The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Closing the harem group, Carlos is also tired. When chasing the top king, he only needs to feed him regularly, and tweet from time to time to praise him for his daily funny comparisons. Chasing him is very joyful and easy.But why is it so tiring to chase after the border city male god?

I don't understand.

As a self-confessed and dedicated true fan, Carlos still rings the YY number in Border Town.

The first day of the first lunar month: male god?Still here?

The first day of the first lunar month: I think, in the rivers and lakes, there is no one who does not get stabbed. Being hanged, hacked and sprayed is also gaining popularity. To be honest, the second time was bloody, and the third time how to live or how to live.You really don’t need to care too much, just keep your original intention of entering the circle, don’t compare yourself to others, sing your own songs well, those who like you will always like you, like me!

It's been a long time since he made chicken soup, and Carlos felt that he was going to be ill, and he couldn't think of any words of comfort after his brain evaporated.After finally hitting the pile above, the opponent still didn't respond.He opened Baidu silently, and typed in the search bar: Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Then start looking at the search results.Originally, he planned to copy a few inspirational words to Biancheng, but his attention was attracted by a certain link: 135 anti-soul chicken soup jokes.

Once his curiosity was aroused, he directly put his original purpose behind him, opened the link at the sickness site, and then—then watched it with gusto.

There were only a few dozen short ones, and after having fun, he finally remembered his male god, and decisively switched back to YY, and then, his whole body suffered from embarrassment.

Biancheng: Are you caring too much?Have I begged you to help me do this or what?

Bian Cheng: I just want to sing quietly, can you please don't bring me so much trouble?

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Several days have passed since the incident on the forum, and people seem to have forgotten the incident in which the frontier city was hung up, and the circle has returned to its former harmony and excitement.

【Border town prodigal son】

[Bottles!The male god is in Ermai! ! ! ! ! ]

[receive!Go now! ]

[Very good!The male god started to climb the mic again! ! ! ! Tat, moved! ]

The little partner in charge of the event notification blew up all the fan groups.

20 minute later.

【Border town prodigal son】

[The male god has learned a new song! ! ! !This version of "Qianqian" is super nice! ! ! !So Kaisen! ]

[well? ]

[What's wrong? ]

[No, I didn't see Yuan Chun on the channel, it feels very strange...]

[That's right, she hasn't hung up the phone these days.I just said why I felt so empty just now——when the male god Mai Xu, no one used the blue enchantress anymore, I'm not used to it. ]

[Well, I can't see her King in the small nest, I always think it's running on the wrong frequency-dish-! ! ! ]

[Did you go on a trip?She also hung up her scarf and stopped taking orders.There should be a loss here]

Kui Kui: Huh?Not out.I stay at home every day, and I don't know what I'm doing.

So, what is the protagonist of the topic doing?

He's playing shit.

That night, after being indifferently dismissed by his beloved male god, Carlos turned off the computer directly, feeling hot all over from embarrassment, as he walked to the bathroom, he roughly tore off the clothes on his body, and walked through the corridor naked Enter the master bedroom and then the bathroom.

He filled himself with a jug of cold water, stepped in and sat down quickly.Gu Sen's main bathroom is equipped with a large bathtub. After all, he is so tall that he really can't lie in it if he is smaller.However, this is cheap Carlos who likes to take a bath the most.

In the past, he liked to lie in the bathtub and listen to some music, let his mind go, and enjoy it quietly. It seemed that after this short hour, no matter what happened to him, he could quickly calm down.

However, no matter how he sat or lay down today, he couldn't calm down in his heart.

His face burned badly.

He was also a bachelor, so he simply slid into the water and opened his eyes wide at the bottom to see the patterns on the ceiling.Yo, this is the first time I found out that the pattern is geometrically symmetrical, which looks really pleasing to the eye.

So, when Gu Sen came home and found the bathroom along the clothes all over the floor, he saw a naked funny man diving in the bathtub.His beating heart finally slowed down, and he let out a long sigh.Start taking off your shirt.

Do you still think that it will be as bloody as the novel, chasing the clothes all over the floor into the house will definitely catch a couple of adulterers?

Carlos was scooped up by Gu Sen's big claws in the water. He wiped off the drops of water hanging from his eyelashes, and looked up at the naked man standing by the bathtub.

Typical Asians have delicate yellow skin, and their muscles are particularly large and strong due to long-term exercise. Although they are not as exaggerated as European and American muscular men, they still look enough to surpass Carlos.

Moreover, Gu Sen's body fat is relatively low, and the blood vessels on his limbs are also thick. With a little force, the blood vessels burst out, making him look particularly masculine.

Carlos clasped the edge of the bathtub with both hands, and slid his butt forward with one force, leaving space behind him, motioning for Gu Sen to sit in.

The invitation from your own daughter-in-law must be readily accepted.

The water overflowed again, and Gu Sen's two long legs clinging to the walls of the tank on both sides, wrapped Carlos between his legs, grabbed the shower gel and sponge balls on one side, dipped in some water, and went to the smooth surface. Rub on the back.

Happy to enjoy the service of his lover, Carlos reached out and turned on the warm water outlet to make the bath water in the whole tank flow.In the small bathroom, the crisp sound of running water is extraordinarily peaceful.

Neither of them spoke. After helping Carlos apply the shower gel all over his body, Gu Sen began to scrub the pineapple head.

"...bubbles got into my eyes."

Carlos lifted up a bunch of bubbly black hair that was thrown over his eyes, and Gu Sen's hand just reached over, and directly stroked the traitor's head.

"Rinse with water."

"Ah."

After pushing away the foam floating on the water, Carlos scooped up a handful of water into the tank with both hands, and splashed it on his face.

It's not like he hasn't been to a beauty salon before and asked others to wash his hair, but Carlos just feels that Gu Sen is different from others.Of course, this difference doesn't just mean that the former's jerky technique always scratches his scalp and hurts.It also includes a throb from the heart.

It seemed that what Gu Sen's fingertips were scratching was not his head, but his heart.

Crispy and crispy.

The sound of the nails scraping the scalp seemed not to be received by the ears, but came from within himself.It was so strange, so strange that he forgot the hot feeling caused by the cold reception from the male god.

He twisted back suddenly, and Gu Sen's finger almost poked the corner of his eye.

"Don't move."

The voice was scolding, but Carlos didn't care about him, and stubbornly twisted his waist and poked around until he touched the shampoo and squeezed out a puddle in his palm.

"okay."

With a brisk tone, Carlos pressed his entire back against Gu Sen's chest, raised his hands and stretched out, touched the back of Gu Sen's head, rubbed the shampoo in his palm on his forehead, and rubbed it indiscriminately. Rub away.

Enduring the unruly claws on the top of his head, Gu Sen straightened his mouth, and continued to rub the pineapple head without saying a word, but the force was obviously much lighter.

"Last time we licked each other here [beep——], now we lick each other's heads, and we're also drunk."

"I'll make it up later."

Gu Sen can be considered to have discovered that when you get along with Carlos who is so shameless, you can't always be fooled by his shamelessness. The more reserved you are, the more he loves to tease you, and it's still very outrageous. When you get angry, he doesn't care about you. The tragedy is that the force value is completely incomparable.

The man who was thrown out of bed by Carlos in the way of a princess, feels bitter!

Therefore, although you lose, you must not lose!

"Are you ready to transform from Mensao to Mingsao?"

With a chuckle, Carlos touched Gu Sen's ear and squeezed it lightly.It's really scary for sensitive points to be controlled by others.Gu Sen turned his head to avoid it, but the bathtub was so big, and the whole body weight of the person in his arms was pressing on him, so he couldn't escape at all!

"What are you doing, be pure, behave yourself! Pull back the thing that is sticking to my ass."

Look, this is the true love that is said to have been chasing him for several years.

"Then don't pinch it."

With a soft snort, Carlos withdrew his hand and continued to rub the board.

"you're not feeling OK?"

Although this person behaved no differently than usual, Gu Sen had this feeling.

"Ugh--"

With a long sigh, Carlos withdrew his hand and dipped into the water to rub off the foam.He roughly explained the matter of being suspected of being suspected instead of chasing a male god.

"At the time, I was concerned about embarrassment, but when I thought about it later, I seemed to be a little too independent. Maybe I thought that being nice to the male god was not what he needed. I used to look down on those stupid fans who were always obsessed with idols. I don't know. I feel that I have become the type I look down on, and I feel tired."

Instead of rubbing his hair, Gu Sen didn't know what to say.I can only shut up and try to comfort my daughter-in-law with actions.

"However, I still feel angry, motherfucker, I treat you so heart-wrenchingly, it's fine if you don't appreciate it, and think I'm meddling in my own business? Damn, I'm so sorry!"

Carlos slapped the water childishly, causing the water to splash.

"I rubbed it, my eyes got bubbles! It hurts!"

"turn around."

After washing off the foam on his hands, Gu Sen leaned forward, held Carlos' sideways head, and carefully wiped the red corners of his eyes with a wet towel.

Seeing his nervous expression, Carlos laughed out loud.He leaned over and pecked his lips.

"Don't chase after your heart is blocked."

What's the point of always chasing other wild men?Unruly man!

"You are insulting the professionalism of my true fan, come and fight!"

Gu Sen didn't need to say anything, and Carlos held his head and kissed him forcefully.

When the two of them kissed sexually, the bitch Carlos did it again.He touched down with his hand, engulfed Gu Sen's lower lip, and deliberately suppressed his hoarse voice.

"It just so happens that I'm in a low mood, and the timing is just right. Do you want to take advantage of this opportunity and get me done?"

Stretching his nerves, Gu Sen's eyes were tinged with lust, and his voice was already hoarse enough without intentionally suppressing it.

"Didn't you say you would stay until the wedding night?"

"Oh, I regret it, come or not, my dear~"

The surface of the water kept rippling in circles, Gu Sen gritted his teeth.

"Do not."

Once again humming softly, Carlos pulled his hand out of the water, supported the bathtub, and stood up in front of Gu Sen with a big thorn. The belly button, the clear mermaid line, and the indescribable place, the solid thigh muscles.

Only Gu Sen could see this violent figure.

Sure enough, he has bent completely, no big boobs, no [beep——], a certain part of him is already so hard that it hurts.

After fully stepping out of the bathtub, Carlos took a dry towel and wiped the water droplets off his body.Many times, Gu Sen felt that when a pineapple head's integrity had reached zero, the reality would often sting his face.Carlos turned his back to Gu Sen, and he bent down!

Bend over!

Down!

Waist!

Now!

!

Instead of picking up soap, wipe the backs of your feet!

"It's rare that I'm all ready. Since you don't go up, forget it. I'll go to bed first."

Throwing the towel into the laundry basket, Carlos left the bathroom calmly and naked.Only the bewildered man was left soaking in the water.

"shit!"

A hammer hit the innocent water surface, and the result was sprayed in the face by the splashing foam.

Carlos laughed arrogantly from outside the door.

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In general, the heartbroken heart that suffered from falling on the border city was completely healed after molesting Gu Sen.After playing this, Carlos began to disappear in yy.After reflecting on himself, the male god still wants to chase after him, but he has to change his method.To pursue easily and freely.

Instead of watching the channel every day, Carlos has a very happy life. When Gu Sen goes to work, he plays scumbag games at home, and uses his hand speed to torture and cry opponents; on weekends, when Gu Sen is not busy, he drives to the farm or Playing in the suburbs, Gu Sen was busy, so he took his own sister to climb mountains and seas.From time to time, I would go to Locke's house to take the eldest lady out to bask in the sun.

And He Man seems to be full of love for this proud sister.

She likes to piss people off, and after the eldest lady bursts out with a series of poisonous tongues, she pretends to be sad and runs away, then hides and looks at people who are falling into self-loathing, and finally runs out to hug and kiss people, taking advantage of them.

Carlos just watched the two of them tossing and tossing over and over again. This kind of sense of sight of the owner training the pet dog made him deeply comprehend.

His own sister turned out to be a natural slut.

It is estimated that he was also exhausted physically and mentally from being teased. By the end of the summer vacation, Tong Mu could already be fooled by He Man all day long without breaking out.Moreover, He Man has also been cultivated to say whatever he wants, mainly because the consequences of the struggle are too tragic.

Congratulations, there is another person added to He Man's best friend group.

Another date of the three of them ended, and after watching Tong Mu get into the car, He Man looked sideways at his handsome brother.

"October face-to-face, are you really not going to participate?"

He lowered his head to meet his sister's gaze.

"Didn't you say you won't participate? Both of your girlfriends are here, so you're sure to lose your horse."

"You can attend in the name of your husband. Anyway, everyone knows that you are my brother, and you will join the trade union sooner or later."

It stands to reason that He Man wanted to hide him so that other women would not get his ideas. Now that she is so actively encouraging him to participate in face-to-face activities, no one will believe that there are no pitfalls in it.

"Tell me, what did you do without telling me again?"

Embarrassedly scratching his hair, He Man avoided the staring eyes and looked down at his feet.

"It's okay. The male god has been asking me about you recently. It's Mr.'s number. I always feel that he admires you very much. He asked me a few times, will you participate in the face-to-face."

"So you took the initiative to be a lobbyist?"

"Isn't that your male god! I don't believe you don't want to see the male god!"

He Man puffed up and said.

"I used to think about it, but now I don't really think about it."

"Ah? Why? Is it because of the last post?"

Her own brother's artist account and the male god seem to have a good relationship, but after the post incident, her brother seldom took to the harem group and Xiaowo channel.If it wasn't for the male god who kept brushing gifts when he was climbing the mic, the prodigal sons would have thought he had lost his fans.

"Not all, I just picked up the principle of chasing male gods again."

"What principle?"

"Male gods can only be seen from a distance, not to be played with. I'd better just be a true fan who silently supports the male god."

So, what happened in the end would involve the word "obscenity"!

Seeing that Carlos had gone far away, He Man could only temporarily put aside his doubts and trot after him.

"Hey, hey! Why are you walking so fast!"

"It's not that I'm fast, it's that your legs are short."

"Fuck! Is it really my brother?"

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