The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Time has slowly entered July, and the charity bazaar organized by the five-person association has been an unprecedented success, among which the results of the younger group are the most eye-catching.

Fortunately, the guests who successfully bought all kinds of cookies made by the five-star chef were shocked by the unimaginable delicacy on the spot. They brought ten yuan with them and were driven by the special effect of the perfect quality food. The enthusiasm of the onlookers.

All of a sudden, the news that Shenhao, who was so good-looking, once again appeared in a public welfare activity spread like wildfire, and more and more people gathered around, wishing to buy all the cheap bagged cookies, maybe he was a good character, You can also draw easter eggs!

The influx of customers forced the on-site management of Five People's Club to set a purchase limit, and each person can only purchase five bags at most!

Just kidding, dozens of children and three young people, how many bags of cookies can be made in a day!And this time it’s a charity event, the price is cheaper than other cookies on the market, if everyone buys dozens of bags, then they have worked so hard from the Starlight Coast to New York, and they can clear the goods and go home in less than 5 minutes ?

Just kidding!Didn't you smell the sour smell of envy, jealousy and hatred coming from the youth group next door?

The management on duty had to praise Carlos for not coming to the charity sale, it was so witty!But as a true American, he also seems to go to Brazil to watch the World Cup!Although the national team is weak in various ways, it will definitely not reach the top 16.

On July 7, the last two quarter-finals ended. Argentina and Belgium both advanced to the quarter-finals. The entire 2 World Cup entered a short break. Both players and fans were waiting for the quarter-finals three days later. finals.

The real brutal fight has just begun!

While the whole world is paying attention to the World Cup in Brazil, the Two-dimensional is also very lively. The legendary Taozi who is working hard for the future has exposed his identity as an Argentine fan and Messi fan. Locke and Qin Yiming anal.

A part-time LOL game anchor and two music anchors started a football live broadcast in such a casual manner. The location of the live broadcast was in Qin Yiming's live broadcast room. He also frankly changed the name of the channel to [Sura Field] .

Want to see professional off-site explanations?Not here.

Want to see unique team analysis?Still not here.

Want to see each other's black history, mindless spraying and tearing each other, all kinds of ginseng and cock?congratulations!Picked the right place!

There are three men in one play, and the play is very full. Fans who originally just watched people and didn’t know much about football, recently squatted in front of the computer in the middle of the night every day. Spicy sticks, chicken legs, cola, and potato chips were prepared, and they brought headphones , Turn on the computer and report in [Sura Field] on time.

I don't know how many people have been beaten up by their family members because they lost their illness and laughed out loud in the middle of the night, wax.

As the World Cup progressed, the attention and popularity of the three suddenly rose.

And the three of them who were so poor and bored even made a bet that during the World Cup, the person who gained the least number of fans had to wear the jersey of the male god of victory, took a photo and shouted affectionately, "XX male god! Please fuck the fans! The Lun family will give it to you!" Give birth to a dozen monkeys!" This shameful line, three times!And put on a scarf.

So far, Tao Zi, who has the most fans, is far ahead in popularity, followed by Qin Yiming, and Luo Locke is at the bottom.

The gap of hundreds of thousands is not something that can be caught up in a few days, and behind Taozi is the army of LOL, the number of people is several times higher than that of the online circle!

Before the quarter-finals even started, Tao Zi had already said frightenedly that he was going to raise his hands and prepare to win!

As the saying goes, pretend to be struck by lightning.

On July 7, Qin Yiming used a scarf to completely launch a counterattack against Tao Zi.

Qin Yiming: With more than 200 million followers, I will give you a video bonus, the keyword [Brazil]!

It's a peach, not a cover: It's a pleasure to hang up for a while, and the whole family is XXX!

Qin Yiming: Someone said that he is looking forward to sending your video to Yuanhua. Yuanhua is your girlfriend?

It's a peach, not a condom: ...

【Comment】

[Pfft——Brazil, is it the welfare I imagined! ]

[Laughing and crying, Tao Xiaoshou made a bad friend by mistake!Well done sir! ]

[In order to cheat my buddies, the husband is also very hard =-= has followed! ]

[According to Mr.'s urination, it won't be a three-second video, right?For example, the entire video only showed a handsome chin, and then said ripplingly: Today, are you out of the order? ]

[Fuck!Upstairs is so malicious!I'm done!There is absolutely no sense of disobedience in this direction of development!Kneel and cry! ]

[What are you talking about!Even with only one chin!Even if it is an abused dog!Still a fan of Mr.Hammer, in fact, I think I can still save QAQ]

[Isn't the focus of attention Tao Xiaoshou has a girlfriend? ]

[I was reminded by upstairs!peach!It's agreed, to be a single dog with Gongping for a lifetime!Isn't it an appointment, the only lover in this life is the left-handed girl!You perfidious villain!Did not file an application report to the organization, and actually left the team without authorization!brothers are pissed!Very serious consequences!Closed!Go give C Luo a monkey!goodbye! ]

[Hehehe, the giant wheel of our friendship has completely turned over and has been canceled! ]

[Tao Zi, since you have lost your single hand speed, our alliance no longer needs you, get out!Closed! ]

It's a peach, not a condom: ...

A few bib conversations, the effect is remarkable, Qin Yiming's bib attention seems to catch up with the Shenzhou N number, and it has risen wildly. In just one afternoon, it has broken through from more than 100 million to 200 million, making Tao Zi thrown behind.

And the Taozi's Hanzhi who "dare to love and hate" are doing what they say, and they have rejected Taozi one after another. Those cute guys, in order to ensure that Taozi can completely lose this bet, even returned to the nest Li instigates another small partner to pay attention to the least popular of the three, Lorocco.

Good to hear and see, in the near future, Tao Zi's "Male God, I Will Give You a Monkey" audio-visual version will be popular in the whole Two-dimensional, I just hope that kind-hearted fans will not push it out of the wall.

Qin Yiming: To obtain my authorization [Video], by the way, help Master @左月十四teen

At the beginning of the video, there are passionate dance music and crowds dancing wildly.

[Confused.jpg] [Where is the agreed sir? 】【Damn it, got tricked? 】【The picture quality is touching! 】【What's the matter with the visual sense of the nightclub downstairs in my house】【Hahaha, this is to celebrate the French team's entry into the top eight list, right?This jersey and paint! 】【The shaking of the camera makes my brain hurt】

The dance music soon came to an end, and the video was not noisy at the beginning. A strange male voice was clearly heard saying something in French, and then amidst the cheers, the man they had been looking forward to for a long time was dressed in casual clothes. , walked onto the stage with a handsome face.

[Fuck, in the crowd, I can only see Mr. 】【Kneel and lick!Mr. is still picturesque! 】【This is the rhythm of going out of the world】【←Mr.

The band in the bar suddenly moved, and the familiar melody made the revelers burst into a new wave of cheers. The fans who were still watching the video were stunned, and the familiar male god in the stands snapped his fingers to the beat. , Twisting his waist, his originally very coquettish movements were made extremely domineering by him.

When he started singing with a provocative smile, he even knelt down on the ground.

[Pause learning poses! 】【Nosebleed sprayed all over the screen! 】【This smile is guarded by me! 】【Spanish? 】【←Yes】【Legs trembling unconsciously】【Okay, hi! 】【High energy ahead! 】【make a fist!Hands up! 】

"Go, go, go!"

Clenching a fist with one hand, Carlos swung it vigorously towards the sky, and at the same time opened up his firepower and sang loudly.

"Go, go, go—"

At the bottom of the stage, regardless of gender, Carlos clenched his fists and sang loudly!There are too many French people gathered in the bar. For them, the theme song of the 1998 World Cup in France cannot be more familiar. It is an eternal classic!

With the surging drum rhythm and the sensational sound of horns, everyone in the venue burst out with the greatest enthusiasm to respond to Carlos' call.

"Ale, ale, ale!"

"Ale, ale, ale—"

"GO!"

"GO—"

"GO!"

"GO—"

"GO!"

"GO—"

"GO!"

"GO—"

Four consecutive monotones, punches more neatly each time, and more powerful explosions each time, even through a computer, it is not difficult to see the passionate atmosphere of the scene. Dozens or even hundreds of people are fighting A similar smiling face, doing the same action, singing the same song.

Although the lyrics basically rely on roaring, the shock of the scene still makes people feel emotional.

[...five bodies thrown into the ground] [Sure enough, you are crazy, and being watched by the audience on the stage, just let you be so crazy, is it really good!Awesome!Being domineering and crying QAQ] [The man who can perfectly hold the audience] [Tell me!I am not the only one who followed the video and punched Mr. 】【↓No】【Hehe, I punched the upper bunk and was beaten up by my buddies】【←Manual waxing】【The song is about to finish, but I feel relieved when I see the progress bar! 】【The progress bar resists! 】

The video really resisted. After the most popular World Cup theme song was over, Carlos, who was having fun, had no intention of resting at all. The theme song of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa started!

Thanks to the rise of the Internet, the MV of "wakawaka" has a very high spread rate. With Carlos' fiery enthusiasm, the people on the dance floor dance spontaneously, just like eating Xuanmai, they can't stop at all!

"ZsaminaminaZangalewaCuzthisisAfrica, ZsaminaminaehehWakawakaeheh..."

The feature of [Natural Performer] allows Carlos to have a BUFF of [Dancing with Talent] surrounded by music.In M3, dancing is also a hidden skill with a level. Sims can improve their skills by constantly dancing to the stereo.

Evolved from only swinging his body to a dance master, and the BUFF of [Dancing with Talent] is to make it easier for Carlos to complete the dance moves more brilliantly, and there is also an element of improvisation.

So happy to hear it, singing and dancing achieved success, watched the original song MV several times, the memory function of the brain made the body dance directly, in several consecutive "wakawaka", Carlos clasped his hands together, at the chest level, Move back and forth vertically.

Normally, he would never do such a slightly shameful move, but as more people danced with him, the effects of characteristics and lifetime rewards became more obvious. What kind of morals are you, what is that, can you eat it!

dance!get high!

【Ah ah ah ah ah!My head keeps shaking!My legs can't stop shaking! ! 】【Mom, I'll learn this dance later! 】【It is already foreseeable that the dance area of ​​station B will soon be slaughtered by wakawaka dance, laugh and cry! 】【This is the first time I have seen such a gentleman, so interesting! 】【Ghost is not around, sir is just so hilarious, is it really okay? 】【The progress bar is touching! 】

Even with the system plug-in turned on, Carlos's throat felt a little uncomfortable after two songs. He casually wiped the thin sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand. Carlos pulled the microphone, put his lips close to the microphone, and sang with a warm and cheerful voice. It's different, as soon as the deep and evil attacking voice that comes with him sounds, the eyes of many men and women at the scene looking at him change.

After maximizing the intercourse technique skill, the [Orgasm] BUFF that has been hanging on the body once again exerted its strength. Those who had no idea about Carlos at first were fine, but those who were interested in him were directly sublimated by this mobile aphrodisiac BUFF. From admiration to obsession, It's that simple!

"Come on for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil!"

After receiving the reminder, the band members are also full of motivation, "weareone" let's go!

Different from the handsome bald guy in the original song, Carlos rapped with a rougher voice, and the people in the audience twitched their hips and whistled in coordination.Without any supporting dance moves, Carlos improvised a couple of Brazilian martial arts he knew, which made the local Brazilians present exclaim.

And he brought more surprises than that. Carlos, who had already slipped into the sky, sang with the female voice KEY in the second half of the song. Now, the cheers were enough to shake the dome!

[Watching the video and seeing profuse sweating, I was also drunk] [I really want to go to the scene] [Hahaha!As soon as the female voice came out, the confused expressions on the faces of the foreigners made me laugh so hard, I look forward to them hearing Mr.’s playful expressions] [← Foreigners can’t understand the charm of my Chinese quintessence]

The video ended after the last song was sung, but the enthusiasm of the fans on the scarves was still high. Even though they knew that the master was not there, they still ran to Carlos and Gu Sen's homepage to leave comments and like them.

【Comment】

[Although the husband is not in the second time, but seeing him having such a good time, I am satisfied =-= I am really touched by the good fans in the world, and I like it for myself. ]

[Holding the nosebleed and struggling to crawl over, a master made a few dynamic expressions of gentlemen twisting their waists, and put it on the forum, go and get it! ]

[Pfft—so depressed (dry) (sick) (sick) (crazy)? ]

[Right-click before Ghost Master appears!I rather like the action of Mr. snapping his fingers, especially for flirting with girls =-=]

[And the one wiping sweat!I can't wait to turn into the sweat on his face like an idiot! Contact my male god at 0 distance! ]

[Idiots besieging the city...]

[The album song will come soon, I can’t wait to hear Mr. sing live =-= Unfortunately, the live broadcast cannot be performed, otherwise I really want to ask him to dance the full version of wakawaka]

[Upstairs, where did you put Master Gui!Ghost Lord: My daughter-in-law didn't even skip it for me alone!kill you! ]

[Everything is fine, the song will come quickly! ]

While the Two-dimensional fans were waiting for the concert, Carlos in Brazil received a call that made his mood drop.

"Huh? Didn't you say you can arrive on the 5th? What's the matter?"

People who were supposed to have boarded a flight from Malaysia to Brazil are now calling to say their trip will be delayed.

"I received a prank call, thinking that the other company still had doubts about the contract and missed the flight."

Gu Sen's helplessness can be clearly conveyed even through the phone.

"Poor, what a da!"

"I booked a ticket on the 5th, and I should arrive at noon on the 6th."

Curving his lips, Carlos flicked his phone hard.

"Okay, send the flight information to my mobile phone, and I will pick you up then."

"Well... what?"

What is this suspicious, struggling pause!

"You don't love me anymore, this is so perfunctory! I want a wooden horse!"

"...MUA."

After being comforted successfully, Carlos still complained about poor King Gu. There is a wavy line behind his Trojan horse, and a cold period behind his Trojan horse!In the end, he took the initiative to let him go, allowing the mobile phone, which had been on the call for half an hour, to rest.

Next, is the wonderful quarter-finals!

First match, July 7th, Maracana Stadium, France vs. Germany!