The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

As soon as the old monk Shangshan finished speaking, Fatty Sun quickly pulled me over from the ground and stuffed him behind the old monk Shangshan.But no matter how he hides his fat body, he can only hide a small half.

At this time, the investigators of the polling bureau also understood that something had happened, and retreated to the sides one after another, not daring to vent their anger.Fatty Sun and I also held our breath and focused on the direction of the sixth room.

It was so quiet that you could hear your own heartbeat, but there was no sound of footsteps.I was about to ask the old monk Shangshan again, but I saw a white figure walking slowly at the end of the corridor. It was the young man in white. The old monk Shangshan laughed, rolled up his sleeves and rushed over.

"Look at Lafayette, I slap..." The old monk Shangshan came to the white-clothed boy in a blink of an eye, rounded his arms and slapped him.Seeing that the boy in white was about to be blown away by the old monk Shangshan, Fatty Sun and I couldn't help touching our faces at the same time...

Suddenly, things took a 180-degree turn.Seeing that the old monk Shangshan's slap was about to touch the face of the young man in white, the old monk suddenly stopped his figure, bent his elbow deliberately, and forcibly retracted the big slap that had been stretched out.Reluctantly, the old monk Shangshan used too much strength, although he stopped the slap, he took the old monk Shangshan around in a circle before he stopped his figure, the curved slap could only stick to his bald head, It looks a little funny.

The young man in white stopped moving forward at this time, and stood quietly on the ground, looking at the old monk Shangshan coldly.The old monk Shangshan seemed absent-minded, pretending to dig his ears, and then scratched his bald head, before turning around and leaving the polling station as if nothing had happened.

Fatty Sun and I were confused at the time, what's going on?Lafayette Shangshan changed his gender?Instead of slapping people and scratching the back of your head?

"I said Lafayette! Where are you singing?" Fatty Sun immediately became anxious, and stepped forward to grab Lafayette Shangshan to ask what happened.

"Wu Baimao's big rascal is not here, Lafayette has no time to spend time in your poor place. So what, you keep busy, Lafayette is gone." The old monk Shangshan said that he was going to run away, but Fatty Sun would not do it. He grabbed the old monk Shangshan and said, "I didn't say, Lafayette, it's fine if you don't slap people? Don't you still eat with me?" The old monk Shangshan changed hands and called Fatty Sun a big With a slap, Fatty Sun turned around on the spot.

"Lafayette rewarded you with a big slap and asked you to frame Lafayette. You owe me the food first. Today Lafayette wants Huang Ran to be filial. When Wu Baimao comes back, tell Lafayette that Lafayette has a big That slap is specially reserved for him!"

Fatty Sun was fooled by the old monk Shangshan. When he was stupefied, the old monk Shangshan had already slipped out of the gate of the polling bureau, and he was gone.

"Hey! I didn't say... Lafayette, what kind of wind are you doing? Who framed you? My slap is more wronged than Dou E!" The shadow of the old monk.After rubbing his sore face, Fatty Sun remembered that the boy in white was still at the polling bureau.

At this moment, the polling bureau was unusually quiet. When Fatty Sun turned around, he saw the boy in white looking at the gate expressionlessly. Fatty Sun shrank his neck and walked into the polling bureau.

"Hmph! Interesting! When did you change your practice? It's really difficult for him to cultivate two Dharma Bodies. Since the practice has changed, today's matter can be ignored, but Renjun's matter needs to be discussed in the future. "The young man in white looked at the gate where Guangshan was going away and muttered to himself, but he glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally, with contempt in his eyes.

"You can practice a good fairy flower into a wonderful flower. Is it Wu Mian or Guangren who taught you? Are all alchemists like this?" Yes, but think about it.This boy's tone of voice is not much better than Wu Rendi's, and it is estimated that his ability is not much worse than Wu Rendi's.Guangren only regards Huoshan as his apprentice in his heart, and he doesn't care about my named apprentice at all. Let alone the fairy flower grows into a strange flower, it is already good.If you used to be leeks and eggplants, you wouldn't be disgusted to death.I just thought to myself, but didn't talk back.

The boy in white frowned, as if he heard my heartfelt voice, and his disdain became even more intense.

"If Wu Mian doesn't show up within three days, I'll take your white-haired longevity physique."

The boy in white turned around and left the polling station. Fatty Sun quickly helped me up and stuck out his tongue. "Spicy! I didn't say, where are we going to find Wu Rendi! Don't talk about three days, even thirty days and three hundred days, or we should hide quickly. I think we'll go to Huang Ran's house, and we'll get a condom by the way." Old monk Shangshan, inquire about what it is all about!"

"Come on... Great Sage, the two of us have to be... slapped..." I was still powerless, Fatty Sun supported me, and couldn't help shouting, "What are you looking at! Why don't you hurry up?" Hands, send Deputy Director Shen back to Room [-] to rest! You guys quickly lift him up, be careful not to sneeze!"

Fatty Sun directed the investigators to carry me to the sixth room, and he followed behind.I felt bitter for a while. Anyway, I also have white hair. It was really embarrassing to be carried away by a group of investigators.

At the door of Room [-], the investigators let me down, but no one dared to open the door and go in.Fatty Sun waved away the investigator impatiently, supported me with one hand, and pushed open the door of Room [-] with the other.

As soon as the door of the sixth room was opened, Fatty Sun and I were so shocked that our jaws dropped to the ground.I saw a person in the office, with white clothes and white hair, sitting leaning on a chair, with his feet on the desk, holding a book in one hand, and flipping through it...

"Director Wu..." Fatty Sun and I yelled in unison.It was more surprising than seeing a ghost.

"Why are you yelling so early in the morning? How can you make people read when it's so noisy? You two, a bureau chief and a deputy director, are you yelling? Also! What are the piles of things on my desk? Huh? If you don’t want this pair of broken swords, return them to Guangren as soon as possible. He is so pitiful that he doesn’t even have a fire stick. And these two things, why are all the rotten ropes and broken knives piled up on my table? Throw it in the trash can! Stop being an eyesore in front of me!"

Fatty Sun and I looked at each other, and when we heard these extremely harsh words and unique tone, who else could it be if it wasn't our beloved Director Wu.At this time, we suddenly felt that the harsh tone was very kind, and we wanted to rush to hug Director Wu.But reason tells us that it is no different from sending death...

"Director Wu! You are always here! We are looking forward to you as we look forward to the stars and the moon!" Fatty Sun burst into tears.He almost hugged Wu Rendi's thigh.

"I'm startled, looking at you makes me upset. If you have nothing to do, hurry up and do your work, don't disturb my reading." Wu Rendi still looked at the "Ming Ren Zhi" in his hand, without even lifting his eyelids.Fatty Sun and I exchanged glances. Wu Rendi didn't hear the big news from the polling bureau just now, which is completely unscientific.

"Director Wu, the pepper seeds have been picked..." Fatty Sun had just spoken halfway, when Wu Rendi raised his head and looked at me with his head tilted.

"You said that you have grown a seed into a crooked melon and cracked dates. Why do you feel distressed when someone picks it? Come on, anyway, it's either a leek or an eggplant. It's hard to find a tree that looks like a crooked neck tree, so don't worry about it. "

"Director Wu, something happened to Lao Yang and Dayang..." Before Fatty Sun finished speaking, Wu Rendi waved his hand and said with a sneer, "with Emperor Xiao Zhu here, nothing will happen to Yang Jun, the worst thing is that he was sealed off." , Throwing it in a different space or something. Yang Wei was afraid that he would have no face to see me, so he hid by himself, and I didn't have time to play hide-and-seek with the two of them."

When Fatty Sun heard this, the wicked smile returned to his face. "I said that Director Wu would not ignore them. It seems that you have already checked the situation, so you and I can rest assured. Anyway, we all work together at the polling bureau, as long as they are fine. "

"Did I say they're all right? Like Shen La, they're half-dead, so you just say you can do something? It's a big deal, if some messy person comes, you will only be beaten." Wu Rendi raised his eyebrows , and closed the "Minren Zhi" in his hand, it seems that he has no desire to read the book.

"Director Wu, there has been a strange change in Tianshan recently... Is this..." I couldn't help but interjected, but Wu Rendi became even more angry, and stood up simply, wanting to leave.

"Changes? You, who can even plant crooked seeds for me, can you tell that it's a mutation? Tu An said it! You sent Tu An to investigate, but luckily you didn't meet the right owner, otherwise it would be Meat buns beat dogs! Come on! I don’t want to talk to you guys, I’ll find a quiet place to read!”

Seeing that Wu Rendi was about to leave, Fatty Sun was really anxious. So many things happened recently, he was really overwhelmed.The avalanche in the Tianshan Mountains, the so-called mutation, the disappearance of Eryang, and the sudden appearance of the mysterious boy in white, I lost my seeds again.These piles are not trivial.Wu Rendi's performance today is also very abnormal.Don't say that he didn't listen to the big commotion just now, even if the forbidden array he set up was broken, he wouldn't be ignorant.Thinking of this, Fatty Sun couldn't help but chuckle, and his tone became slower.

"I didn't say, Director Wu, you came here a long time ago! Just now the polling bureau was flying around, why didn't you go out to see the excitement?"

"Hmph! I didn't come too early! It's just that I heard someone say that I'm afraid of this and that. I dare not show anything. Anyway, I have been wiping your ass for so many years, and it is troublesome to think about it. This time, I will let you get dirty. ” Hearing this, I stuck out my tongue, thinking that Wu Rendi had already come, and Fatty Sun didn’t say anything, so it seemed that he was going to be unlucky.Fatty Sun also understood that Wu Rendi listened to what he said to fool the great monk Shangshan just now, and felt pain in his heart...

"Hmph... Since you've been here long ago, why did you hide from a messy person like me just now? I really didn't expect that your bad personality hasn't changed at all in 1000 years!

Hearing this voice, Fatty Sun and I seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar. At some point, the boy in white who had already left was standing at the door of the sixth room, looking at Wu Rendi coldly.

Wu Rendi didn't respond, but his facial muscles obviously twitched a few times.It seems that Wu Rendi was really angry. Fatty Sun and I looked at each other, and we couldn't help but retreated.

"Spicy! It's broken! Is this going to be a fight..."