Peek into the Heart [Unlimited]

This voice instantly attracted everyone's attention, and the two had a rare chance to breathe.At the end of the market, a man in a suit and leather shoes walked up. His pomade was slickly waxed. Judging from the shining gold watch, he must have scooped up a lot of oil and water.

Yu Yan originally wanted to seek justice from the mayor, but seeing the appearance, she decided to observe for a while, and before she knew it, the mayor gave everyone a big gift with a "plop".

The expressions of the villagers were all calm, except for the two foreigners who opened their eyes wide and confirmed several times that the one kneeling in front of them was indeed the mayor.

"Is this a special ceremony?"

Fang Xuhai asked curiously, but the mayor kowtowed three more times. Even if it was a ceremony, no matter where it was placed, it was subordinate to superior, living to dead.

"Reward you."

A piece of moldy steamed bun fell to the mayor's feet along a parabola. No need to look, only the beggar could take out such a thing.

The mayor stretched out his hand to pick up the steamed bun, swallowed it whole, moved it to the side of the beggar with his knees, and then stuck his whole body on the ground reverently: "Thank you, Mr. Beggar, for your gift."

Yu Yan really thanked herself for not letting the mayor uphold justice just now on the spur of the moment.

The mayor's kneeling was not over yet, the villagers regardless of men, women, or children showed contemptuous glances on their faces, the mayor knelt down one by one, listening to the ridicule and abuse of those people, he didn't dare to say "no".

In the end, this ridiculous behavior even came to Yu Yan's feet.The mayor's hairspray has been messed up, and the originally wide suit pants are now covered with dust.Yu Yan didn't stop, but didn't say a word, just watched all this quietly.

After all, the people in the inner world are just fictitious existences, and they should not be given too much personal affection. This is what Yu Yan learned from hundreds of times of traveling back and forth.

The mayor was disgraced and disappeared at the end of the market. Yu Yan and Fang Xuhai were about to leave, but the group of people surrounded them persistently, asking them to apologize to the beggar no matter what.

Yu Yan understood that in this world, the status of seniority and inferiority is reversed.As the mayor of a town, he has the lowest status, while a beggar who begs everywhere, no matter how poor he is materially, has supreme respect.

The crowd in front of me is getting bigger and bigger, all of them are hoarse, just to ask for an explanation for the person riding on their head, otherwise, their endless bowing to please them in the past will become a joke.

Yu Yan was a little irritated by the noise, and her complexion became more and more serious. Fang Xuhai who was on the side looked a little frightened, and when she was about to speak up to argue with this group of people, she saw that the people around her suddenly became shorter.

Isn't it a beggar? There is no barrier to entry for this thing.Yu Yan slumped on the ground for a second, unbuttoned two buttons of his white shirt, picked up half a watermelon rind and put it in front of him: "I'm a beggar, donate money to me."

Fang Xuhai was holding back his laughter so that his face flushed, he dressed up in front of people, and his speech could barely be regarded as an elegant Yu Yan. beggar.

But since you are outside, you have to give your friends face.Without saying a word, Fang Xuhai sat down next to him, pulled the watermelon rind between the two, and stretched out his hand together with him: "I, a beggar, donate money!"

The crowd was stunned by this sudden behavior and fell silent for a few seconds. Everyone had different expressions on their faces. I am afraid that after copying it, it can be left to future generations to discuss like "The Last Supper".One person even stretched out a hand tremblingly, holding a copper coin with his fingertips, and someone beside him slapped him violently: "What are you thinking, beggars are people like them who can become beggars if they want to be beggars!" of."

With this palm, the copper coin fell into the watermelon rind. Yu Yan picked up the copper coin and threw it with his hand. The copper coin flew over the heads of the crowd and fell into the beggar's bowl. He clapped his hands: "Okay Bar."

This trick really didn't work, before everyone could react, Yu Yan pulled Fang Xuhai up and ran forward quickly.The wind whizzed past their ears. After all, the two of them were used to running. They circled around and around. First, the leader was knocked out, and the group behind them were automatically taken away.

It seems to be an ordinary small town, and the small bridge and flowing water are poetic. If there are no such strange rules, it would be a good place to relax.The two walked slowly on the country road, trying to avoid the crowds on both sides, so as not to offend any unknown "adult" again.

"Hello!"

Someone patted on the shoulder suddenly, and Yu Yan said that this person was very polite, so a list was forcibly stuffed in his hand, and Fang Xuhai who was beside him was not left behind.

"Welcome to the new town resident assessment meeting. Here is the registration form, please fill it out." The visitor was dressed in a cheap suit and looked like he was doing odd jobs in the township government.

"Sorry, we are foreigners, so we don't want to participate." Yu Yan always felt that there was a hole in his head, so he reached out and handed the form back.

"Sorry, you have no right to refuse." The man had a polite smile on his face, but his tone implied a threat.

Yu Yan and Fang Xuhai exchanged glances, and when they were about to discuss it, the man took out his mobile phone: "It is against the law to refuse to participate. If you insist on not filling in, I will call the police."

"Don't be angry, brother, I'll fill it in, I'll fill it in." Although he is usually quite straightforward, but because he was threatened by his parents with "if he doesn't obey, he will be arrested by the police" since he was a child, Fang Xuhai, a good citizen, has always surpassed the police The fear of criminals.Hearing this, he grabbed a pen and signed his name with a "shua shua".

How could Yu Yan let him take the risk alone, so he had to bite the bullet and fill out the form.The man put away the completed form and left contentedly.

The two continued to walk on the path, and it soon became dark.Yu Yan found that as long as you abide by the rules of this small town, the local villagers are actually easy to get along with. After all, most people are of the same level. Learn how to deal with it.

Han Xin can bear even the humiliation of sex, in order to save his life, it is no big deal to bow to a few people.In this way, the two had a full meal and even slept in the guest house.

Although it is the decoration of an ordinary township guest house in reality, it can be regarded as a very good resting place if it is placed in the inner world.The two of them slept soundly for a night, and the next day just after dawn, they were woken up by the loudspeaker at the head of the village, and the resident assessment meeting began.

The site of the assessment conference was set up in the place where outdoor movies were shown.The tables and chairs were removed, and the crowd filled the entire square.Yu Yan was looking at who the examiner was, when she saw the beggar limping in front of the crowd, the smell on his body seemed to be stronger than yesterday.

The first villager went up, holding a biscuit box in his hand, opened it and saw that there were homemade pastries inside, the beggar nodded noncommittally: "40 points."

The second villager came forward and bowed in two or three steps, and then offered two bottles of high-quality liquor. The beggar smiled a little: "Not bad, 70 points."

Next, the villagers went forward to pay tribute to the beggar one by one, and if they really couldn't bring anything, they racked their brains to say a few flattering words, so that they could get along well and not become the mayor of the town.

Yu Yan never expected that this assessment meeting would be successful like this.Such a high-sounding name, to put it bluntly, is a flattering appreciation conference.

Another villager walked up, and Yu Yan suddenly thought that he had misread it, that person looked exactly like him.

"He looks like you." Fang Xuhai also discovered this.

This is no longer just a resemblance, it is better to say that they are the same person at all.The counterfeit walked up to him, first kowtowed three times respectfully, then bent over and handed him a lighted cigarette, the beggar took a puff, blew a smoke ring on his face, and waited expectantly for his next move Performance.

Good guy, this impostor directly brought a suitcase over, opened it, and found all kinds of exquisite pastries, high-quality tobacco and alcohol, and two big gold bars, I don't know if they are solid or not.

The beggar's eyes lit up instantly, and he almost shouted: "100 points! 100 points!"

The people below immediately began to talk about it, and some discerning people had already started to curry favor with the new beggar.

Yu Yan looked at this face that was carved out of the same mold as her own, but made an expression that she would never make, and felt nauseated for a while.

The people in front of him stayed in the row, and soon it was Yu Yan's turn. He walked up and wanted to say something, but when he thought about the scene just now, the more he thought about it, the more disgusting he became, and he didn't say the last word. It is estimated that his complexion is also very bad.

The beggar watched him just walk in front of him, a look of surprise flashed across his face, and then it turned into anger in an instant: "0 points!"

With such an extreme score, basically, the identity of the mayor and a beggar has been determined.The people around had already started to cast sideways glances at him, and a few of them came forward haughtily and asked him why he didn't kneel down for himself.

Yu Yan didn't bother to talk to these people, he just wanted to find out what was going on with that counterfeit.

Yu Yan didn't bother to look for it. Not far away, surrounded by people was the new beggar. He walked up, but before he could speak, Fang Xuhai, who had just passed the examination, suddenly ran over: "Look at that , do you look the same as me?"

Yu Yan recognized it for a while, and then realized that Fang Xuhai was talking about the man whose face was almost covered with plaster.A row of unkempt people sat together, all of them were dressed similarly to that beggar, one was dirtier than the other, probably every beggar in history.

"Why don't you kneel down for me, new mayor?" Yu Yan was observing the row of beggars when his own voice suddenly sounded in his ear, and the impostor was looking at him arrogantly.

"How do you know I'm the mayor?" Yu Yan asked back.

The counterfeit was stunned for a moment: "You got 0 points, which is the lowest score..."

"I got full marks." Yu Yan corrected with a smile, "It's you who should kneel down."