan, studying is of course good, but you can't work so hard. If the power goes out, you should take a good rest. Your body is the most important...】

Song Yuan quietly watched his mother booing and asking for Jun Xuan's warmth, and there were 1 wailings in his heart. Mom, you care about me too.

Just as Song Yuan was weeping silently in her heart, Xia Xueqing smiled and said, 【Okay, Xinmei, you should also take good care of Xiao Yuan, your ears are all red, and it hurts me to see it. 】

【Come on, let me see. 】Wang Xinmei sat next to Song Yuan and saw the ear, couldn't help feeling distressed, but her mouth was still unrelenting,【Will you close the door next time you see mom? 】

[Not off, definitely not off. 】

Mom, is there a next time?How dare I.

Chapter 32

Song Yuan got the lighter and was eager to open it, but he couldn't find the button, huh?Where is the button?He was so focused on looking for the button that he didn't even realize that he was picked up by Jun Xuan.

Jun Xuan put Song Yuan on the bed, went to the bathroom to fill in the water, and when the water was finished and returned to the bedroom, Song Yuan was nowhere to be seen.He returned to the living room only to see Song Yuanzheng smiling foolishly.

There is a bright red light in the smile on his face.

[Jun Xuan, the candle is so bright! 】

Song Yuan pointed to the burning curtain with excitement and pride on his face, I finally turned on the lighter, I finally lit the candle.

Smoke slowly spread in the living room, Song Yuan coughed twice, seeing this, Jun Xuan didn't care to scold Song Yuan for being an idiot, so he hurriedly took out the fire extinguisher from the cupboard.

Turning around, Song Yuan was covering his mouth with teary eyes, 【Why are I crying? 】

Jun Xuan reluctantly pulled Song Yuan away, and quickly extinguished the fire. Fortunately, the fire was not too big, but the curtains were almost burned, and the cabinet next to it was also blackened.

[Alright, idiot, let's take a shower.If you continue to make trouble, the house will burn down. 】The room suddenly fell into darkness, Jun Xuan turned on the light and helped Song Yuan go to the bathroom.Stupid, born without romantic cells.

Dragging Song Yuan to the bathroom, he hurriedly took a shower, tossing and tossing until midnight, Song Yuan finally stopped making trouble, and was still muttering words such as "lighter" and "counterattack" in his sleep.

In the future, Song Yuan must never be allowed to touch a lighter again. Jun Xuan hugged Song Yuan in his arms helplessly, wanting to counterattack even though he was so stupid.

When Song Yuan woke up in the morning, his mind was dizzy, and he only had a few sporadic memories of yesterday's events, as if he lit a candle, and it was still bright, and then he and Jun Xuan lay on the bed.He lifted the quilt and looked inside. There were two naked bodies.

Jun Xuan was still sleeping with his eyes closed, but his face looked devastated. Could it be that he successfully counterattacked yesterday?But how did I do it, why can't I remember it at all?

Thinking that he was able to throw Jun Xuan down yesterday when he was drunk, Song Yuan laughed cheerfully.

[Why are you so happy? 】Jun Xuan woke up leisurely, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Song Yuan's smiling face, wrinkled all over his face.

[Did Lao Tzu yesterday...] The ending was prolonged, and there was a taste of a successful plan.

【Yes. 】

【real? ] With a high pitch, Song Yuan was so excited that he couldn't control himself, he sat up from the bed, staring at Jun Xuan with bright eyes.

The only pity is that I didn't remember anything about such a wonderful time because I was drunk.

【of course.You almost burned your house down yesterday, and spent most of the night just for a lighter. 】

【How can it be!Did Lao Tzu successfully counterattack?Before he finished asking, Song Yuan knew that he must have failed, and the light in his eyes went out instantly.

[Is there anything? 】

[It's nothing, I'm going to get up. 】

Song Yuan quickly jumped out of bed and began to put on his clothes, but after putting on his clothes, he saw Jun Xuan was still lying on the bed and fast asleep.The imbalance in my heart came out again to cause trouble.

[Hey, get up quickly. 】

[Today is Sunday, I want to sleep a little longer, I slept too late yesterday.Don't bother me. 】

He even said that I quarreled with him, well, since this is the case, I want to quarrel.Song Yuan lay down on the bed and began to shake Jun Xuan's arm, 【Get up, get up, get up. 】

【What are you doing? 】

【Well, uh. 】Yeah, what are you doing when you get up, Song Yuan turned around quickly, and finally thought of a good reason, 【Get up and do homework. 】

[Have you not written yet?I have already finished writing. 】

【oh. 】Recovering, Song Yuan's eyes widened,【When did you write it?I haven't written a word yet! 】

In high school, homework tasks have always been heavy. Previously, Song Yuan always finished his homework early. This week, he was delayed because of the great counterattack plan. Thinking of the few test papers lying in his schoolbag, Song Yuan wanted to cry but had no tears. Well, I have one more day to write today.

Song Yuan no longer bothered Junxuan, and was ready to get up and finish his homework early.Jun Xuan behind closed his eyes sleepily, 【Song Yuan, make me breakfast, I'll get up later. 】

It was absolutely impossible for Song Yuan to make breakfast. After washing up, he casually took out an apple from the refrigerator and prepared a hasty breakfast.

Turning around, Song Yuan was completely dumbfounded, the curtains had been burnt to nothing, the wall and the cabinet were pitch black, and there was still a smell of burnt in the living room.

The apple in his hand fell gorgeously from his hand to the floor.

What to do, that guy Jun Xuan must have laughed at Lao Tzu countless times in his heart.

Song Yuan picked up the apple from the ground, sat on the sofa and gnawed it unconsciously, and slowly began to sort out yesterday's events in his heart. Yesterday, I made a candlelight dinner, and then the candle went out, and I couldn't find the lighter, and then Mr. Xuan drank, then drank himself, and so on, as if he missed something.

Before he finished chewing the apple in his mouth, Song Yuan seemed to be frozen, motionless.

I seem to say that I am allergic to alcohol, but I am drunk.

It's over, the trick of drinking in the future will definitely not work.Lao Tzu's counterattack plan is about to be redeployed.

Song Yuan was in deep thought when the doorbell rang, and with a three-point shot, Song Yuan steadily threw the apple core into the trash can.

Without thinking, he opened the door directly, and seeing the two people at the door, Song Yuan closed the door again without thinking.

Why are Mom and Aunt Jun here? !

Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing looked at each other, what happened to Song Yuan, seeing his mother was like seeing a ghost.

Song Yuan quickly ran to the room, shaking Junxuan as if his butt was on fire, 【Wake up, your mother and my mother are here! 】

【oh. 】Jun Xuan gave a faint 'oh', closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

[Oh what.My mother is here, what if she knows that we are together, what if Aunt Jun finds out. 】Will my mother beat me to death, or think that I have led Junxuan down?

[If you know it, you will know it.I'll get up first, you go to open the door, you can't shut them out.The doorbell has been ringing, and if you don't open it, your mother may break in. 】

Jun Xuan got up and dressed slowly, showing no signs of haste.

Song Yuan remembered that he was like an ant on a hot pot, he must not open the door, even if his relationship with Jun Xuan could be concealed, it would be strange if his mother didn't see the burnt curtain, so he didn't beat him to death.

Knowing what Song Yuan was worried about, Jun Xuan looked at Song Yuan who was pacing back and forth, and comforted him, 【Don't worry, nothing will happen. 】

[My mother won't beat you, of course you can rest assured. 】Song Yuan roared, really wondering if he was his mother's biological son, every time he saw Jun Xuan, the smile on his mother's face was like a sunflower blooming on the balcony.

Jun Xuan stood in front of Song Yuan, and raised his chin as if molesting a woman from a good family. Song Yuan widened his eyes in dissatisfaction and waited for Jun Xuan's next words, 【You promise me one thing, I promise that Auntie will not do anything about the curtains. Will pursue it. 】

【What's up? ] Bastard, with this kind of action, you think I am a woman, but for the sake of 'life safety', I will bear it.

[From now on, every time I ask you to call me Brother Junxuan, you must. 】

[Okay, I agree. 】Forbearance, isn't it just calling 'Brother Junxuan'? It's not like I didn't call it before when I was a child, so I called it once. If I escape today, I won't call it.

[Okay, let's call again first. 】

[Jun, Jun,] His lips trembled, he couldn't yell for a long time, Song Yuan was determined, 【Brother Junxuan. 】

[Be gentle. 】Jun Xuan lifted Song Yuan's chin up again, with frivolous eyes.

The doorbell rang louder and louder, and their mobile phones rang. Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing outside the door didn't know what Song Yuan was up to, and gradually became worried.

[Brother Junxuan. ] Song Yuan smiled obsequiously, feeling like he was about to vomit.

【good. 】Jun Xuan slightly lowered his head and kissed Song Yuan, turned around and picked up the mobile phone on the bed cabinet, while answering the phone, he went to the living room to open the door, 【Hey, Mom, I have nothing to do but sleep dead...】

Behind him, Song Yuan gritted his teeth and followed Jun Xuan to the living room. When he saw Wang Xinmei and Xia Xueqing by the door, he instantly changed his face, 【Mom, auntie, why are you here? 】

As soon as Wang Xinmei entered the door, she pinched Song Yuan's ear, 【Why am I here? When you saw your mother just now, it was like seeing a ghost. 】

Song Yuan screamed in pain, and smiled to please his mother, 【My mother is so beautiful