mom!I don't want a blind date! ! !

"Qingyu, let this girl stay with you first, I'll ask your mother to come over for dinner, soon." Cheng's mother untied her apron and said to Zhang Qingyu with a smile on her face.

"Good auntie." Zhang Qingyu took a small bite of the apple and nodded, looking really cute.

"..." Cheng Yixin sullenly dared not speak.

Cheng's mother turned to look at Cheng Yixin, who was pretending to be dead, with an inexplicable look, and smiled on the surface:

"Accompany people well."

Cheng Yixin: "..."

Is it her illusion or something, why does it feel like her mother is pimping her to pick up the guests?

Moreover, now that mobile phones are so popular, why do you have to go and ask others to eat by yourself? !

No matter how ruthlessly Cheng Yixin was complaining in her heart, Cheng's mother left the house with a happy face, as if she had imagined in her mind the scene when the beautiful daughter-in-law entered her house and called her "Mom".

Cheng's mother is an open-minded person, and she also understands that children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Although their own daughters are not good, but fortunately, other people's daughters are good enough. Anyway, they are all upstairs and downstairs, and they are revolutionary friends. As the saying goes, no outsiders are left behind Tian, ​​it's a good shit not to pull other people's land, since the matter of sexual orientation can't be changed, it's better to accept it calmly!

With the sound of Cheng's mother closing the door, Cheng Yixin's hypocritical face also revealed its true colors.She squinted at the pretty girl who was sitting beside her with a dignified and ladylike face, and the resentment in her heart soared all the way to the top.Yes, it's this woman. For this woman, her mother tricked her back without sacrificing thousands of miles. She was tortured as soon as she ran away, and she was expected to have a good face when it came to an end?blind date?Ha ha ha ha, just like this situation - a kiss!

So after thinking for three seconds, Cheng Yixin raised his left foot decisively, then stepped on the coffee table majesticly, and put the other foot on the coffee table, and there were two "pops", and the fruit plate on the table was round and round. The ground trembled three times.With an evil smile on his face, he unbuttoned his sleeves, rolled them up vulgarly, exposing his lean arms, shook his head, messed up his hairstyle, coughed twice, and said loudly :

"Oh shit! Isn't this apple very sweet? Damn last time I tasted a sweet one, I had a toothache! Don't you think so, Qingyu?"

"Crack..." Zhang Qingyu looked at Cheng Yixin with a smile on his face, and lightly took a bite of the apple. The crisp sound lingered in the living room full of confusion and embarrassment for a long time...

"Watch the BBC?"

"What?" Cheng Yixin froze for a moment.

After Zhang Qingyu gnawed the last bite of the apple, he threw the core into the trash can, took out a piece of paper, wiped his mouth, and then his hands.

Hand... Cheng Yixin's ears turned red for no reason.

"Do you like watching BBC dramas?"

Cheng Yixin nodded honestly.

After taking the bag with him, Zhang Qingyu handed Cheng Yixin a movie ticket:

"It's past ten o'clock in the evening. Shall we go together?"

"..." Cheng Yixin resentfully took back the foot that was on the coffee table, paused for a long time, and still reached out to take the movie ticket handed over by the other party.

WOC... Why doesn't this woman play cards according to common sense?Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you turn your face and leave?Or is it that people who come back from abroad have such a heavy taste? !Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah bahJust watch!Anyway, my wife is the worst!

"Thank you." Cheng Yixin frowned, and finally thanked him sincerely.

"You're welcome." Zhang Qingyu smiled and frowned, the corners of his eyes were shining brightly, Cheng Yixin's ears turned red once again with his gentle and courteous appearance.

sky?Why does this woman smile so softly and beautifully?It feels like a big sister, like kissing her... Wait!Am I too horny?But... her hands are also beautiful, thin, long and white, if hey hey with her... bah bah bah bah... Cheng Yixin!what's on your mind!You have to be determined!You are 30 years old!Hold on!do not do that!Do you want to lose your face at the end of the festival and throw your face into the Pacific Ocean?

"Where do you work?" Zhang Qingyu looked at Cheng Yixin's more and more troubled face, a flash of joy flashed in his eyes, but there was still a polite smile on his face, which was really good at pretending.

"City." Cheng Yixin didn't feel better after receiving the movie tickets, so he naturally asked questions and answered them.

"Oh...it's pretty good there." Zhang Qingyu said meaningfully.

Of course Cheng Yixin didn't understand, so he could only laugh dryly.

So the atmosphere fell into a puzzle-like embarrassment again.

The two stared at each other in silence, and it was not until Cheng's mother and Aunt Qing upstairs came back that the silence was broken.

Cheng Yixin swore that that dinner was the most awkward meal she had ever eaten. The ambiguous eyes of Aunt Qing and her mother made her feel uncomfortable. She wanted to say that she would go to bed after eating, but it was a coincidence that Zhang Qingyu Coincidentally said, "I'll go back and change my clothes first, see you later."

"...See you later." Before she finished speaking, Cheng Yixin suddenly felt a chill on her back, her tiger's den trembled twice, she squinted her eyes slightly, and as expected, she saw her mother's approving gaze.

Cheng Yixin: "..."

Mom, listen to my explanation, we really have nothing...

Seeing this, Aunt Qing got up very cooperatively, and after saying some polite words to Cheng's mother, she smiled and went upstairs with Duo Huaxiang and Zhang Qingyu.As soon as the others left, Cheng's mother gave Cheng Yixin a gossipy look.

Cheng Yixin: "..."

That look was clearly filled with the desire to know the adultery.

Cheng Yixin couldn't stand her mother's eyes, so she stopped eating and got up to clear the table, but Cheng's mother kicked her, "You child! Go! Take a shower and change clothes, dressed like this What words!"

Cheng Yixin: "..."

After all, which of us is more outrageous!

Seeing that Cheng Yixin still didn't move, Cheng's mother hated the iron for not being able to make a steel road, "You are an unfilial girl! Let me tell you, if you abduct Qingyu to me, I will definitely sever ties with you! Qingyu has said everything We've met, what are you still doing? Pretending to be pure? Why don't you take a shower quickly, change into better clothes, and show off as much as you can, since you're a woman anyway..."

Cheng Yixin saw that her mother was getting more and more outrageous, and said loudly:

"Mom! Where did you go?! Someone asked me to watch a movie!"

"Oh—watch a movie!" Mother Cheng repeated, and murmured, "Watching a movie is a good movie..."

Cheng Yixin: "..."

"Then you should take a shower and change your clothes too! First date! Don't lose face to my old lady."

Cheng Yixin was about to cry, Mom, how afraid are you that I won't be able to get married...

The author has something to say: Herniated lumbar intervertebral disc, rested for a month...recovering slowly, can't write many words, can only write some short articles.

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