The Extraordinary Story of the Polling Bureau's Anomaly

Fatty Sun suddenly grabbed me tightly and whispered, "Spicy! It's not because you purified too much that the horse was turned into a blood mist by you, right? This black light is blind, don't be shallow to me."

"Pull it down! Great Sage. Turning into a blood mist is Director Wu's style. I didn't use any force at all. This kid disappeared suddenly. There is something wrong with it. Anyway, as long as I follow you, I will always be tricked. I thought this time It's going well, and it's time to deal with it." Fatty Sun's expression couldn't be seen clearly in the dark, and he guessed that he must have a troubled face.I was careless when I said it, as long as I partnered with him, I never ran away, there must be something big, who knows what happened to this sudden blackout, maybe I won’t meet the BOSS.

I was thinking wildly, but I didn't dare to neglect my feet. There should be a door behind me. I thought about going back the same way, but when I turned around and touched it, I found that the door handle was long gone.

"Spicy, don't touch it. I've already looked for it. The door is gone. Now we're in a dark place. There's no light anywhere, and the ground is uneven. Let me use my mobile phone to illuminate it." Sun While the fat man was talking, he took out his cell phone and lit it up, only to find that there was only one point where the cell phone illuminated, and the rest of the place was still endlessly dark.The two of us couldn't see the end of the road, it was as if we were engulfed in darkness.

Now Fatty Sun and I are a little bit lost, the road under our feet has no end, and there is no limit around us.Without a fork in the road, Fatty Sun's ability to recognize the road would not be able to be fully utilized.We just walked slowly and endlessly for a long time, and there is still no end.

"Spicy! Don't go! I'm exhausted! I'm sweating. Rest your feet." Fatty Sun was so tired that he was panting, so I had to stop and let him rest.

"My lord, this road has no end at all, it's like going around in circles." As soon as I finished speaking, Fatty Sun slapped his forehead and said. "Spicy, you reminded me, maybe we are like ghosts hitting a wall, we have been circling in circles, not going away. You try to fly forward with the two swords of crime and punishment, and you can see how far they can fly." I think What Fatty Sun said was reasonable, so he threw the two swords of crime and punishment straight forward, and controlled them with his mind to let them fly forward as far as possible. The fat man flew over, and I quickly withdrew my sword twice, but I was also taken aback.

"Look, it's obviously a big circle. The sword also turned around and came back directly. Lazi, do you have the spell of the polling bureau? Let's see if you can break the wall." Hearing what Fatty Sun said, I can only smile wryly. Ever since I got the white-haired physique and got the two swords of seeds and crimes and punishments, I have not used the spell of the polling bureau for a long time. Now I think it would be good if Lao Yang was here. A handful of spells.

"Great Sage, only Lao Yang would carry that thing with me. I don't even bother to carry a gun now, so how can I carry a charm?" Fatty Sun listened to me, and hurriedly took out his phone to call Er Yang, but found that it was not at all. no signal.

"Damn, this is such a broken place, there is not even a signal. Eryang doesn't know what's going on now, and the combination of the little prince who is co-authored will be changed into a little spicy boy." Hearing that Fatty Sun still has the heart to joke, I really cried I have my heart.This kind of dark situation everywhere really makes people feel crazy.

"I didn't say it! Ma Cai! You should be here too! Don't think that you'll be fine if you hide in the dark and have fun secretly. We can resolve this kind of pediatrics that hits the wall. Now it is Give you a chance! Be honest and be lenient! Resist and be strict! Stubborn..."

"Stubborn to the end, there is a dead end. Isn't it? Little Fatty." Sure enough, Ma Cai was here. He took Fatty Sun's words leisurely. Fatty Sun squeezed me quietly. past.

"Hahahaha... This little fat man is really bad! He even knows how to follow the sound, but it's a pity that this toy-like thing can't even pierce my skin." Call back the two swords of crime and punishment, but it feels like they are attracted by a magnet. No matter how I call them, they just make a buzzing sound, but they still can't return to my hand.I was also anxious, no matter how much it was, I directly activated the fairy cleansing energy of the seeds, and attacked the horse.With the mobilization of the fairy spirit's cleansing energy, the originally dark surroundings became brighter, and Fatty Sun and I saw that this was a space we had never seen before, and those black air came from the horse. The black energy that came out of Ma Cai's body was now purified by the cleansing energy of the fairy, and all the black energy returned to Ma Cai's body.Ma Cai was still dressed in the trousers and vest just now, and he couldn't see anything strange at all, but Fatty Sun and I felt waves of fear from the bottom of our hearts.

"Hahahaha... It's so familiar and disgusting to cleanse and break the breath. It's a pity that this is a different space in the devil world. Even if Da Luo Jinxian comes here, he will die! Your broken breath is useless even if it is exhausted. Do you think If you want to survive, answer my question well." Ma Cai looked at me and Fatty Sun coldly, completely ignoring the cleansing spirit of the fairy, and my second sword of crime and punishment was at Ma Cai's feet, as if stuck The same, kept struggling but couldn't return to my hands.

"I didn't say...how old are you? Your temperament doesn't match Ma Cai's appearance at all. Why don't you show yourself in real trouble?" Fatty Sun narrowed his eyes and looked at Ma. Only, Ma Cai sneered, as if he was very interested in Fatty Sun.

"Little fat man, you have a lot of eyes. Your Qiqiaolinglong heart should taste good. You can't guess my identity?"

"Hehe...you still want to test me. I don't have any kind of ingenuity, but I have a three-pointed heart. Don't worry about it, otherwise, your cholesterol, fat, and blood pressure will all exceed the standard. How about I boldly analyze it, you are always one of the demon kings of the Three Realms?While talking poorly, he looked at Ma Cai's facial expression.

"Hahahaha... That idiot Old Demon has been taken to the underworld now, but it doesn't matter, he is a demon who has cultivated himself as the king of all ghosts, so it doesn't matter if he goes there. If that idiot can't come out by himself, wait until I am in a good mood I'll bring him up. It's not impossible for you to see him when the time comes..." As soon as Ma Cai finished speaking, Fatty Sun's smile froze on his face.The Human Demon King was thrown into the Infernal Hell by the old monk Shangshan, and the Old Demon King went to the underworld. Could this inconspicuous, skinny old man in front of him be a Heavenly Demon?Could it be that this is the image of the leader of the Demon King of the Three Realms, whom Director Xuan and Director Wu even taboo?Fatty Sun and I looked at the thin, dry, half-bald, dirty trousers and vest in front of us. This wretched uncle is Tianmo. No matter how you say it, Tianma also has red hair, eyes, black face, etc. To be honest, it’s just that. Sexual Omen was a bit of a let down.This is completely different from the big boss we have been thinking about.

"My demon body was destroyed by those nine miscellaneous fairies 1000 years ago. Even the Heavenly Demon Orb was almost destroyed. Now I just found a body at random. If I release the power, this body can't bear it at all, and it will directly turn into a demon body. Dust. Since you have encountered it, why not let you see it..." Ma Cai was speaking, but suddenly his body trembled, and he fell to the ground unconscious.Before Fatty Sun and I understood what was going on, we saw a sudden distortion of the surrounding space, and an invisible black air made the surroundings suffocating.At that moment, the seed in my body seemed to be frightened, and ran away restlessly. I was so uncomfortable from the force of the seed that I fell to the ground directly, unable to get up for a long time.

"Hahahaha... how about it... If the things in your body are about to burst, it will burst your internal organs together." The demon burst into laughter, Fatty Sun and I were already bleeding from our mouths and noses, and the voice of the demon was no better than Ma Cai. , This sound is like the sound made by thousands of demons and ghosts mixed together, just listening to it makes people tremble with fear.

"Master Tianmo, take away your supernatural powers! Lazi and I will explode in a while." Fatty Sun was shocked by Tianmo's laughter, his seven orifices were bleeding, and it seemed that he was seriously injured.

"Hmph... kill if you want! Anyway, we are not your opponents. Great Sage, we will be brothers in the next life." I knew that I would die in the hands of the demon, and the second sword, the seed, and the cleansing spirit of the fairy Co-authoring nothing can hurt the Heavenly Demon. It seems that Fatty Sun and I are going to reincarnate together today, and maybe we can be brothers in the next life.

"Spicy! Don't talk nonsense! Lord Tianmo won't be serious with small characters like us. If you want to kill us, it's not as easy as crushing ants." Fatty Sun wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and his face remained unchanged.I'm really a little confused, if the demon would let us go if he didn't kill us.

"That's right! Keep this exquisite heart for me. When I find a suitable body, I will come to you and ask for it. If I don't kill you today, it's a favor for Wu Mian! If it wasn't for him back then, the deity's The Heavenly Demon Orb will turn into nothingness. Xiao Baimao, I recognize Wu Mian's things on you. I know you have a connection with Wu Mian, so I let you go. You go and give Wu Mian a word, just say him It's not the kind that became immortal at all, why don't you join me in exorcising immortality, the demon king of the three realms has nothing but a belly full of bad water, if he's interested, this position is his. Hahahaha..." After Tianmo finished speaking, there was another burst Laughing wildly, Fatty Sun and I were so shocked that our eyes went dark and we passed out.

I don't know how long it took before I woke up, only to realize that I was no longer in that different space, and was lying on the ground in Ma Cai's house, next to Fatty Sun, who was foaming at the mouth, and seemed to be fine.

I woke up Fatty Sun, he coughed a few times, but he didn't think it was a big deal, and we didn't know where the different space was just now, and we didn't dare to provoke Ma Cai anymore, so we had to go back to the polling bureau .

Back at the polling bureau, Fatty Sun and I both lost the lottery after all, and felt a little uncomfortable.All the teams sent out came back one after another, except for Er Yang, none of them met any big characters.Fatty Sun and I went to the sixth room together, and Wu Rendi was still sitting at his desk reading the book "The Chronicles of the Underworld" and completely ignored our intentions.Er Yang crawled on the table to rest, it seemed that they were both exhausted.Laotu and Nianhua are still on their way back.

"Great Sage, how should I bring this word? Do you want to say it or not..." I really didn't dare to bring this word to Wu Rendi, but I was afraid that the Heavenly Demon would come to cause trouble. of.

"Why don't you bring it? The imperial army dragged us along, dare you not bring it? If you are afraid, let me tell you." Seeing me hesitating, Fatty Sun coughed twice, walked up to Wu Rendi with a smile and said, "Director Wu... ...The imperial army dragged me to give you a sentence..."

"Imperial army? When did you become a traitor? Hysteria?" Wu Rendi didn't even raise his head, still in that characteristic mean tone.

"It's not...it's not the imperial army...that's what it means...it's the demon...the demon dragged us to give you a word..." Fatty Sun said he wasn't nervous, but he was already running the train with his mouth full.When I saw this, I was about to say something, but unexpectedly, the door of the sixth room was pushed open, and Xuanling, Nianhua and Lao Tu came to the sixth room together.

"Oh? Director Wu's face is really great! The demon is doing him some good by dragging you to talk! Shall we avoid it together?" Xuan Ling just heard this sentence, which made me and Fatty Sun very embarrassed.

"What are you avoiding? Even if the demon wants me to lead him, I'm still not happy! Let alone the yin and yang, or that sentence, it has nothing to do with you. I made a vow 1000 years ago, and I will kill every demon!" Wu Rendi stared at Xuan Ling glanced, and his tone was even harsher, Xuanling sneered, and glanced at Fatty Sun and me from the corner of his vision, as if looking at two traitors, Fatty Sun and I looked at each other, not to mention how aggrieved I was.What is it all about?How did the two of us know what was going on with you 1000 years ago, why did you come to us one by one.Fatty Sun rolled his eyes, turned around and left the sixth room, leaving me standing alone, neither standing nor walking, standing in the middle of the ground with a blushing face.