The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Here, when Carlos and his wife were having a "meaningful" bridal chamber wedding night, the outside world was still very exciting.

2014年最新公布的福布斯美国富豪榜前100名名单，英籍商人卡洛斯·维斯特以87亿美元的净资产稳占第51名，在一大片60+70+甚至90+的高龄富豪中，这位今年刚满20岁的年轻人无疑成为了全美青少年的榜样。

With the increase of social attention, more and more attention has fallen on this young world-class rich man, especially in the local newspapers of New York State. It is the history of the prosperity of the public Anli Carlos.

He lost his parents at the age of 12, and the strong child came to the United States to study alone. With his innate good looks, good learning attitude, positive and never-say-die attitude, this child was quickly accepted by the entire community of Starlight Coast. People accept and love.

A community performance, this child in the form of an angel further entered people's field of vision. In the next few years, this child who received much attention did not disappoint those who loved him. After inheriting the inheritance of his parents, he actively gave back to the society. Enthusiastic about public welfare, the establishment and expansion of the "Five People's Society" cannot be separated from his figure.

What is even more astonishing is his own versatility, proficient in outdoor survival skills, athletic talent praised by world boxing champions, star cooking skills certified by the whole community, and finally, he has been a steady student at the Rhode Island School of Design. His outstanding professional achievements shocked the talented painters in the world painting circle.

Fortunately, Carlos didn't see this hyped-up introduction, otherwise he would definitely withhold the consultant's bonus, dare to be more disgusting!What the hell is the incarnation of an angel!Insinuating that he has [beep——] is as useless as not having [beep——]!

However, such a perfect boy, at the age when he should enjoy the pursuit of countless beauties and the admiration and jealousy of countless men, suddenly broke the news of his marriage. Which little goblin actually monopolizes the time of their diamond-level good global husband.

Only then did I realize that from the very beginning, there was nothing wrong with them!

Husbands around the world are male, and they like men!

Newspaper reports of the other groom were scant, except that it was an entrepreneur from China who was older than his global husband.

After getting no more news from the newspapers, most people thought of Carlos' Facebook, so the large force quickly rushed to the Internet, and browsed through the latest news one by one through Facebook friends. Well, in just half an hour, they really let them dig up a lot of information.

Carlos' Facebook was established when he was 12 years old. At that time, it was only used as a medium for recording paintings, with few friends and followers.And after the community performance was fully disclosed, his Facebook friends added school friends, neighbors and friends in the same community, and a large number of his fans.

The establishment of the "Five People Club" has attracted enthusiastic volunteers from all over the United States, so as the most commonly used social media, Carlos's Facebook has ushered in a large wave of friend applications.Then I entered the university dungeon, met new classmates, let’s not talk about anything, just exchange social accounts!

Later, the two-dimensional in China fell, and tens of thousands of gentleman fans flocked to the American social network over the wall. We didn't talk, we just watched quietly, watched adultery quietly, and knelt and licked quietly!

It is conceivable that at this moment, the number of Carlos' Facebook friends and attention has grown to a terrifying value.It is precisely because this is a vest that accompanied him growing up, so almost all the guests invited to this private wedding are friends who have a deep relationship with Carlos.

High school friends, college classmates, neighbors who watched him grow up, compatriots from Hong Kong whom he met in Brazil, Korean boy group friends, domestic university tutors and classmates, union members with the best two-dimensional relationship...

Most of them have registered on Facebook and are related to Carlos, so there should not be too many weddings, banquets, and various selfies on that day.

With the exposure of wedding cars, churches, and banquet venues one by one, the onlookers once again withstood the impact of tens of thousands of tons from Shenhao World.

On the other network, three hours have passed since Carlos published the last scarf, and the comment area has completely become a forum for fans to chat.

The first day of the first lunar month: [Ten fingers tightly clasped to show off the wedding ring.jpg] We are married~

【Comment】

[...It’s been almost three months since I disappeared, and I’m going to be stabbed as soon as it’s updated, sir, that’s enough for you, don’t say anything, please help me, Lord Ghost!Make a guy with a bad personality unable to get out of bed for three days!This is malice from a single dog who is a true fan! ]

[Upstairs is indeed a Tsundere true love fan, unable to get out of bed for three days, so sexually blessed =-=]

[Come here!Present my premium dog food! ]

[By the way, I found something that I thought about and terrified.Today, Mr. and Ghost held their wedding in the United States. As far as I know, in Two-dimensional, Bingquan, Hua Xiaoyao, and Yiming were all invited to attend.As Yiming's apprentice and an artist highly praised by a friend's company, I'm not surprised to be invited.But the boss and Hua Xiaoyao are not so much familiar with their husband three times as they are with their sisters. They are both from Shanghai, and the three of them are best friends in reality.But such an important day =-= sister paper does not seem to go to the United States. ]

[=-= Caressing upstairs, in fact, after my sister stabbed my husband last time because of the little bitch in the border town, I have already turned my fans to her.So I don't care about her at all. My brother who has spoiled her for so many years, for the sake of other men, breaks up when he says he wants to break up, and gets blocked when he says he wants to. He is a wolf. ]

[Shouldn't I have gone?The most important moment in my own brother's life, as a relative, no matter how tense the relationship is, he should attend, don't guess casually. ]

[——As the same school as my sister three times, I can prove that my sister did not go to the United States.Today is Monday, and their English improvement class has classes.When school was over, I also saw her walk out of the school gate and get into a dark blue Buick. ]

[Don't mention her, let's do a wave of blessings! ]

[Wish sex blessing+10086]

……

After swiping thousands of blessings, and mixed with famous singers in the circle, the original harmonious and friendly atmosphere was suddenly distorted by a few comments.

[Damn it, it’s been a long time since I climbed over the wall and went out for a while, and my husband actually made it into the top 87 of Forbes!I looked at the [-] billion U.S. dollars, and I was a little embarrassed. How much is this in RMB? ]

[I don’t know the current specific exchange rate, but it’s probably more than 600 billion yuan =-= Damn, I’ve been mooted to death! ]

[As far as Mr.'s net worth is concerned, even if it is a global ranking, it's not worth it. It won't make it into the top [-], but it will definitely be in the top [-]... I feel sad for Master Ghost silently. My daughter-in-law is too rich, so she probably has a lot of money. ]

[I just came back from Facebook, Westerners really pay attention to personal privacy, all kinds of photos sent by my husband’s Facebook friends are all the decorations of the wedding scene, or they are selfies, I want to take a look at the beauty of the couple No chance =-= By the way, English level [-] students go to Facebook and ask for translation!I saw that there are several long-winded essays on the husband's homepage, and the atmosphere seems to be a little bit wrong. ]

[Cassing upstairs, go now! ]

[Damn chicken!I thought the Taoist Emperor was a special product of our China, what the hell, there are also foreign countries!Mister was torn apart!Friends!Pick up the keyboard and bring the expression pack!We will wage a holy war to protect the couple! ]

[let's go!What the hell, Mr. is of mixed Chinese and English descent!Together, the husband and wife are one and a half compatriots with us, and we didn't speak, it's none of Yankee's business!Up and up! ]

Everything has two sides, just like when some people envy and bless the couple, there are also a group of people who copied the keyboard and began to publish offensive remarks on the couple's union on the Internet.

The war zone is basically concentrated on Carlos' Facebook page.

The first round of debate between the two sides, the topic of debate is: Should homosexuality be opposed.Conclusion: Still debating.

The second round of debate between the two sides, the debate topic is: whether gay marriage should be legalized.

At this time, the multinational corps from China has been assembled. Thanks to the professional composition of the gentlemen and ladies fans, a large wave of eloquence has slipped into the sky. The friends who have studied law, philosophy, and sociology are organized, disciplined, and serious. Started the opening argument.

Quoting extensively, talking about the past and the present, from the basic human rights of citizens to social stability, and then to the designated direction of the national policy, this is obviously talking about the domestic family planning policy!All kinds of arguments are well-spoken!

Coupled with the various pictures and speeches that the rear has been preparing, and the emoji packs of gay ethics science knowledge, it is so high-end that it will open the eyes of friends in the United States!

When it comes to cross-examination and free debate, the hand speed that has been honed over the years by following the husband's tearing force has made the gentlemen and ladies fight on the front line, catching insects, sophistry, overthrowing, and slapping the opponent. shrink up.

With a strong Chinese friendly army, the American friends can only be caught in the middle and shoot sniper arrows from time to time, enjoying the whole process of lying down and winning couldn't be more enjoyable!

And the third round was no longer a debate, it turned into a confrontation, and Daodedi firmly grasped the argument that "it is better to use it to make more contributions to society than to waste so much money on a private wedding". Started scouting every photo I could find on Facebook.

The point is luxury!extravagant!waste!

Now, not to mention the Carlos Facebook fans and friends who were classified as the husband and wife's "friends and relatives party" by Emperor Daode, or the domestic true fans who came from behind, even ordinary passers-by shook their heads.

The husband and wife get married on their own, use their own money, and take care of other people's affairs. Being enthusiastic about public welfare is a good character, but you can't kidnap people with morality.There was no need to tear it up at all, someone directly threw a screenshot of an inconspicuous daily announcement published on the official website of the Simulation Group to Daodedi's face.

It was a message released at 2:24 am on February 9th. It roughly meant: Share the joy of the boss’s wedding. The simulation group will use half of the income from all its industries that day as charity. For the specific allocation of funds, please pay attention to the official website public welfare column.

After being gagged, the moral struggle ended anticlimactically. The domestic fans who went to the battlefield, under the adoring eyes of their American friends, brushed off their clothes and hid their names deeply, leaving behind a full face. Shu's emoticon pack, especially pretentiously returned to the domestic bib, and continued to pay attention to the dynamics of their male god.

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As the central figures of the topic, Carlos and his wife spent a ridiculous night, tossing and tossing until the early morning before falling asleep one after another.

With a system big bed with energy +10, the energy bar that was emptied took only 6 hours to fill up.On the double bed, wrapped in a large human figure, under Carlos's closed eyelids, his eyeballs obviously rolled twice. After he woke up naturally, he didn't rush to open his eyes and get up, just as he was wrapped in Gu Sen's arms. In the gesture, he began to check the system interface.

When we swore the oath in the church, when the wedding rings were exchanged, the system without intelligence suddenly popped up a prompt box. To be reasonable, I was excited at the time. How could I let the system get in the way, so Carlos didn’t even look at it, and just clicked confirm.

After the reminder box disappears, Pineapple General Gong can continue to look affectionately at his old Gong Gong, and then exchange a pure, tongue-out kiss under the witness of everyone.

After the kiss, he just continued to run the wedding process, so busy that he didn't even have a chance to breathe, so Carlos didn't have time to check what the system was doing.

Now?Taking a peek at Gu Sen, who had a small shadow under his eyes, Carlos silently opened the system interface.

At first glance, I discovered that there was an extra portrait of Gu Sen in the family figure that originally only had his own profile picture.Holding back his excitement for the time being, Carlos browsed through the information about himself first.

Traits: Bad-natured, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 5W

Lifetime rewards: quick learner, natural cook, fast metabolism, extra creativity, captivating audience, legendary presenter, keen observation, three-headed and six-armed, absolute cleanliness

Family funds: 5 million

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑10级、运动10级、绘画10级、魅力10级、灵巧10级、唱歌10级、吉他8级、种植4级、钓鱼6级、写作2级，房中术10级

Except that the happiness point has increased by tens of thousands, the family funds have increased by nearly [-] million, and the fishing skills have gone to sea because of the wedding photo shoot, and the fishing rod has been raised by one level, and nothing else has changed.

Focusing on the family funds, Carlos squinted his eyes and thought carefully. In December, his family funds were only 12 million+. The money he won in Las Vegas seemed to be recognized by the system as family funds. Assets, so the amount once jumped to nearly 3 million, but what happened to this sudden 2000 million?

Subconsciously, he shifted his attention to Gu Sen's profile picture, and the simple reminder that came with the system almost didn't make him burst out laughing.From Carlos' line of sight, he could see a long pale yellow frame appearing beside Gu Sen's portrait, with his familiar square characters inside: Sen Gu West.

Damn, I remembered!Church when he ordered is confirmed the master family!It is confirmed that Gu Sen entered his family in the form of marriage!Crowned with his last name!Shivering all over, he thanked for the first time that this non-intelligent system also has a notification bar, which allows people to go back to the past system messages.

Pull out the notification bar located in the upper right corner of the interface, and skip two or three out-of-fuck notifications sent by the sex assistant. What Gu Sen admired his H skills, what got a perfect sex, and what the other party felt very uncomfortable Comfortable and satisfied... Finally, he finally found the key information: your husband Gu Sen entered the family with 1 million funds.

Life expects to be able to play like this!Educated!

At this time, the system refreshed another wave of existence.

[Adopt a boy, reward 7500 happiness points]

[Adopt a girl, reward 7500 happiness points]

[Kiss Gu Sen, reward 200 happiness points]

[Serenade for Gu Sen, reward 750 happiness points]

Silently x dropped the previous two daily expectations.It's only the first day of marriage, dare you not add a third party to the world of two!Well, to be reasonable, whether it is Carlos or Gu Sen, both of them come from less than perfect families, and both of them hope to have a complete and happy family.

Of course, a child, the couple both want to have, but that is at least 10 years away!Now let's enjoy the world of two!

Well, a little Gu Sen is cute when you think about it. It seems very interesting to cultivate the little boy with facial paralysis into a black-bellied boy who loves to laugh.

Let's talk about the future, Carlos can no longer control his desire to die.

He secretly looked at Gu Sen's profile picture, click, or not?

Sims has never been a game that can only control a single person, it controls all members of a family!

Will clicking on it open a new world?For example, his spiritual body entered Gu Sen's body?Then the two spirit bodies coexist, can they control Gu Sen's body when he goes to sleep?

Or is the mental body coexisting, and he can only stay quietly in Gu Sen's body and watch him move?

Or, he can't enter Gu Sen's body at all, and this avatar is just for the system to tease him?

And he didn't want to do anything bad, let alone manipulate his old Gong, he was just curious!I want to die so I want to know what will happen if I click it!

Fight!

point!