What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

As written in the original script, Lixiao's spouse is Hai Bing. Dapoxiao is three years old. She was originally the eldest daughter of a leader of a wolf orc tribe in the north. She has strong physical fitness, and she doesn't look weak when standing next to the bear-like Lixiao. In addition, their tribe is good at medicine, she has studied hard since she was a child, and now she has become a very good witch doctor.

Last autumn, Haibing's tribe was attacked by tiger orcs, and the male wolf orcs in the tribe were almost wiped out.In desperation, she took her younger sisters to the party. Several younger sisters found other people, and the rest followed her, the elder sister, to the Midao tribe.

Mi Dao looked at the young ladies in front of him staring at him unabashedly, their eyes sparkling, as if they wanted to eat him.

At this time, Lixiao quietly approached Mi Dao's ear, wagging her tail as if asking for credit, and said with a smile: "Brother, the remaining sisters, after hearing that Big Brother has not found a spouse, are very enthusiastic. Tell me that you want to join our tribe. Brother, you didn’t take care of Foehn this winter, so hurry up now.”

Mi Dao: "..." Thank you so much.

It is not surprising that Lixiao brought back sea ice. After all, in this ancient world where the weak preyed on the strong, strength was the most important criterion for a female orc to choose a mate. A bear like Lixiao, in terms of appearance and strength alone, is definitely the best in this continent. The tall, rich and handsome among all the wolf orcs on the Internet.

But what Mi Dao didn't expect was that Li Xiao's wife brought so many wives—no, so many single ladies came back, Mi Dao really didn't know what to do.

First of all, basic necessities of life are problems.The second is that Huan Ri is a straight wolf, facing such a "temptation", Mi Dao doesn't know what to do, so that he can justifiably not marry a wife.

However, since it is the tribe brought by Lixiao's spouse, it is naturally impossible for Mi Dao to drive these young ladies out, and after thinking about it, there are still a few younger brothers under Lixiao who are about to grow up. It's much easier to handle it.

So in order to match up these marriages, Mi Dao discussed with those youngsters about solving the accommodation problem of these young ladies.

Upon hearing this, several cubs who were about to grow up exploded, each of them was as excited as if they had been spat with chicken blood, blushing, and they were willing to vacate their first house for the young ladies to live in, while they themselves He first went to build a shed outside the house and made a living, and offered to build houses for these young ladies.

Mi Dao was very satisfied with this, and the matter was arranged for the time being.

In order to celebrate Lixiao found a spouse, Mi Dao and others prepare for the bonfire party tonight.

Mi Dao moved several cattle and sheep out of the underground ice cellar and went to the river to wash them.

The younger brothers also followed, and they all said they wanted to help. They sat down on the rocks by the river one by one, because the weather was not too cold, and they were afraid of getting their clothes wet, so several of them took off their shirts and kicked up their clothes. Shirtless.

Mi Dao sneaked a glance: "Tsk tsk, look at these beautiful bodies, I think..."

System: "Beep——"

Mi Dao sighed: "Dad, why don't you think I haven't triggered the 18R plot yet? The orc setting is so suitable! It has ears and a tail, its physical strength is still good, and it's thick and long..."

System dog head: "Haven't you played with your body enough?"

Mi Dao: "I didn't!!!"

The system didn't believe it, and didn't know which hot chicken rua'ed his ears and tail every day, and said he wanted to rua someone else's after rua.

Old Mi Dao blushed: "Hey, Dad, you misunderstood me." He wanted to say that he hadn't played enough and wanted to play other people.

System: "..." Hehe.

Foehn was ordered not to do heavy work by Mi Dao because his arm injury was not completely healed, so he had no choice but to go to the campfire to help Li Xiao build a barbecue grill.

Lixiao hummed a song while taking a ride, her tail was almost up to the sky, shaking her head, she was very frightened.

Foefeng's face was not very good-looking when he heard Li Xiao humming. He didn't sing very well in the first place, and he hummed wildly, which made it annoying.

He frowned, looking at Li Xiao, his hands were itchy, and he just wanted to punch him.

Lixiao is in a good mood today, and his nerves are getting worse. He didn't notice Foehn's expression at all. When he saw the female wolf lady passing by, he lightly touched Foehn with his shoulder, and smiled and showed his fangs: "Why? Like? Did you fancy anything?"

Foehn gave him a blank look, and continued to tie the rattan in his hand.

Li Xiao thought that Foehn was not confident, so he cheerfully encouraged him: "Don't be shy... Although they all seem to be here for the elder brother, but the elder brother can only marry one, right? If you see someone you like, be bold. Just go after it, if it succeeds."

Foehn really doesn't know how Li Xiao can survive till now with his brain.

Foehn tied a knot on the cane, and said casually: "What if my big brother and I fall in love with the same one."

Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head and said, "Then... well, then you have to beat Big Brother..."

Foehn sneered and stopped talking.How can it be so easy, he is just a wolfhound.

Li Xiao's eyes widened, a little surprised: "You don't really like the same girl as big brother, do you?"

Foehn said, "No, I'm not a wolf."

Li Xiao was choked up after hearing this, and felt very sorry. He quickly cheered Foehn up and said, "It doesn't matter if it's not a wolf! You are not much different from us. At the party, I saw a female follow the leader of the jackal tribe. Yes! As long as you become the strongest one and become the leader, everyone will listen to you, and no matter who you want! Don’t be discouraged!”

The movements in Foehn's hands stopped, and his heart beat rapidly.

That's right, if he becomes the leader and becomes the strongest one, he can naturally want anyone.

Foehn's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably.

He wanted his brother, and from the day his brother let him hug him tightly, he decided that he would follow that person for the rest of his life and become his sharpest stone blade.

But as he grew older, he gradually found that he was not satisfied.

He didn't like his brother looking after Li Xiao, and he didn't like his brother looking after anyone else in the clan.

It's just that those are the real relatives of my brother, but he is not.He is just a wolfhound picked up and raised.

He can only think of ways to win his brother's sympathy and let him see him more, but these are not enough.

He wants his brother to be gentle with him, smile at him, and be nice to him.

If you want your brother, it will always belong to him alone.

However, his elder brother is the wolf king, the leader of the tribe, a powerful and insurmountable person, like a mountain, it seems that there will never be a day when it collapses.

He had always thought that he couldn't hide his brother like he secretly collected his old clothes, and put them in a place where only he could see them.

But now that I think about it again, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it...

Foehn raised his head and looked at the dawn in front of him, suddenly felt that he also had some redeeming qualities.

Foehn smiled at Lixiao and said, "I can help you hunt tomorrow, you can stay at home with your spouse."

Li Xiao's jaw dropped in shock: "Really...really?"

Foehn nodded: "Well, congratulate you for finding a spouse."

Lixiao came up with a bear hug, with tears streaming down his face: "You are really my good brother!" After speaking, he patted hard twice.

Foehn almost vomited blood when he was slapped: "..." He wanted to take back that advisable sentence.

After the shelf was set up, Mi Dao and his brothers came over with the cattle and sheep.

As soon as they saw Mi Dao, the new ladies and sisters immediately came up to her, smiling like flowers and said to Mi Dao, "Leader, let me help you!"

Mi Dao smiled and said, "No, just rest."

Hearing Mi Dao's words, the young ladies became even more excited, their faces flushed, and they surrounded Mi Dao noisily, wagging their tails non-stop.

Mi Dao: "..." Mom, help me!

The onlooker system made an objective evaluation: "You have blossomed a lot."

Mi Dao was wronged: "I don't want peach blossoms to bloom, I want chrysanthemums to bloom."

System: "..." The system is responsible for shielding the hot chicken host.

Mi Dao’s cutting of beef and mutton kept going, and I heard the girls commenting: “These beef and mutton are so healthy.”

"Yeah, it's been a long time since we ate such good meat. We really deserve to be the leader of the magic sun."

Rice: "..."

When Mi Dao heard them discussing the meat issue, she secretly asked the system where the herbivore infectious disease had spread.

After listening, the system gave him a map of the mainland.

The rice rice tribe is located in the central part of the mainland, and the northern corner where the sea ice tribe used to be is already red, indicating that the herbivores over there are basically inedible and will infect orcs, herbivorous orcs It may be directly infected, and carnivorous orcs like Mi Dao are very likely to get sick if they eat sick herbivores.

According to the script, other carnivorous orcs in the north will go south due to lack of food and have a war with the protagonist's tribe. Calculating the time, it will probably look like this winter.

And in this war, if the protagonist's tribe wins, Huan Ri, the wolf king, will abdicate due to serious injuries.

In order to obtain more customs clearance resources, the optimal route is that the protagonist can defeat all other competitors at this node and become the new wolf king.If nothing else, in this way, the later HE or BE routes will be complete, and there will be no more half-baked endings.

So the next thing Mi Dao has to do is to ensure that all the values ​​of Li Xiao are qualified, to win the war with the tiger orcs this winter, and to help Li Xiao become the wolf king. Waiting for himself to die from serious injuries, and die, he can pass the level.

Mi Dao is very satisfied with this progress.

Finally things were ready, the sun went down, everyone gathered in the central square, roasted cattle and sheep around the bonfire, some even brought out drinks, everyone ate, drank, sang and danced together.

Although Mi Dao really wanted to try out the taste of this ancient wine in this game setting, Huan Ri never drank alcohol in order to stay alert, so Mi Dao could only watch everyone from the sidelines Playing drunk crazy, guarding the children screaming and laughing and chasing and beating him so as not to cause danger, and also dealing with the young lady who came to hook him up.

Mi Dao: "..." He is very busy.

System: "Those who can do more work."

Mi Dao's eyes widened: "Oh my god! Dad, you actually praised him! He's so shy!"

System: "..." You are ashamed.

When everyone was almost crazy, Lixiao and his spouse went into the house to rest first, and it was about time for the others to go to bed. As Lixiao's brother, Mi Dao would stay to deal with the aftermath according to the custom.

After cleaning up the square, Mi Dao moved the rest of the wine into the warehouse. Just as he turned around, he saw Foehn following him, also bringing a heavy clay pot.

Mi Dao hurriedly stepped forward to take it, frowning: "Don't move, your hands are not healed yet."

Foehn heard Mi Dao's caring scolding, and smiled sweetly: "I'm fine."

Mi Pao walked into the warehouse and said seriously: "No, it must be raised first, so that the root cause of the disease cannot be lost, do you understand?"

Foehn nodded, "Mm", and focused on the person in front of him, his eyes burning.

After Mi Dao put down his things, Foehn said, "Brother, I want to tell you something."

Mi Dao patted the dust off his hands, raised his eyebrows and looked at Foehn: "What?"

Foehn's eyes flickered, and he said: "Lightning and the others gave up their house to those new orcs, and now they can only sleep in the shed. They came to ask me just now and asked me to give up the house to them. I agreed. .”

After hearing this, Mi Dao's expression was not very good.

The little wolf cubs of Lightning, now grown up, have a rebellious heart. They know that Foehn is not a wolf orc, so they often trip up Foehn in private, but Foehn has a good temper and doesn't care about them so much, so he always It's been fine since then.

Mi Dao lowered her voice and said, "I'll teach these bastards a lesson."

Foehn smiled and said, "Brother, they can't do anything about it, I don't care. I just want to ask brother, can I live in your house?"

Rice: "!"

Mi Dao was very excited, but looking at the longer and better-looking Foehn in front of her, Mi Dao really didn't dare to agree, fearing that she would lose control all of a sudden and push him away.

The last time Foehn was ill, when Mi Dao was taking care of him, he had let Xiaomi stand up to sleep for two nights, wondering if sleeping like this would hurt his poor little baby.

system:"……"

Just when Mi Dao was struggling, a young lady's voice came from outside the warehouse.

"Brother leader! Is brother there?"

Mi Dao's ears perked up in fright.He has been troubled all day today, and he is already a little tired. Now he just wants to go back and rest early.

Before Mi Dao could make a sound, the cute female wolf orc poked her head in. It was the most active wolf orc today.Her ears moved, and she looked around, looking forward to it.

Seeing that someone was about to come in, Mi Dao sighed, and just as he was about to respond, Foehn suddenly blocked him, covering Mi Dao under his shadow.

It was only then that Mi Dao realized that Foehn was already half his head taller, and his shoulders were also very broad. The tight body under a thin layer of clothes was almost perfect like a work of art.

Foehn covered Mi Dao behind him, smiled at the wolf orc and said, "The leader is not here, is sister okay?"

The little sister blushed when she saw Foehn's appearance, but quickly restrained her thoughts because of his identity as a wolfhound.

She looked around and found that Mi Dao was indeed not here, so she smiled and said, "It's okay, I just want to help the leader's brother. You are... called Foefeng, right? I heard that you are the leader's favorite younger brother .”

Foehn smiled: "Really."

Mi Dao nodded in approval behind Foehn.Yes, yes, his puppies are so cute!

The young lady rolled her eyes, nodded and said, "Yes, I heard everyone say that you are very powerful and the leader likes you very much as soon as I came in."

Foehn smiled and said nothing.

The young lady continued to smile and said: "You and the leader have such a good relationship, you must know what the leader thinks, right? Does brother brother have a girl in mind?"

Foehn shook his head, and said innocently: "Brother, he never told me this."

After hearing this, the young lady's ears drooped, and the light in her eyes dimmed a bit, but she still smiled and said, "That's right, brothers might not talk about these things—the leader must be busy hunting, right? Who did it? I'm new here and I don't know what to do. If you need it, I can help you wash your clothes and cook..."

Mi Dao: "..." No, no, don't delay your finding a husband, anyway, he will become a useless wolf this winter.

So Mi Dao heard Foehn say: "Don't bother my sister, I can help my brother with housework."

The little sister's eyes widened in surprise: "How can this work? The elder brother always wants to find a spouse and have a child."

Foehn maintained the smile on his face, but his voice became cold: "It's already dark, it's not good for my sister to stay alone with me in the warehouse?"

The young lady saw the dark green in Foehn's eyes, and the hair on her tail exploded, and she immediately became alert.She took two steps back, forced a smile and said, "You are right. Since the leader brother is not here, I will go back first, and you should rest early."

As soon as she finished speaking, she trotted a few steps and left the warehouse as if being chased by an evil spirit.

Mi Dao heard the sound of footsteps in the distance, and just wanted to come out, but did not expect that Foehn turned around and pressed him against the wall.

Mi Dao: "!!!" What is he going to do? !What are you doing? !

system:"……"

Mi Dao was completely suppressed by Foehn, and just about to push him away to teach him a lesson, he heard Foehn whisper in his ear: "Brother, don't talk, there are people outside."

Rice didn't dare to move.

Foehn hugged Mi Dao, seeing Mi Dao accepted his excessive behavior, he raised the corners of his mouth, his dark green eyes were full of obsession, and the longing in his eyes was deep and heavy.

The matter was urgent, so Mi Dao had to be held by Foehn first. He listened, and sure enough, he heard two people talking outside. One of them was the young lady just now, and the other was probably her sister.

The other person asked eagerly, "How is sister? What did the leader say?"

The young lady sighed and said, "The leader is not in the warehouse, only the wolfhound is there."

The other person said disappointedly: "I see...then what are you going to do, sister?"

The young lady was quiet for a while, and suddenly said: "How about I go directly to the leader's room to seduce him later!"

"This is good!"

After speaking, the two sisters walked away smiling.

Mi Dao: "..." He really did, let Foehn come and live with him.

The boy is outside... No, even if you are at home, you must remember to protect yourself!

Mi Dao just recovered from the shock, and patted Foehn on the back: "Get up."

Foefeng took a step back, drooped his ears, and said in a low voice: "Brother, I'm sorry, I just blocked my brother because I saw that he seemed tired... I still don't want to stay in my brother's room. Brother should also want to take someone back to the house..."

Mi Dao: "..." No, no, child, you misunderstood!

Mi Dao hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I'm really tired. Come live here, my room is big enough."

But Foefeng said: "Brother, don't worry about me, it's more important to find a spouse and have a child."

Seeing Foehn cautiously, as if he was afraid of abandoning him, Mi Dao's expression softened, and he stretched out his hand to rua Foehn's ear and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you are more important."

Foehn closed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth.

Is it?This is the best, brother, you have to remember what you said.

Mi Dao was afraid of being attacked by that young lady at night, so she quickly asked Foehn to move over to sleep with her, so nothing happened.

After a month, the new girls found that Mi Dao didn't like them, so they gradually gave up the idea of ​​being a wolf queen, and each started a new round of mate selection.

During this period of time, Mi Dao found that, thanks to the blessing of Li Xiao's spouse, Li Xiao's various values ​​have increased a lot, such as charisma, wisdom, leadership and so on.

Mi Dao lamented that men who have married are different. His wolf cub brother looks a lot more stable, not as muddy as before.

Seeing the plot of the tiger orc attack getting closer, Mi Dao was a little anxious.

Although Lixiao's personal quality has met the conditions for customs clearance, the strength of the entire tribe is still a bit weak. There are not many adult male wolf orcs in the family. Although they are quite capable of fighting, they are extremely powerful against attacks and instant explosive power. The tiger orcs can't win one-on-one. Mi Dao must find a way to gather more people to cooperate in team battles.

However, the wolf orcs continued the habits of their ancestor wolves. They mainly live in a group of families with blood ties. Except during gatherings, tribes without kinship are mostly hostile and rarely join forces.

At this time, the importance of Lixiao marrying Haibing was highlighted.Haibing has many younger sisters, some of whom are married to wolf orcs from other tribes, so it is possible for Mi Dao to apply for cooperation with them.

But the most critical problem right now is that although Mi Dao knew that the tiger orcs were coming, according to the script, Huan Ri didn't know about it.This is a problem caused by insufficient information, and Mi Dao has no particularly effective solution. He can only increase the frequency of his brothers going out to hunt, hoping to find some clues about the tiger orcs.

After this search, it entered a hot summer, and the younger brothers in the tribe began to be shirtless again. Mi Dao looked at the tendons and flesh of the younger brothers, and expressed his envy, because he was still so white and even exercised his abdominal muscles. Not a few bucks.

Just when Mi Dao was going bald because of her abs... no, because she was looking for cooperation, a group of male wolf orcs came to her.

This group of male wolf orcs walked straight to the gate of Mi Dao's tribe, full of murderous aura, and the children who were playing in the square screamed and ran home crying.

Mi Dao was discussing the hunting plan with Changhong and Li Xiao in the house, when he heard the commotion outside, he hurriedly took people out to check the situation.

Walking to the door, the clansmen guarding the door were holding stone blades, confronting the people outside, and when they saw Mi Dao approaching, they gave way.

Mi Dao walked to the front, looked up, and saw the leader of the Wolf King.

This wolf king has dark gray fur, a tall body like a mountain, bronze skin, a fit physique, and a gangster look all over his body.He has a tiger skin around his waist, and a deep claw mark on his left eye. Not only does he not look ugly, but it also highlights his powerful aura.

Mi Dao frowned, and was about to ask why the other party was here, when the wolf king raised his eyebrows, whistled loudly, and said frivolously: "Female, you are very beautiful, let me be my spouse."

Rice: "..."

The author has something to say: Thank you, Baby Berry, for giving Xie Chi a picture of the person who scolded the dog!nice!I am so touched!Love you! ! !