Every live broadcast will be beaten to death[Comprehensive]

"take me."

"No."

"If you don't take me with you, I'll go by myself."

"Oh, then you can go now."

"..."

The stern-faced anchor looked at Uchiha Madara with piercing eyes, trying to persuade him with his eyes.

However, after the uncute little brother Madara became Uncle Madara, he became even less cute than before.Faced with the anchor's entanglement, he never changed his face, dismissed him with a few words, and finally mocked him sharply: "Stay well and sleep with you."

Host: "...Isn't it just that I accidentally slept for a long time, as for you!"

"Hehe, I accidentally wasted 20 years."

It's over, and I was caught and hurt my feet again.

The host was dumbfounded for a moment, still wanting to die: "Brother Ban, you can't do this! You won't die if you take me..."

"Yes." Uchiha Madara Shi suddenly got up, stepped on the tatami mat and walked to the anchor, looking down at him coldly, "I mean, you will die."

As he said that, he raised the corner of his mouth, deliberately patted the messy hair with a few sticky hairs on his head, and sneered at the host's bewildered eyes: "As long as you are like this, you should stay here honestly Bar."

This posture is completely the head-patting action of the pirated plug-in gentleman!

The anchor is so heartbroken, little brother Ban is becoming unlovable bit by bit, obviously, Mr. and the little brother are not much taller than him!

Of course, this is not the focus of attention.

Uchiha Madara, who turned on a certain switch because of a word from the anchor, was going to settle accounts with the daimyo.In order to keep it secret and also for the sake of the clansmen, it is naturally impossible for him to use the power of the clan, so he can only go quietly by himself.

Uchiha Madara is very confident in his own strength, his illusion is enough to hide all traces, and those wastes who protect the daimyo will definitely not be able to find him.But killing off easily seemed too easy and not enough.

In the end, he made a decision to let that adult relive the scene of that year.

However, this time, there was no one who could be pushed out by him to block the knife.

Uchiha Madara prepared all aspects well in secret, and the people who had prepared it were also useful.The princess that the daimyo wants to marry is a fake, there is no such person at all, the princesses are the most common in this era, spreading rumors about a certain princess's beauty, and then sending a message of goodwill to the daimyo, the target is indeed on the way hook.

Because only a cover is needed, what Uchiha Madara arranges is just a wandering ninja hired for money, without any negotiation, which saves a lot of trouble.

Everything is ready, the only problem is Cunning, who insists on going together - I didn't expect this title to still be applicable.

Uchiha Madara said impatiently, let's make trouble, anyway, it doesn't work, there is no need to discuss it.

Uchiha Madara was deeply impressed by Jin Jiangning's fall on the deadly flat ground when we first met. If he brought this guy, although he had confidence in himself, he couldn't tell what would happen if he couldn't take care of it. His time.

So, he threw the host away, and walked away chicly with a flick of his sleeves.

Host: "..."

Although some self-assessments are beyond their capabilities, they can only do so.

The anchor did not deliberately conceal the secret of immortality, but generally he would not reveal it himself.So, he was touched by little brother Ban's good intentions for a second, and immediately took action...

Uchiha Madara, who was rushing on the road in high spirits, was completely unaware of these little moves.

After the rain, the already difficult forest path is full of mud.The dew quietly dripped on the grass blades aside, suddenly, the water droplets swayed a few times with the leaves, and then were swept by the corner of the clothes.

The carriage swayed and crushed the gravel on the muddy ground, and the men and women guarding the surroundings stepped on the ankle-deep weeds one by one, but the sound was extremely soft, as if all they could hear was the soft sound of the wind.

The pedestrian's speed was considered fast. By the time the noon sun rose above their heads, they had already passed through the continuous forest, and reached the mountain wall that cut off the road ahead, next to a river.

"Okay, let's stop here and rest."

Obviously, the leader of the ninja sent a few people to check the surrounding situation, and after receiving no unusual reply, he finally waved his hand to let the already tired clansmen rest for a while.After hearing this sentence, his clansman also breathed a sigh of relief, leaving only a few people guarding the carriage, and the rest scattered in twos and threes, taking out dry and tasteless military rations and chewing them.

Maybe because it was too boring to eat Bingliang pills, and there was some distance from the carriage, those ninjas who relaxed began to chat.

"I didn't expect that our Senshou Clan would take over the task of escort... Hahaha, is it because you don't trust the Uchiha guys anymore?"

"Who knows, that happened more than ten years ago, the daimyo-sama still seems to have lingering fears—shh, whisper."

After making a few jokes, perhaps because they thought it was inappropriate to talk about daimyo, the two young ninjas from Mori Senju whispered a few words and then stopped, but the topic turned to the object of this escort.

"Hey, I heard that Her Royal Highness is a rare beauty. It is worthwhile to walk with such a woman for a while. However, it has been so many days, why haven't I heard the voice of Her Royal Highness?"

"Cut—stop it! It's as if we are here to play, can you think of the princess too? Be careful! Maybe there will be an enemy attack."

"Yes, yes, I just said no..."

Continue to eat food silently.

As a result, before taking a few bites, the two guys who were squatting in a daze by the river saw an acquaintance hurrying over, and the box that was carefully held in his hands was still steaming.

"Hey, Mae! Are you going to deliver food to His Highness again?"

Deliberately calling out acquaintances, smiling and watching her turn her head to stare at them in a hurry: "Yes, yes, you asked me even though you knew it, what should I do if I'm cold!"

The two young men immediately spread their hands innocently, pretending that they didn't know anything.

"Hmph, I won't tell you guys anymore." The black-haired girl Senju Mai, who was wearing Senju's special armor, held the food box with one hand, and with the other hand, she brushed her loose bangs aside, revealing the scar on her cheek. bright smile.Turning around, the little knot that tied the tail of her hair also drew a neat arc behind her back, and she walked past the clansmen with light steps. She went straight to the side of the carriage and said respectfully: "His Royal Highness, today's Lunch is here."

Naturally, the food prepared for the princess could not be the same as theirs. This is a fish that Mae caught from the river, and it was quickly roasted by a tribesman who can use a little fire, so it was delivered in a hurry. .Although it was indeed delayed for a while, Maiko was not afraid of being blamed, because she had figured it out a long time ago, this princess is a very gentle person!

Sure enough, the bamboo curtain of the window of the carriage was lifted by a corner, which signaled her to send it in.The girl happily smiled at her little friend who was guarding here without food, and then skillfully jumped into the car, opened the hanging curtain and got in.

The princess was sitting upright as usual, but her face was invisible due to wearing a veil, only her eyes were exposed.Makoto has always thought that the princess's eyes are beautiful, but the black pupils are hazy, and always feel very mysterious.

The reason why the princess is said to be a gentle person is because, every time Mae delivered food, she would put the food box aside and quietly watch the girl who was flustered at first.

——Could it be that you want to chat with me?

Mai thought to herself, feeling joy for no reason.Even though the princess never spoke, Mae didn't think much about it. She thoughtfully brought up the topic. During the short period of rest, she kept talking for fear of boring the princess, and the princess was never angry.In this way, she was even happier, and she couldn't stop talking, because she was also a woman, and she said everything, including the one who had a crush on her for several years but never talked to her...

"Hashirama-sama... don't know what you're doing now?"

The girl who was very familiar with the carriages automatically entered chatter mode, and held her face sadly: "Master Hashirama's birthday is this month, so I made preparations early in the morning, and I must confess successfully, but in the end I accepted it." It's time for the mission... woo woo woo... Master Hashirama!"

The gentle and tolerant eyes of the princess stayed on her body all the time, and the girl immediately felt the power of encouragement—even though the princess didn't say a word.She cheered herself up, clenched her fists, and said with a firm face: "No, Mai! You can't give up yet! The next time you see Master Hashirama, you must—"

"Cuckoo."

It seems that what strange sound was heard?

Senju Mai subconsciously searched for the source of the sound.However, after searching for a long time, her suspicious gaze suddenly met another gaze.

Uh, why do you... see sadness in the eyes of the princess?

This scene is very embarrassing.

Makoto was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a flash of inspiration——

"Wooooow, sorry to bother you because I talk too much!"

The vitality girl covered her face, jumped out of the car and ran away in tears.

Princess:"……"

After confirming that there was no sound around, the "Princess" finally withdrew from the posture of sitting upright, staring at the box of grilled fish, her hazy eyes suddenly switched to dead fish eyes.

When you are starving to death, you have to be stared at for a long time without eating!

And, grilled fish!It's grilled fish again!

I can't continue cosplaying happily!

She...cough, he silently shed tears of sympathy for his miserable self.

If it wasn't for the fact that little brother Ban refused to take him to play, why would he steal the little brother's private money and hand it over to the eldest sister who was hired to pretend to be a princess in advance, and let him do it!As a war scumbag, this is the only way for him to reach his destination safely.

And the shame of playing in women's clothing is completely ignored by the main broadcaster. He is the one who wants revenge, so what is a mere female clothing!

Due to his special status, the guards would hardly communicate with the "princess". He just pretended to be dumb quietly.As for what will happen afterwards, the anchor is not worried, and just hug Brother Ban's thigh when he gets there.

I believe that my younger brother will understand him—well, he will help him solve future troubles.

However, what he didn't expect was that the temporarily transferred bodyguards were actually from Qianshou's family.

Brother Hashirama's family...

Thinking of the little brother Hashirama whom I haven't seen in 20 years, the anchor couldn't help feeling a little bit embarrassed.But it's almost enough to sigh, he doesn't want to meet Senshou Zhujian here at all, it is definitely the rhythm of being recognized at a glance.

Fortunately, Senshou Hashirama is not in the bodyguard team, there is only a fan of the younger brother Hashirama...

"There are enemies!!!"

The heart-piercing yell scared the anchor almost to be stuck by a fishbone.The carriage shook at a distance, and he didn't know what happened in front of him. The anchor thought, it can't be so unlucky... Has something happened to the people outside?

Just as he was about to quietly lift the curtain to take a look, he heard a deafening bang, followed by screams, and the cheers of the Thousand Hands changed from panic to surprise: "Ah! It's Lord Hashirama!"

A hearty voice laughed loudly and said, "I just finished the task and passed by, I didn't expect to meet you—everyone, are you not hurt?"

"Yes!"

"Great, what a coincidence!"

You can imagine how fun it is outside.However, the anchor has been stunned by his lucky value falling outside the alphabet.

Just when he regained his composure and tried to pretend to be disconnected, he heard the voice ask again: "Where is the adult you want to protect?"

Host: "!!!"

Immediately, a pig teammate exposed the carriage he was in.

The sound of footsteps approached, and the man stretched out his hand to hang on the curtain of the carriage - just put it on, but didn't lift it.

The anchor breathed a sigh of relief.

"fine……"

The man standing outside was asking, and the anchor was thinking about how to sharpen his throat——

Suddenly, the curtain, which had only been touched once, fell down.

The two people who were one mile away looked at each other.

"..."

"..."

When he grew up, the younger brother Hashirama's hair changed from his younger sister's to black and straight, and he was in a daze at this moment.

The anchor who didn't expect the quality of the cloth to be so poor was also stunned.

"Then what—"

"...Your wig fell off."

It was horrible to say this.

Host: "..."

He glanced at the wig that had been torn off by himself in agitation, and calmly put one on his head.Then, with an extremely vigorous posture, he rushed forward, grabbed Hei Changzhi between the Qianshouzhu, and pulled him into the carriage.