The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Whether it’s the four songs on Chan Chan Gu Feng Channel that you learn and sing, including the difficult opera tunes, the whole Yangzhou dialect interpretation, or the group photo of the first model husband and wife in the first exposure circle of the grass mud horse on the iceberg, er, although there is a couple next door Soy sauce couples, and even the legendary Ghost Lord was smeared with yellow daisies on his face, but it still couldn't stop Carlos from becoming the headline figure in the Two-dimensional forum and bib.

More and more fans turned to his face and voice, but unfortunately, the person concerned had already left a sentence on his scarf and disappeared with his man.Let a group of later fans beat their chests and feet, why is it a step late!Forget it, let's start with the existing resources!

The first day of the first lunar month: [Ticket ticket X2] Go on vacation with the king @左月四十四, don’t miss us too much!

July [-]: [Transfer] Yes.

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[QAQ, if you have the ability to go on vacation, if you have the ability to live broadcast the whole process! ]

Lady Gigi: Hehehe, Belize, right? I don’t believe her character is so bad!Can't meet by chance!Decided to take annual leave early!Goodbye little ones!

[Being domineering upstairs! ]

Lady-Grass Mud Horse on the Iceberg: Although I have met Mr. Gui Ye by chance, you are not the only one who has annual leave and so on. Let's go!

[Hammer, no wonder the seniors said that the water in the harem is very deep!The local tyrants leave as soon as they say! ]

Carlos walked too fast, so he missed his harem group. The local tyrants in a large country who have nothing to do or the elites who willfully take their annual leave have already made a few appointments and are preparing to form a group to go to Belize to brush BOSS.

The blue hole or something is really not big!Besides, the scarfs of the couple revealed too much information, so it might not be too difficult to find them.

The two-dimensional thing is not CARE at all, because after a long flight, the couple finally arrived in Belize with sunshine and beaches. Under the leadership of the local guide, the two arrived at the rented seaside villa immediately. Crashing headlong into the soft bed to lose jet lag.

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The Belize Blue Hole, also known as the Honduras Blue Hole, is one of the top ten geological wonders in the world.

During the Ice Age, it was just a large dry hole. After several melting of glaciers, the sea level rose, making it the current "Eye of the Earth".

It has a diameter of 0.4 kilometers and a depth of 145 meters.Due to the depth of the cave, the sea water presents a dark blue scene.This structure is known in the world as the "blue hole".

Aside from its research value in geology, the Belize Blue Hole itself is nearly 137 meters mysterious under the sea and the tens of thousands of years of stalactites in the cave, as well as the countless sponges and shuttles around it. Fish, coral, angel fish, and a school of sharks that often patrol the hole.

This unique thrill and excitement makes the Belize Blue Hole like a magnetic field full of magic, which strongly attracts brave diving enthusiasts from all over the world to come and experience it for themselves and find out. One of the holy places for diving.

So when Fengli Zonggong, who spent two days adjusting his physical condition, put on a suit of equipment, followed in Gu Sen's footsteps and boarded a small plane, officially soaring through the clouds and fog, and had a bird's-eye view of the world-famous Blue Hole at an altitude of one thousand meters. The shock cannot be described in words.

That's amazing!

Fuck!It's so beautiful!I can't breathe!

Today's weather is very good, there are almost no white clouds in the blue sky, and the altitude of 2000 meters does not meet the standard for skydiving, so the small plane is still climbing in a spiral.

The original plan was to skydive at an altitude of 4500 along the direction of the wind, and then descend to the center of the blue hole, where there are indicator lights and water safety officers, and there are four well-prepared lifeboats nearby to ensure that any accidents can be launched immediately. stand up.

Looking at the whole blue and green scenery through the wide-open cabin, Carlos couldn't control his claws, and he pinched Gu Sen's arm beside him, his heart beat faster, and the gradually dropping temperature at high altitude couldn't obliterate him A heart that is burning hot at the moment.

In a sudden burst of pride, Carlos uttered the first two lines in his life.

"I will conquer this sky, this sea!"

The noise of the spiral rod made it difficult for Zhong Er's words to be conveyed well, but Gu Sen, who had been holding his wife with one arm, still clearly drew every word in his mind.And secretly gave himself 32 likes.

The plan this time is correct, it's worth it for the face of my lover who is so cute now!

"Are you afraid?"

Gently put his head close to Carlos in the background of the volcanic eruption, two transparent goggles "clicked" together, showing a arrogant smile, Carlos grinned, in order to cover the sound of the plane's engine , he wiped away the hair that was blown by the strong wind with one hand, put his hand halfway around his mouth, and said loudly.

"Don't be afraid! I'm so excited now! I can't wait to jump right away!"

Although he couldn't understand Chinese, the parachute safety officer, photographer, and pilot in the same cabin showed hearty smiles and gave Carlos a thumbs up.The employer is a qualified skydiving instructor. It is normal to have a calm and calm expression, but this handsome boy is still skydiving for the first time. It is rare to maintain this expectant smile at an altitude of 2000 meters.

For this courageousness, it is worth a thumbs up!

As the safety officer looked out of the cabin door, the wind speed, altitude, and distance all entered the standard range. The four people who were going to skydive checked their equipment and confirmed the precautions for the last time.

"If I knew I was going to hang a camera on my chest, I should have spent a whole box of hairspray this morning to fix my hair first!"

Although it is very exciting to be able to challenge skydiving, it is useless for Fengli Zonggong, who always pays attention to his appearance, to go on camera with his hair fluttering in the wind. Unfortunately, he is already in the sky at a thousand meters. !

I looked at my man's size with a little envy, this is a hairstyle that will not be messed up in the rain or wind!

Forget it, the first setback can be forgiven, the big deal is to wait until the next skydive to get a handsome look, let's just let it go.Silently comforting himself, Carlos listened carefully to the security officer's key points.

At this moment, Fengli Gonggong doesn't know that this video will become one of the most precious memories in his life, and he is reluctant to delete it, so he has to dig it out when he finds time!

After a few minutes, all that needs to be said has been said, and now there is nothing left to do!

Carlos is in the front and Gu Sen is in the back. The two are tightly wrapped together with their backs to their chests. As a first-time parachutist, he has to perform a bondage pose with an experienced skydiver who has a coaching certificate. Skydive, just like Carlos now.

All he needs to do is to be obedient the whole time, to be hugged tightly by his own old Gong behind him, and then to enjoy the fun of skydiving is enough. Don't carelessly leave other safety and technical issues to Gu Sen!

King Gu, who was responsible for the personal safety of the two, flipped his wrist again to confirm the height.The multi-functional watch is 4329 meters bright, the wind speed is normal, the distance is normal, and the visible range is normal. Through the walkie-talkie, the blue hole below the sea rescue is normal.

After making sure everything was safe, the safety officer walked out of the cabin first with a big bag on his back, stepped on one of the landing wheels of the small aircraft, and firmly grasped the guardrail under the wing with both hands. The clerk's loose coat flapped.

It seems that he knows the purpose of Gu Sen insisting on putting himself in tight shorts in the morning.At least the aesthetic feeling has increased by quite a few percentage points.

After receiving the OK gesture from the security officer, Gu Sen led Carlos slowly out of the cabin, and the two arms holding the railing were swollen with blue veins, which was enough to show how much strength he had used.

With the change of field of vision, Fengli Raiders, who was originally only excited, was a little uneasy.

As soon as I lowered my head, I saw various shades of blue sea, sparsely scattered with mung bean-sized islands, the original astonishingly large and beautiful blue hole has become the size of a thumb, and there are two clusters Cotton candy-like clouds are under his feet.

The sudden distance and size contrast formed a kind of high-altitude oppression.

This is not a joke, it seems that it will fall at any time!

Fuck, it seems, seems, probably really scary!

The heartbeat gradually accelerated, cold sweat broke out instantly, and was swept by the high air flow, and the whole body was cold.He raised his hands in the air in a bit of bewilderment, as if he wanted to grab the hatch, but he was subconsciously controlled by himself, so he couldn't make such a shameful move.

His throat was a little dry, his eyes were a little dry, and the roar of the wind and the violent heartbeat seemed to be left in his ears.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here."

The stiff paws were suddenly clenched from behind, another person's body temperature awakened the heat deep in his body, air flowed past his ears, and the familiar reassuring voice calmed his turbulent heart again.

Taking a deep breath of the cold and clean air unique to high altitudes, Carlos tried to dispel the stiffness on his face with a smile.

"Were you afraid when you danced for the first time?"

It was not loud, but Gu Sen heard it miraculously.

"afraid."

He hardly thought about it, and replied directly.

"But want to dance duet with you."

So has the fear been overcome?The latter words were not spoken, but Carlos miraculously understood.With a smile, he turned his head back as much as possible, kissed Gu Sen's face, his eyes were firm, he let out a breath, and gestured OK to the security guard waiting for them.

"Ready, go!"

In less than a second, the three groups opened their hands one after another, bent their legs and jumped out of the small plane. The security officer and the photographer quickly flew away from the couple, maintaining a safe range.

The momentary weightlessness made Carlos's eyes flicker and he took a breath. He was still adapting to the resistance of the high air flow. He tried his best to tighten his face, stretch his limbs, and then stared at various unprecedented scenery high in the sky.

Wow - without waiting for him to sigh, Gu Sen suddenly turned over, almost making him exclaim, but...

Fuck!So cool!This is the real take you to pretend to take you to fly!

"Excellent-"

The arrogance of flying in the sky and stepping on the earth under his feet made Carlos completely excited, and he completely opened his heart to enjoy the blue sky and blue sea.

It seems that today's heart load is not strong enough!Gu Sen suddenly said something loudly in Carlos' ear.

"...Let's get married!"

WTF?

please!Please let his little heart go!One jerk, then a momentary pause, and another jerk, it feels like a life-and-death experience!

Seeing that Carlos didn't respond, Gu Sen said loudly again.

"Carlos! Let's get married!"

It was the first time in his life that he heard his man roaring so hoarsely. Carlos was stunned for a moment. In other words, the focus was wrong!Isn't the point of being proposed for the first time in two lifetimes?

Finally, after he got the key point in GET, the upward curve of the corner of his mouth couldn't be controlled no matter what.

Carlos took a deep breath and roared with all his might.

"Okay—let's get married—"

I don't know if the successful marriage proposal caused excessive excitement. Under Gu Sen's guidance, the two people who were bound together turned inside out and back flipped in the remaining 20 seconds. They did all kinds of flips once, and experienced weightlessness at high altitude for the first time. The stimulating Carlos could only yell throughout the whole process, what the hell is the male god skin and idol baggage?he does not know!

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It has been five days since the couple went out. The fans who were still squatting under Carlos's scarf had no hope of the husband's vacation live broadcast, and they all moved to Belize.Lick and lick the beautiful photos they took along the way, and ask about the chance encounters by the way.

The local tyrants are also very helpless, the blue hole in the album is really not big!But there are so many yachts going back and forth on the sea every day!And there are many local attractions like stars in the sky, beaches, coral groups, shallow sea snorkeling, deep sea diving, and there are also various seaside characteristic streets!

The collars of the couple have not been updated, and they have no idea which dungeons they have brushed!How did we meet by chance!There are not many skydivers, but the news they got back made them desperate. What's more, the day before they arrived, a pair of black-haired men jumped in a group!There were a lot of clouds in the next few days, and various skydiving activities were cancelled!

China's population is worthy of being the largest in the world. You can still see hundreds of black-haired and yellow-skinned people so far from the blue hole. Who knows if that couple is their goal!And such a beautiful scenery, if you don't have a good time, I'm too sorry for the local tyrants who came all the way.

So happy to hear and see, everyone is relieved, it is best to meet the couple by fate, and it is not in vain if there is no fate!

Just when the local tyrants were enjoying the unique style of Honduras, the target they wanted to farm finally appeared!

The first day of the first lunar month: [video link]

There are no keywords, the scarf that fans have been waiting for has been updated!The mouse is faster than the brain, and tens of thousands of people click at the same time to make the bib get stuck in an instant.The video is not long, only one song long, but the amount of information is a bit surprising.

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[Unprepared... was shown a face, the background music "ISwear" or something, very poisonous! ]

[...Damn it! !Who did it later!Did the skydiving proposal be given to the wrong person?Why did Lord Gui give up treatment! ! ! "Please marry me" or something! ! ! !As a gong, no matter how petted you are, you shouldn't give up your principles!How cool are you! ]

[To be shown to death!Strapped together tandem dance or something!The photographer flew too far!I can't see the ghost's face at all!But it's hilarious to see them rolling around in the air! ! ! ]

[Too mournful!Spit circles of bubbles in the sea to surround two people or something!Outrageous! ]

[There are more heinous things in the back!Kissing in the water!It's enough to see only the chin under the light and shadow effect!Don't you care that the sea is full of excrement of all kinds of creatures? ]

[Fuck!Upstairs dare not be so disgusting! ]

[AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhSingle dogs don't click open!Single dogs don't click open!Important things are said three times! 2:43 start high energy! !This is not a drill!This is not a drill!This is not a drill!What about the most basic love between people?Dog abuse all the way after skydiving!What bow to watch the sunrise and sunset!What a school of sharks kissing!What kind of footsteps on the beach!What two people drink a coconut green!What proposal!What is singing the Divine Comedy for Marriage Proposal in person!I didn't even see it! ! ! ! ]

[I'm so envious, so happy... This local tyrant couple really know how to play, and they have to go to heaven to propose marriage!Good luck!When are you going to get married!Let's also have a video bonus!By the way, why didn't I see the engagement ring? ]

[To be honest, at the beginning of the video, I really felt heartwarming when I saw the couple nestled in the not-so-spacious airplane cabin, shaking hands and cheering each other up. , Mister and Master Gui are really enviable.I also want to have such a person who can hold my hand without caring about other people's eyes.I don't know why, but when I saw them laughing and rolling wantonly in the sky, tears fell from my eyes... Sir, Lord Gui, please be well! ]

[Mommy upstairs, that made me cry...]

[I don’t know why, but my tears also stayed, sir, Mr. Ghost, please be well! ]