even if you are a man

Song Xiang stretched out his hand and rubbed Lian Ye's hair into a bird's nest, then patted him on the back vigorously with satisfaction, "Oh, happy new year, silly hat."

"Senior, why did you come back so late?" Lian Ye backed away, with his hands still around Song Xiang's waist. He was a little shorter than Song Xiang, so he raised his eyes to look at him.

Lian Ye is very good-looking, but in the game, his appearance is actually toned down. In reality, he has the temperament and appearance of a little boy, especially his eyes, which look like a girl.Song Xiang was getting goosebumps all over his body because of his "gentleness that is the most eye-catching".

Song Xiang left his embrace without a trace, walked towards the door, scanned his fingerprints, and the door opened. Song Xiang said while taking off his shoes, "The housekeeping robot is broken, I'll send it to be repaired."

Followed him into the house overnight, "Isn't it enough to call the hotline?"

"The hotline is useless." Song Xiang said, "I sent it to a friend."

Lianye blinked, a little confused, but didn't speak.

"have you eaten?"

Shaking his head overnight: "No."

Song Xiang paused, "How long have you been waiting?"

"Soon, I'll be here at five o'clock." Hearing this, Song Xiang turned his head quickly, so he said weakly all night, "I wanted to have dinner with you."

This sad... Song Xiang sighed: "Shall I cook you a bowl of instant noodles?"

Lian Ye was stunned for a moment, and then suggested tactfully: "F-I should do it myself?"

Although my brother's cooking skills are very poor, it is still no problem to cook instant noodles, okay?It's a big deal to wash it with hot water!Song Xiang felt a little traumatized, thought for a while and walked back, "Forget it, what kind of instant noodles are you eating on the first day of the new year? Let's go out and eat. What do you want to eat? I'll treat you."

Lian Ye's eyes lit up, and he hesitated again: "Senior, have you eaten?"

Speaking of this, Song Xiang's abdominal distension came back again. He rubbed his stomach, shook his head without any flaws and said, "No."

After a while, he added without changing his expression: "But I'm losing weight recently, so I will eat less."

Eventually the two went to a nearby restaurant.

Song Xiang really couldn't eat, and it was difficult to drink water, so he had to talk more: "What? Why do you want to come to me on the first day of the new year this year?"

Lian Ye was eating, when he heard this sentence, he instantly raised his head with tears in his eyes, "Senior..."

Song Xiang suggested coldly: "You can omit your sissy particle."

So Lian Ye suppressed the "嘿嘤嘤" that was about to blurt out: "I was arranged to meet four girls today."

"Isn't that good?" Song Xiang teased him, "Have you found a woman who suits you?"

"...Senior." Lian Ye looked aggrieved.

"Actually, I remember that your university seems to be quite messy. Don't like you too much, seniors. You have dated a lot. Why is it so miserable now that you don't even have a girlfriend?"

"I'm not very... muddy." Lian Ye said weakly.

Song Xiang raised his eyebrows, "Really? I remember that when you entered school, the girls seemed to be discussing you. I forgot what they said. Anyway, it was completely different from the impression I had of you after I met you later. "

"...Everyone is subject to change. Senior, you have also changed a lot."

"It makes sense." Song Xiang was sure when he thought about it. When he was a student, he shouldn't be too radiant to illuminate all sentient beings. How could he know that now... Tsk.So he nodded with deep sorrow, and inadvertently glanced at his watch, "Eat quickly, you have to catch the plane back."

"Uh..." Lian Ye suddenly hesitated, "That...senior..."

Song Xiang inexplicably had a bad feeling, "What?"

"Tomorrow I have three blind dates..." Lian Ye said pitifully, "The day after tomorrow there will be three more, and the day after tomorrow there will be three more... Maybe there will be more in the future... So I... escaped..."

Song Xiang: "..."

"Isn't the housekeeping robot just broken now... I can do laundry, cook and clean the room!" Lian Ye's eyes flickered, "So senior, can you take me in?"

"..." Song Xiang was silent for a while thoughtfully, "I can only take you in for two days, Miss Shen will probably be back after a while."

Lianye nodded immediately, "Okay."

Song Xiang stared at Lian Ye quietly, and suddenly said, "Actually, what's wrong with a blind date? What if you find the right person? You don't like girls, right Lian Ye? What's wrong with girls, I just like girls .It's a pity that no one introduced it to me."

"Of course I like girls." Lian Ye sighed, "It's just that I already have someone I like, but he doesn't like me."

This is actually very clever.

So Song Xiang felt oolong when he heard it at first. He seems to be thinking too much recently, and it seems that it is easier to be sentimental?I was a little embarrassed at the moment, but my heart was also relaxed because of this, and I immediately started the mode of "a close friend of friends and seniors" to comfort him: "Young man, where is there no grass in the end of the world, where can you not find better ones with your conditions?"

"Senior, I know what you said, but I only like him. I have liked him for a long time."

Song Xiangda, who had read many romance novels in order to write a love story, and even pornographic novels, nodded his head to express his understanding, and said, "Then how did you go? Did she make it clear that she didn't like you?"

"I haven't made it clear," Lianye said frustratedly, "but I just know he doesn't like me."

"If you're a man, you have to go after him if you like, silly hat." Song Xiang hated iron but steel.

"He said he liked girls."

"..." It turned out to be the same.Song Xiang nodded deeply, "Sexual orientation is hard to change."

"But even though he said that, he has never really dated girls." Lian Ye said, "He is surrounded by men."

"It's complicated." Song Xiang said, "Then I probably don't like you. How long have you known each other?"

"It's as long as I've known you, senior."

Song Xiang was surprised: "I didn't even know that you still have someone you like. You haven't been together for so long, why don't you just give up?"

"I originally wanted to wait for him to find someone he likes before leaving, but he has been alone for so many years." Lian Ye said, "So I can't leave forever."

"Fuck, I've hung you up for so many years," Song Xiang became a little curious, "What kind of person is he?"

"It's the kind of upright, kind, gentle and dazzling person, with a clear and gentle appearance, bright and energetic eyes, and full of strength."

This girl sounds like a really girly girl, Lian Ye's kind of sissy really likes this type.On the one hand, Song Xiang felt relieved, on the other hand, he felt that the goosebumps all over his body were about to rise, "...it's a bit abstract, can you be more specific?"

Lian Ye's tone was very gentle, his eyes looked beyond the light and he didn't know what he was looking at, or he might not be looking at anything, "Before I saw him, I had heard all kinds of rumors about him, and I still felt disdainful, but when I saw him for the first time, I I can’t take my eyes off of it.”

Song Xiang felt that he couldn't continue chatting with a person who fell in love. First of all, he couldn't understand it, and not only couldn't he understand it, he also felt that these words were really sour.

But he couldn't hurt his poor little brother, so he could only nod his head and say sincerely: "Sounds like a nice person, you have to work hard. In fact, since she hasn't found a girl she likes for so long, maybe she still likes a man."

Lianye grinned, with a certain stubbornness in his eyes, "I think so too."

Shocked by this look, Song Xiang subconsciously mourned for the girl for a while.

After eating, the two went back.

The little housekeeping angel was not around, so Song Xiang could only make a crooked, wrinkled bed for Lianye by himself. After the bed was finished, his old face was a little uneasy, and he coughed dryly, "Brother tried my best."

The night came to help thoughtfully, and finally the two stood at each end holding the sheets, and finally flattened the bed.

Looking at this perfect labor result, the two were touched by their own ingenuity for a moment, so they both fell silent for a while.

"I remember someone saying that the invention of robots limits the ability of human beings, just like someone said a hundred years ago that computer typing made people make mistakes when writing by hand," Song Xiang said after a pause, "but I still miss it very much."

"When will it be fixed?"

"One month." Song Xiang thought for a while and said, "I'll make a phone call."

Lianye quietly followed behind him, passing by once or twice as if casually.

He thinks that there is a 90.00% chance that Song Chang is going to call the new friend who repairs the housekeeping robot.

To put it bluntly, Song Xiang is actually relatively indifferent to himself inside, and the word comparison cannot be used, it should be quite indifferent to himself.He is a person who enjoys being alone most of the time, and only in rare cases will he show a little vulnerability, but he will not choose to let others know because he wants to save face.

Therefore, there are many people who get along with him happily, but there are not many close and close friends, and there are not many who can't be used. It should be said that before today, Lian Ye even had great confidence and reason to think that he was his friend. only friend.

So when and under what circumstances did this "friend" who allowed Song Xiang to entrust the things that Housekeeping Robot 5.0 values ​​so much to him?

With unspeakable complex emotions, he glanced at the display area, and then vaguely saw in the 3D projection...

scabbard?

Lianye took a closer look in disbelief before confirming that it was indeed him. After all, where in this world are there so many people with the same outstanding appearance and aura as the scabbard?

But why is it a scabbard?Song Qu had known him for less than two months, and with his distrustful personality, not only did he meet the scabbard in real life, but he even entrusted the housekeeping robot to him?

Suddenly felt an unprecedented crisis and panic overnight.

Then he heard Song Xiang say brilliantly to Dao Shea Chunhua: "Can we add feeding service, massage service and love encouragement?"

……

Thinking hot all night, he walked up.

So on the other side of the scabbard, I saw the little white-faced version of the painting in the world walking up to Song Xiang, blinking his eyes and saying, "Where is the bath towel?" I glanced at myself.

scabbard:"……"

Song Xiang quickly slapped Lian Ye aside, and said to the scabbard, "You didn't see anything just now, did you?"

The scabbard said honestly: "I see the painting in the world."

"..." Lian Ye, a dead boy!Have you forgotten who you are?Song Chang also tried to cover up for him, and said righteously: "You are wrong."

The scabbard remained unmoved, and continued, "So you are a couple in reality."

Faced with this kind of grievance that only Dou E can empathize with, Song Xiang couldn't bear it anymore, "Fart! Didn't I tell you that my brother is straight?"

"Before, I didn't understand why you concealed it for Ren Jianhua, and even covered him as an undercover agent." Dao Xie still had no expression on his face, but said in a dazed tone, "It turns out that you have a very close relationship."

Song Xiang said violently: "...It's buddies, don't use the word "relationship", I'm afraid when I hear it. And people have girls they like, so don't talk nonsense."

"Then you admit that he is an undercover agent?"

Song Xiang gave up on himself and said, "Recognize it!"

The scabbard nodded in satisfaction, and said, "What is the encouragement of love?"

Speaking of this topic, Song Xiang immediately forgot what happened just now, and immediately revived with full blood, regaining the excitement before: "Just when I'm done with work, give me a dance and a song... Oh, I forgot that it doesn’t have a voice system, so how cute can you give me a hug?”

The scabbard was silent for a while, and asked: "...do you take it as your wife?"

"Take it as a daughter." Song Xiang corrected solemnly, and then sneered, "Besides, I love it and it loves me, so you care about us?"

"I just want to say that the three functions you mentioned are very difficult." Sheath suggested, "Maybe you can give me another year."

"...You are so useless." Song Qu imitated Mickey's noble and glamorous tone and said, "Tingting."

"Don't make trouble for no reason," scabbard replied without changing his expression, "woof woof."

Song Xiang finally succeeded, and said with a smirk, "Yo, why does the boss want to bark like a dog?"

The scabbard was not even embarrassed at all, and said frankly: "Your name is dog barking, shouldn't you feel ashamed?"

Song Xiangda, who used to be as eloquent as a tongue and had a record of "one person fighting against everyone in the school debate club without losing", lost.

Lianye, who had been neglected from just now, suffered a disastrous defeat.