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Chapter 42 Dating in 4 Steps
He Qianlin didn't know much about dating, but fortunately, she performed very well when she asked these four words if she didn't understand. After asking Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang asked Du Niang, she came up with a simple itinerary: Send flowers, eat, watch movies, open a room.
In just eight words, He Qianlin believes that she will be able to do a good job. Of course, the restaurant where she arranged to eat this time has been carefully considered, and even what dishes to order have been instructed by Zhang Yang and Liu Yan. Taking advantage of Zhang Yang's opportunity to pester Peony, he hurriedly took the curator's little hand and rushed out of the funeral home.
Itinerary [-]: Buying flowers, this is simple, the owner of the florist is very enthusiastic, looking at He Qianlin and Wang Chunhua who is standing behind with a serious face, said with a smile: "What kind of flowers do you want? Today's flowers are very fresh, all just arrived", Seeing that He Qianlin's eyes fell on the peony, she pointed to the flower and said, "This is a peony. The flowering period is just right. It's good for learning flower arrangement and giving away!"
Originally, I thought about the world of two people, otherwise I would have to work hard to escape to do something, why did I hear this annoying name again, He Qianlin frowned, turned her head and looked to the side, um, chrysanthemums, chrysanthemums are good, I just look at chrysanthemums Growing up, people who came to the funeral home brought in baskets of chrysanthemums and placed them on the square where the ceremony was held, and Liu Yan used the last flowers to decorate the funeral home.
He Qianlin pointed to the chrysanthemum and said, "I want this kind."
The landlady's expression froze, she carefully looked at the expressionless Wang Chunhua behind her, and asked tentatively, "Is this...a gift?"
"Yes, it's a gift." He Qianlin nodded as a matter of course.
The proprietress pursed her lips, and said quickly: "Sorry, are these flowers wrapped into a bunch or a flower basket?"
The word mourning made He Qianlin a little confused, but her attention was instantly diverted by the second half of the sentence. Does the bouquet seem too stingy?The gift basket should be bigger, um, since people in the funeral parlor always bring flower baskets, this is better, He Qianlin nodded, and said firmly, "Flower basket".
The proprietress was skillful, and He Qianlin made up a flower basket without making He Qianlin wait for 5 minutes. There were some unknown white flowers on it, which looked pretty. He Qianlin grinned in satisfaction, took the flower basket and turned her head to hand it to Wang Chunhua said: "For you!"
The proprietress, who was quite proud at first, turned pale instantly when she heard this sentence. What kind of enmity and resentment is there to give the other party chrysanthemums? No, does this little girl have a brain problem?It's over, I saw that the person behind is a character that is not easy to mess with, and after a while the two of them started fighting, what should I do?A shop as small as my own can't stand the trouble, should I call the police first?
"how much is it?"
The proprietress, who was about to move aside secretly, froze immediately after leaving the scene of the upcoming crime, and looked at Wang Chunhua tremblingly, and saw that the other party took the basket of chrysanthemums calmly, as if there was nothing wrong with it, Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief. It wasn’t the little girl’s problem with the relationship. It turned out that there was something wrong with the person behind him. How could such a big living person take it for granted when he was given a chrysanthemum? If it were me, I would have greeted the other party’s ancestors for eight generations. up.
"Uh, the flower basket is a bit more expensive, it costs 160, I'll charge you two hundred, I'll ask you forty"
He Qianlin looked at Wang Chunhua with a smile: "Does it look good?"
"You pulled me out to buy this? Isn't there a lot of funeral homes?"
"That's different. Someone else bought it, but I bought this one. Do you like it?"
"You talk a lot lately"
"Seems to be……"
Watching the two go away, the proprietress was quite frightened. What do you mean by a lot of funeral parlors?Are these two people from the funeral home?But how could these two little girls be in the funeral home? Could it be that what he saw was not a living person?Oh my god, did you hit something evil?Hurry up to find out the 200 yuan you just received, pull down the shutter of the store, and rush to the temple quickly, no, you have to go to worship and worship quickly, and by the way, take advantage of the fact that these two hundred yuan bills have not become ghost coins, hurry to buy a few A piece of talisman is carried on the body.
He Qianlin took out the map that Zhang Yang had drawn for herself, followed the route above, and came to a restaurant. There were not many people there. He Qianlin still followed the instructions and picked a place in the corner, then took out another piece of paper, smoothed it out, and handed it to the restaurant. To the waiter who came over: "Order."
The waiter was a little surprised, but still took He Qianlin's order politely, and said with a smile, "Sorry, the chestnut chicken is gone, can I change it?"
He Qianlin was stunned in an instant, what about the agreed routine?Why did it always go wrong when I got here, I stared at the waiter with some confidence and said, "Huh?"
It seems that he is a kid who has never seen the market, and the price of the meal is probably calculated. Thinking of this, the waiter cleared his throat and whispered: "Why don't you try our signature dish, Dongpo elbow? The price is the same as Chickens are all the same."
He Qianlin tilted her head to look at Wang Chunhua, saw that Wang Chunhua was staring at her, her cheeks became hot, she nodded quickly and said, "Oh, good!"
"Well, then Dongpo elbow, Longjing shrimp, sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, small yellow croaker in black bean sauce and minced garlic choy sum, five dishes together, right?"
"Um"
"Okay, you two, please wait a moment"
Seeing that Wang Chunhua was about to tear apart the bowls and chopsticks, He Qianlin quickly snatched them over, muttering while tearing them apart, "I'm a gentleman, I should do it."
Wang Chunhua looked at He Qianlin strangely: "What is a gentleman?"
"Uh..." He Qianlin blinked, not knowing what to say, she shook her head and said, "Probably doing something for others, I don't know either!"
It’s not that all the dishes are served quickly, and the emerald green in the middle of a plate of pink shrimp is very eye-catching. Wang Chunhua couldn’t stop with a move of chopsticks: “Oh, it’s delicious. I’ll go back later, and I have to ask the Dragon King for some. I opened the lingzhi dried shrimps to satisfy my appetite, I never expected that the prawns could be made into a delicacy with tea, well, it seems that I have to ask the second sister for some ling tea, it must be more delicious."
"Well, sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus root are sweet but not greasy, okay, yay, is this elbow?"
Seeing He Qianlin, who Wang Chunhua said to herself and couldn't get in a word, she was a little anxious. Seeing that the curator had some doubts, she naturally flattered her and said, "Yes, this is the elbow, which is the front leg of a pig. Well, Marshal Canopy What you should know is his front legs, hey, why don’t you eat them, this is delicious, I like eating elbows the most.”
With a dark face, Wang Chunhua threw the elbow meat in the chopsticks directly into He Qianlin's bowl. Those words just now made her feel a little nauseous. The pink shrimp in front of her didn't seem to be able to arouse her appetite. She simply put down the chopsticks and suppressed the emotion in her heart. Displeased said: "I'm full, you eat quickly, you are not allowed to talk while eating."
He Qianlin stared blankly at Wang Chunhua, then at the elbow in the bowl, and suddenly realized that the curator must be angry. He just mentioned marshal the canopy. After all, he is already a fairy. Isn't this just encouraging the gods to eat? Fairy, let yourself eat people instead, uh, just thinking about it makes goose bumps all over your body.
Sending flowers, eating, watching movies, and renting a room. I was disgusted by the curator only after I did the second item. Sure enough, my girlfriend is not so easy to chase. Don't let the curator be unhappy anymore.
I can't eat this meal, if I eat Marshal Canopy, uh, no, if I eat an elbow, will the curator feel that I am cruel?He Qianlin looked at the elbows in the bowl reluctantly, and raised her head resolutely and shouted, "Pay the bill!"
After paying the payment, He Qianlin took the curator with a chrysanthemum basket in one hand and left without looking back. She couldn't look back, or she would feel heartbroken when she saw the dishes that she hadn't had time to eat yet!
The meal is finished, the next trip is to watch a movie, well, the movie must be scary, so that when the curator is scared, he will throw himself into his arms, and then he can take the opportunity to eat tofu, hey, tofu himself What should I do if I didn’t buy it?Uh, otherwise, just eat popcorn, anyway, it’s the same thing, so it shouldn’t matter!
He Qianlin bought two advertisements for a scary-looking horror movie. On the posters, a woman's face was half covered by her hair, and the eyes on the other half were blood-red, staring straight at the person coming. The physical shock made He Qianlin very satisfied.
Holding the popcorn and Coke in one hand, and Wang Chunhua, who was looking left and right with the other hand, who was so curious that she didn't want to move, she finally squeezed into her seat.
"Why did you send out glasses?" Wang Chunhua turned into a curious baby.
"Uh, take a look"
"You can see it even if you don't wear it!" Wang Chunhua turned into a curious baby again.
“Could work better”
"But... well, it's delicious" Wang Chunhua was forcefully stuffed with a mouthful of popcorn, failed to transform, but succeeded in shifting her interest, and began to gobble up the popcorn.
The movie started, and one or two popcorns were stuffed into He Qianlin's mouth from time to time, happiness is happiness, He Qianlin still found something wrong, why the one she ate at first was particularly sweet, and the little bit of sweetness that the curator stuffed into her was not enough. no?
Turning her head to look over, she realized that Wang Chunhua was picking and choosing from the popcorn, throwing the ones wrapped in sugar into her mouth, and handing the uncoated ones to herself. He Qianlin silently ate the tasteless popcorn in her mouth, suddenly I feel that it is still a bit sweet when I taste it carefully.
Watching a movie for the first time feels very novel, but why does it feel so boring?A group of people lost their way in the barren mountains, and then found a broken house to spend the night, and they stayed overnight, and they even went on an adventure, and then died, and then everyone panicked, thinking that they were innocent souls seeking their lives, and more people died in the end. In the end, when I was almost dead, I realized that there were no ghosts, and all of this was done by humans.
What frightened He Qianlin throughout the movie was not the plot, but the screams of the people watching the movie. In the movie, the lights suddenly went out, and then the audience started screaming. A person suddenly appeared, and the audience started screaming again. Kong was bleeding, which looked fake, but the audience was still screaming, and He Qianlin felt that her eardrums couldn't stand it.
As a result, the curator didn't wait until the end of the movie to throw himself into his arms, and he ate a lot of popcorn, which was enough for watching movies and eating tofu.
Looking back at Wang Chunhua, he saw that the other party was staring at the screen without blinking his eyes wide open. There were still some popcorn in his hand placed in the round grid in front of the armrest, and he looked at the rest They are all white and not sweet particles. He Qianlin reached out and grabbed a handful and stuffed it into her mouth. In addition to the milky fragrance of the popcorn itself, there is also a kind of floral fragrance that seems to be absent. He Qianlin has smelled that fragrance on Wang Chunhua before. It is the fragrance of hundreds of flowers blooming, all the fragrances of flowers are lingering in the air, rich and mellow, like a century-old wine buried underground, just smelling the fragrance makes people feel a little drunk.
Do you want to open a room? You really need to open a room. Otherwise, how can you relieve the heat all over your body?
In just eight words, He Qianlin believes that she will be able to do a good job. Of course, the restaurant where she arranged to eat this time has been carefully considered, and even what dishes to order have been instructed by Zhang Yang and Liu Yan. Taking advantage of Zhang Yang's opportunity to pester Peony, he hurriedly took the curator's little hand and rushed out of the funeral home.
Itinerary [-]: Buying flowers, this is simple, the owner of the florist is very enthusiastic, looking at He Qianlin and Wang Chunhua who is standing behind with a serious face, said with a smile: "What kind of flowers do you want? Today's flowers are very fresh, all just arrived", Seeing that He Qianlin's eyes fell on the peony, she pointed to the flower and said, "This is a peony. The flowering period is just right. It's good for learning flower arrangement and giving away!"
Originally, I thought about the world of two people, otherwise I would have to work hard to escape to do something, why did I hear this annoying name again, He Qianlin frowned, turned her head and looked to the side, um, chrysanthemums, chrysanthemums are good, I just look at chrysanthemums Growing up, people who came to the funeral home brought in baskets of chrysanthemums and placed them on the square where the ceremony was held, and Liu Yan used the last flowers to decorate the funeral home.
He Qianlin pointed to the chrysanthemum and said, "I want this kind."
The landlady's expression froze, she carefully looked at the expressionless Wang Chunhua behind her, and asked tentatively, "Is this...a gift?"
"Yes, it's a gift." He Qianlin nodded as a matter of course.
The proprietress pursed her lips, and said quickly: "Sorry, are these flowers wrapped into a bunch or a flower basket?"
The word mourning made He Qianlin a little confused, but her attention was instantly diverted by the second half of the sentence. Does the bouquet seem too stingy?The gift basket should be bigger, um, since people in the funeral parlor always bring flower baskets, this is better, He Qianlin nodded, and said firmly, "Flower basket".
The proprietress was skillful, and He Qianlin made up a flower basket without making He Qianlin wait for 5 minutes. There were some unknown white flowers on it, which looked pretty. He Qianlin grinned in satisfaction, took the flower basket and turned her head to hand it to Wang Chunhua said: "For you!"
The proprietress, who was quite proud at first, turned pale instantly when she heard this sentence. What kind of enmity and resentment is there to give the other party chrysanthemums? No, does this little girl have a brain problem?It's over, I saw that the person behind is a character that is not easy to mess with, and after a while the two of them started fighting, what should I do?A shop as small as my own can't stand the trouble, should I call the police first?
"how much is it?"
The proprietress, who was about to move aside secretly, froze immediately after leaving the scene of the upcoming crime, and looked at Wang Chunhua tremblingly, and saw that the other party took the basket of chrysanthemums calmly, as if there was nothing wrong with it, Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief. It wasn’t the little girl’s problem with the relationship. It turned out that there was something wrong with the person behind him. How could such a big living person take it for granted when he was given a chrysanthemum? If it were me, I would have greeted the other party’s ancestors for eight generations. up.
"Uh, the flower basket is a bit more expensive, it costs 160, I'll charge you two hundred, I'll ask you forty"
He Qianlin looked at Wang Chunhua with a smile: "Does it look good?"
"You pulled me out to buy this? Isn't there a lot of funeral homes?"
"That's different. Someone else bought it, but I bought this one. Do you like it?"
"You talk a lot lately"
"Seems to be……"
Watching the two go away, the proprietress was quite frightened. What do you mean by a lot of funeral parlors?Are these two people from the funeral home?But how could these two little girls be in the funeral home? Could it be that what he saw was not a living person?Oh my god, did you hit something evil?Hurry up to find out the 200 yuan you just received, pull down the shutter of the store, and rush to the temple quickly, no, you have to go to worship and worship quickly, and by the way, take advantage of the fact that these two hundred yuan bills have not become ghost coins, hurry to buy a few A piece of talisman is carried on the body.
He Qianlin took out the map that Zhang Yang had drawn for herself, followed the route above, and came to a restaurant. There were not many people there. He Qianlin still followed the instructions and picked a place in the corner, then took out another piece of paper, smoothed it out, and handed it to the restaurant. To the waiter who came over: "Order."
The waiter was a little surprised, but still took He Qianlin's order politely, and said with a smile, "Sorry, the chestnut chicken is gone, can I change it?"
He Qianlin was stunned in an instant, what about the agreed routine?Why did it always go wrong when I got here, I stared at the waiter with some confidence and said, "Huh?"
It seems that he is a kid who has never seen the market, and the price of the meal is probably calculated. Thinking of this, the waiter cleared his throat and whispered: "Why don't you try our signature dish, Dongpo elbow? The price is the same as Chickens are all the same."
He Qianlin tilted her head to look at Wang Chunhua, saw that Wang Chunhua was staring at her, her cheeks became hot, she nodded quickly and said, "Oh, good!"
"Well, then Dongpo elbow, Longjing shrimp, sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, small yellow croaker in black bean sauce and minced garlic choy sum, five dishes together, right?"
"Um"
"Okay, you two, please wait a moment"
Seeing that Wang Chunhua was about to tear apart the bowls and chopsticks, He Qianlin quickly snatched them over, muttering while tearing them apart, "I'm a gentleman, I should do it."
Wang Chunhua looked at He Qianlin strangely: "What is a gentleman?"
"Uh..." He Qianlin blinked, not knowing what to say, she shook her head and said, "Probably doing something for others, I don't know either!"
It’s not that all the dishes are served quickly, and the emerald green in the middle of a plate of pink shrimp is very eye-catching. Wang Chunhua couldn’t stop with a move of chopsticks: “Oh, it’s delicious. I’ll go back later, and I have to ask the Dragon King for some. I opened the lingzhi dried shrimps to satisfy my appetite, I never expected that the prawns could be made into a delicacy with tea, well, it seems that I have to ask the second sister for some ling tea, it must be more delicious."
"Well, sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus root are sweet but not greasy, okay, yay, is this elbow?"
Seeing He Qianlin, who Wang Chunhua said to herself and couldn't get in a word, she was a little anxious. Seeing that the curator had some doubts, she naturally flattered her and said, "Yes, this is the elbow, which is the front leg of a pig. Well, Marshal Canopy What you should know is his front legs, hey, why don’t you eat them, this is delicious, I like eating elbows the most.”
With a dark face, Wang Chunhua threw the elbow meat in the chopsticks directly into He Qianlin's bowl. Those words just now made her feel a little nauseous. The pink shrimp in front of her didn't seem to be able to arouse her appetite. She simply put down the chopsticks and suppressed the emotion in her heart. Displeased said: "I'm full, you eat quickly, you are not allowed to talk while eating."
He Qianlin stared blankly at Wang Chunhua, then at the elbow in the bowl, and suddenly realized that the curator must be angry. He just mentioned marshal the canopy. After all, he is already a fairy. Isn't this just encouraging the gods to eat? Fairy, let yourself eat people instead, uh, just thinking about it makes goose bumps all over your body.
Sending flowers, eating, watching movies, and renting a room. I was disgusted by the curator only after I did the second item. Sure enough, my girlfriend is not so easy to chase. Don't let the curator be unhappy anymore.
I can't eat this meal, if I eat Marshal Canopy, uh, no, if I eat an elbow, will the curator feel that I am cruel?He Qianlin looked at the elbows in the bowl reluctantly, and raised her head resolutely and shouted, "Pay the bill!"
After paying the payment, He Qianlin took the curator with a chrysanthemum basket in one hand and left without looking back. She couldn't look back, or she would feel heartbroken when she saw the dishes that she hadn't had time to eat yet!
The meal is finished, the next trip is to watch a movie, well, the movie must be scary, so that when the curator is scared, he will throw himself into his arms, and then he can take the opportunity to eat tofu, hey, tofu himself What should I do if I didn’t buy it?Uh, otherwise, just eat popcorn, anyway, it’s the same thing, so it shouldn’t matter!
He Qianlin bought two advertisements for a scary-looking horror movie. On the posters, a woman's face was half covered by her hair, and the eyes on the other half were blood-red, staring straight at the person coming. The physical shock made He Qianlin very satisfied.
Holding the popcorn and Coke in one hand, and Wang Chunhua, who was looking left and right with the other hand, who was so curious that she didn't want to move, she finally squeezed into her seat.
"Why did you send out glasses?" Wang Chunhua turned into a curious baby.
"Uh, take a look"
"You can see it even if you don't wear it!" Wang Chunhua turned into a curious baby again.
“Could work better”
"But... well, it's delicious" Wang Chunhua was forcefully stuffed with a mouthful of popcorn, failed to transform, but succeeded in shifting her interest, and began to gobble up the popcorn.
The movie started, and one or two popcorns were stuffed into He Qianlin's mouth from time to time, happiness is happiness, He Qianlin still found something wrong, why the one she ate at first was particularly sweet, and the little bit of sweetness that the curator stuffed into her was not enough. no?
Turning her head to look over, she realized that Wang Chunhua was picking and choosing from the popcorn, throwing the ones wrapped in sugar into her mouth, and handing the uncoated ones to herself. He Qianlin silently ate the tasteless popcorn in her mouth, suddenly I feel that it is still a bit sweet when I taste it carefully.
Watching a movie for the first time feels very novel, but why does it feel so boring?A group of people lost their way in the barren mountains, and then found a broken house to spend the night, and they stayed overnight, and they even went on an adventure, and then died, and then everyone panicked, thinking that they were innocent souls seeking their lives, and more people died in the end. In the end, when I was almost dead, I realized that there were no ghosts, and all of this was done by humans.
What frightened He Qianlin throughout the movie was not the plot, but the screams of the people watching the movie. In the movie, the lights suddenly went out, and then the audience started screaming. A person suddenly appeared, and the audience started screaming again. Kong was bleeding, which looked fake, but the audience was still screaming, and He Qianlin felt that her eardrums couldn't stand it.
As a result, the curator didn't wait until the end of the movie to throw himself into his arms, and he ate a lot of popcorn, which was enough for watching movies and eating tofu.
Looking back at Wang Chunhua, he saw that the other party was staring at the screen without blinking his eyes wide open. There were still some popcorn in his hand placed in the round grid in front of the armrest, and he looked at the rest They are all white and not sweet particles. He Qianlin reached out and grabbed a handful and stuffed it into her mouth. In addition to the milky fragrance of the popcorn itself, there is also a kind of floral fragrance that seems to be absent. He Qianlin has smelled that fragrance on Wang Chunhua before. It is the fragrance of hundreds of flowers blooming, all the fragrances of flowers are lingering in the air, rich and mellow, like a century-old wine buried underground, just smelling the fragrance makes people feel a little drunk.
Do you want to open a room? You really need to open a room. Otherwise, how can you relieve the heat all over your body?
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