The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After slowly making himself a glass of warm water, Carlos stood in front of the computer and drank 250ml of liquid into his stomach bit by bit.A pair of eyes quietly looked at the constantly flashing avatar in the lower right corner of the screen.

Gollum—gollum—gollum—

The last bit of water was swallowed, and after thoroughly moistening his dry throat, he put the cup next to the keyboard, pulled out the chair and sat down, controlled the mouse and opened the private chat.

Ling Feng: Cough, it's me again, okay?

The first day of the first lunar month: in.

Ling Feng: The things on the forum are not true, don't think too much about them.

The first day of the first lunar month: Is it you or Chunqiu who is in love with my sister?Why do you come to explain to me every time?

Ling Feng: Aren't you afraid that if you don't agree with each other, you will be blocked? That's fine, I'll let him do it himself.

As soon as the words fell, Chunqiu's friend request came over.

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: Long time no see!I came here to explain things about the CP building!Ah Cheng and I are absolutely innocent!Now I take care of him like a younger brother. Some time ago, he was hacked a bit miserably. Some radical fans even attacked his computer and dumped all kinds of information about him on the forum.This scandal is just to divert the firepower.

Spring and Autumn and Warring States: I like Xiaoman very much, being with her is very relaxed and pleasant, and I hope to keep going with her forever.I don't like to tell lies, I will settle in Shanghai in the future, and I will prove everything with my actions!Please monitor at any time!Brother-in-law! PS, Xiao Man knows about helping Ah Cheng this time!

As soon as the friend application was approved, Chunqiu wrote two paragraphs in seconds. It was probably typed in the document early in the morning, carefully thought out, and finally copied and pasted.After reading it carefully, Carlos didn't even have the desire to complain about it. What are foolish couples, these two are just that.

I'm really tired, I don't want to worry about it anymore, you can do whatever you like.

The first day of the first lunar month: wait and see.

Adding a full stop to four words can be regarded as passing the spring and autumn.After thinking about it, I still felt a little worried, so I called Bingquan's private chat.Knowing that my younger sister is seriously preparing for the final exam, I went to Chunqiu's home for tutoring on weekends and cooked soup by the way. I actively participated in several English and math competitions with bonuses. Recently, I seem to be looking for a part-time job during the winter vacation.

The first day of the first lunar month: Why are you suddenly short of money?

Bingquan: I booked to go to Wuhan University to see the cherry blossoms in March. The round-trip air ticket will be issued in spring and autumn. She has to bear other expenses.I don't quite understand the taste of the young couple.

The first day of the first lunar month:...

Bingquan: Regardless of her motives, she has grown a lot because she can think of bearing half of the expenses and earning her own living for this purpose.By the way, since it's up, go to Gufeng and sing two songs?Biancheng is not here tonight.

In other words, is his behavior of avoiding suspicion already so obvious?Well done for making it so obvious!

Considering that I still need a reliable little partner by my sister's side, and Bingquan is also the head of Chan Chan, the big boss has spoken, and he, the little singer who has signed a contract, must go.So without waiting for Bingquan's second reminder, Carlos had already put on his vest and rushed to Gufeng.

"I'm going to go, it's not a weekend and Friday, where are there so many people?"

After Carlos climbed onto the mic, he looked at the No. 12 mic sequence on his vest. After deducting two subtitle babies, there were 9 singers climbing the mic in front.It would take at least half an hour before it was his turn.

[public screen]

[Mr. actually went back to the ancient style!Welcome back! ! ]

[Tonight's Mai Xu is simply picturesque!Thankfully I don't have an appointment tonight!This is character!Welcome back sir! ]

Southland-Gufeng Singer-Lingfeng: You are finally willing to come back, how many new songs have you learned?

Southland-Full Frequency Singer-First day of the first lunar month: I spend all my time on dating, and I haven’t learned anything =-=

[Pfft—Single Wang was attacked by [-] tons from his own life! ]

[Scared to tears by Mr.'s straightforwardness QAQ]

[Said with tears in his eyes, it’s okay, the concert will become QAQ, don’t dislike it! ]

Nanguo-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: It means that I am not here to compete with Yimai for attention. Anyway, I will arrive in more than half an hour. Please recommend, I will learn two songs immediately.

This is to learn the rhythm of singing live!Proper black history!Not only the fans were excited, but other singers lurking on the public screen were also excited, and even the singer on the mic didn't care that he was still singing, and the crackling keyboard sound betrayed him.

Sure enough, Yimai's strongly recommended playlist appeared in the next second.

Automatically ignoring those "Majestic" and "Small Waist", Carlos carefully searched for interesting ones from a large list of song titles.The knowledge of ancient songs comes and goes, only a few, and the pineapple attack can't get the big malice from the public screen at all.

[public screen]

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: OK, I caressed the baby on the public screen, and chose four songs, exactly two rounds.I'm going to learn songs, see you later.

[Come on sir!I love you even if you are out of tune and out of tune~]

[Pfft—I love you~]

Knowing the virtue of his fans, Carlos just smiled, copied the song titles he wrote down to Baidu one by one, and started downloading high-quality audio sources.Time flew by while he was busy learning the songs, and he sang the first two songs over and over several times. When he felt that he was completely in control, the field controller just happened to send a private chat, reminding him that there is still 1 minute to his song sequence.

After pulling the accompaniment into the player and adjusting various radio equipment, he switched back to the channel. The person who was singing happened to be Chunqiu, and the song happened to be one of the few songs that Carlos knew, so he was very happy to hear it.In the yelling on the public screen, Carlos perfectly connected and sang the last verse of "Thick Pen and Ink".

As the hot festive season and boundless spring CP in the current circle, the fans of the public screen did not play around with each other indiscriminately, they only teased it a little bit, and after a few brushes of [Princess Hug], they began to look forward to learning a new song Carlos who is preparing to increase the black history database.

Seeing his own and various wild recording groups getting ready on the public screen, Carlos just laughed out loud.

"How much do you want me to make a fool of myself? I think our friendship is coming to an end... The little friend who said that the end of friendship is the beginning of love, I think you will have a lot of talk with my king, okay, no matter what Go down, the field controller is going to fork me out."

The ancient-style field control babies scrambled to appear on the public screen, swiped [Mr. Nobody Can Cross] one after another, hooked their lips, and Carlos directly started the accompaniment. It can only be said that the subtitle baby is also witty. Just now The playlist pushed by the public screen, whether you know it or not, prepared a copy, so the prelude came out, and the subtitle baby under Carlos' vest transformed.

【Song Name: Weak Water Three Thousand】

【I'm so happy to be Gu Feng subtitle! 】

"...the smoke from someone's kitchen in the ancient town is brewing for us the full moon of the year..."

[public screen]

[I feel like I've been tricked!Does this degree tell me that I am just learning?Believe it or not!It must be early in the morning! ]

[QAQ, I don't want to believe it either!Just now, I have been in the small nest and heard the process of my husband's song learning with my own ears.Oh my god, he downloaded it, listened to it twice, and then sang it intermittently. The second time he sang it was almost out, the third time he sang it was almost the same as the original song, but he had no emotion. The fourth time he sang When I sang it for the first time, it was super amazing!The fifth time I sang is now QAQ. ]

[When this baby was in the small nest, he was scared to tears by the efficiency of his husband QAQ, compared to himself who is a music major, he really doesn’t want to live!After learning a song for a month or something, am I really such a waste? ]

[Heartache upstairs, don't talk to Subi the second time!Find abuse yourself! ]

[As QAQ, a member of the public screen who came back from the den, now is the time to witness the miracle! ! ! ! !High energy ahead!Please hold me tight! ]

[hug! ! ! ! ]

Then, after an indistinct inhalation sound...

"A pair of mandarin ducks, playing on the surface of the water in the rain, is like longing with sweetness in the bitterness..."

[public screen]

[Hehehe!What's the use of this sex for me!Drop underwear!Throw aunt towel! ]

[One wheat!Don't fool the public screen with the original song! ! ! ! ]

[Holy shit, this drama is very clear and bright, and it's also full of arrogance and domineering! ! ! !Goose bumps are all up! ! !Every time my husband goes to the mic, he has to kneel QAQ, it hurts me! ]

[I would rather believe that the master knew it before, otherwise he would learn this in half an hour, and it would be terribly frightening to think about it carefully! ]

There was almost no pause, and the last note was dropped, and the prelude to the second song was seamlessly connected.As soon as the weird and blurred sound effects sounded, it was another ancient song familiar to the public.

[public screen]

[…Mister, why haven’t you gone to heaven yet!This transliteration is beautiful and crying, okay? ! ! ! ! ]

[Another opening to kneel series!Brainwashed QAQ, can't stop! ]

[Crying, "The Song of Fate" is my life!There is no regret in dying! ! ! ]

[It's definitely not my illusion!Mister is absolutely poisonous!This song can also be sung so enchantingly!Nosebleed sprayed a screen! ]

[This singing style is definitely given full marks, I'm not afraid of Yimai's pride!No, I can't control myself anymore!I want to join the world of Hao! ! ! ]

A word from the public screen guy once again ignited the local tyrant war on the central stage, and the shouts of "Welcome to Mr. Luxurious Night Snack Series" in various colors were brushed up by the local tyrants.

With the sinking of the four strings, the development of the gurgling sound has entered a period of high-speed explosion. Carlos has not logged in to YY for nearly a month. When he came up, he found that there were several new people who did not know at all on the microphone.

Contrary to his surprise, the newcomers who are still on Mai Xu are about to cry. Even though they are separated by a computer, they still feel that the great god Su Qi is rushing towards their faces!I always feel that the gurgling water is so deep!This legendary secondary Su is simply inhuman!

The strength is amazing, the popularity is amazing, there are many fans of local tyrants, and what's more, there is also a bundled local tyrant CP, the label vinegar king, who can't sell rot with anyone!They all know it, but normal people have the highest standard, right?

All the wheat is broken!It is not the category of normal human beings at all!That is an evildoer who should fly outside the Nine Heavens!

If the strength is similar, maybe it can arouse the fighting spirit, envy, jealousy, and hatred of the newcomers, but the gap is too big!I can only look up!I was so shocked that I became depressed, and I couldn't love anymore!

As a result, the newcomer Ermai, who was nestled under Carlos, immediately lost his legs. He was half scared by Su and half frightened. In the last 30 seconds, he did not use the public screen to intimidate and lure him, and directly controlled the microphone.

just sing!I give you all my time!Please let the public screen go!

The complete performance of "The Song of Fate" made the public screen satisfied. Carlos thanked Ermai's newcomer, and even kindly asked for his attention, before triumphantly amidst the flowers and gifts that filled the public screen and the stage.

In order to maintain a sense of mystery, Carlos did not practice the last two songs in his own small channel, but secretly turned on the recording equipment that came with the computer, learning to sing silently.

Another half an hour, another spring and autumn baton.It's just that this time Gongping watched their Xiaochunzi fall off the mic with a slap, and seemed to be able to hear the shabby sound of the tailbone hitting the floor.pitiful.

"Hey, I haven't learned this song yet, so I can only throw you. Next, I will bring you an honest song that burns to the ancient style-"The King is the Dragon Comes to the World."

As soon as Carlos said that he was upright, the public screen was ready. However, when they prepared the tissues and opened them up, they found out that Yimai was really upright and hot He sang a normal old-fashioned song with a strong attack.

Damn, I was tricked again!

"There may not be enough time for the next song, so just listen to it. Well, it's also an honest song, I hope you like it."

[public screen]

[=-=Is it the best move in the world?I remember someone pushing it just now. ]

[The master is also very hot. ]

[...Turn the table!This prelude, if it wasn't for "Eight Beauty of the Qinhuai River", my mother would live broadcast eating blood-stained aunt's towel! ]

[The upstairs is too hard! ! !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !It's really beautiful! ! ! ]

[This Yangzhou dialect made my whole body go numb, and I just knelt down with a plop! ]

[well?Yimai is a girl?Didn't you say that all the southern countries are men? ]

[Cassing the newcomers upstairs, Nanguo is full of men, Yimai is a real man QAQ, and he is also the most handsome in the circle, this voice is romantic and evil!But you can easily fake all kinds of female voices without pressure! ]

[...No way, the phantom limb has hardened QAQ]

[TAT, the local tyrants are crazy again, it is said that ghost masters have mysteriously disappeared recently!The contribution list has fallen to the second page! ]

[No wonder Mr. is so promiscuous QAQ, don’t talk yet, just take a pack of B-type O-type!Not enough blood!By the way, which girl pushed this song?It must be praised!I can play this recording for three years! ]

For more than five minutes, once again thanking the newcomer who controls the mic, Carlos turned his head to look at the man who had been back for a while, but was quietly sitting next to him listening to the song, and took the initiative to move over to the man's lips. Popped one.

The voice is gentle and sexy.

"Welcome home……"

Then he turned off the computer quickly, and pushed the man who had worked hard all day into the bathroom. Wouldn't it be a great pleasure to have a full body massage at this time?

And where Carlos couldn't see, the abandoned public screen had exploded.

[public screen]

[I seem to hear a MUA? ]

[I seem to have heard what Mr. said? ]

[After dragging the recording into the processor, turning it up and removing the noise, I heard a loud kiss very clearly, and a special "Welcome home" from Su... Weeping bitterly, I suddenly want to get married!There are not many requirements, and every night when I go home, I will say welcome home! ]

[Focus on the technology emperor upstairs!Master Ghost is back, which means that I won’t see Mr. again tonight =-= As a senior high school dog who sneaked out, I can sleep in peace!Qun An! ]

[Pfft—an!good dream! ]

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In the small bathtub on the other side, the usual position was reversed. Carlos leaned against the wall of the bathtub, encircling Gu Sen between his two long legs, and lightly pinched his bare bronze shoulders with his two slender, white claws. When you wake up, the strong contrast of colors appears hazy and ambiguous in the hot air.

"The nape of the neck is stiff."

"Well, the work has been completed, and I can accompany you starting tomorrow."

The body suddenly leaned forward, causing a series of water sounds, and kissed his man's body hard, ignoring the stiff and short thick hair pricking his lips, Carlos smiled gently.

"Now that it's done, let's sleep well tomorrow, and eat a big meal after getting up, so as to restore all the meat on your body."

"Um……"

Turning around to catch the person who was worried about him, Gu Sen went up and kissed Carlos' lips, and the wet entwining sound of lips and tongue sounded again.

It was a very pure night where everyone slept together.