The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

In Xu Zhepei's "Balloon", the first three verses are simply killing people. They must be pronounced clearly and pronounced crisply, and they must be sung in one breath. Especially the last verse, the pitch gradually rises, and there is no gap for breathing. And singing this song cleanly is no joke.

Properly show off lung capacity!

Sure enough, the public screen has collectively been sent to the knees.The amazing party who heard their idol sing this song for the first time also broke out with great enthusiasm, one after another Baidu YY recharge method, and took the center stage!

For a while, lollipops and blue enchantresses flew all over the screen. Unfortunately, no matter how hard these newly promoted local tyrants tried, they still couldn't shake the first three pages of the weekly contribution list. Under the leadership of July [-], the prefixes were all gentlemen and ladies There are all kinds of small and medium trenches, and the horrible values ​​​​suffixed are enough to make other singers groan.

The local tyrant begs for support!

Having said that, fortunately, the melody of the chorus part of "Balloon" is slow, leaving room for the singer to breathe, so that he won't really suffocate.However, even so, after a song came down, the rookie was severely abused.

Through the recording of the microphone, the chaotic panting sound has no aesthetic feeling at all, like a dog panting, but the public screen has no dislike at all, all kinds of [ahhhhhhhh] [great] [yimingming, I want to give it to you] Raw monkey] can't stop.

"Huh—after singing this song, I probably won't be able to open my voice again tonight, my lungs are so uncomfortable. I overestimate myself, I think I will lose this round of PK..."

The slightly regretful voice received the collective comfort of the amazing fans on the public screen.

[public screen]

[How can it be considered a loss!How difficult is this song to sing!Before, I thought you were going to die!Great singing! ]

[yes!The strength is right in front of you, and it's clear who wins and loses at a glance! ! ! ]

[Our family Yiming is the best! ]

[——Speaking as if you are sure to win, showing off your lung capacity is not just your idols, last time our husband sang that Turkish song, it was also showing off to heaven! ]

[Support Mister!Beg to dazzle God! ]

"Oh? God Su can even sing in a small language? I'm so looking forward to it, then I'll leave the rest of the time to you! Please show off to the heavens! Haha!"

The rookie smiled and jumped into the public screen.

Squinting, the rookie is not the only one who is eager to win or lose. Winning or losing is a restricted area that Carlos cannot touch. There is no word "lose" in his dictionary!He grinned playfully, and pulled the playlist to the end. It wasn't a very good song, but if he wanted to show off his skills, it had to be it.

He turned on the microphone, and the evil voice came to Gongping's ear with obvious banter.

"Well, after this round, the PK can indeed be over. I'll bring you an Indian song—"Breathless"."

[public screen]

[What?Indian song? ? ?The sight of twisting the buttocks in the turban skirt! ! !Sir, why give up treatment! ]

[Am I the only one who pays attention to the English pronunciation of Yimai's last flirtatious girl?I didn’t feel it when I was listening to Mandarin, but when I spoke English, I felt like my lover was flirting QAQ, my legs were weak! ]

[Upstairs looks like a newcomer fan, with too little experience!I remember I saved an English version of Tagore's anthology read by my husband!Read before bed every day!Su Deer's pregnancy can't stop! ]

[! ! ! ! ! !When will this thing be available!I do not know how!Upstairs, I recognize your name!I am the owner of your fan group!Hand over resources without kicking! ]

[By the way, I have it too, it was the welfare of the public screen in the middle of the night when my husband was still in the United States =-=]

[Don't be crooked!Remember the two who have the resources, and wait for the PK to extract a confession!Now get your wallets and flowers ready!Mister is going to make a big move! ]

[Fang's little babes come and hug me tight!It's time to cross the catastrophe! ]

"Pfft—is it really my true fan? Alright, get ready, let me take a big breath first!"

After finishing speaking, Carlos really didn’t care about the public screen, just took a deep breath, through high-quality radio equipment, the public screen with earphones or the small partners who opened the public screen very wide, can hear a clear airflow being drawn into the nasal cavity the sound of.

Such an exaggerated preparation, whether it is the fans of the public channel or the gentlemen and ladies of Carlos’s true love, is the first time they heard it. Thinking of the weird daily playlist of their own male god, they suddenly became nervous.

Oops, kind of square!

Having said that, almost everyone has moved their mouse over the record button subconsciously.The male god whose singing skills have reached level 10 can perform stably and excellently at any time and in any state. With high-quality singing and post-production effects, every recording can last a lifetime!

After a few deep breaths, Carlos held his breath, turned on the accompaniment, and then...sang comfortably...

[public screen]

[Although I was mentally prepared, I was still scared to pee!I want to laugh when the evil Gongyin speaks Hindi! ! !Hahaha! ! ! ]

[The rhythm is mediocre, I can’t understand the lyrics, I don’t know Hindi, I can’t get the highlights, and my Yiming is the best! ]

[Is the upstairs stupid!It's been 1 minute now, can you find where my husband takes his breath? ]

[Fuck!Something incredible was said upstairs! ! ! ! ]

[Indicates that music majors are already confused!Breathe it! ! !gentlemen!Don't tell me that the whole song can be sung in one breath! ! !I kneel down for you to see!Still human!Still human!Still human! ]

[I choose the dog leash! ! !My male god non-human series! ]

[Good recipe!too horrible!Stop rapping, the baby will feel out of breath even listening to it!The balloon just now counts as a ball!This song is brilliant! ! ! ! ]

[This vital capacity, I am also drunk!Sir, may I ask the brand of the machine used to test lung capacity? ! ! ! ]

[Don't say anything, just aiming at the feeling of suffocation, I will also become a fan! ]

[Happy to hear and see, the central stage exploded. ]

It’s really fun to hear and see, several fans with amazing prefixes have been swiping gifts, don’t forget, it’s Carlos who is the one now.Smiling, Mimi watched the attention of the vest on the first day of the first month increase by nearly 1 people in an instant, and Carlos sang the remaining minute in one breath.

"OK, it's over. Actually, there is breathing, but you didn't realize it."

The newcomer who was already waiting at Ermai gave the green light.There was a burst of exaggerated applause.

"Great, great, great! It really is Su Shen, I lost! I will go to the recording studio later, and continue to compete when I have time! By the way, I opened a room on Chan Chan's live channel, come over when I have time Let's play! I've heard countless fans talking about God Su's incredible looks!"

He responded politely, and just as it was time for the Mai sequence, Carlos jumped into the public screen, watched the newcomer climb up Yimai silently, and said goodbye to the fans of 88 with all kinds of arrogance to the public screen.

He looked at the human relationship list of the eye system.Due to the few daily PK opportunities, Carlos has a good impression of the rookie Jun. The favorability that was green 10 minutes ago has now been cleared, and it is developing towards crimson.

Touching his chin, this rookie is also a typical double-faced man, with a close mouth, he already hates him to death in his heart.

Well, anyway, the face has been exposed, so I will go to Xin Renjun's live broadcast room for two laps in the future if I have free time, I can't waste his talent of being able to attract fans by relying on his face.

"I'm such a scumbag for having this idea."

Carlos laughed jokingly.

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Unaware that the newly appointed rival had such nasty thoughts, the newcomer left Chan Chan's channel full of anger.This time he entered the Two-dimensional online circle, his goal has always been very clear, to become fans, Amway albums, sell merchandise, two words, is to make money!

Having been in the society for several years, Xin Renjun’s mind is not simple. In order to cater to and keep his fans in, he set himself up as a bright and challenging boy who is not afraid of failure and always optimistic. take a step.

When he knew that there was no hope of advancing, he boldly left the draft stage under the banner of feeling the music from all over the world. The little angel who became a fan of his behavior accompanied him all the way to fight in Europe, America and Japan. He challenged countless times and successfully let Xiao Wang His people were slapped in the face, and he also had the downcast of failure and wanted to give up at one point, but with the encouragement of fans, he stood up and continued to fight.

Scenes are carried out according to the script, growing up with idols, enjoying the successes and setbacks in life, isn't it easier to make the relationship between singers and fans more solid and reliable?

Don't talk about his scheming, of course, he is really grateful to the fans for their company all the time, but to be fair, he needs money more than attention.

As an independent singer-songwriter who is not signed to a record company and does not even have an agent, he has to do almost everything by himself, and the popularity he has accumulated in talent shows alone cannot drive his album sales.So he turned his attention to the Internet singers that have emerged in the past two years.

As long as there are enough topics to talk about and be cute, you can get a lot of fans on YY, and there is no lack of local tyrants in the circle. Don't you see that in recent years, the anchors on the Internet have been doing well?I made a survey before entering the circle, and weighed my own strength.

With his professional singing skills and skills, he can easily crush the so-called net turning.

So ambitious, he rushed into the Two-dimensional world without hesitation.And the facts have proved that his idea is right.Whether it was the assessment or the so-called first night, none of the singers he met was his opponent, and he also gained tens of thousands of fans by relying on his strength.

Overnight, the fan base blossomed all over the place, adding more than a dozen at once, don't be too cool!

Just relying on the time of one wheat sequence, there are hundreds of gifts received, and this is still the beginning!

Originally, his idea was very good, but unfortunately, when he was complacent, he found that many of the fans who followed him into the circle actually climbed the wall, and it was the same person who climbed the wall.These wide-hearted fans are still trying their best to install the new male god in his fan group, this feels so good to himself.

Firmly guarding his personality, the "cheerful and enthusiastic" rookie decisively withdrew from the diving state, and flipped through the collected materials on the first day of the first lunar month with the fans in the group. Gradually, almost all the little angels who were still in Amway were led to run in rhythm, listing various advantages of idols to increase his self-confidence.

So before the two met, the spark had already been ignited unilaterally.

After getting the fans easily, Xinrenjun began to study this Internet singer who is known as the Second Su God. Although all the recordings and fans' boasting posts can be found on the Internet, there are very few photos or information about the third time. .

This is the benefit of Carlos's charismatic skill MAX and [full charm] features. His true fans consciously adhere to the principle of chasing male gods, "If you love him, protect him", they will not take the initiative to give others. The fan provided information on his male god three times, and there were three postings on the forum, and he immediately poked the management to delete the post after kneeling and licking it.

This has led to the fact that Carlos' three related information is an open secret in the circle. Everyone hides the resources and licks them for themselves, otherwise they can only join the officially certified gentleman and lady group for resource exchange.

However, the newcomer doesn't care about Carlos' three times at all, so he only collected the recording resources of the past few years, and then he and his little friends were stunned.

The more you understand, the more you can feel the terror of that man, whether it is strength or popularity.

After a brief shock, the rookie also changed his mind and focused on his own character design. A PK is inevitable. It is best to win. It is absolutely beneficial to be able to step on this great master; it does not matter if you lose , can light up the skills of "repeatedly defeated", challenge once in a few days, bundled with the master for publicity, exposure and popularity can rise steadily!

He never lacks strength, what he lacks is a lot of popularity!High popularity equals high sales of the album, which also equals increased bargaining chips for signing contracts with entertainment companies!

So, the rookie who regarded Carlos as dessert, waited for two days, and finally got the opportunity to PK. Although in the end he gained popularity and got the contract as he wished, but the process was absolutely frustrating!

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After Xinrenjun left the channel, several other pop singers chatted with Carlos on the public screen and then started climbing the mic. The pineapple general attack who was in a turbulent mood also joined in the fun and sang two songs, and then bid farewell to the public screen wave Went to the babble admin channel.

【Gurgling Management】

Changchan event planning: Singers who participated in the Halloween song meeting, today is the last chance to change the song. If the subtitle baby arranges the fancy before changing the song, the male will cut jj, and the female cut Mimi!

Southland-full-frequency singer-the first day of the first lunar month: Pfft, has the event planner changed?Haven't you always followed the gentle and pleasant route?

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: Hehe, being gentle and sweet is only in front of you, okay?The planner has always been like this in front of us!

Man Lou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: Hehe, +1 upstairs

Chan Chan Event Planning: Good evening, sir, don't listen to their nonsense, by the way, I have to go to the trade union next door to invite one more guest!

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: Isn't Yiming added?Still missing someone?

Chan Chan Event Planning: Well, Yiming filled the position in Border Town, but Spring and Autumn also said a few days ago that something happened and he couldn’t participate, so there is still a vacant position. The head of the family said to make up 20, not an odd number =-=

Carlos just frowned and looked at the topics quickly brushed by the management group. Before he could think about it, Bingquan had already knocked over privately.

Bingquan: When you were hung up last time, Border Town was implicated.Although it has passed, he seems to be unable to change his mood, so he asked me for a two-month vacation. I heard that the school also suspended for half a year, and wanted to go out for a walk alone.Thanks for preparing for the final sprint, and unable to leave, Chunqiu took annual leave and planned to travel with him for a month.

After looking at the three lines, Carlos directly covered his face, what the hell, his sister is so stupid and sweet that he can rest assured that two people with previous convictions are traveling alone!Already speechless!

First day of the first lunar month: Is she stupid?

Bingquan: She is so stupid, it's all your fault.Anyway, she's only 17 years old, so it's always right to let her experience more things. At least Tong Mu and I here in Shanghai treat her as their own sister, so she won't be wronged too much, don't worry.

The first day of the first lunar month: ... I am sorry to trouble you.

Bingquan: When you have a child in the future, you must not raise it by yourself. Although I have never met him, the Ghost Lord is definitely more reliable than you.

Looking at Bingquan's head in black line after dropping his disgusting words, Carlos felt aggrieved in his heart.It's the first time in both lives to raise a child, isn't it just a detour?Saints are also at fault!

The heartbroken Carlos was not depressed for too long, because more than two hours had passed since the end of the PK battle, and King Gu, who was about to fly over from Shanghai to listen to his breath, had already entered Chaoyang District.

The young couple, who had been separated for half a month, couldn't wait to roll into the bedroom as soon as they met.

Good to hear, at four o'clock in the morning, the little fans who were still staying up late or happened to be jet-lagged found that someone in the watch list had updated the scarf.After clicking it, I can't wait to insert my eyes.

July [-]: Gasp for a night get [photos]

【Comment】

[Fuck!This strand of black hair exposed outside the quilt is gold-tipped!Definitely my husband! ! ! ! !ghost!You show your affection, show your photos, dare to show your whole face!Just a few hairs and want to send us away! ]

[Upstairs, don't be stupid, just because of the title of King of Ghosts, I thought I would never see Mr. on his scarf in my lifetime!Now a lock of hair for you to lick is not bad!The handsome face under the sheet has been automatically filled in the brain! ]

[Waning for a night... I don't understand the world of adults, but Master Ghost is still awake, and Mr. has fallen asleep... Does this mean that I am wrong and suffer?gentlemen!What about the agreed general attack QAQ, crying fainted in the toilet! ]

[At this time, there should be BGM: The person I love QAQ]

[The person I love, not my lover QAQ]

[Every inch of his body belongs to another person QAQ]

[He is really sexually blessed, sexually blessed is so cruel QAQ]

[Let me love and hate, why is his love so deep QAQ]

[The person I love, he already has a lover QAQ]

[Fuck!I haven't typed the lyrics yet!People work! ! ! ! !Ghost, you will withdraw the picture before 3 minutes? ! !Just a few strands of hair! ! ! !Is there any need to hide it so deep! ! ! ! ! ]

July Fourteenth: Even a hair is mine—

[Received a knowing blow!Has a dog! ]

[Heart hurts!It feels like I will never love again! ]

Seeing ghosts crying and howling wolves in the comment area, I am in a much better mood, I want you to give CP back to your daughter-in-law!Show off you!