Hi EB, it was a misunderstanding!

Anti-Lei: I know that I deliberately pursue comedy effects, which will lead to irrationality and bugs in what I write, but please ignore this point. If you can hahaha after watching it, I feel successful.

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(Fives)

Real life is often full of drama, if you can't resist, then enjoy it!

Three days later,

After Brandt's "countless excuses and protests were covered up as a guilty conscience", the information that "the IMF chief staff is a gay man who likes men" was inexplicably recorded in the CIA agent file.

(IMF agents who have nothing to do, when you are not in the field, do you all fucking stare at the chief staff?)

In this regard, Brandt felt that his forehead lines had increased by hundreds.

Benji asked puzzledly: "We won't discriminate against your sexual orientation, why are you so excited?"

Brandt then fell silent, despairing of the 'world where everyone wants me to be gay'.

But his hapless (miserable) fate was not over yet.

When he was at work on Monday, the director suddenly summoned him.

It's the first time they've seen each other since that 'embarrassing confession' last week.

Fortunately, the director did not make any untimely actions, he just said lightly: "Brandt, come with me."

Then, he went to the technical department to call Benji out, and brought the two of them to the morgue to identify the corpse.

"It's unfortunate, but I have to tell you that Ethan Hunt, the IMF's chief agent, may be lying here."

"That's impossible!" Brandt and Benji said in unison.

"Director, it's impossible! Ethan is a legendary agent, and his mission completion rate is 100%, so he won't die. Today is not April Fool's Day, what a joke." Benji waved his arms excitedly, shouting, "I absolutely don't believe he will Die! At most it’s a fake death, and then it pops up the next day, I dare to bet my firewall, absolutely!”

"Agent Benji." A man in an FBI uniform stopped his madness at the moment, "If you can't help me, I'm sorry I have to ask you to go out and calm down."

"Ha! Drive me out?" Benji's eyes widened. "Whatever you want! I absolutely can't believe that Ethan died like this." After he finished speaking, he turned and walked out the door without hesitation.

"So...Agent Brandt?" The FBI agent turned his attention to the Chief Staff Officer who had been silent all this time.

"May I ask where the body was found and when did it die?" Brandt wiped his face and asked calmly.

The FBI agent and the director looked at each other, and then replied: "Four days ago, an informant of our FBI was killed, and the body appeared on the spot. At first we could not find any information about the body, until we I found this by accident..." He used his mobile phone to release a photo, which seemed to be a hidden corner of the bombed room, with the name 'Ethan' written crookedly in blood.

"After our various investigations and coordination with the CIA, we found that Agent Ethan Hunt passed by here, and maybe he was involved in it unfortunately..." The FBI was still chattering about their reasoning, their investigations, and their intelligence... …

But Brandt turned a deaf ear to it completely. In fact, when the 'four days ago' appeared, he breathed a sigh of relief, 'That bastard kissed me three days ago. It could be him'.

After roughly drawing this conclusion, things became much simpler.

Brandt calmly lifted the white cloth, looked at the corpse whose head had been blown off, and complained frantically in his heart, 'How the hell do you want me to identify the corpse?Only ghosts can recognize it? '

He was silent for a while, and said firmly, "This is not Ethan."

"Are you sure?" The idiot FBI's eyes were full of doubts, "Calm down, let's do it again?"

"..."

The white cloth was covered, and then opened again.

"It's not Ethan." This time, Brandt tried to look calm and composed, his blue eyes full of (thinking) wisdom.

"You must have been stimulated too much. I know you were members of a group and lived and died together." The FBI showed a sympathetic look, he hesitated for a while, and finally confessed a part, "This It is related to the whereabouts of an important package of ours, so I hope you will be more serious."

Brandt was quite speechless, he glanced at the corpse under the white cloth again, "This is not Ethan."

The FBI agent hesitated to speak.

"Uh... how about you cover it with a white cloth and I'll do it all over again?" Brandt suggested.

The FBI agent was silent for three seconds, and said solemnly, "Agent Brandt, I'm serious, I'm not joking."

"I'm not fucking kidding." Brandt rubbed his head. "Well, you want to hear what I have to say? I told you, it's not Ethan."

"But his head was blown off, how can you be sure he's not?" The idiot FBI is still arguing.

"Yeah, your head is blown off, and you still want me to admit it?" Brandt couldn't help but complain, "But, I just know, he's not Ethan."

"How is this possible?" Seemingly convinced of his previous reasoning, the FBI agent widened his eyes excitedly, "Unless the two of you have an affair, how could you recognize it if it exploded like this?"

Brandt: ...

The director suddenly said: "Yeah, Brandt, I also wonder why you are so sure it's not Ethan, do you have any contact in private?"

Brandt was silent again, he couldn't tell the director, 'Hey, Mr. Director, the person who was said to be dead by the stupid FBI for four days, just three days ago, he grabbed me and forced a kiss in front of you! '.

However, the so-called "private contact" cannot be admitted. God knows, the guys in the Security Council who have nothing to do have summoned Ethan countless times for his "rough work attitude - bombing cars, bombing planes and throwing nuclear bombs, etc." There will be a severe interrogation and reprimand.

In this regard, Brandt's response has always been: Agent Ethan is performing a secret mission, and I have no way to contact him.

Do you want to say to yourself now: Yes, we have always been in touch?

"Can you tell me why, Agent Brandt?"

Both the Director and the FBI stared at Brandt sternly, waiting for an answer.

The Chief of Staff licked his somewhat dry lips with difficulty, "That..."

"Okay." He picked one of the easiest reasons to explain, but also the worst reason, "We two have an affair."

"Ethan contacted me!" Benji rushed in holding the computer.

The interval between the two sentences was still less than ten seconds.

The room was silent.

"What, did he mention the package?" The FBI agent was the first to recover, and he turned to look at Benji eagerly.

Hearing Brandt's answer just now, Benji dared not look at the expression on the staff officer's face at this moment.

He lowered his head and turned on the computer, pretending that he didn't know anything, pointed to an email and said, "I just received an email from Ethan, he said that he did get a big package from an FBI informant not long ago, that informant It is true that I asked him to hand it over to the FBI before he died. But because something went wrong, the package was taken away...and it will be transported away on plane XXX at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Plane XXX?" The FBI shouted angrily, "Damn it, we have no right to search and intercept that plane."

"Where's the Ethan people?" The director hurriedly asked.

"I don't know now, we have always been in one-line contact." Benji hugged the computer, blinked, and said sincerely, "So...he disappeared after talking to me, and now I can't contact him..."

Brandt stood behind the chief in embarrassment, but still couldn't help silently applauding Benji's answer.

On the other end, the FBI agent suddenly asked for help: "Everyone from the CIA, we need a cooperation. Since you have already intervened in this matter, can I issue a mission to ask you to take back the package?"

"Of course." Benji said happily: "No problem, I think that's what Ethan intends. He will definitely not let it go halfway, and he will definitely get back what he lost."

The director silently looked at Benji who said he'd made the decision without authorization, and then turned his head to look at Brandt who had 'no objection'.

After a while, he whispered to me, "I was really surprised by the organization and discipline of the IMF."

But he didn't intend to fight in front of outsiders (FBI agents), so he could only acquiesce to this conclusion.

As soon as the FBI agent left, he said reluctantly: "Your vision is terrible, Brandt, you still don't understand? That bastard is not worthy of your love, he is a liar, setting himself on fire while acting as a firefighter himself member."

The director sneered a few times, "Brandt, just wait, sooner or later I will show you the true face of the liar Ethan Hunt."

After he finished speaking, he was about to leave in a hurry, but he couldn't help looking back again, heartbroken, and warned Brandt seriously: "Listen to me! Don't hand yourself over to someone too easily, be careful, Agent Brandt."

Brandt stared at the director's leaving back speechlessly, only wanted to touch his forehead with a headache.

Benji was still gossiping and curious and asked, "Hey, Brandt, is it true? You're having an affair with the boss? When did you guys start dating?"

Hehe, awesome!

The information of 'The IMF Chief of Staff is a gay guy who likes men' will not only be recorded in the CIA agent files, but the FBI files will probably also be added, and even updated and added: 'The IMF Chief of Staff is a guy who likes men gay and having an affair with the chief agent'.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The Chief of Staff said violently, "Tell me, what is Ethan's plan? How do we get the package back? I can't believe you haven't been in touch."

"Plans?" Benji blinked, "Oh, yes, yes, there are plans."

He looked at his notebook in a hurry, and then read it: "planA, sneak into the plane, get the package, and get out; planB, break into the plane, get the package, get out; planC, stop the plane from taking off, Find a way to get the package and withdraw it."

"Enough, I understand!" Brandt said deadpan, "SO the plan is there is no plan?"

Benji smiled awkwardly: "Responsiveness!"

The author has something to say: PS. I have been writing about various misunderstandings, so far as this point is concerned, it is quite relevant.This chapter connects to the beginning of MI5, climbing a plane... To be honest, at the beginning, I only remember one sentence: Benji, openthedoor!Die laughing!

I want to code H, but I just can’t get to the point after a long time. I do this every time. For a reasonable H, I make myself an unfinished long story (scroll...) The next chapter must progress faster, similar to "Everyone Both thought we were a couple, why don't we just try 'something.