Empire first hand

Chi Xi limped back to the base camp with his waist supported, but unexpectedly saw no one.

Looking at the canyon waterfall, as expected, there are white corpses floating on the broad river, with crooked mouths, squinting eyes, and spitting, each of them trying their best to interpret 108 miserable ways of death with their lives.

Chi Xi supported his waist, squatted down with difficulty, and poked the dead body closest to the shore, "Is it because you can't think about it after being massacred by slugs, so you want to find a more miserable way to die to ease your mood? ?”

"Nonsense!" The dead body revived on the spot, shaking off the water droplets all over his body, and his angry face immediately changed into a furious face after seeing who poked him, "Chi Xiaoxi, you bastard, abandon us to enjoy the blessings!"

"Enjoy blessing?" Chi Xi's eyes widened in surprise, making sure that he hadn't washed off the evidence of "enjoy happiness" all over his body, and pointed at himself with only white teeth all over his body, "I am like this, enjoy happiness?"

Qin Qing: "..." It seems that, indeed, it is so much worse than them?

Li Chen didn't have any extra energy, so he just paddled along the current, looked at Chi Xi closely, and accidentally drank several sips of water in surprise, "Captain, why did you become like this?"

If it wasn't for Gu Rui standing behind him and Chi Xi talking to Qin Qing again, Li Chen couldn't be sure that the person who was covered in mud all over his body as if he had gone to take a mud bath was the one who had been called secretly for many times Chi Xi with a pretty face.Ah, fortunately it's not night, otherwise who would recognize it?

Thinking that those who escaped training were several times worse than them, even Liangzhe was not angry at all, "Haha, captain, you are much worse than us."

This group of poor smokers!

The corner of Chi Xi's mouth twitched, and he jumped into the river with a "plop". The river water splashed in all directions, covering several people, and the dried mud on his body dissolved in the water. The nearby river water quickly became dirty and gradually spread to the surrounding area.

"Tsk tsk tsk" Qin Qing raised his hand and took a piece of mud the size of two fingernails from Chi Xi's "black" shirt, which couldn't see the original color, and threw it ashore in disgust, "Chi Xiaoxi, you are going to roll in the mud ?"

Feng Chengyun glanced back and saw that Gu Rui was covered with mud below his knees, and there were very few mud stains on his upper body, obviously not the disharmonious (wild) festival (war) he guessed, "Visual observation is the sad history of the captain's unilateral abuse. "

Qin Qing & Li Chen & Lian Liangzhe: "Oh, so it is."

Chi Xi: "..."

The sad captain who was disgusted slightly hooked his lips, and swept away his long legs immersed in the river mercilessly. The four people who had exhausted all their energy in the waterfall surfing training and were already powerless "plop plop", all four feet on their buttocks He landed on the ground and fell back, drinking muddy water unexpectedly.

Without waiting for the four people to protest, Chi Xi hugged the four people with two hands in one hand, pressed them into the water vigorously, squinted his eyes and taught: "The captain will teach you a truth now: the reason why slander is slander is because you can't say it." In the future, if you accidentally speak out again, as the captain, I don’t mind teaching you how to be hated if you talk too much.”

Everyone: "..." The handicapped captain is so cruel!

Chi Xi wouldn't really suffocate people, he lifted them out of the water when he saw that the situation was almost over, and kindly helped carry the four weak people to the shore by the way.

I didn’t see clearly just now when I made a gag, but now I look carefully, all of them have pale complexions, pale lips with a hint of purple, and skin wrinkled like the cheapest toilet paper. It seems that they have been in the water for a long time until All physical and mental exhaustion counts.

Chao Tianjiao, who had been watching for a long time, saw the opportunity and ran forward, and handed over two huge bright red super mutant strawberries: "Chi Xiaoxi, I have been training all morning, whether I am thirsty or not, eat two strawberries to relieve my thirst." Quench your thirst."

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he found that the mud on his hand hadn't been washed off. Chi Xi lowered his head and ate it with Chaotianjiao's hand. As soon as the strawberry entered his mouth, he noticed the difference, "Chaotianjiao, this strawberry is from the Jingjing beast species, right?"

"That's right." Chaotianjiao nodded cheerfully, taking it for granted, "The wild strawberries in Death Valley are sour and astringent and not tasty, and the Jingjing beast species are big, red and juicy. Benjiao specially ran to them while you were training. Steal... picked it."

Chaotianjiao rolled his tongue quickly, but everyone still heard the word clearly. However, in Death Valley, no one really cares about whether the "Imperial Law" is applicable or not.What's more, the suffering masters are a group of stupid and fat beasts who can do nothing but eat and be cute.

What's more, the cannibal's mouth is soft but the manpower is short, and they have to rely on Chaotianjiao for help in the rest of the day. They can't tear down the stage now, absolutely not!

Strawberry, eat it!

Qin Qing crawled over with difficulty on all fours, staring longingly at another giant mutant strawberry that hadn't been eaten, and made a pitiful expression: "Chi Xiaoxi, please feed me!"

Turning his head to meet the other three pairs of bright "please feed" eyes, Chi Xi, who still remembered the incident of being disliked just now, said ruthlessly and unreasonably: "Chaotianjiao, look at it and sell it."

Sell?what to sell

"Guaranteed to complete the task!" Chao Tianjiao gave a standard military salute, stuffed another giant strawberry into Gu Rui's hand, and quickly slapped his butt and slipped away.

Mixed with the noisy sound of waterfalls, Chaotianjiao's lively voice rang clearly in everyone's ears: "Are you thirsty? Are you hungry? Can't you move a finger after training all morning? Is it because of your stomach?" Bu Kongkong really wants to eat something before dinner? Then, don’t hesitate, the super mutant giant strawberry produced by Jingjing Beast, 10 imperial coins, a limited number, first come first served, pass by, don’t miss it~ "

Everyone: "..."

Yaoshou, there are carrots selling sky-high strawberries here, come and see!

Jingjing Beast’s giant strawberry costs 1000 imperial coins per piece, which is unaffordable for most people, but it costs 1 imperial coins per piece at Chaotianjiao, which is a hundredfold increase, and even local tyrants have to weigh it.

However, the timing of selling strawberries, I have to say, is damn good!

Can't walk, can't pick, what should I do if I want to eat?

Buy and buy!

We don't have money!

"Here, 1."

"2, here."

"10, the big customer is here."

……

The students who can go to Gerald College are either rich or expensive, and the remaining few are admitted based on real knowledge, so this little money is not a problem at all for the rich generations of the military. They only think about whether to eat or not. Affordable, not unaffordable.

As for those who want to go to school without money, they all go to Lanxiang College next to Gerald College.Lanxiang advocates teaching without discrimination, as long as he can afford the lowest entrance fee, all of them are unconditionally covered, so the quality of the students is uneven, and he has been under the pressure of the [Imperial-Military] and Gerard all the year round. The third child of ten thousand years.

A few sky-high priced strawberries blasted out a group of real local tyrants and hidden local tyrants.

"Okay, this is a small shop with a small budget, and no credit is accepted. Considering the special situation in Death Valley, please put your fingerprint on the IOU first, and then transfer the bill after you leave Death Valley. No more cents, no less. I I'm young, don't bully me because I don't know enough to read, and I can clearly print my fingerprints one by one!"

Chaotianjiao spread his left hand to let the freshmen press their fingerprints, and with the other hand, he took out strawberries from his belly, and waited until the IOU on his left hand was signed, and then he smiled and paid the IOU with one hand, and delivered the goods with the other, looking at that one The eyes of the fingerprints are exactly the same as Chi Xi's eyes when he looked at the Jingjing beast eggs before.

miser!

This quick, precise, and ruthless act of collecting money made Chi Xi nod secretly, and Hemo secretly thought about the possibility of pulling Chi Xi and Chao Tianjiao into Team 111 to solve financial problems.

Gu Rui dealt with this delicious and juicy sky-high priced strawberry slowly, "Not bad."

Chi Xi, who was busy washing the mud, nodded in agreement: "It's not bad."

Everyone: "..." Not bad, what do you say!Don't bully me when I'm young, I don't read enough and I can't understand your flirting!

Jingjing Beasts are indeed stupid and fat, but they are excellent at growing strawberries. They also protect the strawberries in their territory like babysitters. If anyone dares to steal one, the whole nest can chase you up a mountain without killing you. Chase off the gas vow not to give up.

However, the rice bucket beasts are well-known vegetarians, so stealing strawberries will only result in a large group of rice bucket beasts chasing them desperately, and will not be killed. Get rich with no capital business.

As for how Chaotianjiao stole so many strawberries in the territory of Jingjing Beast, and swayed like a normal person, everyone attributed it to: Well, a robot, a robot that can help the owner do business, for sure no the same.

In this regard, Huo Zhenjia, who was paralyzed aside, refused to accept: We are the ones who contribute, why can't we get any money? !

Chao Tianjiao turned his head, and there were two words on the huge non-reflective glasses: Grass.

well.

Huo Zhenjia gave a thumbs up and smiled ingratiatingly: Mr. Deputy Hierarch is the best to provoke!

Hemo, who escaped unharmed because of his good relationship with Chi Xi: "..."

The training rookies couldn't get out of Ike, who couldn't help but feel lucky: "..."

For this group of people in the Death Valley, training is not scary, running naked is not scary, popping ass is scary, and eating grass is the most scary!

After a hard day, it’s like being fished out of the river of sweat. Running naked can also cool off, comforting myself that I was born naked, but now the way of returning to nature is a little more unrestrained, and it’s okay if no one else sees it.

But eating grass...meeting Chi Xi and Chao Tianjiao, who are excellent cooks, is simply a gift from God!

Do not eat grass, resolutely do not eat grass!

Chi Xi was very relieved, with Chaotianjiao here, after returning to the empire, their quality of life might be improved to another level.

Of course, the premise is to save enough money for Gu Rui's s-class genetic modification agent.

Gu Rui didn't say yes, but he had to prepare.

However, the S-class has a price but no market, and I don’t know if selling one’s body can be worth it...