even if you are a man
Chapter 48 Two Idiots
In the blink of an eye, the two made 360 moves with their eyes, and finally Xu Yanting let go, while Song Xiang rushed to the phone with flying speed and picked it up. It was Nanshan.
"Hey, you're here. I haven't responded to you these two days. I thought you regretted running away." Nanshan's tone was obviously a joke after he was relieved.
"...I have encountered something in the past two days." Song Qu glanced at Xu Yanting from the corner of his eye, and this guy was also looking at him. Song Xiang looked at him and smiled, and said happily, "But everything has been resolved today. gone."
"Oh, I'm just here to remind you, I'm coming to City B tomorrow, don't leave anything behind, and your hundred sets of books, haven't you forgotten?"
"I didn't forget, I bought it online and set it to be delivered to the hotel tomorrow."
"Well, there is one more thing, the meeting the day after tomorrow." Nanshan hesitated, "A new link has been added, called exposing the other side of the life of the great god author, you have to go. Simply put, it is to show off your own skills. Singing, dancing, writing brush flower arrangement and so on will do.”
Song Xiangmo said silently: "...you still want to perform? My participation is actually the [-]th anniversary of junior high school, right?"
"Who told you not to go to QQ these two days? Originally, you had the right to refuse, but there are too many authors who have refused today, and do you know how many fans on Weibo are looking forward to you? If you don't go on, you can go on " Nanshan paused and added, "Oh, by the way, God Lianye also took special care that he needs you as a prop for his performance."
"..." Song Xiang suddenly had a bad feeling, "Can you refuse?"
"Let me tell you the truth, he is performing magic tricks, and he asked you to be his assistant, or maybe a babysitter. If you don't do such a small favor, it's a bit unreasonable, right?"
"..." Song Xiang was silent again, "I see."
After hanging up the phone, Song Xiang said to Xu Yanting, "I'm leaving tomorrow, have you taken care of everything?"
"Afternoon." Xu Yanting reminded by the way, "You should update the settings."
"..." The little bitch knew that you just liked the things written by brother, Song Xiang gave him a glare, and said angrily, "You are cheating to grab the sofa, you know?"
"No cheating and the couch has always been mine."
Song Xiang squinted his eyes and thought about it. The sofa has indeed been occupied by the same person recently, "So you are also the scabbard?"
"Ah."
"So you are my biggest benefactor?" There was a bit of disbelief and panic in his tone.
"Ah."
"..." Damn it!He was actually taken care of by his wife... Song Xiang felt that his delicate heart had been hit hard, "You...then you heard me say that...I'm such a jerk...how did you feel?"
Xu Yanting thought for a while, and said in a serious tone: "I thought it was funny at first, but then I was a little proud? It seems that I am the one who supports you the most after all these years."
"..." After listening to such a messy answer, Song Qu actually had the feeling that "it's okay to be taken care of by his wife"... This problem is a bit big.
Then he quickly thought of something else, and his eyebrows trembled, "Wait, you're not going to tell me next time, in fact, all my fan clubs were created by you, right? You found them all Toddler?"
"I am indeed the owner of your twenty fan groups, the general moderator of your official forum, and the one who called herself 'Scabbard' at the beginning, but everyone came by themselves, I just provided them with communication platform and a unified code name. All scabbards really like you.” Xu Yanting had already finished speaking, but he glanced at Song Xiang and said seriously, “I found that as long as readers like you, you will be very happy, And blush."
"...Shut up, shut up." Song Xiang covered his face, stepped back hurriedly, then turned around and ran back to the room, and met the housekeeping robot 5.0 who was cleaning the room. Under its pure and concerned eyes, Song Xiang worked hard Maintaining the majesty of a parent, pointed to the door, "Your mother called you."
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 blinked, shook his head, and gestured with his short hands.
"..." Having been together for many years, Song Xiang could understand its meaning, but—"You mean he is your father?"
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 nodded happily.
"What about me!?" Although Xu Yanting is indeed the well-known father of domestic robots, Song Xiang still felt betrayed, and he asked heartbrokenly, "Isn't it that our father and daughter have depended on each other for so many years?"
The housekeeping robot 5.0 pointed to the door, then to Song Xiang, and continued to gesture.
Song Xiang twitched the corners of his mouth, "I'm your mother?"
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 nodded happily again innocently.
"Go, go, heartless dead child, I have loved you for so many years." So in the end, of course, he was pushed out of the room by Song Xiang in grievance, and went to live with his father.
Song Xiang, who was exhausted physically and mentally, stayed where he was and thought deeply for a while, then climbed onto the computer, the first thing he did was to open QQ to find Comrade Shen Luo.
Daxia Longque: Feeling my conscience, is brother suffering?
Shen Luo: Touch my acup that is loyal to the Rotten God, you are the one!
Great Summer Sparrow: ...
Shen Luo: Wait, I will ask this question... Could it be that you were greatly pushed down by the gang leader! ?Are you doubting your personality afterwards?
Great Xia Sparrow: No! ! ! ! ! !
Shen Luo: No, there is no, why are you so excited#打鼻听Have you ever heard of trying to cover up, the more you describe, the darker it is!
Daxia Longque: But we are together.
Shen Luo:! ! !
Daxia Longque: No blessings, why are you so excited#打鼻
Shen Luo: Oh, don't talk like me!How did that happen?It's too smooth and it's a matter of course, right?bless all of you! ! !Oh shit, my little aunt and I made a bet that you will definitely not fall in love before the age of 30...
Daxia Longque: ...Is there any brother and sister love?
Shen Luo: How can we have such taboo feelings? #wink
Daxia Longque: Seriously, remember to disclose this news to Lianye, but to put it mildly, it won't be too sad.Anyway, you persuade him well, let him get out as soon as possible, and don't wait for me anymore.
Shen Luo: ... Well, to put it simply.I get it, I'll do my best.
Daxia Longque: Believe in you for the last time, don't let me down, Team Pig.
Shen Luo: #Goodbye#Goodbye
After chatting for a while, after bidding farewell to Shen Luo, Song Xiang crawled online to set up the latest chapter. After thinking about it, he posted a long paragraph in the author's words of the last chapter——
Today is March 2113, 3, a very special day for me.Hope to celebrate today 30 years before I die, so 70 times 330 is the number of words updated today.Don't ask me why, self-willed, just bless me, okay.
After refreshing, the sofa is indeed the one still in the living room, this speed!The precipice is to grab the sofa without even reading the content!But looking at his content, there is nothing like that at all——
Scabbard: Hmm, okay.
Song Xiang couldn't help laughing at the screen, imagined Xu Yanting's expressionless expression, and he was shamefully cute.
Song Xiang opened the door to find him, but found that Xu Yanting was leaning against the wall, standing at the door with a mobile phone, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he suddenly raised his head.
The moment their eyes met, they stuck together.
Song Xiang looked at Xu Yanting expectantly, and said meanly, with malicious intentions: "What~what~da~"
So Xu Yanting responded to Song Xiang with practical actions in a silent and expressionless manner.
"Hey, you're here. I haven't responded to you these two days. I thought you regretted running away." Nanshan's tone was obviously a joke after he was relieved.
"...I have encountered something in the past two days." Song Qu glanced at Xu Yanting from the corner of his eye, and this guy was also looking at him. Song Xiang looked at him and smiled, and said happily, "But everything has been resolved today. gone."
"Oh, I'm just here to remind you, I'm coming to City B tomorrow, don't leave anything behind, and your hundred sets of books, haven't you forgotten?"
"I didn't forget, I bought it online and set it to be delivered to the hotel tomorrow."
"Well, there is one more thing, the meeting the day after tomorrow." Nanshan hesitated, "A new link has been added, called exposing the other side of the life of the great god author, you have to go. Simply put, it is to show off your own skills. Singing, dancing, writing brush flower arrangement and so on will do.”
Song Xiangmo said silently: "...you still want to perform? My participation is actually the [-]th anniversary of junior high school, right?"
"Who told you not to go to QQ these two days? Originally, you had the right to refuse, but there are too many authors who have refused today, and do you know how many fans on Weibo are looking forward to you? If you don't go on, you can go on " Nanshan paused and added, "Oh, by the way, God Lianye also took special care that he needs you as a prop for his performance."
"..." Song Xiang suddenly had a bad feeling, "Can you refuse?"
"Let me tell you the truth, he is performing magic tricks, and he asked you to be his assistant, or maybe a babysitter. If you don't do such a small favor, it's a bit unreasonable, right?"
"..." Song Xiang was silent again, "I see."
After hanging up the phone, Song Xiang said to Xu Yanting, "I'm leaving tomorrow, have you taken care of everything?"
"Afternoon." Xu Yanting reminded by the way, "You should update the settings."
"..." The little bitch knew that you just liked the things written by brother, Song Xiang gave him a glare, and said angrily, "You are cheating to grab the sofa, you know?"
"No cheating and the couch has always been mine."
Song Xiang squinted his eyes and thought about it. The sofa has indeed been occupied by the same person recently, "So you are also the scabbard?"
"Ah."
"So you are my biggest benefactor?" There was a bit of disbelief and panic in his tone.
"Ah."
"..." Damn it!He was actually taken care of by his wife... Song Xiang felt that his delicate heart had been hit hard, "You...then you heard me say that...I'm such a jerk...how did you feel?"
Xu Yanting thought for a while, and said in a serious tone: "I thought it was funny at first, but then I was a little proud? It seems that I am the one who supports you the most after all these years."
"..." After listening to such a messy answer, Song Qu actually had the feeling that "it's okay to be taken care of by his wife"... This problem is a bit big.
Then he quickly thought of something else, and his eyebrows trembled, "Wait, you're not going to tell me next time, in fact, all my fan clubs were created by you, right? You found them all Toddler?"
"I am indeed the owner of your twenty fan groups, the general moderator of your official forum, and the one who called herself 'Scabbard' at the beginning, but everyone came by themselves, I just provided them with communication platform and a unified code name. All scabbards really like you.” Xu Yanting had already finished speaking, but he glanced at Song Xiang and said seriously, “I found that as long as readers like you, you will be very happy, And blush."
"...Shut up, shut up." Song Xiang covered his face, stepped back hurriedly, then turned around and ran back to the room, and met the housekeeping robot 5.0 who was cleaning the room. Under its pure and concerned eyes, Song Xiang worked hard Maintaining the majesty of a parent, pointed to the door, "Your mother called you."
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 blinked, shook his head, and gestured with his short hands.
"..." Having been together for many years, Song Xiang could understand its meaning, but—"You mean he is your father?"
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 nodded happily.
"What about me!?" Although Xu Yanting is indeed the well-known father of domestic robots, Song Xiang still felt betrayed, and he asked heartbrokenly, "Isn't it that our father and daughter have depended on each other for so many years?"
The housekeeping robot 5.0 pointed to the door, then to Song Xiang, and continued to gesture.
Song Xiang twitched the corners of his mouth, "I'm your mother?"
Housekeeping Robot 5.0 nodded happily again innocently.
"Go, go, heartless dead child, I have loved you for so many years." So in the end, of course, he was pushed out of the room by Song Xiang in grievance, and went to live with his father.
Song Xiang, who was exhausted physically and mentally, stayed where he was and thought deeply for a while, then climbed onto the computer, the first thing he did was to open QQ to find Comrade Shen Luo.
Daxia Longque: Feeling my conscience, is brother suffering?
Shen Luo: Touch my acup that is loyal to the Rotten God, you are the one!
Great Summer Sparrow: ...
Shen Luo: Wait, I will ask this question... Could it be that you were greatly pushed down by the gang leader! ?Are you doubting your personality afterwards?
Great Xia Sparrow: No! ! ! ! ! !
Shen Luo: No, there is no, why are you so excited#打鼻听Have you ever heard of trying to cover up, the more you describe, the darker it is!
Daxia Longque: But we are together.
Shen Luo:! ! !
Daxia Longque: No blessings, why are you so excited#打鼻
Shen Luo: Oh, don't talk like me!How did that happen?It's too smooth and it's a matter of course, right?bless all of you! ! !Oh shit, my little aunt and I made a bet that you will definitely not fall in love before the age of 30...
Daxia Longque: ...Is there any brother and sister love?
Shen Luo: How can we have such taboo feelings? #wink
Daxia Longque: Seriously, remember to disclose this news to Lianye, but to put it mildly, it won't be too sad.Anyway, you persuade him well, let him get out as soon as possible, and don't wait for me anymore.
Shen Luo: ... Well, to put it simply.I get it, I'll do my best.
Daxia Longque: Believe in you for the last time, don't let me down, Team Pig.
Shen Luo: #Goodbye#Goodbye
After chatting for a while, after bidding farewell to Shen Luo, Song Xiang crawled online to set up the latest chapter. After thinking about it, he posted a long paragraph in the author's words of the last chapter——
Today is March 2113, 3, a very special day for me.Hope to celebrate today 30 years before I die, so 70 times 330 is the number of words updated today.Don't ask me why, self-willed, just bless me, okay.
After refreshing, the sofa is indeed the one still in the living room, this speed!The precipice is to grab the sofa without even reading the content!But looking at his content, there is nothing like that at all——
Scabbard: Hmm, okay.
Song Xiang couldn't help laughing at the screen, imagined Xu Yanting's expressionless expression, and he was shamefully cute.
Song Xiang opened the door to find him, but found that Xu Yanting was leaning against the wall, standing at the door with a mobile phone, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he suddenly raised his head.
The moment their eyes met, they stuck together.
Song Xiang looked at Xu Yanting expectantly, and said meanly, with malicious intentions: "What~what~da~"
So Xu Yanting responded to Song Xiang with practical actions in a silent and expressionless manner.
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